₦airaland Forum

Mustiboy:
lol. How would i know she wanted that? It's her house not mine. So, i felt i should respect her and be a good boy

There is nothing good in being a good boy. If u had done something naughty to her, she wouldn't hv rejected ur proposal

Mustiboy:
lol. Reading between what lines? I'm 19 by the way

U r still a kid sha. but at ur age i was way smarter. the girl wanted at least a kiss, thats why she moved closer to u.. she wasn't showing u pictures, she was tellin u to man-up n do something

slimthugchimee:
grow up

thats what you need to do

Abeg tell am o. u go girl house, she left where she was sitting n came next to u to show u 'pictures' n u foolishly held her hands n said nonsense instead of reading btwn d lines.. op is 15 or younger

Leaving that lady will b d worse mistake of his life..He better give his friends d middle finger n move on with his life

Godsgal:
i wud av been disappointd if i didn't see a comment lyk dis. But thanks for not disappointing.
Its a pity & a shame as well when ladies unveil the bitter truth dat wil spur u guys 2 strive a lil' harder and be financialy fit so u'll be able to maintain that spark in ur r/ship & marital life, u misinterpret it & conclude she's a golddigger. I weep 4 guys like u.

aunty u no get hand? Can't u work for ur own money?....Most it always be a guy buying shiit for u and feeding ur asss?..........Weep for ur lazy_asses jor.....Nigga be trying to make something of himself u r here saying shiit....No go make ur own money, wait for a nigga to sexually transmit his success to u

vizkiz:
A broke biitch forming high class because a brother isn't making $$$

but these hoes can't work and get established because they only know how to make money by depending on guys....

Ps: I didn't read the bullshiit story...

God bless u

cr7lomo:
Gender equality...u should show us how capable u are

Jah bless u

vizkiz:
A broke biitch forming high class because a brother isn't making $$$

but these hoes can't work and get established because they only know how to make money by depending on guys....

Ps: I didn't read the bullshiit story...

God bless u

walemoney007:
Let all the federal university also terminate the contract of all northerners working in their school....simple

so u believe this shiit?...isokay

evilapc:
Just like kerry...FFK you are truly insightful about this people evil agenda... but trump will surely win the USA vote

shey u go go vote for Trump abi?...........I for call u stupiid sha but stupiidity is not a crime, so continue....

Some fools be like' Mark Zuckerberg is here to help Buhari islamize Nigeria'......lol...........now that he is in Kenya, maybe he is dia to help Uhuru Kenyatta islamize Kenya also.......Only fools take FFK seriously sha and I'm already spotting them on this thread..... Buhari is Nigeria's president. Get used to it..

Nice one

Meanwhile in other news;

Mark Zuckerberg has successfully helped Buhari in 'islamizing' Nigeria and he is on his way to help Uhuru Kenyatta do same in Kenya

Signed by

Foolish Fool Kayode aka FFK

Livefreeordieha:
Amen and you too happy new month..let today mark the beginning of the best days of the rest our lives ,in jesus name,AMEN!!!

amen n amen

Livefreeordieha:
yes i think u are very right...nobody likes the igbos at all for rzns best known to them,igbos are saints they are the blessed israelites of the old..that is why ur conspiracy theory is so true..now am gonna advice ur Igbo to call on all fellow pkelebe heads to pack out of eko and environs and go home to develop home ,charity begins at home,u can do ur sodom and gomorah thinz there without hindrances of futher conspiracies.am very neutral on this am tired of u people crying hawk not fowl.always the victims..one man dies in the east 1billion diff stories ,..if everybody papa carry first for primary school..which person papa come dey fail that time?next news please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God bless you.........

masterpower:
THERE IS A MAJOR CONSPIRACY AGAINST IGBO PASTORS IN LAGOS AND I BELIEVE THAT SOME BIG YORUBA PASTORS ARE BEHIND THIS.

IGBOS SHOULD GET WISDOM AND START LEAVING TO DEVELOPE THE SOUTH EAST.


THOSE WHOSE HANDS ARE NOT CLEAN SHOULD REPENT OF THEIR EVIL DEEDS.

why u thinking with ur asss?......Na yoruba carry d women give am?

