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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Schlumberger App. Test by Surjman:
Pls house, i recived a mail from slb for an interview on monday(nov 4th) in porthacourt for the post of laboratory technician.though i applied for feild specialist.studied chemical engineering with HND.can any one help me with a clue of wat a laboratory technician position is like @ slb.i went to their site bt i cudnt find anytin on laboratory techician.pls and pls dos hu had done previous interview with dem can hint me
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Schlumberger App. Test by Surjman: 5:55am On Oct 29, 2013
Dis slb self.i only got congratulatory message for passing dia appitude test of sept 4th ooo.so dey still have pple pendin afta interview self.wahala dey ooooo.when we go do interview let alone get the offer.Allah,u alone i give all praises.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Schlumberger App. Test by Surjman: 5:54am On Oct 10, 2013
@damilade,many will b in dat category.som had recieved sucess mail.som may reciv sucess mail in 3months tym.in dat 3months tym,som may reciv regret mail and som may nt even reciv anytin.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Schlumberger App. Test by Surjman: 2:41pm On Oct 07, 2013
Slb,hmmmmmmm.pls somone shud reply me.on d pp presentation,will one b given topic to present on or u will have to choose?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Schlumberger App. Test by Surjman: 5:55pm On Oct 06, 2013
@jido u funi oooo.wats bin forward in tryin to knw hw d intaview looks like.abi na until when dem send invite dats givs u room for nt more dan 5days preparation u want make i start ask.i dont do clash programme man.tanx anyway.i was told d last guys dat did intaview neva had any powa point presentation?dont knw how tru?d likes of babacha?pls enlighten us.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Schlumberger App. Test by Surjman: 8:25pm On Oct 05, 2013
@jido88,pls b specific.d 5mins PP presentation is on wat?are u to bring it along with u or u will b makin a powa point presentation dia @ d interview venue?as in na me go use system design am?and d assembling is on wat machines?tanx.som of us cant use powa point oooo.so pls ansa dat
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Schlumberger App. Test by Surjman: 1:37am On Oct 03, 2013
Yeah @ ticom dats tru.mine came in past 7p.m.we wait for d assigned date.bt dis slb self.e b like say dem too get plenty pple on ground ooo.imagine tellin u to opt out if u r no longer interested in the recruitment.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Schlumberger App. Test by Surjman: 7:46am On Sep 09, 2013
@blazermaks,its was on fault diagnosis,mechanical,electrical,mathematics and abstract.all 70questions in 70mins.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Schlumberger App. Test by Surjman: 8:48pm On Sep 06, 2013
@carsonv,d lady with d rmless blue top(name withheld) told me herself dat some will b contacted in 24hrs base on demand while odas in 4weeks max.even thou i wasnt invited bt i strongly bliv som had bin contacted.i fear nt since its maintainance technician(mech and elect engine).na field specialist i apply for(chem engine)
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Schlumberger App. Test by Surjman: 4:40pm On Sep 06, 2013
@ticom,did u get interview invite?i applied for feild specialist.hnd chemical engineering.anybody with hnd chemical engineering invited?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Schlumberger App. Test by Surjman: 1:20pm On Sep 06, 2013
Ok,tanx.but u still didnt ansa one part.is he BSc or HND?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Schlumberger App. Test by Surjman: 11:02am On Sep 06, 2013
Pls hu has recived invite and wat course and qualification do u have?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Schlumberger App. Test by Surjman: 6:57pm On Sep 04, 2013
Helo house.pls is tru dat hnd distinction candidates are given more advantage durin invitation for interview?has any hnd upper credit eva bin invited for interview or secure d job?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Are There No Vacancies In Kaduna??????? by Surjman: 5:40pm On Aug 23, 2013
I got dis message some minutes ago from a customised sms reading VLARecruit.the content says:WE ARE CURRENTLY RECRUITING FOR FIRSTBANK AND YOU ARE INVITED 4 SCREENING AND APTITUDE TEST 2MORROW 24TH AUG,2013 BY 8AM @ JINIE COLLEGE,10 MOZAMBIQUE ROAD BARNAWA,KADUNA.COME WITH UR PRIMARY SCHL CERT,WAEC AND NECO CERT,BIRTH CERT OR DECLARATION OF AGE CERT.Dats it oooo.thou i wrote workforce test.bt dis doesnt look like workforce n i rememba dia was an in house submition of cv som 2weeks back which somone did for me.kd guys,try ur luck to gatecrash.u myt b lucky.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Total Aptitude Test Past Questions by Surjman: 1:38pm On Aug 21, 2013
U guys shud stop givin ur email adress and fone numbers to pple u dont knw.
Base on previous experience.d ND guys shud study shl comprehensions,elementary mathematics n color coding.dont knw how many questions in each sections.question for d HND guys,shl comprehensions,simple arithmetics i.e addition,substraction,division and multiplications applyin bodmas and flow charting.all u need is speed and accuracy.d HND APPLICANTS,u do 9 comprehension with 4question each in 12mins,d maths is as i told u,40question 10mins and flow chartin, 36questions 18mins
