realsammie:
sorry oh! no vex.. i think say na only baboons i dey talk to, i been no knw say APE follow.



































FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Moroon!
Ur case na weather!

realsammie: i beg who b d two baboons wey dey like this joke

Pple like u re not suppose to be living with human!

Zoo will be a beta place for u!Monkey head

engrfcuksmtin: ....

ow market

alajor: Where is d joke? Just go ur village ur pple full there

u re my pple

where re my people?

AM here

pendusky:

wetin kan do you?

Agybabe:
Sorry, because you don't need to take it personal but mind you I should not be insulted please!

I aint insulting u ma'am

All na fun!

Pele dear oya chop kiss

booqee: Very funny and crazy joke! Lolz

Is all for ur day dear!

Kisses to you!

toygod2: Come oh, e be like say,na this sutoboy dey HAMMER dis booqee o?

.......na true o, it actually sounds like ,one of the nasco biscuit product

Oh Mary mother of Jesus Christ!

Oluwagbami oh

pendusky: , Sutoboy na ur bf?

U no lie

One day a tourist comes to the only hotel in a debt ridden town in Kenya.
Lays a 100 dollar note on the table & goes to inspect the rooms.
Hotel owner takes the note & rushes to pay his debt to the butcher.
Butcher runs to pay the pig farmer. Pig farmer runs to pay the feed supplier.
Supplier runs to pay the prostitute, who gave her services on credit.
She then runs to pay off her debt to the
hotel owner for the rooms she rented for her
clients.
Hotel owner then lays the 100 dollar note back
on the counter.
The tourist comes down, takes his money &
leaves as he did not like the rooms.
No one earned anything but the town is now without debt!.. who is the looser

so?

yungkiz: Bleep u niggax,am on my own I dnt nid any fuckin group....4uck u PROJAN.....4uck u NPJC

Lobatan

Oti gbanaje ooooo

U don vex bi that oh?

oya pele no vex

Agybabe: @poster your aimed has been achieved. You are now noticed!

did i beg you to view or comment?

anussbabe

larride: Lord, Please forgive me for wasting my MB on this thread

MB?

u mean Mega Bitter?

bunmioguns: Jatọ, jumọkẹ, jamisipata

u sick no bi small

MOGUL.O:


Yes u dey craze

take am easy on him

booqee: They swear for me ni?!
I can't even drink my own saliva put in a glass..talkess of someone else.
#vomits on thread.. exiting thread...*

heheheh u cant drink yours for real?

larride: JOKE GRADING: F9



REMARK: HIGHLY DISAPPOINTED




REWARD: 15MONTHS IN SYRIA REFUGEE CAMP

Na so u wise reach?

Sorry Just passing by!!!!


I dey hail una oh!

A man built a room with 250 blocks and
later turned it to a school,with him
being the headmaster.
Whenever his students offend him,he
would tell them to go and give the wall
50 punches.
Two students offended him on a
day,after his orders,the first student
started punching the wall.
The student was crying heavily but the
headmaster did not tell him to leave
until he finished the 50 punches.
He told the second guy to go and do
likewise.
Guy:rubbish.
Headmaster:for saying that,its now
100 punches for you.
Guy:nonsense.
Headmaster:now 200 punches.
The guy went towards the wall,as he
gave the wall a punch(gbooooo), a block
fell down from the wall.
Headmaster:what s that.
Guy:nothing...Gbooooo(another block
falls).
Headmaster:you can go and sit down.
Guy:that would be injustice,the other
guy finished his punishment,i also want
to finish my own...gboooo,gb
ooo,gboooo(blocks falling down).
Headmaster:i said go and sit down.
Guy:that would be cheating on the
other student...gbooo ,gboooo,gbooo(b
locks falling down).
Headmaster:can' t i instruct you,i'm i
not old enough to be your father.
Guy:for mentioning my fathers'
name,i've increased my punishment to
250 punches.
The headmaster knelt down.
Headmaster:my good son,take it easy,i
know this building is already going
down,but please pardon the
foundation.
should this guy accept his apology or
not?

You always kiss with your lover.Imagine the saliva was in a glass and you are asked to take em,would you?
�. YES

�. NO

�. MAYBE

larride: Happy Birthday Suto

Thanks boss!

Bigger you IJN

The blessings of the Almighty, the affection and care and upbringing of my parents and my family, and the deep love of my well wishers has kept me alive,I'm here to express my grateful thanks to all that have wished me HBD tru.... txt,bbm,Fb,tweeter and nairaland and i merely say this that Without you my life would have been incomplete,may the Lord Almighty bless you all abundantly...I luv you all!

Yield: Happy Birthday.

Thanks ma'am

slimchi2k2: happy birthday sutoboy

Thanks boss

bunmioguns: The Jokes president is wishing you happy and fulfilled life ahead. . .enjoy urself to d fullest my very good friend. . . ..


Hope you will wholeheartedly receive my special gift

Thanks boss!

Valiantvaliant: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN.
WISHING YOU LLNP.
GOOD HEALTH.
NEW CAR.
NEW HOUSE.
NEW GIRL-FRIEND.
Can i get an AMEN?

amen ooooooooooo

bin gbagbo: THE ENTIRE PROJAN CREW WISH U A HAPPY BIRTHDAY. ...U SHARE YOUR BIRTHDAY WITH PETER TOSH. . ...MAY YOU REPENT AND JOIN PROJAN TODAY!! THANK YOU

Thanks bin!

Don't talk projan to me again

Shady swag: wow sutoboy u are my birthday mate.happy birthday to u

Wow really?

So nice of us!

swtchicgurl: who's sutoboy?

is it d name of a biscuit or the specie of a cow?

besides, i'm a guest performer anywhr i go, so can u please remove tiwa cabbage savage for my name?

bunmioguns: Solve the case
.
.
.

A man was found murdered on
15.8.2007
afternoon...
1. His wife called police...

2. Police questioned everyone...

3. Wife :- Sir, i was sleeping...

Neighbours :- we went for marriage...

Driver :- I went to Bank sir...

Cook :- I went to Market...

Watch Man :- I went to My relations Marriage...


Police arrested the murderer immediately...
.

Who was it

Driver....on that date no banks opened

[color=#000099][/color]Hi friends(both Npjc and projan)

Is my Birthday on 19th oct

I need gift from you all

I mean a lovely and better jokes to make my day

I trust my Npjc members will surely surprise me!

if you want to wish my HBD you can get me on fb(sir suto skurujaja) on tweeter (sirsuto) and my bb pin (this is for ladies only oh 236fef1e)

one love

slimkaybee: TEACHER; Akpos wat are
you doing under the
table ..AKPOS: Question 2
said "study the table
below and use it to answer
No 3 and 4

Seen like millions times!

#Thread closed#

booqee: shut ur trap foool! Sometimes i wonder if you live upside down. U speak with ur arrse and the only thing you spew from dat hole you call mouth is sh.it.
Aint no one's fault dat you're a failed joker.
Damn arrse licker.

Don't mind the yeye girl!


She wan dey beef u!

booqee: *shining my teeth from ear to ear*



nah..how can i be a projanner??..
Projan is only for bushpigs(larride is a living testimony), while njpc is for jokers.
i'm a proud member of njpc..

*runs outta thread*

Am always proud of you!

Soon Tose projan will understand that is not easy to av the First female president in NPJC!!!

Up Npjc

Up Booqee!

We luv ur spirit!