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Bad sharp guy...............two things r involved sha....either d man no like u n he wanted to pay u for d stuffs u brought or he likes u n wanted to help ur ministry....any which way na u still win........

Its clear u don't know d meaning of overrated.....You call Dare n Dbanj overrated?...........This niggas have gone places with dia music...Dare is one of d best RNB artiste of all time...Dbanj tho not a great vocalist, have opened doors for every motherfuckka in d game right now....everybody knows Ice prince don't know shitt about rap so u right on that.

Jessidaisy4:
she's not that fine, who knows where I can get the hat she's wearing, been searching for it

is u finer than her?

Lastking147:
She cheated sch days and my nigga dint get over it...
Paybck isa biccch

lol.....revenge is best served cold.....

iLegend:
Hahaha! I like your type.

When you get old government will NOT pay you that peanut pension you're hoping on.

Start a business online and offline. My rule here on NL is never to show-off my financial stand. Don't worry for your personal pleasure I'll open a bragging thread. The problem is, you'll still come there and say "Why are you showing off."

I want to apologize. It seems I have hit on a girl you're nervously and secretly admiring. Sowie na!

If to say our two live for the same compound by now you for don gimme rat poison. Hahahahaha. Lemme stop laughing hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi. Okay, I'll stop laughing now.

Learn to mind your sexy business and remain bless. Everyone is looking for relevance. I'll call Séun to add your gorgeous name. Remain bless once again my cute lil brother.

Keep safe!

lol......I wasn't hating jor,,was just tryna be funny........guess it didn't work.....................but u still get time to write all dis sha...........God bless u too

kingdaro:
It's quite hard but try and attempt it...
Some birds were flying and met a bird on their way. The bird greeted them; hello hundred! They said we are not hundred, we need half of us plus you to make us hundred.

Question: How many birds were flying?```

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iLegend:
I'm an entrepreneur! I do online businesses. I work from home and I give lectures in some institutions.

u r unemployed at d moment....stop speaking plenty grammar

Witch na for America n yankee......Ogbanje na for Naija..........like steak n akpu

globe16:
you dont deserve my response.. You are a testament that 70% of Nigerians have low IQ.. What nonsense

its better to have low iq than to be you......being u is d greatest insult of all

LordVoldemort:
Why are these people crying over spill milk. Are there no Christians in the North?

The CAN action Is more divisive that what they are accusing Kerry.

So let's just asume if Kerry decide to visit Olu of warri does that mean he shoul vist all the traditional rulers in t country.

If the CAN president wants a pics with Kerry he should go to Washington and take one

Rubbish people

God bless you

globe16:
Accept you are wrong and stop ranting foolishly.. Ok CAN is criminal, what of the Emirs and Muslim Leaders that are now making billions from their Gardens without any work or investments as stated by Emir Sanusi, thanks to Buhari's islamic policies... That one is legitimate abi? Take this

are u daft or dumb?........why can't u people say d truth for ones in ur god forsaken life?.....did Sanusi say he was making billions by sitting in his garden or was he trying to caution d government?.....learn to view matters objectively if u want to prosper in life.....I'm a christian n I love my religion but CAN r a bunch of foolish n sentimental greedy bastards who only care about dia pockets just like our politicians....Did d problems we r having now start during dis government?.....when bros Jona sat back n did nothing while peopl were slaughtered where d fuckkk were they...........get some sense jor,,its free of charge

Lol..........she no know d meaning of fukk.....I remember a house on my street where " we rent pots, plates n fukk" was written on d wall instead of "fork"......

anyimontana:
Who asked dis masquerade how much he makes sitting in his toilet?.who d money don epp,even d almagiris or wutever d spellin is no dey even benefit frm u

Did u read d post?

MotherOfDragons:
I heard a lot of stories that yoruba man cheat alot,but whats tribe gat to do with men cheating?i've been dating dating my bf for more than 4mnths now and things have been going great..he hasn't cheated on me or atlearst i hadn't found out yet.
A few weeks ago he told me to tell him about my past,i was scared but he said he will still love me either bad or worse.i told the biggest secret that not even my parents know.
He said it was fine but i could see he was hurt,he started avoiding me last week but he said he had financial problems.i thought he was cheating and i accused him and he was vexed.yesterday he told me that he loves me but our relationship won't work because of what i told him..he said he is thinking about his future





he saying he dont want to dump me but i can see he does.what can i do to make him stay?i really love him

tell us what u told him na....let's know how serious it is....abi u de fukkk dog?

You de ur room de watch film.....you heard a sound n checked, then u saw a big black venomous snake in a corner of ur room.... You carry stick n lock door so the snake will not escape.......snake waka come door side, u run go bed side.....n d unthinkable happen












NEPA come take light..................what will u do?

Caprigal:
Let me be frank here and say its different if he is genuinely trying to come up and still does what he can to make you feel special but some dudes are just perpetual failures and try to make it seem like you are asking too much.

perpetual failures like d ones you hv been dating?

If love was money, you'd probably get none cuz u busy playing guitar n blowing trumpet instead of hustling to get it.......