Udmaster:
hahaha. Ewedu man from Ogbomosho claiming Niger Delta.
You think that am a novice on nairaland.
You bigot. Hw abt ur other "Superstar" tribalistic moniker. Get out of hia.

I woudnt wanna argue further with you cuz my grandpa warned me never to argue with fools.........was just waiting for u to confirm u r n since u have, bye bye............

BoleynDynaSTY:
Aside from beans, tomatoes, potatoes what do we eat in our everyday lives that is majorly produced in the north?

no u tell me what u eat everyday n we will decide from that...

Udmaster:
oh pls shut up.
Yoruba bigot claiming to be in the South East.
Am currently in Texas, but I was in Abia and Enugu last 2months b4 returning to my base.
I know the SE very well.

you see your problem?...I never called u names bro... U just proved to me that u opened this thread out of jealousy for other Nigerian tribes........For ur info I'm not Yoruba neither am I Hausa. I'm just Niger Deltan who sees things as they are. I don't follow the crowd n complain all d time. I m not a victim like ur people are..........n I've been base in Awka for d past 5years, so yea I'm in the SE

BoleynDynaSTY:
Good points...Aside from few food items, d north really doesn't have anything to offer. Most of the food comes from Benue State.

nne biko be specific and certain............. The north, when it comes to food has everything to offer. Rochas was right but u will not see it. How many people r farmers in the east n what exactly do they produce?.......... U r claiming of having yams when more than 90percent of d yam u consume is from Benue n Jos....a single state in the north has more agricultural produce than the whole of southeast combined. So yea, they have errrtin offer

Udmaster:
I don't deny the fact that North lead in Agriculture.
But South East don't depend wholly on the north.
Our food import from the North makeup just 10% of our food consumption.

10 percent?..... Pls where in the southeast r u?.....cuz where I am we depend like 90percent sef.....

Lol......op I understand the need to defend ur region o. But your problem is that u don't take the truth lightly....the north is far ahead of the southeast when it comes to agriculture...majority of the food consumed in Nigeria is gotten from the north...you talk about rice and yam and ish,,nigga pls....a village in Benue state produces more yam than the whole of ur region..not to talk of Plateau and other states....Have u gone to the north n see how fruits r wasted despite selling at unbelievably cheap prices?...... Okorocha is right but as usual, ur people will not see it cuz he is in a 'Hausa' party n he is 'defending' the hausas....lol..... God bless Nigeria

The guy ran away n left d fools that accompanied him on the protest...............Moral of the story is never carry politician matter for ur head.....they don't give a shiit about nobody but themselves

trenlog:
People won't make noise about this because it has nothing to do with Islam and the Muslims.

God bless you

jamesibor:
Why are you talking out of your ass. Dis you ho to school at all and if you did, did you not study statistics and how you compare sets of data?

Enugu as the state with the highest allocation in the South East should not be compared with states with the lowest allocation in other zones but with states that have the highest allocation also in other zones.

Little wonder you lot have cut of marks of 2/100 and still go to the same school with someone from Anambra who needs a cut off mark of 139/200.

hmmm.................... Say what you want bro....People like you will never appreciate anything no matter how good it is...the same people you r claiming have cut off marks of 2/100 r d same ones who u claim enslaved you since independence....I'd rather have a low cut off mark n live on my feet than have a high one and always claim to be a slave....stupiid bastard

jamesibor:
Shut the F up and don't try to rewrite whats out there. The allocation to Kano State alone is more than total allocation for the entire South East region.

and so fuckiiing what?......make we hear word jare......Enugu got more than most states why didn't u guys complain?....always claiming victims.....mtchewww

KingsCity:
As you don turn information minister, explain why North West should get far more than South East and South South combined.

Explain why Kano alone shld get 32b which is twice what Lagos got and far more what the entire SE got

Enugu got more than some SouthSouth states.......why didn't u ask why?

