₦airaland Forum

chemashie: You can start with cash envoy for now and later upgrade to international level. Why not stick to nigeria for now considering the prospect.

Yeah like wat David have said Nigerians dont really respond to online buying dat much on like the international community, all you need to do is to do a niche search, to know wat is in vogue.

dav8id: Dropshipping is another cool way of making money online. Once your online store is set,next is to relax and start getting the pay. Well ,is good to have a good supplier that wil allow any quantity ordering. Am about to start a thread on how to make money as a dropshiper. It seems our guys doesn't really knw about the stuff. Am really making cool thru it.

You're not far frm the truth, drop shipping is a very cool way of making good money, another intresting thing is dat you do not need any form of capital to start with, a friend made like 50k dollars using 2checkout as a medium of collecting his monies, but 15k was locked, reasons was dat some of the products he was selling to his customers were fake frm China, and his customers reported him to 2checkout, he sells games accessories frm China.

chemashie: You can use google payout or paypal, you only need to have US presence such as US address. You will need to configure your store for international users if need be. Am only focusing on naija & ghana to some extent for now.

Never known that one has to have a US address to be able to make use of google payout, will try some other gateway den....

chemashie: Yes, i have ways to do both paid(facebook & google ads) & free ads.

If I may ask, wat mode do u use in collecting ur pay frm international customers? paypal, 2checkout etc, am hving dis challenge...

chemashie: I thought drop shipping is good if you have your ecommerce site cos am planning to involve it in my ecommerce store with volusion software. Can you shed light on ur advert stuff for brazillian hair stuff may be i/other benefit?

You hv to also know about SEO...

claremont: 1st choice: https://www.nairaland.com/chillaz>>>> Is she a human being or an angel?!

2nd choice: https://www.nairaland.com/jenny20>>>> This one try small .

Anybody who checks the first choice out will believe that a god/God MUST exist somewhere . These 2 ladies are the finest girls not only on Nairaland, but they represent the finest Nigerian ladies I have ever seen in my donkey years on earth. They don't need to contest for any pageant, their beauty is so clear that even a blind man can see it.

What planet are u researching frm? And what type of hypothesis are u using for ur analysis? ho, H1, H2 and how dis u arrive @ dis conclusion?

Can u pls prove beyond reasonable doubt?

Smartie gurl: lolzz! Abeg help me tel them to start the voting jaree.

They keep saying auditions and norminations of candidates is ongoing, don't know how long dis is going to last, perhaps another 5days.

Smartie gurl: When is the contest coming up cuz i need to be here to vote for Modella.

Likewise me too, I hv been waiting patiently for voting proper to commence, perhaps accreditation before voting....lol

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]You cast your votes where the thread only required nominations and auditions?[/quote]Now you're talking, per-cast....I thought nomination and auditns is meant to hv ended by now, who is holding the rules and regulations guiding dis.......

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]The actual contest is supposed to start in the middle of the month.



Did he send you an email?

Wow!1 long time, btw [/quote]How can it start in the middle of the month? wen we voters and battle ready to cast our votes/thumb print (Umbrella) right away!!!......

abiL: She's the BEST campaign manager.

Did you notice how the other manager-wannabes are doing copy-copy. They can only imitate, none can do it better than my Shollypopz.

A professional is always a professional, you can take dat away frm her!!

Shollypopz: Hello Mr. Ikekings, I see you're quite concerned about my client- ItsModella's brasserie. Do you want a picture, a cup size?? Your satisfaction is an utmost importance to us, so please if you have any questions concerning the subject we would love to answer it. The picture provided for you is to give you an up-close view of the beauty in the candidate you're voting for. I'm sure you'll agree that whether she was wearing a brasserie or not, her breasts looks firm and pointed.

Campaign Manager,
Shollypopz

What a good campaign manger and a good answer for dat matter, more of dat!!!!

Shollypopz: This is not a round sir, this is just nomination. I hope you do follow up on this thread to know where to cast your vote. Your support is greatly appreciated!

Thanks for educating me, sure I will....

abiL: Thanks

Nah no fixing love, let's win with pride

Is okay, perhaps u want it free and fair, otherwise u would hv see the handwork of the ultracrepidarian goebbelian in action, in the next round.... all the best

Abagworo: Abeg I prefer my simple life and Nairaland blabs.

You meant, you do not want money?..... o boy, U dey see money u dey run..

abiL: Don't you worry Professor, I've got everything under control

Is dat not so, don't worry u hv my vote already, how do u want the contest to go, do u want it fixed?......

abiL: *hands him bottled water*



Do you require viagrá?

Or is yours poo that rips your anál wall?

You're not serious, yeye girlyato...lol

achi4u: A big THANK you to mr Surveyprof for ur guardline and ur Maradon tactics
You must be one of those PDP thiefs guyz making alot of money

Where's AFAM?
Abeg come and copy this one!!!