Wingback:
Like really, such confidence, ain't no one trying to date your fat ass with your sweaty pores and big disfigured face. Such nerves. I used to think only fat white women do this black men thanks to some...African men whom will date and spoon anything as long as it's Caucasian but lately it seems fat women of every race do it.

Seriously if you are fat, hit the gym, you can only do yourself a favor. It's hardwork but not impossible unless you have a genetic problem then you better off not marrying so you won't spread bad genes to humanity. So yeah fat women out there, if you don't get approached by men, know your place and approach equally fat men if you are hellbent on spreading useless genes.

Just so you know, you considered fast if your body mass index is higher than 30




MANAGER.

why not extend ur write-up to fat men too....you a misogynist or something?

jamesibor:
So EFCC will go to America, a country outside their jurisdiction and seize properties. Smh at the gullibility of some Nigerians.

Another nollywood movie to keep our eyes off the ball.

learn to read n understand before commenting biko....

Airforce1__I go soon blow

I saw a post earlier where people used title of movies to describe their earnings....it was cool n hillarious so I decided to do copy copy....Now use d title of a song to describe ur salary....................make I go type my own...



















person with d highest likes wins...

99100:
Is obvious that Wike/Amaechi camp is the most popular.

what r u saying?

freshvine:
80% of the northern states are up there collecting more but contributing nothing.

Igbos patronize Corporate Affairs Commission more
Igbos patronize custom services more
Igbos consume brewery and pay added tax more.
Cos of 80% of igbos are business people, they patronize Federal Inland Revenue More.
The population of igbos into education is even more as the pay for education.

A tribe that is giving plenty receive less.

They told us they are using population index instead of contributions.

Oya na use machine count everybody... DEM no gree.
Count Muslim and Christian... No.

Wicked country

I pity ur stupiidity n senselessness........................Igbos r dis n dat yet Yoruba n Hausa Business men keep dominating d bleeping Forbes list........Northern states contribute nothing you say,,,yet its ur people that r trying to manipulate NDeltans to follow u n create a republic cuz u know u have no oda means of survival apart from the oil money u get from dia abi?....Hypocrisy is when u say northerners don't contribute anything but in ur village n state as a whole, dia is no single drop of oil.....get some sense, its free of charge

planetx:
This Northerners using their control of the military governments of the past have cheated Southern Nigeria beyond belief. Just look at the number of local govts in their states using land mass as a criteria instead of population.

oga r u dumb or just sentimental?.....as small as Enugu is how many LGAs r dia?....................you r here talking nonsense when in terms of land mass Borno state alone is bigger than the whole Southeast. Na una type de say northerners too de born,,but when it comes to allocation una plenty pass dem.....nawa o

bounty007:
They came on five gunboats..killed soldiers and made away with gun boat and ammunitions..
Each gunboat takes 5 to 6 of em..
Soldiers say they v killed wo and arrested 2..
Now ask what happened to the rest..
My point..army should take with their propaganda..they should be straight at all time..is duty.
Not making it look as if they got all the guys..
The governor should be commended for handing the water ways security to Africa.
Him and is boys are doing great job..ieven tho they now control the bunkering activities in the state..
Congrats to waterways security..let the miscreants pay for act..
Killing. Soldiers is not part of the struggle..
Atleast for now...they are on duty!

were u dia? How did u know they came in five gun boats?

enigma2007:
How na? That is one of the governors that i feel good about o! Been hearing lots of good news about him.

its all in d internet o....if u have chance come to Awka n see for urself......na only him picture him sabi de paste everywhere...

989900:
Speechless.

Noninclusive of regular individual state allocation with nothing on ground to show; give Obiano, Ambode, or Amosun this kind of money, and watch them perform.

We need to stop paying most MDAs in cash (electronic, cheque, or otherwise); start paying them in e-vouchers, vouchers redeemable for cash via the ministry of Finance upon meeting a set of certain criteria.

u people r mentioning Obiano cuz u r not in Awka...d nigga is a big flop....

BeClever:
So he ran to Ambode straight for epp.. Yoruba brains seeff..

Everything and everytime epp epp epp.. them no de do something on their own?

And you op, how that pix take dey graphic..

E graphic pass this one.. .

u r condemning him for been Yoruba n seeking for help the right way?....nawa o........ Wat u should be doin is asking him to donate some sense to u cuz u clear don't hv it

Freakypinky:
I'll say a selfie.
It might also be make-up.
Some say a deek but that's not true.

op is lying o....I know u can't go a week without an orgasm....weda na dicck de cause d orgasm, or na cucumber or na ur fingaz I don't know

Gozzzy:
RIP mayowa... Thunder wire buhari for all the hardship he caused, that led to this girl's early demise.

u r a bastard..........stupid fool.....get some sense cuz its free of charge....#Mods abeg na true I talk,,no ban me because of dis retarrded bozo

Ladies and gentlemen, a round of applause for d biggest fool of d day

thundabot:
Don Jazzy called her

lmao......Naija my country