DrMeroThaEmperor:
Yiks was hell years ago... Batch A, from March ... Hot and dry! But the place was much fun. Kinda miss it.

Yiks was fun for me, although it was extremely hot. Batch C

DrMeroThaEmperor:
The Parade ground evaders: these set of individuals usually hide in the Mosques, Clinic, Computer room, nearest bush, feign illness/leg pain/fainting or hungry, or inside OBS studio.

The Boys' Scout/ Man o' War/ Barracks boys: just be calm when you are marching next to them on the parade ground. They even instruct, direct & correct you more than the Army officers in charge.

The Cowards & Frail hearted: everything gets them scared. From "what is your name?" to "attention by number!"

The Tribalists: They believe their tribe is the only tongue in the country. I remember one guy (fellow corps member) speaking Yoruba to me at Yikpata camp. The moment I told him I'm a Deltan & barely understand Yoruba, he exclaimed, "Ahh... You are not a Nigerian if you don't speak one of the major languages especially Yoruba...."
Thank God for God and the 'regimented life in NYSC camps'


The Good Samaritans: this category of individuals is dominated by guys... PS: they don't render any 'Samaritan' services to their kinsmen- as in fellow men. Why is that? Your guess is as good as mine.

The 'whiners': They keep complaining about the whole NYSC scheme- The camp, the food, the location, the waste of time for one year, how they will go to the state capital or other major cities for their Primary Assignments, how they would have been in Abj, Lagos, A/Ibom, etc and how they will 'still go there.' . . . The problem with these guys is that you will still see them at monthly general CDS & realize that they are in a remote rural area in the same state.

The boasters: same as above.^^

You talk true. So you camp for Yiks City too

Kwara pays N0.00

ananne:
Pls disregard the information here by a certain GEN(cinc) that females are not needed in the combat arm of the army. I repeat FEMALES can apply for SSC. Infact from my experience in 2013, they have a better chance of making it to training provided they pass medicals. After that, any remaining female is sure of making the final list. Medicals screened out most of the females. For DSSC, they can apply but there is a caveat, they are advised to go for the legal, medical and public relations.....i guess the army doesnt want females in the aviation corps due to the high level of physical and metal training required. So stick to their instruction. For SSC as long as you are a graduate and you are within the age limit...pls apply!

Thanks for the infor.

I love God is good transport company but they should go easy on their drivers, I'm so sure its not the drivers fault. Thank God no life was lost.

Interested...

Did you say your uncle will stand for you? Hmmmm ok o. Me no dey trust uncle dem for this kind thing.

I would have advice you to stay back and rule your people and continue with your education here but who am I?

Dexema:
time and place? Buhari has promised to sponsor my bid

29th Feb. The glory of all land.

Dexema:
this is the kinda wife I need. Kindly marry me

Kindly propose


With a trailer load of cattle

Ask around you will surely get someone to buy it there instead of transporting it to the south which will make you spend more. I did same when I was serving in Kwara state, I bought mine at the rate of 27k (bought 7) each and sold it at 180k after 9 months.

One week? And you said he's a med. student...babe relax, when hin start na you go run believe me cos I'm talking from experience

These children has witness so many killing so they see it as nothing. I think the govt should set up a rehab centre for them. Thank God that child survived it.

What is MouthAction?

Oh Lord! Bless me with triplet this year

Happy birthday Lalasticlala! Enjoy your new age

This looks like robbery to me

doveda:

doveda:

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Tchidi Chikere and Lancelot Oduwa

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Don't worry you will be fine. Had same experience while serving the fulanis around gave me onions to eat and the pains disappeared.

See meat!!! Bros I get fresh pepper make I bring am?

He's not the world oldest.

Csami:
Suffering from dual personality disorder abi?

You get mouth o

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Try and join the military.

She fine

Bauchi abi? I think I have gotten a place to visit for my Christmas holiday.

Am I suppose to laugh to this joke?
People always blaming people.