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@op .. Its a sign of joblessness.

Nice thread...
Life has taught me time waits for no man, opportunity comes but once today its here soon its gone, experience is the best teacher also learn from other peoples mistake aπϑ above all prayer Ȋ̝̊̅§ the master key.

Well a thief would certainly feel comfortable in the mist of another thief... So if doyin okupe has t̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ be the mouth-piece of jonaloot then he has t̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ come out aπϑ explain his excesses..

A son of a prominent Bauchi state Politician displaying the wealth his father which have been drawn from public funds.
Yet pupils in some part of Bauchi state are still studying under the tree aπϑ most of them can't even afford 3square meal... Smh

MATTHEW59: A break from the norm, real undergraduate tinz, do ur best 2 revise the basic courses in ur undergraduate days. Learnt 1st class is 30% , 2:1 is 25% . Success.

Thanks man.

@matthew59: how was your exam today? How was the questions? share your experience.

Ajuwaya! (Eyin-le-pe-wa-waa, fun-ra-yin-le-fa-jogbon) Eh! Wake up! Woya! Woya! Woya! Woya! If U are still sleeping, U are WRONG! Move to the parade ground. "Youth obey the clarion call, let us lift our nation high; under the sun or in d...." PREYYYDA! Chest out! Attention by number, scod 1 - 1, scod 2 - 2...quick match time...by the centre, quick match! Halt! PARADE! Match time in slow & quick time order, by centre, slooow match! Changing from slow match to quick match order...PARADE halt. We form 2 lines, f.o.r.m 2 lines! We now take head dressing! (3 hearty cheers to the lazy otondo reading dis message) Hip ! Hip! Hip! HURRAY! Louder!.... We replace head dressing...replace head dressing! Gbam! Ajuwaya. Corpers Wee oº°˚ ˚°ºoo ! Wee-wee-wee! Waa-waa-waa! it's fun.

MATTHEW59: Mine is 2morrow. Learnt is based on one's B.Sc class of grade like first class, second class divisions , first 5 ;seccond 4 etc and performance in the extrance exams.

Aiit... Which course did you applied for?.. Pls share your experience afta your exam tomorrow .. Wishing you all the very best.

Please.. Those who have passed through UNILAG post graduate school or those currently running their programs at the m.sc level should please share their experience, Experience in terms of the entrance exam, and other criteria used for admitting students.
The 2012/2013 entrance exam his billed to commence next week..

I applied for m.sc microbiology... Thanks.

We will surely get to the promise land 1 day.

THE WONDERS OF SCIENCE
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10 = 1111111111
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
Brilliant, isn't it?
And look at this symmetry:
1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321...111111111 x 111111111 =
123456789876543 21
Now, take a look at this...
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R ST U V W X Y
Z
(Is represented as...)
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
If:
H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K
8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%
And:
K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E
11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%
But:
A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E
1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%
Then:
L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O -D
12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%
Therefore, one can conclude with
mathematical certainty that:
While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you
close, and Attitude will
get you there, It's the Love of God that will put
you over the top!