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NLNG Test 2013. by Surjman: 6:06am On Aug 21, 2013
@jamyde,study ur cv well.knw d technical know-how of functions relating to operator.study ur cv wella(all relatin engineerin previous/current work experience).knw litle on HSE.how nlng operate. etc.dats all
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NLNG Test 2013. by Surjman: 6:06am On Aug 21, 2013
@jamyde,study ur cv well.knw d technical know-how of functions relating to operator.study ur cv wella(all relatin engineerin previous/current work experience).knw litle on HSE.dats all.wat nlng dos etc
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NLNG Test 2013. by Surjman: 4:26pm On Aug 20, 2013
@ jamyde,u funi oooo.current affairs in an oil n gas company intaview.guy u beta go study well.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NLNG Test 2013. by Surjman: 8:19am On Aug 15, 2013
Not everyone recieved d mail.3 of ma friends dat rot in abuja centre didnt reciv any mail oooo.we hope for the best.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: !!workforce Calling!! by Surjman: 5:19pm On Aug 11, 2013
@tunlex01,u can suspend dat of workforce till d next day.u will b allowed to write even if u missed ur date.provided d exams is still on d next day,u will b allowed to.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: !!workforce Calling!! by Surjman: 6:16am On Aug 01, 2013
I reieved it too.i cant even remember when i applied.but y must it be lagos as d venue.lagos far to kd oooooo.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NLNG Test 2013. by Surjman: 2:49pm On Jun 17, 2013
y online nah.chamcity?dat is dragnet for heaven's sake.i hate dis online test of a tin.abeg,nlng just make dis tin hardcopy test.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NLNG March 2013 Recruitment Update by Surjman: 7:57pm On Jun 07, 2013
nekede11: Don't mind Nlng,it s like they hav selected ppl they want,hw many did they want,some 1 said 28,hmmm since i don't no anybody there so notin 4 me.naija nawa oo,i have nt hear any1 dat says he has recive msg frm them.
....if dey had selected pple dey want,how com u r now receiving mail for invitation.na wa for som pple,dia is less mago mago in d oil n gas sector....high level professionalism is required so,d merit level is on d high side
PoliticsRe: Rotimi Amaechi Has Been Suspended From PDP by Surjman: 3:20pm On May 27, 2013
texaco1: u still dont get it.this will make pdp stronger.it is now all pdp govs will sit tight.the president has a lot to offer.he can decide state primaries as we all saw obj did when he was the president ,he can influence things after the election in favour of anyone he wishes.none of all these pdp govs will jeopadise all that benefits because of u and me .they will rather follow the president than go against him.
ameachi chose the wrong time to dare Mr President to a duel
...one tin u shud also remember is dat,dis is d second tenure for most of d pdp governors.they had dia first tenure with late yaradua.it was bcus of the 2nd tenure ambition dat made d northern governors voted GEJ.jona is in big trouble my friend comes 2015 election.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: First Bank Graduate Trainee Recruitment From May 16-30, 2013-apply Now!!! by Surjman: 12:09pm On May 22, 2013
Just an observation.i think dos applyin thru d firstbank site which is www.firstbanknigeria.com/careers/recruitment only gets to see dia sucessful congratulatory message and ID.but dos going thru d workforce website,i.e http://jobs.wfmcentre.com/firstbank/apply.php recivs congratulatory message,ID and e-mail
Foreign AffairsRe: France Legalises Same-sex Marriage by Surjman: 11:10am On May 20, 2013
Legalising gay marriage.O Allah,i am 100% sure,dey cant b forgivin cus dey know what dey are doing.dats y i like islam.so principled religion.no known muslim in the world anywea will publicly announce being gay n will still head for the mosque.only in a christain country will dis act ever b legalised.later dat same president will head for church on sunday.thou i know some muslim's practice dis nonsense,but he/she dea nt say it out or get caught in d act.dis world is bcomin somtin else.
PoliticsRe: How Muhammadu Buhari Murdered His Colleagues! by Surjman: 2:18am On May 08, 2013
D OP is a fool n one of Jonathan lapdogs.i bliv u wea paid to do dis.let me ask u som simple question.How did major gen aguinyi ironsi came into power?How did all d military head of states came into power?i bliv d only non bloody coup was dat of murtala mohd comin bcomin head of states.if u r talkin about coup as a factor for presidency,how com obj ruled dis country for a second term?una yeye bianfra dat lead to the dealth of countless igbos lead by ojukwu,u forget to note dat obj was one of the key brain behind d scene dat made u pple lost d war.u dont see obj as an enermy to d igbo but na muhd bahari u dey shout.how much dey pay u to divert igbo pple attension.all d military head of states from aguinyi ironsi to abacha na d same.i wud say murtala mohd was d best n buhari/idiagbon followed.
IslamRe: Boko-Haram Is Not An Islamic Organisation – Babangida Aliyu by Surjman: 3:45pm On Apr 17, 2013
alexis: You asked me to show you in the Quran where VIOLENCE is justified right?

