megawax8:
congrats to all those posted to ebonyi state.


Welcome to the salt of the nation.

Two streams?? Wow!

Once again,welcome. #irepBatchA

esanju:
Ebonyi stream 1 all d way... add me up 08068167366,,. ow do we move frm osogbo

chenor:
Ebonyi is a cool place. I school there. Although please pay attention to the rules there. One of which is in some areas you dare not kill a green snake. If you have any questions or any help about the environment, people etc you can send a mail. I will put you through. Thanks. Welcome to the salt of the nation. I guess afikpo is camp venue. Enjoy yourself. Excess drinking I guess. Male corps be careful. Some girls especially young ones will try to seduce you. God help you if you are posted to a secondary school. Learn to safe guard your belongings. No flashy lifestyle. Save that flashy lifestyle stuff for the day you will pass out. At your service. Send a pm if you need info about the environment.

Holudarey01:
Ebonyi . here I come

akannium:
FROM THE NYSC TWITTER ACC
2015 "A" posting list now READY.
We're putin final touches to d list
to meet ALL necessary
STATISTICAL req. U'll get SMS
soon. Apologies pls

kollybay4u:
Please tell me;
1. If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
2. If you didn't play rubber band.
3. If you never bathed in the rain.
4. If nobody told you about India VS Nigeria 99-1.
5. If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed.
6. If you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
7. If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school.
8. If you didn't act film in an uncompleted building or under the bed with friends.
9. If you never flew a kite. *If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with sand.
10. If you didn't write your name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it.
11. If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly to see when the lights went off.
12. If you never waved @white birds expecting ur nails to be whiter.
13. If u never heard of a ghost that stays under mango trees @night. 14. If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick & called it ur car.
15. If u didn't mix garri & sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking on the street.
16. If u never did mama and papa play i.e, cooking grass and sand without fire.
17. If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.....then i guess ur childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one you do...

***Do you know it's not Jangilova okpu Motor? It is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR. I bet u didn't know. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now.
***I am sure 99.9% of adults that grew up in Nigeria don't know that the nursery rhyme "Sandalili Sandalili" is actually "Standard living standard living".
*** The song in church saying "O singo singo, praise thy Lord", is actually "O sing my soul and praise the Lord". I know you are singing it now again, smiles...Confess! Are u guilty? Hahahahaha!

bingbagbo:



suto,so u no die yet?

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bingbagbo:
Gone are the days lols
the good old exciting days
where u all ar e my niggers
from bright, jackpot, donkollione, homar, sutoboy, bunmioguns, bushy, larride,....erm..... .....dani, booqee, ajibel, studio cfr, ekeroyal, araregem, element, olawalebabs, slimchi2k2, pretiebony, .....countless....charley represent yourself jhooooor

merry xmas to you alllllllllllllllllll

Derbyman:
bros au u take get am say na sept 7

yorex2011: So wat is d puzzle?

destino24: if the weight of the rabbit is X
weight of cat Y
weight of dog Z

then the equation below is in order according to the picture

X + Y = 10 (1)
X + Z = 20. (2)
Y + Z = 24. (3)

from equation (1)
X = 10 - Y

from equation (3)
Z = 24 - Y

Substitute the values of X and Z into equation (2)

X + Z = 24
10 - Y + 24 - Y = 20
-2Y + 34 = 20
-2Y = -14
Y = 7
weight of cat = 7

substitute Y into equations (1) and (3)
X + Y = 10
X + 7 = 10
X = 3
weight of cat = 3

Y + Z = 24
7 + Z = 24
Z = 24 - 7
Z = 17
weight of dog = 17

total weight = X + Y + Z
=3 + 7 + 17
total weight = 27

Confirmer:
I'm not guessing.

Confirmer:
Guess The dogs weigh 17, the cat is 7 while the rabbit is just 3.

Confirmer: 27 is the correct answer.

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