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Boriqua:
Yes tecno P9, let how much do you sell it?

Chat me up 08065696008

Boriqua:
Please i am in dear need of a functioning techno tablet panel to buy to replace the bad one. Please let me call you if you have it.

That's tecno P9 right ?

I have the panel,a working panel

@op you only wrote what you want to start doing (reading)
What about tinz you wanna stop doing.
I want to stop womanizing and
I wld like to get a car this year
Cheers

Women and their wahala....

I guess
10. A perfect man should not even have a d!ck

Thank y'all for your advise...............
She invited me to their church by 4pm today.
I will let her how I feel about her today

Let me just go straight to the point.........

There's this girl I met through my cousin when he took her and her friend to swim,been that they were two i was invited to keep the other chick company during the outing,

But the truth is that I was unable to connect with the other girl but could noticed that I like the main chick because there was this chemistry between us that I couldn't understand, we just flow and believe she could notice it too, but there was nothing I could do.

I didn't see her until she went back to school,
So I could not tell her anything, all I could do was to call her once in a while.
I ask my cousin if they were dating and he said no, so I told him how I felt about the girl and he said no problem that I can ask her out but I know that he has slept with the girl and that was all he wanted.

thanks ASUU, she's at home now..........

Pls should I make my intention known to her or I should forget it,

I'm confused, I like her

Second to. Comment....

9:38am : 9:36am I knw that somday am
gonna make
it.....for God
liveth.....i knw u ll be wonderin why am sayin
this, well hia is my reason......God gave me life
t
his infinite mercy,even though am a
sinner......and
gave his only son for my course.......2day is 3rd
day of october , i neva bliv dat i ll eva be the
1stux tu commentux this month....but hia i am
singin glory to the lord.....for the life nd gud
health he gave to me nd my family
members....nokia for havin dey awesome nd
gr8
innovative experience to produce nokia E71 wit
gr8 feature and supperb browsin quality....to
mtn
for notin disappointin me wit dia network
2day....to nepa cos i heard they are on strike
but
not in my area cos they gave us light since
tuesday witout blinkin.....to my mama for givin
birth to me(mama am gonna make u
proud........like 2day)....to my papa for marryin
my mum nd
injectin the super wonderful sperm in her dat
gyve raise to me....to seun for kumin out wit
gr8
dream like nl.....I pray that the lord who
started
all this ll neva make us see bad market this
october.....nd for him to bless my felo nl
members @op... I luv this.......... I luv y'all Pls
like my
post....

God bless seun and nairaland n nairalanders n. D mods

adaobi123: I always thought that Kelly was prettier than Beyonce. I still do. Beyonce is overrated, especially nowadays.

I totally agree with you on this...............

Amazing write up


But why posting it in the joke section?

Or is it a joke

Oh!!! Gerrrof nairaland you dumb a$$

Don't scroll down

































Stale

Hbd

@jesoul
I've been eyeing missy_B...........
Can you do the magic for me?.........


Tenks


#Team E.T.T

@op I tink you're the one not normal here.....
Stale joke...........


#Team E.E.T

I comment my reserve

I must say, I'm just hearing this for the first time........

Even christmas is just a fist date to celebrate our lord..........

Happy bday all the same

Lemme quickly grab my own seat

May the best scammers win

BIGVAJINA: READY

THE BEST GETS MY LOVE

OYA

Hello! I be abbey, and me don dey see you tey tey for this estate,and me I no no how I go take talk to you becuzz you too fine, nah hin today I say make I kuku ma tell you how e dey do me,since the first time way I see you my mind no dey rest again and nah so my heart go dey jolificate anytime way i see you.....

Me : so tell me your own name nah

You : bigvagina!

Me : huh!!!

You :what do you Say?

Me : nothing........nah your name wan choke me becuz e too fine just like you.....now way I don know you and you know me I go like make you be my friend, my very good friend...