Surah 2:216 - "Fighting is prescribed for you, and ye dislike it. But it is possible that ye dislike a thing which is good for you, and that ye love a thing which is bad for you. But Allah knoweth, and ye know not."

Please don't tell me I am quoting out of context because I know the corresponding Hadith this verse was referring to. But I will allow you answer.

Surah 4:74 - "Let those fight in the way of Allah who sell the life of this world for the other. Whoso fighteth in the way of Allah, be he slain or be he victorious, on him We shall bestow a vast reward."

I have shown you only 2 verses from the Quran that JUSTIFIES VIOLENCE.
.....tanx for d verses.surah 2(bakarah) vs 216 stated dat fighting is obligatory but did it mension fighting of innocent people........surah 4(an-Nisa) vs 74 as quoted,let dos hu fyt in d way of Allah......dos killing innocent citizens,children,women n unarmed citizens justifies fytin in the name of Allah?also d last part of d verse mentioned,b he slain or victorious.....dos suicide bombin incate u been slain?we all know a suicide bomber killed himself n nt slained.dos killing d innocent makes u victorious?dis questions are for u to ansa
IslamRe: Boko-Haram Is Not An Islamic Organisation – Babangida Aliyu by Surjman: 2:57pm On Apr 17, 2013
alexis: When you post, you back it up otherwise people will see that you are talking empty. Please back up what you said with reference. We all know BH is an Islamic organization - we know they kill both Muslims and Christians. We know they burn churches and slit innocent people throat. That is a FACT. We know they have basis of doing this because the Quran justifies it. I am willing to prove everything I have said if you first do the same with the statements you made above.
.can u just prove for me wea d quran Justifies it.d surah n verses.i bet u have nt handled a Quran bfor let alone read thru.a man can commit all sort of evils n cud go as far as backin up his evil deeds with verses in any holy book.i remember a pastor in dis country dis year said God directed him to open a gay church.just bcus i am no muslim doesnt say i shud bliv him.reasons,cus i read d bible n its against homosexuality.pple of lut wea destroyed cus of dat.d problem with most christains is dat dey have a programmed mind concernin islam n no mata wat proof u giv dem,dey are nt ready to listen
IslamRe: Boko-Haram Is Not An Islamic Organisation – Babangida Aliyu by Surjman: 2:55pm On Apr 17, 2013
alexis: When you post, you back it up otherwise people will see that you are talking empty. Please back up what you said with reference. We all know BH is an Islamic organization - we know they kill both Muslims and Christians. We know they burn churches and slit innocent people throat. That is a FACT. We know they have basis of doing this because the Quran justifies it. I am willing to prove everything I have said if you first do the same with the statements you made above.
.....u just mentioned for me dat we back our arguments up with facts.also,i read u said dat,they perform dia act cus d Quran justifies it.CAN U PLS TELL ME WHERE U SAW IT IN D QURAN DAT IT IS BIN JUSTIFIED?or u hea dem sayin it.look,so many have lied in d name of religion to perform dia evil deeds.i remember a pastor in Nigeria dis year said God directed him to open a gay church.just bcus i am muslim doesnt give a yardstick dat it is true or cus he said God directed him.i know my fact dat even in d bible,dat was wat made God destroyed d pple of LUT.d problem with many christains is ignorance n programmed mind like dat of a computer when it coms to islam

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