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Jokes EtcRe: Yoruba Name & Their Funny by sutoboy(op): 12:13pm On Jul 20, 2013
kennybelle: Motorola~ i don reach to see wealth
that one na yoruba name?
Jokes EtcRe: Guess The Profession Of The Poster Above by sutoboy(m): 12:13pm On Jul 20, 2013
yahoo messenger
Jokes EtcYoruba Name & Their Funny by sutoboy(op): 10:11pm On Jul 18, 2013
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DIRECT TRANSLATIONS.!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. Anuoluwapo- Mercy of God plenty
2. Odeyemi-Hunter fit me
3. Pamilerin- Kill me wit laugh
4. Olamide- My wealth don come
5. Timileyin- push my back
6. Adeyemi- Crown fit me
7. Motunrayo- I see wealth again
8. Bamidele- Follow me reach house
9. Ayomikun- My wealth full
10. Oladejo- wealth turn eight (cool
11. Shile- Open house
12. Wale- Come house
13. Morenike- I see person take care
14. funmilayo- Give me joy
15. Omoyemi- Pikin fit me
16. Tunbosun- Shift again
17. Feyintola- Rest back on wealth.
18:Motolani-Am big enuf to have wealth.
19.ONI -Today
20. Bin Igbagbo....Dustbin believer
ADD YOURS make it fun
Jokes EtcRe: Guess The Profession Of The Poster Above by sutoboy(m): 10:08pm On Jul 18, 2013
G.a.y hunter
Jokes EtcRe: Kwaata And Ubom...part 1 by sutoboy(m): 11:50am On Jun 09, 2013
bin gbagbo: that,s why they call me the jokes president......
for your mind?
Jokes EtcRe: At Ibadan by sutoboy(op): 2:06pm On Jun 07, 2013
[quote author=Mr.T Anonymous]old goathuh[/quote]yeske
Jokes EtcRe: Kwaata And Ubom...part 1 by sutoboy(m): 2:03pm On Jun 07, 2013
bin gbagbo: kwaata lived in a bungalow with a backyArd garden. early one morning he was strolling through his garden when he spotted a guy squatting under a tree. it was ubom. the moment ubom saw kwaata he removed his cup and lowered it onto the ground.kwaata asked what ubom was doing and ubom replied that he had caught a bird and that he had covered it with his cup and wanted kwaata to watch it as he goes home to fetch a nest for his bird.kwaata obliged. the moment ubom left kwaata decided to steal the bird.he slowly dipped his hand under the cup to catch the bird but instead of a bird he got his hand covered with fresh black poo as ubom the owner of the shittz was sick of typhoid...watch out for part two
have u bin to d clinic also?
Jokes EtcRe: Guys Dey Vex by sutoboy(m): 2:01pm On Jun 07, 2013
no bi Burna boi bi dis?
Jokes EtcRe: Who Is Guilty???? by sutoboy(op): 1:59pm On Jun 07, 2013
bin gbagbo: holy Moses!! shocked





holy Moses!!
wetin do Holy Moses
Jokes EtcRe: Who Is Guilty???? by sutoboy(op): 10:05am On Jun 07, 2013
bin gbagbo: sutoboy, so u have been bleeping your in~law? smh


anyway, where is th e joke

* calling seun to ban him for sexuality *
u bi small pikin me and seun na real Gay paddy now

u never change frm ur small pikin act
Jokes EtcWho Is Guilty???? by sutoboy(op): 3:31am On Jun 02, 2013
A man comes back from work at night and heads straight to the bedroom to make love. He got into the blanket and they made a quick one. When he is done he goes to the kitchen only to find his wife looking for something in the fridge. He asks his wife how she quickly made it to the kitchen when they've just made love. Alarmed, his wife says that was my mother in the bedroom, she was tired when she arrived so I let her sleep in our room. Wife runs to her mother and ask why she didn't say something. Mother replies and says you know me and your husband don’t speak to each other so I was not gonna start today.
Jokes EtcWho Is The Best?dani1luv Come And Answer This. by sutoboy(op): 2:37pm On May 01, 2013
If selling price is doubled, the profit triples. What is the profit percent?
Jokes EtcRe: A Riddle For The Smart Head by sutoboy(m): 8:50pm On Apr 27, 2013
Na so Letter E dey important to you so?
Jokes EtcRe: ATM Ish* by sutoboy(m): 3:33pm On Apr 26, 2013
aneke mary: Don't even Laugh....

Folake came to Benin on a visit.
She asked me for tђε 10k I promised her. I then told her that I was on my way to Abuja, that she should take my ATM card &withdraw all she wants.
(Knowing fully well that I had less than 3k in d account)
As soon as she kissed me & left, I quickly left tђε house knowing she will come crying back to me.
As I got to my junction Sonuga-Sonex, 'Deji my friend,called me on phone saying "Kola, thanks a lot I've paid tђε 80k back into uя account".
Mheeeen, see sweat!
Tried calling folake's phone, switched off.
Next thing, debit alerts: 40k, 40k, even 2k.
Next thing I knew, I found myself on hospital bed. Now they are asking me what happened? But what will I say
https://www.nairaland.com/1270453/crazy

thread closed!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Crazy by sutoboy(op): 1:25pm On Apr 26, 2013
possibilita: grin i don laf die because no be small thinggrin
wagbayi
Jokes EtcRe: You Think You Got Brains? Try This... by sutoboy(m): 11:05am On Apr 26, 2013
OROZONE: B4 nko? Why can't you tell your tutor d ans is A, B, C or D.?
i did.so shut up
Jokes EtcRe: Football Terms In S....e....x by sutoboy(op): 11:02am On Apr 26, 2013
kanma olise: meeting @ ur spouses place= away match
meeting@ ur place= home match
hheheheh na u..if den catch u for away match..her papa go chop off ur head ni
Jokes EtcCrazy by sutoboy(op): 10:52am On Apr 26, 2013
Joy came to Lagos on a visit to meet Akpors.

