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Harrysong Vs kcee
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Like for harrysong.... share for kcee

kennygee:
Na woman born that one on the right o.

No, dem download her

sisipelebe:
No biggy, we were taught in school one course like that titled maintenance and repair of electronics.. Ever since then i have been doing my stuff myself. If my lampholder,extension,phone etc has slight malfunction i fix it up sharply. I wish the babe all the best in her endeavours.

Nne, my TV has developed chronic issues.
where is your shop?

madridguy:


Terrorist Kanu can you see your life?
Nigeria Government should put bounty on his head and let his fellow Ipork yuuut drag him out under his bed.

Sarrki, Kanu is Bastard Shekau twicy

sell ur brain buy ewedu. idiot

and someone will say football is nothing...

Meanwhile your bench for Leicester don dey rust...

akinade28:
Somebody should pls explain to me exactly what is FFK's problem
I just don't get, though I'm not a Buhari fan, I'm anxiously anticipating 2019 so that we can vote him out

Trash!

Opakan2:
They never look back or bother to check the real status of their mud rich enclave.

It's the lies they feed them online they follow. I bet 90% of them can't live in Aba or Onitsha for a month. It's cities like Lagos, Jos etc. they all want to stay.

I do pity them alot.

shove ur pity into ur ass.... nobody gives a fvck

independence indeed
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A Fool at 57 is a Fool Forever..

Narldon:




That was how One Guy sitting beside me in BRT at Oshodi


said his phone was missing


Begged me to help flash his number..


Phone rang right inside his Pocket









It took me three days to realize he just collected my number without Stress

your number must be a bet9ja winning code

[quote author=Barselonia post=60592261]Umunnem Igbo Ndi Oma, and fellow Nigerians, bikonu, may the peace of our Lord be upon you all.

Why I am hinting on all these issues is simply because we cannot afford to lose another 2 million of our own (that is the casualties of our brothers and sisters whom we lost in the Biafra war), imagine what those individuals and numbers could have done in Igbo land today? My Uncle did not return from the war.

Please do not be deceived in believing everything and every news you see on social media, propaganda is also an instrument of war.

I am sure most you must have heard this Buffon called Abdulkadir Erkahraman who parades his miserable self as a Turkish Diplomat speaking on behalf of Turkey in support of Biafra, so today the Turkish Embassy released a Statement (find attached) condemning the fool and disassociating him from the Turkish government. Now, if you have been conducting operations as IPOB in the name that the Turkish and Israeli Govt are behind you when it is all a lie, and you get killed by the Nigerian forces, are you not the foolish one? your death is just another waste and statistics, nothing will happen to the Nigerian government and I will tell you why below. Trust but verify, thats the key.

Some of you asked me to give my opinion on why the Nigerian Military was sent to Abia in response to Kanu's IPOB activities. I will give you my honest opinion.

If someone, a civilian for that matter, maintains and parades an organized people (wearing a military uniform), it can be misconstrued to be anything on the negative by the sovereign power of that country vis a vis Nigeria in this case. I highlighted this issue in my former opinion yesterday, you should not expect the government to roll in with police officers and patrol vans; you should reasonably expect army tanks. When you look at this organized IPOB armies, they are frustrated with what they perceived the system has done to them, so if you ever weaponize them, they will respond to that perceived injustice with murderous nihilism. They become non-state actors (Remember that we have rogue nations and people who will be willing today to give them weapons? Yes, believe me) so even when they were not armed, the Army took advantage of their sins to punish them with such force (not fair at all IMHO)

Now let's take it a little further, under International law and Pursuant to the 1949 Geneva Conventions Article 3, your status changes once you start wearing an army uniform, for you become an enemy combatant and will be treated as such: A recognized army (the Nigerian Army, in this case) can use force to neutralize you and your fellow militants. That is exactly what the Nigerian State and Army did. (The law cares less about your emotions so you don't go around breaking it)

In the Nigerian constitution, the offense of Treason is a capital offense which is defined by section 37(1) of the Criminal Code Act
as follows;

a. Any person who levies war against the state, in order to
intimidate or overawe the president or the governor of a state is guilty of treason and is liable to the punishment of death.

b. Any person conspiring with any person, either within or without Nigeria, to levy war against the state with the intent to cause such leving of war as would be treason if committed by a citizen of Nigeria, is guilty of treason and is liable to punishment of death.