Me i wan rule my state EBONYI

You can say dat again, follow who know road, so dat make u nor fall inside gutter, while not, you can rule ur state Ebonyi!!

abiL: Shollypopz omo to bad... Well done! I owe you a date with trey songz or will smith.



For all those asking to see my full pic, don't you worry. As the competition progress, more pics will be uploaded. Full body pics, bikini pics ... The whole works


I'll show you that this girl (me) is fine without Instagram effects


&& to those wondering if I'm k-legged... May sango strike



Shollypopz, AlterEgo && Hornipipe .... Thanks for your efforts.




• if you want to poo effortlessly, vote abiL
• if you want a bigger dïck, vote abiL
• if you want to get rid of premature ejáculation, vote abiL
• if you want that fine boy to notice you, vote abiL
• if you don't want sand in your garri.... You know what to do.



Vote abiL!!!!

hmmmmm, hmmmmm cough- cough- cough, water!!!!

Eze Promoe: Not that just that i don't want to be charged for child abuse

How der u say dat, she's +18.... "didn't ur mother tell u knife is very dangerous?"

Continue for where I stooped!!

• Send ahead a 4-wheel drive jeep to your hometown for later use

• Then begin frequent visits home. Stock up on bags of rice and salt, posh mobile phones and recharge cards

• Stock up on expensive alcoholic drinks

• Sink a borehole or two

• Start attending funerals, chieftaincy parties, church/mosque dedications

• Pay some school fees – but only at the Primary and Secondary school levels

• While you’re doing this, do not let it cross your lips that you are interested in any political office oh

• After about a year of this, step up the frequency of your visits home

• Find out who in your LGA is in sweet with your governor. This is when and where you begin to distribute your fancy mobile phones

• Get what the Italians call a Consigliere. In Nigeria, he is called an Agent – a trusted foot soldier. He should cost you no more than N1m at the end of the day

• Take your expensive drinks and your GMGs (Ghana-must-go) and begin to visit the stakeholders

• Visit all the Ward chairmen, Ward secretaries, Women leaders and Youth leaders and do the needful

• This is called ‘Entry Behaviour’

• Become friends with the controller of the NURTW in your area. These fine gentlemen do more than just the control of road transport workers you will find

• If you can, get a small government contract to build a small road or a small public building in your LGA. The people will think you are doing that in a private capacity. Do not correct that misconception

• Then you make your formal announcement

• Present yourself at a function where your State governor is in attendance. Grab the microphone, make a sizable donation after you have lavished His Excellency with much praise for his socio-infrastructural achievements in your area even if you yourself can’t see any. Don’t stop there, lustily pour invectives on the heads of His Excellency’s political enemies

• The 419 boys will outspend you. Some of them will even turn up at local palaces and community events with a troupe of dancers, but don’t let that trouble you unduly. Play up your professionalism, ideals and gentlemanliness

• If you’re coming from abroad, your ‘greenness’ is actually an advantage. It is perceived as refreshing as you won’t be seen as too negatively clever, hard nosed or cynical like some of your home based competitors. You’ll also come across as more believable

• Play possum; allow a local idiot to be your oga

• Get your good deeds in the local media. Make sure your Agent at every opportunity is telling your governor, “My man did this and that.” And the governor should delightfully respond, “Ah, so and so from London/US/Lagos is still on the ground?” Your Consigliere would say, “Your Excellency, that transformer that we commissioned the other day, that was him oh!”

• All these should get you in

• Now, you’re in, let’s say your LGA is due N98m every month. Your State Finance Commissioner will diligently go to Abuja and collect that N98m

• Your fine supportive governor will only give you – on a good month – about N48m

• On assuming office, you discover that LGA workers have not been paid for 2 months

• There are about 14 wards in your LGA. Councillors earn about N232,000 every month in salary and allowances. Supervising Counsellors earn more

• Recurrent costs, teachers, secretariat staff, sanitation people, technicians, clerks, etc, etc have to be paid promptly every month

• Traditional rulers and political warlords have to be paid even more promptly every month or you are out and the governor would appoint a caretaker LGA chairperson in your stead

• When all that is done, you barely have N3m left

• But that is not all. You are frequently called at short notice to host and entertain State and Federal visitors to your LGA. That means lodging, food, drinks and gifts

• You cannot directly source for this of course. You have to contract it out to one of the stakeholders’ wives - possibly the wife/girlfriend of the governor or one of the traditional rulers for about N1.5m

• Remember the 4X4 you shipped home? Vulcanisers keep planting nails at strategic junctions in town, how many times can you patch one tire. Moreover, your roads are tough and have told on the poor jeep. You have to replace it

• You have laid out close to N40m to be elected and have creditors to settle, plus your wife won’t stop shinning

• Halfway through your tenure, you realise that the financial arithmetic don’t add up so you become a philosopher-politician and begin to think very deeply

• You cannot possibly go back to your old life and old work after your tenure. You would need a moderate modern house in Abuja, Lagos or Kaduna as you plan your future and, hopefully, bigger political adventures like, for instance, being one of the many PAs or Advisers to your governor

• Meantime, on one of your trips abroad, you talk your town’s people in the Diaspora into promising to build a community hall back home

• You’ve come to rightly understand that in Nigeria, loyalty is bought so you begin to cultivate the very special friendship of the Finance man

• With the help of your new special friend, the Finance man, you don’t pay worker’s salary for the last 2 or 3 months of your chairmanship. You simply keep those

• Now, there’s just the one remaining matter – the elephant in the room: You have done bugger-all for your LGA in 2 years. Don’t worry; you simply didn’t have enough time or money for that.