She asked Akpors for the 10k he promised her, Akpors then told her that he was on his way to Warri.
That she should take his ATM card & withdraw all she wants. (knowing fully well that he had less than 3k in his account) .
As soon as she kissed him & left, Akpors quickly left the house knowing she will come crying back to him.
As he got to his street junction Apra-Central.
'Johnny his friend, called him on phone saying " Akpors, thanks a lot I've paid the 120k back into your account".

Mheeeen, see sweat!

Tried calling Joy's phone, switched off. Next thing, debit alerts: 40k, 40k, 40k even 2k.cry
Next thing, Akpors found himself on a hospital bed.

Now they are asking, what happened? But what will he sayhuh"good AM pals
Jokes EtcRe: Football Terms In S....e....x by sutoboy(op): 6:50pm On Apr 23, 2013
INAH JOSEP: Front page!!
done
Jokes EtcRe: Football Terms In S....e....x by sutoboy(op): 6:50pm On Apr 23, 2013
bin gbagbo: this post must be banned, its an intimacy joke..thank you angry
for ur mind u don talk bi dat abi?
Jokes EtcFootball Terms In S....e....x by sutoboy(op): 12:49pm On Apr 23, 2013
Going to ur bf/gf's house without being invited = OFFSIDE.

A girl who does men ontop = TOP GOAL SCORER.

Dating a girl today and having s e x on that same day
= FREE KICK.

Condom* = KEEPER.

Talking bad about ur ex after s e x = SIDETALK.

Abortion = RED CARD

Morning after pills = YELLOW CARD

A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN

Having s e x without condom* = OWN GOAL

A gal who gives u bj = REF

Sperm = BALL

Taking a lot of time before cuming = MAN OF THE MATCH.

Add urz.
Jokes EtcRe: You Think You Got Brains? Try This... by sutoboy(m): 12:49pm On Apr 23, 2013
Very simple...the answer is either...Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday or Sunday.....i bet the answer is there.
Jokes EtcFootball Terms In S....e....x by sutoboy(op): 12:42pm On Apr 23, 2013
Going to ur bf/gf's house without being invited = OFFSIDE.

A girl who does men ontop = TOP GOAL SCORER.

Dating a girl today and having s e x on that same day
= FREE KICK.

Condom* = KEEPER.

Talking bad about ur ex after s e x = SIDETALK.

Abortion = RED CARD

Morning after pills = YELLOW CARD

A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN

Having s e x without condom* = OWN GOAL

A gal who gives u bj = REF

Sperm = BALL

Taking a lot of time before cuming = MAN OF THE MATCH.

Add urz.
Jokes EtcRe: Nairaland Experience So Far by sutoboy(op): 8:39pm On Apr 02, 2013
[quote author=Ben-10]How are we supposed to start in the treating of your illness??[/quote]Why be say na me u dey find for here?

Tot u went missing with ur password!
Jokes EtcNairaland Experience So Far by sutoboy(op): 11:06am On Apr 01, 2013
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Jokes EtcRe: Is Nothing.......drop Yours by sutoboy(op): 7:47pm On Mar 27, 2013
Laitesmart: What would you call diz nw?... It's nothing
Post to criticize......is nothing
Jokes EtcRe: Basketmouth's Response To 2face's Wedding Haters by sutoboy(m): 5:26pm On Mar 27, 2013
As u see me so I no send u oh!
Jokes EtcRe: Who's Nigeria Best Comedian In Your Opinion? by sutoboy(m): 5:23pm On Mar 27, 2013
NaijaNaWaa: Maybe I posted on the wrong forum.

@Mods: Can we move this to the appropriate forum please. It's not joke. Thanks.
Laf no go kill person for here!

Move am with keke napep now!
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes: Akpors On CNN by sutoboy(m): 5:14pm On Mar 27, 2013
amokejoe: AKPORS ON CNN!!
CNN REPORTER: Mr. Akpors, how do
you feel about the
fact that a white man was the first man
on the moon?

AKPORS: You whites you think you are
clever, a black
man will be the first man on the SUN!..


REPORTER: but, that is ridiculous,.... Read the rest @ http://www.ajoworld.com/2013/03/jokes-akpors-on-cnn.html
SHM if na so den dey do for here u go still dey post joke for here?bush pig
Jokes EtcIs Nothing.......drop Yours by sutoboy(op): 4:55pm On Mar 27, 2013
Tu face no invite Blackface to his wedding.......Is Nothing grin

Dani1luv is the best Mod....Is Nothing! grin

Am the Joke president on NL...Is Nothing! grin

I wrote Ramatu 1 to 44...Is Nothing grin

Have been on NL since 2000...Is Nothing! grin


Drop yours

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