Backstreet boys is the biggest boy band in history but Westlife was the band back then in Secondary School sha.. I knew d lyrics to almost all their songs. Back then life was easy, we didn't have to do much to win the heart of d finest girls in school. Just use lyrics from Westlife songs n compose a very sweet letter and she is all yours....I go with Westlife cuz those boys don help my matter well well..............#missingDemGoodOldDays

nnachukz:
You don't understand. I mean I profess love always even when it is a game. I introduce all my new catch to my friends as my woman because I know they already know our game. I can remain in bed with her after the deal, caressing her and discussing many interesting things but all na wash. I even allow her to hold my phones as long as she wants even when I'm going out, I can leave the phones with her for the whole day. She can do all she likes with them, my game is well covered. The game has some rules we religiously adhere to. So my dear, the above listed points by op do not guarantee anything. I mean it. Just pray and be very smart in any relationship you get into.

thank God u said 'new catch'...for how long can u do those things for her?....read n understand before commenting

nnachukz:
Relationship has no lay down rules that works in all circumstances. What works for you may be what will destroy mine. So the above listed points do not shield against heart break. I do all those things even when I know deep down my heart I'm only playing a game. Op, you are new to the game.

no laid down rules, yes... the above mentioned points may not apply to u but they apply to 99percent of men the world over.....n u said I'm new to d game? Nigga I don't play d game, I own d coaches n d players...........................peace

Ladies welcome to the wonderful world of ME. I'm gonna help your lives by sharing these knowledge of mine with you and unlike A-love-vendor-Named-Slickback, I aint doing it for no exorbitant fee. I'm doing it out of the goodness of my heart, and because I'm tired of hearing the sisters complaining of one heartbreak or the other. The truth is men are very simple creatures and the fact that most women don't seem to understand us is baffling to me. We are like an open book, even if you don't know how to read, just stare long enough and you will understand us.. Without further ado let me give u a front-row seat into the simple world of MEN. And thank me later because I'm about to save some of your assses.

1) The L word- Sisters if the man you are dating doesn't tell you he loves you its probably 'cause he doesn't . Men no matter how macho or gangster like professing love to their lady ( except if he is Leonidas the Spartan). If you have been with him for a while and he has never used that word on you then think again. If he doesn't love you, he will find ways to avoid using the L word. For instance if you text him and it ends with 'I love u', he will probably reply back with 'I adore u' or 'I've got nothing but admiration for you'. I'm not saying to adore someone is bad, but if he can type 'adore' which is five letters what stops him from typing Love which is a letter less. Or after a hot and steamy love-making session, you ask him if he loves you and he replies with 'I'm here aren't I?'.

Truth is, a man who loves you will not be afraid or ashamed to say it. He may not say it as often as you would want, but he will say it.



2) The Introduction- If your man doesn't introduce you to his family and friends as his 'girlfriend', his 'fiancee', his 'lady' or his 'woman', then you probably alone in the relationship. A man who loves you will want you to know he is down with you. And what better way to do that than put a claim on you by given you a befitting title. If he has been introducing you as a 'friend' for the past two years, then my sister you are on your own. He doesn't introduce you as his woman 'cause you are not. You are probably the side chick or the object he uses to satisfy his sexual urge. If he loves you, he will walk hand in hand with you, and he will never miss the opportunity to let the world know that you belong to him.



3)After sex- if the man you are supposedly dating always wanna get rid of you after banging your brains out, then you are on a long thing. He will call you and disturb the hell out of you, then you come to his place and he swims deep into you and when he is done, he starts looking for excuses to send you away. Sister he doesn't give a shiit about you. He wanna get rid of you cause he is either feeling guilty of cheating on his main woman or he is feeling disgusted by what he has just done with you. A man who loves you will wanna spend time with you after sex. He may not cuddle you, but trust me, he will wanna talk, or take a stroll, or watch movies or simply just stare at you telling himself how lucky he is to have you.

And If he has sex with you everytime you visit, then please move on except if you already have a defined relationship in which the main objective is sex.



Thank me Later


Note: #My Opinion

Maybe her network providers r doing a promo. D more she get calls, d more her chances of winning something that's why she de share her number........u sef get mind o, u carry ur babe fb password.......nawao