You can clearly see why we advised our brother Nnamdi Kanu to refrain from some utterances or activities that could be misconstrued against him by the government, and anyone who advised a fellow countryman to be wise and careful is not an enemy or efulefu as the crazy thugs will like to call those of us with differing opinion, we just don't want to see our own go down.

Remember that all his internet utterances were more or like dismissed by the Court because if the court had considered it treasonous, Kanu wouldn't have been released at the first place because there is no bail for the crime of treason.
The years it took you to write this crap would have quite been useful to your failed career.

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You've been wearing the same pant since 29th August 2016, instead of u pressuring ur bf to get u a new one you are rada demanding for iPhone..

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Are you aware your pant is celebrating its 1st Anniversary today? Check ur date er

*WIFE: Sweety, how many women have you slept with after we got married?*
*HUSBAND: (quiet)*
*WIFE: (10 minutes later) Sweety, I asked you a question* *!*
*HUSBAND: (Quiet)*
*WIFE: (15 minutes later)Are you afraid to tell me the truth?*
*HUSBAND: Will you just shut up and let me finish counting!!!*

Sometimes you just have to post on someone's girlfriend's wall and say,"Babe last night was epic" just to cause trouble between those two happy lovers. They can't always be happy while you are lonely out there...

..Short fat girls holding their waist with one hand be looking like tea cup.

My neighbour came back drunk, He has been knocking at his door for over 2hours Now .. And he stays alone....
Should I go and tell him that he is not around

..Short Guy Telling A Tall Girl That Her Hair Smells Good. So My Brother, Which Kind Of Hair Are You Referring To?

..Instead of u to pressure him to meet ur Parents, u are pressuring Him to use ur pix as WhatsApp DP. Sister receive sense in Jesus name.

..Wait, am I the only one who has been wearing the same boxer for the past 3 months??

..Assuming the government says, everybody should register their boyfriend/girlfriend,or wife/ husband before feb 14 2018 and you try to register yours and the machine tells you,
"sorry the person you are registering has already been registered!!!,"What wil you do?!??

*.... At the bank, Michi tries to deposit a fake note.....*

*Bank Teller ;This money is fake !
*Michi; the money is mine the account is mine What is your problem? Just put it there!!

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: "can kids of our age have kids?" Teacher replied " NO Never!!" Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry.... let's go and continue...!

A married Man died
before SEX.
His Wife cut his Penis,
filled it with cement &
fixed it in d wall.
Every night she used to
go to d wall & get
satisfied herself. One
day her neighbour saw
this..!
He made a hole in the
wall removed the husband's penis & put his own penis in place of that.. & waited his turn for
sex.
The lady came with a
knife...cut his penis &
said..."Darlingtoday we
are shifting to our new
house..!"
Moral,,,, don't put your dick everywhere

Sister nkechi,baby Tessy,sexy brussel...,pwetty nyash etc....please answer this question am about to ask....
With all ur borrowed nyash,borrowed hips,with ur complete hands and extra artificial finger... How many men have u been able to grab for keep?
Just imagine ,this one handed girl is a able to grab and keep a man for her self,what are u doing?
Are u not tired of grabbing different dicks,are u not tired of grabbing sharwama and shisha?
Change o
Change o
Change

dat was hw a girl took me to her house nd we start making out, she then asked me to tie her to d bed to do wht i knw hw to do best, omo i tied d girl to d bed, took her fone nd laptop and left, i wicked?

How do you suggest we settle this matter A woman was breast feeding her baby and a lady passing by said he sucks just like his father... We still dey separate fight since yesterday evening.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''