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Wat happened to his face?

I know 70% came to check name...lolz

Safe journey baba

afroLAD:
illuminati abi? #lipsealed

is everything attributed to satan?
Is he more than God?

chowlade:
Is delta ibo not igbo

u know her?

U no go go write ur own

J for jail

Seunwife:
Very very true:... Especially the responsible ones are not romantic at all

u mean seun is not romantic at all?

sunnywinter:
His girlfriend, Kasi Bennett, lawyer and model. Wonder what else he was looking for tho.

He is looking for something different

Applying for PA

Let them tell you why they keep shouting Allahu arkubar in their states

Great Man. I love him

Bring up d video. Hop we will share d money wen u win

The heart of a man is desperately wicked, who can know it?

If he is as tall as usein, maybe he would have taken d ist position

Somewhere in d north

MotherConfesor:
Doctors and health practitioners in the house kindly help with possible solution.
I had an Eva wine in my fridge which is to expire in 2018. I decided to mix it with alcohol, Mc dowel's precisely. After taking it, my body since then haven't remained same for two days now. I developed hives, all part of my body itching and swelling, serious headache and nauseating feeling. What is likely wrong and what do I do

Note that the Mc Dowels wasn't having expiring date written on it. just Mfg date. Am really sick. can't stand up from my bed for two days now


Mods kindly treat as this is urgent.

if ur a Christian, dat may be a message from God

Even by definition, bail in itself is not free

Zeus777:
SMH "satan" "jehovah" " hell fire" you and the guy u quoted are both jokers. U both fukn slaves to the abrahamic myth where the idea of satan, jehovah and hell fire originated. U both shld shoot urself so to get free outa ur mental enslavement

Lol

Adegbenro7643:
Pls narrate his story 4 me. I couldn't jxt understand a bit.

its a long story but just know that:
1. Lucifer was an archangel of worship
2. Sin was found in him n was dethroned
3. There was war in heaven n Lucifer was thrown down to earth.
4. Man was created to occupy d second heaven
5. He fell n Lucifer took d place
6. Jesus came n restore, taking us to the 3rd heaven where God is seated.
7. from 2nd heaven d devil tempts d inhabitants of this world.
8. But in Christ we have authority over him.
9. His sorrows is when he remembers d last day that he will be put in chains n be disgraced...

It is called OFFICIAL COMPLIMENT. That is d compliment u give when on duty. How do u want him to greet d emir again. He should shake his n say "how far?"

themosthigh:
When we satanist have conquered and finally imprisoned jehovah and his son,we will establish an eternal monarch on earth and in the heavens and people like sanusi that submits will automatically become gos on the new earth join up and become an immortal soldier of lucifer and participate in the future invasion and sacking of heaven...help us enthrone lucifer as the lord of lords and join in the sharing of the spoils if not be damned as a slave loyal to a dying god

Your Lucifer is a mate to Archangel Michael not Jehovah (his name be praised). He has been banished from d third heaven which is d throne of Jehovah God. You n himself has only one future that is d lake of fire prepared for him n his loyalists like u. Pls don't drag people to hellfire because that is you portion on d last day. Remain where u are, d place u got wen u deceived Adam through Eve. That is where he tempts d elect, sons of God.

Happy birthday to my oga

What time is the match btw?

This Nairaland sef

Young03:
if Colombia no beat Nigeria 2-0

make I c

enemy of progress

Dont insult my oga

Imagine

Cutehector:
bro, I need ur singular vote for falconey on d Mr nairaland finals coming up on saturday please...

noted

Trueyarn:
Man up and look them straight in the eye and tell them you won't join... Being bold has a way of putting them off balance.

lolz, not wen ur still eating n dining with them.

Raymondluv:
what if you claim to dem that your broda is an army were as he is not.dat if you join it wont go down well

Na u sabi dat one oo. I don tell u wat to do

Raymondluv:
bros if a cultist approach u nd tell u to join dem.pls wat will u tell them

Tell them u will report them to SARS. if they insist call me I will link u up to my colleagues in ur state. Those boys no get liver, dem dey fear police like hiv

Naughtysite:
Oga, if nah ur broda be that protester, you go shoot am ?

Where una tear gas or rubber bullets dey ?

I dont have such brother. But n if after hearing d warning made by a police chief my brother still carry d protest for head like say na him papa inheritance. Then wat ever he gets is his. I won't bother. Thanks