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Politics / Re: Man Paraded By DSS After 15 Loaded AK-47 Rifles Were Found In His Car. Photos by sushieater: 9:13am On May 20, 2018
Lol. This guy looks like the Broke Version of Meek Mill.

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NYSC / Re: Bayelsa Corper Drowns While Taking Selfie At A Jetty In Ogbolomaibiri, Nembe by sushieater: 10:21am On May 05, 2018
That's natural selection, the dumb ones who are obsessed with selfies fall off bridges and jetties, get bitten by rattlesnake, get bitten by Sharks, get hit by a bus while taking selfies and whatnot. The smart ones will survive and one day, the world will be free of these freaks and life will be normal again.

Good Riddance. tongue

Lalasticlala

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Celebrities / Re: Etta Ng Chok Lam And Andi Autum, Lesbian Lovers Homeless by sushieater: 9:16am On May 02, 2018
Lol. Says they're homeless and record from a home, how ironic. Come to upper iweka in onitsha and understand the meaning of homeless.

My friend, go and get a job jare. If you like to fucck Bittches, you better make money to make it work.

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Crime / Re: Sunday Nwakego, Okowa's Aide Flogging His Friend Over Yahoo by sushieater: 10:40am On Mar 07, 2018
GibsonB:
A Special Assistant to Delta state Governor named Sunday Nwakego was captured live on Camera Yesterday heavily flogging and beating someone he called his friend at his Sapele home after accusing him of escaping with $51000 they made from Yahoo Plus..

The aide first accused of trying to run away with the money they made to Ghana Where he is based, But Don insisted that the money wasn’t cleared because the account was blocked




Lol. The bolded part is what you always hear from Rippers. Anyways, Street na Jungle were Snake eats Snake just like King Cobras.

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Wears Mask To Davido's #30BillionGang Concert In UK (Photos, Video) by sushieater: 10:08am On Feb 19, 2018
Wizzy Nwa mama going all Future on 'em.

Mask on
Fuccck it, mask off
Mask on
Fuccck it, mask off
Percocets
Molly, Percocets
Chase a check
Never chase a bitttch

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Politics / Re: Norsemen Club Supports Yahaya Bello For 2019 (Pictures) by sushieater: 7:53am On Feb 17, 2018
========>Mate!!!!!!!

Who no go, no know. Click like you if understand grin grin

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Career / Re: Top Black CEOs At Global Corporations And Lessons From Their Careers by sushieater: 10:37pm On Feb 12, 2018
Shawn "Jay Z" Carter

And here's his own story grin grin

It’s a celebration of black excellence, black tie, black Maybachs
Black excellence, opulence, decadence
Tuxes next to the president, I’m present
I dress in Dries and other boutique stores in Paris
In sheepskin coats, I silence the lambs
Do you know who I am, Clarice?
No cheap cologne whenever I “shh-shh”
Success never smelled so sweet
I stink of success, the new black elite
They say my Black Card bears the mark of the beast
I repeat: my religion is the beat
My verse is like church, my Jesus piece
Now please, domino, domino
Only spot a few blacks the higher I go
What’s up to Will? Shout out to O
That ain’t enough.. we gonna need a million more
"Kick in the door" Biggie flow
I’m all dressed up with nowhere to go

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Crime / Re: Cultists Arrested During Meeting In Akwa Ibom, Other Criminals Paraded.Photo by sushieater: 10:27pm On Feb 07, 2018
How can a sane Black Man have anything to do with KKK , like seriously?. Good riddance! Bunch of ignorant Oafs.

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Romance / Re: What Is The Height Of A Tall Man? by sushieater: 9:52am On Feb 06, 2018
Forget about being short or tall, just have a heavy account and you'll be fine.

Thank me Later.

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Romance / Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by sushieater: 4:55pm On Jan 16, 2018
On the brighter side though, If they award these to prisoners with good behavior , the number of prison rapes should drastically go down grin grin

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Agriculture / Re: Nairaland Pig Farmers Host Free Pork Tasting Party by sushieater: 3:33pm On Dec 17, 2017
And no single Muslim was in sight, Mayne grin grin

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Sports / Re: I’m The Best Player In The History Of Football – Ronaldo Declares by sushieater: 3:04pm On Dec 10, 2017
Ronaldinho is still the G.O.A.T . Fuuckk your opinion(s).

