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BChiron:
sorry if u were expecting me to tell u the list is coming out on a particular day. Dats the little info I heard that I shared... Dats wat we do right?. Plus you can use this info to press ur bottom harder... Us wey na papa God we get, we go pray harder. All the same good luck to everyone.

moderatorr1:
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RIPEnglish:
it is not by force so singed a song, go and kept to be a producer

yemiprogress:
No one knows. Just keep it, you will be informed of how to go about it once you are shortlisted.

forzarush:
My BS continued
At around 7pm the contractions became more powerful but everytime I called on the nurses or doctor they'll not bother to look my way,the doctor will say "if we check now you are 5cm". They were only giving me a chance at VD,they weren't expecting me to pull through with it but didn't want to suggest CS straight away. I prayed to God not to let the Senior doctor on call that Friday be around when I would deliver my baby,the man was crazy,rash and more. I remembered the pain when he was rupturing my membranes and I hated him.
The pains became unbearable at about past 9 thereabouts,I think I stopped answering my phone then. I spoke with DH and had to end the call abruptly,I would stretch like one convulsing for about three minutes and get relief for a minute as the next contraction commenced. I hit myself the way no one dares and I thank God I was on just my natural shuku else I might have pulled out my hair and prayed when the contractions went. I kept calling on the matron who was more homely, 'Mummy,it's pushing me" and she'd say "Pele oko mi Aduke", "Pele oko mi Abeke" et al and that It shouldn't be pushing me yet. Ha! It was the 2nd drip pumped with oxytocin fa.
At about 11pm thereabouts I had the urge to poo and called the nurse but she just gave me side eye and told me it's my baby's head. The urge was getting stronger but they kept saying the same thing and the doctor said I should be moved to the labour room though he doubted if my baby was coming that soon. The nurse asked me to lie on my back while baby's heartbeat was monitored. I kept reiterating that I needed to poo and begged for potty if they thought it was baby. The nurse asked if I wanted to teach her her job and I said no but I'm sure its poop and not baby. She called the doctor who said the same too and that I shouldn't push and tear my cervix and they left. The contractions kept intensifying and I almost yanked the I.V line from my hand (I already disturbed the previous one and they had to switch it to the left hand when the right became swollen). How could they tell me not to push when the urge was so strong? I wondered. I decided to listen to my body. The doctor came in and said not to try pushing and left but I pushed anyway and poop dropped. The nurse chose that moment to walk in and shouted that I was crowning,she could see my baby's head. She instructed me to hold my ankles while she dug her hands into me. I screamed and she told me to continue defecating,I pushed once more and my darling boy slipped out and was assisted. The cord was severed and he was put on my chest immediately and I was chanting "Alhamdulillah! Alhamdulillah!" The nurse called on the matron who asked me the sex of my baby and I replied then she started cleaning him right beside me. I watched my baby while the nurse cleaned me up,they told me his weight and I looked up at the clock in the labour ward. The nurse spanked him severally to make him cry. The doctor came in and was shocked,he couldn't believe his eyes. My mum was called and given the good news. I was told later that when the IDIOT doctor ABANDONED me in the ward,he requested my mum invite those in the lab to get my blood sample for a PCV test and get a theatre pack in readiness for CS,see God!
My Eletigbaroye listened to me,I was granted Sabr, I experienced supernatural childbirth (no sweat or tears or episi) the doctor didn't witness my delivery and I did it with Allah's ramah,they didn't have to 'bring this one out'. Alhamdulillahi Rabbi'l Al ameen. Cc ToyosiR

forzarush:
Hey mommas,how are we today? May this week bring us goodness and fortune,ameen. Just because it's Prayer Monday-
Almighty God,our Creator,we have come bearing thanks for your goodness and mercies,accept our thanks o Lord,Alhamdulillah.
We thank you for the belleful mamas,the waddlers, the ones acting drama presently in the favour room(s),those who have offloaded,our ttc sisters and those whose faith(s) you tested,we say Alhamdulillah. Ya Rabb,because none can do what you do, we ask that you give the belleful and waddling mamas strength and grace to go the distance. We ask that they enjoy favour all through their journey,we ask Lord that you annoint all their birth assistants with divine knowledge,compassion and empathy. That there shall be no loss of any kind and end in praise.
Dhul Jalal wal Ikram,because YOU own all the beautiful names,we ask that for those who have offloaded you make all that is tied to them beautiful. That they and theirs shall obtain YOUR ramah and barakah. That their LOs shall give them salam.
Ya Rahman,You are the Beneficient,we ask that you give our ttc sisters BFPs like never before,let it rain Lord! We ask that for our sisters whose missionary journeys were cut short,that you grant them respite and save them from scorn. Ya Rabb,give them double for their losses and let what is coming to them be better than that which they've lost. We ask that every family represented here be blessed all round. You're Gafur, Ar Raheem,please grant us pardon for all shortcomings and give us succour. Ameen Ya Rabb. Alhamdulillah because we have asked with faith and believe You will answer with the best,ameen.

Nkdave:
Turns out the Brig-Gen Ikegwuoha (rtd) mentioned here is actually our uncle, i.e, parent's immediate elder brother, but whenever ever any of us dares to apply for any uniform job, uncle would claim he knows nobody, as he has since retired and no longer relevant in the circle, simply because we don't stay in the East... Little would he have known that one of us would somehow read up his name on an anonymous forum.. *Smh*. #DaddyMustSeeThis. #GodIsInControl. #LookUpToGodAlone. #WhatWouldBeWouldBe. #ShockedAndDisappointe
d.Brother like have u said what would be would be,this made remember my days in school I was struggling to pay my school while brother is sponsoring some people in one university in my state I got to knw thru one of them who is my kid brother's friend and whenever I asked that my brother for money he would tell me he can't pay school fee for anybody.then I took it upon myself to be great, study, learn a trade and now even his wives buys from me to sell whenever he sees me he wld jst look and pass Cus he has no hand in my success I walk like I own d whole land in front of him.
Never depend on anyone for success only God as for me o I dont need to know anybody but God.

Immaculatesnow:
I can teach and design the blog for you, my number is on my profile call if your serious.

ifyalways:
I think it's sold for about 12,000 @ Lagos Island or so but it's waste of money. I'm not in town, coulda sent u one. Bought new, didn't enter baby @ five weeks cos it's too small. I think it's just fancy bag, the bed angle is nonsense