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Jokes Etc / Re: Yoruba Name & Their Funny by sutoboy(m): 12:13pm On Jul 20, 2013 |
kennybelle: Motorola~ i don reach to see wealth that one na yoruba name? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Guess The Profession Of The Poster Above by sutoboy(m): 12:13pm On Jul 20, 2013 |
yahoo messenger |
Jokes Etc / Yoruba Name & Their Funny by sutoboy(m): 10:11pm On Jul 18, 2013 |
DIRECT TRANSLATIONS.!!!!!!!!!!!! 1. Anuoluwapo- Mercy of God plenty 2. Odeyemi-Hunter fit me 3. Pamilerin- Kill me wit laugh 4. Olamide- My wealth don come 5. Timileyin- push my back 6. Adeyemi- Crown fit me 7. Motunrayo- I see wealth again 8. Bamidele- Follow me reach house 9. Ayomikun- My wealth full 10. Oladejo- wealth turn eight ( 11. Shile- Open house 12. Wale- Come house 13. Morenike- I see person take care 14. funmilayo- Give me joy 15. Omoyemi- Pikin fit me 16. Tunbosun- Shift again 17. Feyintola- Rest back on wealth. 18:Motolani-Am big enuf to have wealth. 19.ONI -Today 20. Bin Igbagbo....Dustbin believer ADD YOURS make it fun |
Jokes Etc / Re: Guess The Profession Of The Poster Above by sutoboy(m): 10:08pm On Jul 18, 2013 |
G.a.y hunter |
Jokes Etc / Re: Kwaata And Ubom...part 1 by sutoboy(m): 11:50am On Jun 09, 2013 |
bin gbagbo: for your mind? |
Jokes Etc / Re: At Ibadan by sutoboy(m): 2:06pm On Jun 07, 2013 |
Mr.T Anonymous: yeske |
Jokes Etc / Re: Kwaata And Ubom...part 1 by sutoboy(m): 2:03pm On Jun 07, 2013 |
bin gbagbo: kwaata lived in a bungalow with a backyArd garden. early one morning he was strolling through his garden when he spotted a guy squatting under a tree. it was ubom. the moment ubom saw kwaata he removed his cup and lowered it onto the ground.kwaata asked what ubom was doing and ubom replied that he had caught a bird and that he had covered it with his cup and wanted kwaata to watch it as he goes home to fetch a nest for his bird.kwaata obliged. the moment ubom left kwaata decided to steal the bird.he slowly dipped his hand under the cup to catch the bird but instead of a bird he got his hand covered with fresh black poo as ubom the owner of the shittz was sick of typhoid...watch out for part two have u bin to d clinic also? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Guys Dey Vex by sutoboy(m): 2:01pm On Jun 07, 2013 |
no bi Burna boi bi dis? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Is Guilty???? by sutoboy(m): 1:59pm On Jun 07, 2013 |
bin gbagbo: wetin do Holy Moses |
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Is Guilty???? by sutoboy(m): 10:05am On Jun 07, 2013 |
bin gbagbo: sutoboy, so u have been bleeping your in~law? smh u bi small pikin me and seun na real u never change frm ur small pikin act |
Jokes Etc / Who Is Guilty???? by sutoboy(m): 3:31am On Jun 02, 2013 |
A man comes back from work at night and heads straight to the bedroom to make love. He got into the blanket and they made a quick one. When he is done he goes to the kitchen only to find his wife looking for something in the fridge. He asks his wife how she quickly made it to the kitchen when they've just made love. Alarmed, his wife says that was my mother in the bedroom, she was tired when she arrived so I let her sleep in our room. Wife runs to her mother and ask why she didn't say something. Mother replies and says you know me and your husband don’t speak to each other so I was not gonna start today. 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Who Is The Best?dani1luv Come And Answer This. by sutoboy(m): 2:37pm On May 01, 2013 |
If selling price is doubled, the profit triples. What is the profit percent? |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Riddle For The Smart Head by sutoboy(m): 8:50pm On Apr 27, 2013 |
Na so Letter E dey important to you so? |
Jokes Etc / Re: ATM Ish* by sutoboy(m): 3:33pm On Apr 26, 2013 |
aneke mary: Don't even Laugh.... https://www.nairaland.com/1270453/crazy thread closed!!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Crazy by sutoboy(m): 1:25pm On Apr 26, 2013 |
possibilita: i don laf die because no be small thing wagbayi |
Jokes Etc / Re: You Think You Got Brains? Try This... by sutoboy(m): 11:05am On Apr 26, 2013 |