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Sports / Re: Jay-Jay Okocha And Nwankwo Kanu In A Group Photo With World Football Greats by sushieater: 6:17pm On Dec 01, 2017
This picture is not complete without
Ronaldo de Assis Moreira aka Ronaldinho

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Celebrities / Re: Michael Anello Accuses Mariah Carey Of Sexual Harassment by sushieater: 2:44pm On Nov 09, 2017
Mimi, give us new music Jare, it's going to like 13 years since you gave us a classic Album(Emancipation Of Mimi). Just say the Bodyguard is Obsessed with you and release Obsession 2.0 Ft Kevin Spacey jare

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Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi Receives The Car He Won At Headies Awards 2016 (Photos) by sushieater: 3:44pm On Oct 25, 2017
Is this not the same Niggga that said he used to make the Price of this car in One Month? Look at how happy he is that he now owns a Small Korean Car.

Abeg who get that Ostrich or Dog Meme wey dey give side eye?

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Romance / Re: "Married Women Stop Applying"-Man Recruiting Strippers In Ikeja Warns (Photos) by sushieater: 10:18pm On Oct 24, 2017
Work som’, twerk som’ basis. She just tryna make it so she’s right here gettin nakked. I don’t judge her-I don’t judge her. But I could never love her cause to her I’m just a rapper and soon she’ll have met another - Drake.

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Cult Gangsters Who Rape Girls During Initiation (photo) by sushieater: 2:26pm On Oct 24, 2017
Loot, Brew And Merry for Sanko has been Sighted.

Na the new OT for these Boys. grin grin
Celebrities / Re: M.I Abaga Takes Nas To Court. Files A Lawsuit In New York by sushieater: 8:38am On Oct 20, 2017
Fucck that New York State Of Mind Shitt, Nas got the Nigeria State of mind which is Scam grin grin

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by sushieater: 12:15pm On Sep 28, 2017
TokyoBulls:
$13,000 cash deposit. BoA
$20,000 Chase (inside the bank transfer).
$7,000 cash deposit. Wells Fargo.
All available at N340/$.
Escrow allowed. No cheques
Do you have GBP?
Celebrities / Re: "I'm Getting Chubby" - Davido As He Shares New Photo Of Him Smoking by sushieater: 3:17pm On Sep 24, 2017
Nigga needs to Burn more Calories than dem purple Flowers.
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Flaunts Customized Rolls Royce With Her Billionaire Dad In UK by sushieater: 7:38am On Sep 20, 2017
Definition of Soft life.
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by sushieater: 4:01pm On Sep 09, 2017
9K Pounds needed at 430-440N/£ Rate, Quote me if you have.
Romance / Re: Every Rich Man Is Handsome by sushieater: 12:42pm On Sep 05, 2017
Ain't no such thing as an ugly billionaire , I'm cute
(Mmmmm) Pretty much
If anybody is gettin' handsome checks/Cheques , it should be us - Jay-Z.

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Autos / Re: Pick Your Choice Cars From Cotonou At Cheaper Rate, Follow Us To Cotonou Today ! by sushieater: 10:35am On Aug 20, 2017
Please, how much can I get Toyota Hilux 2012 Model Fuel Engine and Toyota Avalon 2011 Model?. Thanks
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Marries Older Oyinbo Woman. And This Has Got People Talking. Photos by sushieater: 9:18am On Aug 17, 2017
When Mama pays so good that you can't let her go, you wife her up. Nigga turned his I Go Marry format to reality.
Crime / Re: Popular Vigilante Member Expelled In Delta State For Practicing Cultism. Photos by sushieater: 4:19pm On Aug 16, 2017
Nothing good comes out from this Cultism of a thing, that's why I avoided Land , Sea and Air Ways and went with JESUS , the only TRUE Way .

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Shows Off Her White G Wagon by sushieater: 5:19pm On Aug 01, 2017
Once upon a time, it was the other way round. Now, we gat Whites washing our cars.

#BlackExcellence

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Crime / Re: Cult Members Spotted Walking With Guns In Public During Funeral Procession.Photo by sushieater: 9:01am On Jul 08, 2017
CplusJason:
Just take a look at the ugly Black BST leading the pack of lazy bones.

LOL. Akpa Man

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by sushieater: 4:44pm On Dec 19, 2016
tenthranger:
Hi all, I may have GBP supply.
Can you quote me with the amount of GBP you want and rates please.
tenthranger
What's your rate?

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