You : I go tink about am

Me : owk, but abeg no keep me too long o!!

You: (in a romantic voice) owwwk

Me : I don hear, see e get one place for inside this estate way dem dey eat, and their food make sense......

You : ehh!!

Me : I go like carry you go there on sunday...make we just siddon talk about us when we dey eat fine food, abi how you see am

You : owwwwk

Me : omalicha!! You too fine,.....you carry my breath commot.....

You : (giggling) na so?

Mee : yes omalicham!!.......

You : make I come dey go, my mother go don dey wait for me tey tey

Me : owk omalicham.......I go come check you for house small time

You : owwwwwk

Bye!!!!


I love you.....how dem dey talk this one for pigin....lol

What's anklet

Okada abeg take me to the joke section through shot cut, this road too long......

Habatically speaking, you sound sick......
I don't have much to say.........

uj_sizzle: It's not the lack of men that's the issue i think, it's the lack of 'marriageable' men.


Men are scarce, boys are plentiful

Your dumb a$$ seems not to understand the situation on ground...... I pity you sha

Most of our girls are too hostile,
And you can equally pass as one

#team E.T.T

And some gullible and vulnerable people wld rush down there to see pishure..lol










#Team E.T.T
If you know what that means

is the fugly man a Muslim?
people will come here and talk about love........
i bet you if this guy were to be poor,this chick will never look @ him twice

Tell a lie once and all your truths become questionable

What channel on DSTv?

The guy has no fault here, instead your the confused person here due to your mixed signals.....
The guy asked you out but you declined,
I guess you should make up your mind

Lols @ funny comments
Truly naija never bad reach that level.....

@op, habatically speaking #2000 is too much
Pay #500 per gurl lemme supply you.....

Bekokoja: Mine was wonderful......

She came into my rum so i gave he coke as she drank, we talked about our likes and dislikes...it was after an hour of her visit that i knew wat she was up to....she said she was feeling heat so i offered to open the doors and windows bt she said no dat she prefered to remove her outer dress so she was now wearing her skimpy under wear....
I now stopped looking at her directly as the good bad guy. In the nxt two minutes, she started coming near me by nw, she was making her way to kiss me......me on the other hand tried to resist dn she said "dnt u want me? I said i do. She dn was kissing and i was caressing her.........dn alas! She pulled he dress n we started doing it...... .i was happy dat my joystick did nt cross its elastic limit
nw share ur story

How old are you?
You narrated it like it happened yesterday....

Back to the topic;
She came to my room and we talked for about 3hrs, nothing happend until she wanted to leave, then I held her hand to help her up from the chair...I pulled her up to my self then she kissed me and we started smushin,
Since there was no time I just lifted her skirt
Part her panties insert my cd without killin the mood and that was how I nack her two round

Bekokoja: Mine was wonderful......

She came into my rum so i gave he coke as she drank, we talked about our likes and dislikes...it was after an hour of her visit that i knew wat she was up to....she said she was feeling heat so i offered to open the doors and windows bt she said no dat she prefered to remove her outer dress so she was now wearing her skimpy under wear....
I now stopped looking at her directly as the good bad guy. In the nxt two minutes, she started coming near me by nw, she was making her way to kiss me......me on the other hand tried to resist dn she said "dnt u want me? I said i do. She dn was kissing and i was caressing her.........dn alas! She pulled he dress n we started doing it...... .i was happy dat my joystick did nt cross its elastic limit
nw share ur story

How old are you?
You narrated it like it happened yesterday....

Back to the topic;
She came to my room and we talked for about 3hrs, nothing happend until she wanted to leave, then I held her hand to help her up from the chair...I pulled her up to my self then she kissed me and we started smushin,
Since there was no time I just lifted her skirt
Part her panties insert my cd without killin the mood and that was how I nack her two round

You have virtually mentioned every available drinks both the alcoholic n non alcoholic..

What should we drink @op