OROZONE: B4 nko? Why can't you tell your tutor d ans is A, B, C or D.? i did.so shut up |
Jokes Etc / Re: Football Terms In S....e....x by sutoboy(m): 11:02am On Apr 26, 2013 |
kanma olise: meeting @ ur spouses place= away match hheheheh na u..if den catch u for away match..her papa go chop off ur head ni |
Jokes Etc / Crazy by sutoboy(m): 10:52am On Apr 26, 2013 |
Joy came to Lagos on a visit to meet Akpors. She asked Akpors for the 10k he promised her, Akpors then told her that he was on his way to Warri. That she should take his ATM card & withdraw all she wants. (knowing fully well that he had less than 3k in his account) . As soon as she kissed him & left, Akpors quickly left the house knowing she will come crying back to him. As he got to his street junction Apra-Central. 'Johnny his friend, called him on phone saying " Akpors, thanks a lot I've paid the 120k back into your account". Mheeeen, see sweat! Tried calling Joy's phone, switched off. Next thing, debit alerts: 40k, 40k, 40k even 2k. Next thing, Akpors found himself on a hospital bed. Now they are asking, what happened? But what will he say"good AM pals |
Jokes Etc / Re: Football Terms In S....e....x by sutoboy(m): 6:50pm On Apr 23, 2013 |
INAH JOSEP: Front page!! done |
Jokes Etc / Re: Football Terms In S....e....x by sutoboy(m): 6:50pm On Apr 23, 2013 |
bin gbagbo: this post must be banned, its an intimacy joke..thank you for ur mind u don talk bi dat abi? |
Jokes Etc / Football Terms In S....e....x by sutoboy(m): 12:49pm On Apr 23, 2013 |
Going to ur bf/gf's house without being invited = OFFSIDE. A girl who does men ontop = TOP GOAL SCORER. Dating a girl today and having s e x on that same day = FREE KICK. Condom* = KEEPER. Talking bad about ur ex after s e x = SIDETALK. Abortion = RED CARD Morning after pills = YELLOW CARD A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN Having s e x without condom* = OWN GOAL A gal who gives u bj = REF Sperm = BALL Taking a lot of time before cuming = MAN OF THE MATCH. Add urz. |
Jokes Etc / Re: You Think You Got Brains? Try This... by sutoboy(m): 12:49pm On Apr 23, 2013 |
Very simple...the answer is either...Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday or Sunday.....i bet the answer is there. 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Football Terms In S....e....x by sutoboy(m): 12:42pm On Apr 23, 2013 |
Going to ur bf/gf's house without being invited = OFFSIDE. A girl who does men ontop = TOP GOAL SCORER. Dating a girl today and having s e x on that same day = FREE KICK. Condom* = KEEPER. Talking bad about ur ex after s e x = SIDETALK. Abortion = RED CARD Morning after pills = YELLOW CARD A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN Having s e x without condom* = OWN GOAL A gal who gives u bj = REF Sperm = BALL Taking a lot of time before cuming = MAN OF THE MATCH. Add urz. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Nairaland Experience So Far by sutoboy(m): 8:39pm On Apr 02, 2013 |
Ben-10: Why be say na me u dey find for here? Tot u went missing with ur password! |
Jokes Etc / Nairaland Experience So Far by sutoboy(m): 11:06am On Apr 01, 2013 |
But at the end....... You still here |
Jokes Etc / Re: Is Nothing.......drop Yours by sutoboy(m): 7:47pm On Mar 27, 2013 |
Laitesmart: What would you call diz nw?... It's nothing Post to criticize......is nothing |
Jokes Etc / Re: Basketmouth's Response To 2face's Wedding Haters by sutoboy(m): 5:26pm On Mar 27, 2013 |
As u see me so I no send u oh! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Who's Nigeria Best Comedian In Your Opinion? by sutoboy(m): 5:23pm On Mar 27, 2013 |
NaijaNaWaa: Laf no go kill person for here! Move am with keke napep now! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes: Akpors On CNN by sutoboy(m): 5:14pm On Mar 27, 2013 |
amokejoe: AKPORS ON CNN!! SHM if na so den dey do for here u go still dey post joke for here?bush pig |
Jokes Etc / Is Nothing.......drop Yours by sutoboy(m): 4:55pm On Mar 27, 2013 |
Tu face no invite Blackface to his wedding.......Is Nothing Dani1luv is the best Mod....Is Nothing! Am the Joke president on NL...Is Nothing! I wrote Ramatu 1 to 44...Is Nothing Have been on NL since 2000...Is Nothing! Drop yours |
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