Change is of course, the only constant in life. So this will change too for the better at some point in Nigeria, but for now, that is how it’s done.

Finally, Do not forget to buy your membership form (PDP)....powerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

afam4eva: I want to throw my hat into the ring and contest for an elective position. I think i can make a change by starting off by contesting for the chairmanship position in my local government, Enugu South LGA. It's not like i'm ready at the moment but i want to plan for the future. I chose to contest to become the LG chairman position because it's the closest government to the people. I want to make my LGA the pride of NIgeria and Africa. Infact, i don't mind being the LGA chairman for the next 50 years if the constitution permits as long as i can make my own little contribution in my local government.

Now, what are the things that i need to know and which party do you think is progressive and encourages young people like myself?

What's the minimum age to be elected in to such a position?

As an LGA chairman, how much power do i wield?

I'm currently working on my economic plan for my local government and i will also like ya'll to contribute and tell me what you think local governments need the most.

Thanks

You know what, not until you change your hatred for Chelsea team, u're going no where....lol.

Back to the topic of discussion, @ first to become a local government chairmen in a state like Enugu, @ first you have to identify the party in power over der, perhaps the peoples democratic party (PDP), by so doing u have to let ur intention known to the people of that community, eg the Chiefs, traditional rulers, Obi's, obas etc, tell dem your intention, that you think you're the best man for the next local govenment chirmanship of that community.

Secondly, if you have not been travelling home before, you should start now, the people have to feel your impart amoung dem, build mini markets for the women, free medi care for women, build boreholes around and engrave ur name on it, dem commission it for mostly schools, churches etc, give out mini scholarships to the less privilages in dat communities, print execise books and your pictures and names on it, and share to most schools around, with dis, u are drawing close to the people.

Thirdly, pick a pdp membership form, perhaps for local government is 450-500k, with dis you are now a member of the ruling party.

Will be back to finish it up!!!

dav8id: Consider importing the following... Laptop solar charger and phone solar charger, brazilian human hair. The sell quick ..

Yeah dis is wat I am into currently, "Virgin Brazilian human hair" if you know how to market, dem you will make good money dis xmas, currently doing but drop shipping!

beckyomas: If U̶̲̥̅̊ can't see M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ pix nd want me to change it, say 'aye' if not say 'nay'

Aye, "the aye hv it"

Shollypopz: Trust me, I hv not even started campaigning. Let the real thread start, u'll see skills. Check my resume, I get experience for this field, lol @ d silly thing wanting to battle me,*Laughs out loud in swahili* wrong manager heffa!

Wow, Tell me more, dat says it all, it means we hv to recruit you for the up coming 2015 general elections, dat is drawing nearer n nearer....lolz

Shollypopz: Trust me, we are giving nothing less than three pics. More surprises to come, remember to come back to this thread for follow-up on where to vote. Thanks

Yo, if dats the case, dem expect my vote....

Ciao!!!

Shollypopz: I didn't say she shouldn't. SK and Ogugua decided that. I'm just a campaign Manager.

Do vote for ItsModella or abiL

Thats okay, ur constestant hv to be able to convince me beyond reasonable doubt while I should vote for dem, I think mimimum of 2 pixs will do, pls pass d message to dem.....lol

Florena: i hope u won't change in dat order, u really encouraged me

Are dis all the contestant, I do think mimimum of two pix per constestant would hv been okay!

Shollypopz: Ogugua is not going to include her among the contestants talk less of winning so leave the guy, make he dey vex

Give reaasons while she should not be included in the contest, perhaps she may end up winning!

peters ife: Temmy, am a first timmer into dis educative forum, i had a very successful interview on d 26th of nov. Pls those dat ve collected there brown envelop was it very stressful @ lekki,.

Nope, just go der the day u were told to go collect it, it is as easy as ABC!

Ciao

peters ife: Temmy, am a first timmer into dis educative forum, i had a very successful interview on d 26th of nov. Pls those dat ve collected there brown envelop was it very stressful @ lekki,.

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Cuteobi: Bia kandikane remove my name there!!! D last time I contested,I lost woefully.pls save me d embarrassment!

lolz you will not loose this time around, you hv our backing!
"Rigging all d way"