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Nice write up... Rip dagrin

The untamed rate at which Nigerian politicians scramble abroad will inevitably inspire citizens to public fuss, speedily than they may expect it. T
he fate left for citizens to live with while they frequent oversea countries for investments, conferences, medical treatment and for the enjoyment other pleasures derivable from the ambience that accompanies developmental strides of those attractive cities are just too aggravating and continuously reinforcing indignations. As it appears, they have made only two things out of Nigeria as it suits their callous lifestyles; a country that springs resources they loot, and a ranch where they would be buried.
The lives they live make ocular exemplification of what they have made Nigeria. From observations, the following countries recognize Nigeria for exotic and outrageous patronage made by the flatulent political rogues from the country; Switzerland recognizes our politicians as best banking clients who do not request for deposit or even inquire of their account balances but only keep adding funds to their accounts; UK and America will recognize that our politicians are both perfect "angel investors" ; Dubai understands that Nigerian politicians are the greatest mystery shoppers from anywhere in the world; Germany, India, Saudi Arabia and Israel collectively recognize this series of criminal politicians as the greatest patronizers of their hospitals; the UK should hold our politicians as the smartest and heartless thieves in the world who would not stop until they have looted so much for life in the hereafter. This is to emphasize how the politicians who are supposedly the destiny shapers for over 150 million people spend prodigally, making selfish junkets across all desirable parts of the world to squander their loots, while they leave Nigeria to rot. They only loot in Nigeria and then, expect Nigeria to be their final resting place.
Making Dubai a choice location for shopping ridicules either the quality of Nigeria’s malls or the value of items stocked here. If it is for the standard of the malls that they race up to Dubai, then the question hangs on them as to why Nigeria cannot have similar or better shopping facilities; if for the type of items stocked, it hangs on them the question of why type of importations are not properly regulated and why Nigeria’s industrial complex cannot be well equipped to make such quality products available at home.
It only makes silly sense of Nigerian frontrunners to call on investors to buy into where they would not invest. Only idiotic hypocrites will solicit and think that serious foreign investors will invest where they have not provided security, electricity, reliable transport system from channels of usable roads and sound banking system, etc. What exactly attracts our politicians to invest in the UK, in Ghana, Kenya and other countries and why are those things, not possible in Nigeria? They simply steer away from the collapse they caused and fly several miles to embrace the good developments worked for by others abroad, making ridicule of themselves and how they have callously destroyed their homeland.
Senate President David Mark made a trip to Israel for medical treatment for an undisclosed ailment which his media assistant passed up as ‘minor’. How ‘minor’ is David Mark’s health issue for the National Hospital in Abuja to have rejected him, does he too suffer from Churg Strauss Syndrome?
There are only few reasons a person may travel to seek health treatment abroad. It is either as a direct admittance that the hospitals back home lack the requisite resources to handle the crisis projected by your health or that there is no medical facility on the ground to effectively treat your case. While the case with Nigeria is not as much as lack of ability to manage health issues, the problem with the Nigerian health system is fraught with inadequate supply of common health facilities, which is the reason Nigerian politicians frequent Germany, Spain, India, Saudi Arabia and Israel for treatment. A world class example of irony in this case is that those who want top grade, state-of-the-art facilities most wok it least, and those who fail in their responsibilities to make a system work are usually the victims of its imminent collapse. Those whose duty it is to make available infrastructures work including the health system but failed to deliver are usually the victims of serious health issues; those who siphoned resources meant for electrification of the country will invariable die of its cause; those responsible for the failure of our roads will either run on potholes and summersault or avoid using the road and lose it all by air mishap.
The trip to Israel by the senate president makes a ribald exposure of their total failure in the health sector, especially someone of David Mark’s long public profile. Nigerian Doctors are underpaid and under-equipped, yet overworked. Senate President David Bonaventure Mark as far back as he was the Governor of Niger State from 1984 to ‘86, and to the time he resumed as the Senator for Benue South in 1999, and then to assume office as President of the Senate of Nigeria on June 6, 2007, and till date. If someone had been connected in a way since 1984 to this day in 2012, he and his cohorts and those he heads since 1999 could not change the health system to provide facilities for adequate health treatment, but could enrich themselves to afford treatments abroad tells with emphatic stress that he already failed. I remember the statement that ‘telephone was not meant for the poor’ was credited to him to hurt the extremely poor hearts of Nigerians that they should either get rich too or die mysteriously. Is the stuff he goes to get treatment with in Israel an exclusive arc in the ancient, holy city that we cannot have available for others to benefit from it? David B. Mark already stayed long enough to have influenced the health system to grow as reliable as Israelites should come seeking health aids here and not the other way round. If he will contest for President as we are already getting wind of some rumors, he already has given us ample clue into his manifesto, having been material for several years without affecting anything we can be proud of. With the proposed barring of public officers from travelling abroad for medical treatments, it is abundantly evident that sacred cows like David Mark will make stealth through secret doors. Not only David Mark, but running abroad for medical treatment confirms to us that they all are not sure of the effectiveness of the health system they built here – it is not safe and so, they cannot risk their lives by depending on it, but they can endanger the lives of Nigerians on it.

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@collinsfbi.. thanks i really appreciates. Please share your ideals about Russia with me.

@ Collins .. Thanks broda.. I really appriciate people like you.. May God bless you..i was able to meet up with the April 1st deadline buh i JƱڪτ̲̅ sent all the supporting documents on April 4 hope am still on the save side? Do have any ideal about study in Russia. coz i applied for both mun aπϑ 1 other sckool I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ Russia.

[b][/b]So, the idea of work to pay your tuition fee can be encouraged to some extent but what about other required fees? Before further discussion, can you prove your financial capability of the total cost of living above to the canadian embassy? What is your total budget for this trip? Obviously many things have to be considered and I must confess.
@ collinsfbi.. Am applying for m.sc environmental sci @ mun. But Am planning to work and pay for ♍Ɣ tuition fees wots ♍Ɣ faith in getting a job ? aπϑ also am capable ☀̤̣̈̇f proving t̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ the embassy ♍Ɣ financial capability. How much can be budgeted t̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ the trip?.

Please nairalander's am thinking of doing my M.sc in Canada please if you have got links of universities with low tution fee kindly share it .. Your contributitions is highly welcomed .. Thanks

Happy birthday nairaland! Rep class double zero nine, Thumbs to A̶̲̥̅̊ job well done so far, !

Happy birthday nairaland! Rep class double nine, Thumbs to A̶̲̥̅̊ jobs well done so far, !

Actually i just applied for OAU M.sc in microbiology. So all my seniors in the house share your ideas, experience,requirements of your school and lifestyle in the post graduate school, I would really appreciate all comment advice , Tanx y'all ,

L - Love
A - All
G - Girls
O - On
S - Saturday , Lol

based on all d argument on islamic banking,  D main fact I cud figure out is d word "islamic" dat is attached to it,  islamic banking is a non interest banking. D christians are free to patronize d islamic bank,  And if not dey shud go prepare a bill for the christian banking too,

I bet u , I prefer nairaland to facebook, Coz here u meet a loads of enlighten minds, u get informed on daily basis, u disagree to agree, u get solutions to ur problem, u meet people wit diff views on national and local issues, As for me  nairaland is my morning tea before going to get newspaper, I remove my head rest for  SEUN, !!!, GBAM, !!!

Please I need info abt requirements, amounts and sales of forms for unilag M.sc degree in any science related course. Any 1 with useful info shud please share,