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kennybelle: Motorola~ i don reach to see wealththat one na yoruba name? |
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![]() DIRECT TRANSLATIONS.!!!!!!!!!!!! 1. Anuoluwapo- Mercy of God plenty 2. Odeyemi-Hunter fit me 3. Pamilerin- Kill me wit laugh 4. Olamide- My wealth don come 5. Timileyin- push my back 6. Adeyemi- Crown fit me 7. Motunrayo- I see wealth again 8. Bamidele- Follow me reach house 9. Ayomikun- My wealth full 10. Oladejo- wealth turn eight ( ![]() 11. Shile- Open house 12. Wale- Come house 13. Morenike- I see person take care 14. funmilayo- Give me joy 15. Omoyemi- Pikin fit me 16. Tunbosun- Shift again 17. Feyintola- Rest back on wealth. 18:Motolani-Am big enuf to have wealth. 19.ONI -Today 20. Bin Igbagbo....Dustbin believer ADD YOURS make it fun |
G.a.y hunter |
bin gbagbo: that,s why they call me the jokes president......for your mind? |
[quote author=Mr.T Anonymous]old goat [/quote]yeske |
bin gbagbo: kwaata lived in a bungalow with a backyArd garden. early one morning he was strolling through his garden when he spotted a guy squatting under a tree. it was ubom. the moment ubom saw kwaata he removed his cup and lowered it onto the ground.kwaata asked what ubom was doing and ubom replied that he had caught a bird and that he had covered it with his cup and wanted kwaata to watch it as he goes home to fetch a nest for his bird.kwaata obliged. the moment ubom left kwaata decided to steal the bird.he slowly dipped his hand under the cup to catch the bird but instead of a bird he got his hand covered with fresh black poo as ubom the owner of the shittz was sick of typhoid...watch out for part twohave u bin to d clinic also? |
no bi Burna boi bi dis? |
bin gbagbo: holy Moses!!wetin do Holy Moses |
bin gbagbo: sutoboy, so u have been bleeping your in~law? smhu bi small pikin me and seun na real u never change frm ur small pikin act |
A man comes back from work at night and heads straight to the bedroom to make love. He got into the blanket and they made a quick one. When he is done he goes to the kitchen only to find his wife looking for something in the fridge. He asks his wife how she quickly made it to the kitchen when they've just made love. Alarmed, his wife says that was my mother in the bedroom, she was tired when she arrived so I let her sleep in our room. Wife runs to her mother and ask why she didn't say something. Mother replies and says you know me and your husband don’t speak to each other so I was not gonna start today. |
If selling price is doubled, the profit triples. What is the profit percent? |
Na so Letter E dey important to you so? |
aneke mary: Don't even Laugh....https://www.nairaland.com/1270453/crazy thread closed!!! |
possibilita:wagbayi |
OROZONE: B4 nko? Why can't you tell your tutor d ans is A, B, C or D.?i did.so shut up |
kanma olise: meeting @ ur spouses place= away matchhheheheh na u..if den catch u for away match..her papa go chop off ur head ni |
Joy came to Lagos on a visit to meet Akpors. She asked Akpors for the 10k he promised her, Akpors then told her that he was on his way to Warri. That she should take his ATM card & withdraw all she wants. (knowing fully well that he had less than 3k in his account) . As soon as she kissed him & left, Akpors quickly left the house knowing she will come crying back to him. As he got to his street junction Apra-Central. 'Johnny his friend, called him on phone saying " Akpors, thanks a lot I've paid the 120k back into your account". Mheeeen, see sweat! Tried calling Joy's phone, switched off. Next thing, debit alerts: 40k, 40k, 40k even 2k. Next thing, Akpors found himself on a hospital bed. Now they are asking, what happened? But what will he say "good AM pals |
INAH JOSEP: Front page!!done |
bin gbagbo: this post must be banned, its an intimacy joke..thank youfor ur mind u don talk bi dat abi? |
Going to ur bf/gf's house without being invited = OFFSIDE. A girl who does men ontop = TOP GOAL SCORER. Dating a girl today and having s e x on that same day = FREE KICK. Condom* = KEEPER. Talking bad about ur ex after s e x = SIDETALK. Abortion = RED CARD Morning after pills = YELLOW CARD A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN Having s e x without condom* = OWN GOAL A gal who gives u bj = REF Sperm = BALL Taking a lot of time before cuming = MAN OF THE MATCH. Add urz. |
Very simple...the answer is either...Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday or Sunday.....i bet the answer is there. |
Going to ur bf/gf's house without being invited = OFFSIDE. A girl who does men ontop = TOP GOAL SCORER. Dating a girl today and having s e x on that same day = FREE KICK. Condom* = KEEPER. Talking bad about ur ex after s e x = SIDETALK. Abortion = RED CARD Morning after pills = YELLOW CARD A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN Having s e x without condom* = OWN GOAL A gal who gives u bj = REF Sperm = BALL Taking a lot of time before cuming = MAN OF THE MATCH. Add urz. |
[quote author=Ben-10]How are we supposed to start in the treating of your illness??[/quote]Why be say na me u dey find for here? Tot u went missing with ur password! |
![]() ![]() But at the end....... ![]() You still here ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Laitesmart: What would you call diz nw?... It's nothingPost to criticize......is nothing |
As u see me so I no send u oh! |
NaijaNaWaa: Maybe I posted on the wrong forum.Laf no go kill person for here! Move am with keke napep now! |
amokejoe: AKPORS ON CNN!!SHM if na so den dey do for here u go still dey post joke for here?bush pig |
Tu face no invite Blackface to his wedding.......Is Nothing ![]() Dani1luv is the best Mod....Is Nothing! ![]() Am the Joke president on NL...Is Nothing! ![]() I wrote Ramatu 1 to 44...Is Nothing ![]() Have been on NL since 2000...Is Nothing! ![]() Drop yours |

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