kentoplash: Pls since wen did Ant becum an animal?

you yourself wetin you bi?

babarazy: i wanted to laugh but i intentionally left my 'sense of humour' at home. Am so sorry.

go bring am now

deaconfrost: 7 animals are here

name them

Kcxee: Ur bf na electrician n ur name na olatobosi n because u c one high class babe u deny ur bf n change ur name 2 patricia #God dey c u o

that one na die

bin gbagbo:


me too

very funny u cant find your joystick?

i hear say u no praise God for keeping you alive.......Godiswatchingyou

BUSHY-ANUS:
i hav a tall list.
let me see.

ebamma-that one wey hin head mek like akarra na only rubbish he dey yarn

toygod-another useless braza

larride-the least said about this pig the better

xymc-empty barrel

bigvagina-shameless being

booqee-i wonder if she get guy

bingbagbo-a true animal

el guapo- silly cocoon

lagusta-that boy neve r post joke before
onyeasi nkor-na blood pressure o

ben 10-madmod

bunmiogun-another foolish boy

sutoboy-that ape of a man

efemen?- nonsense

Dani-bitchh

Thank God am among the living on this section!

Bush anus or wetin den dey call u

ue case na weather

English: For this huge reason
Yoruba: Nítorí ÌDÍ ràbàtà yìí...
English: I will sow heavily,
Yoruba: Màá só kárakáka.

bin gbagbo: where is the joke ?

U can ask fada xmas for ur area!


Bush meat

musa, osaro and an akpos were invited 2 come to defend their bids for building an ESTATE. Musa explain to d board hw wil xpend N100m for d job. Den Osaro quoted and defended 200m. So it was akpos turn now,so he came out and told d board he wil use 300m for d job.
@ dis point d chairman told akpos,"musa bid 100m, osaro 200m. Y do u need 300m 4 same job?
akpos said " I wil taKe N100m, u take 100m, then we give Musa 100m to do d work"
#lobatan/shikena

Let have the fun by changing the 12 days of xmas to our own style!

On the first day of Christmas, 
my true love sent to me 
A Skunk in a pack seal. 

On the second day of Christmas, 
my true love sent to me 
Two condommms pack, 
And a skunk in a pack seal

Add yours!start from where I stopped!

Bunmiogun --- OgunChicken

bunmioguns:


kk...gonna add nd send to you nw

still waiting or send me ur number and let me add u from here

bunmioguns:



suto my gud frd...abeg leave dt Jackpot of a guy, he is nothing but an Animal. . .. Beside, are u on whatsapp or 2go cos i wanna chat wit u

yes am on whtapps 08100931924

yemmy_tee: Guy u tried jare..some idiots can't even read not to tlk of writing..smiles..u dnt av to reply dem..even if u take bullet 4 dem,dem go still blame u.

Am glad..thanks

yunglary: hises

den piss for ur mouth

chakula: El guapo.

I can see this person don't have a single vote so I will go for him.

very funny

is that why u go for him?

nice

Ajibel: i'd be watching if bunmi emerges winner..is dat what he has to offer

monkkkkey drop ur own and let see

Ajibel: jokes like dis cant get u nominated as the joker of d year.mtchew

and do i beg for one?

am here to have my fun....

beware before i ask u out

TEACHER :Akpos,ur composition on"My Dog"is exactly the same as yourbrother's.Did u copy his ? Akpos: No, teacher, it's the same dog !



Teacher: complete ds proverb -The downfall of a man; Akpos: if he's not blind, then he needs eye glasses


Teacher: Akpos,if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have? Akpos: A heart attack!


GF: Pls, not today, Lets spendour 1st night understanding each other. Akpos: Baby, Something 'Under' is already 'standing' for you


Akpos: we go try anoda position dis nyt o?.. Ekaette: No wahala, u go siddon for kitchen pound yam, make I lie down for palour watch TV


TEACHER: What will you get if you multiply 458x4x99+57-7/789? ... Akpos: I will get it wrong




Add yours..if u like abuse me....

bunmioguns:




May sadness be urs forever. . . Amen

This curse is very bad......still affect Egypt till now

we re friends why taking this personal?

Homar: I vote booqee for booqee . But truth be told all these names here do not deserve the award except bin gbagbo .

U re right ma broda!

Bunmi u re there hiding,watching everyone comment and then liking it!Godiswatchingu!

Anyway kudos to u!

Well I remembered I voted for Baba*****during the presidential election!but Goodluck won!after den we had fuel subsidy and boko haram!
Now I hope we won't have Joke subsidy and bokos here!
I Nominated Booqee and I will still Vote for Her!

Booqee!

You dey go different church every sunday

just because u know the fist timer got COKE to drink

Are you a learner?

You quit nairaland because u re banned heheheheh

are you a learner?



Drop yours

Valiantvaliant: THE END TIMES ARE NEAR

Wow so u knw?

Tell them let them hear

I nominate Booqee!

Idowuogbo: ^Pls,comparing dat gremlin to ur 4yr old niece is an insult to humanity.if only u knew d walking dinosaur behind d handle, u wont be comparing reptiles(jackshyte)wiv ur niece.

where av u been?is been a while

I was on a flight to LAST COUNTRY ON EARTH once. The flight would be several hours long, so I decided to get some shuteye. I was soon awakened by the stewardess, who asked me if I would like some dinner. I said, “What are my choices?”
And she said, “Yes or no.”













I fainted

A lady was going into an hotel with her boyfriend when she jam her husband coming out of that same hotel with his girlfriend.

On sighting the husband, the lady immediately said: "...heey! I don catch you today, thank God I brought a witness".....

The man looked at her then turned to his girlfriend and said, "Sister Mercy you see what I've been talking to you about? If we had left earlier we won't have caught her here"








Now who's smarter?

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred. The chemical engineeer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, “Why don`t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it`ll work !?

jackpot: In addition, bunmioguns logged in to post with his other ID recently. He even logged in with it 5 days ago!

*Check out his other profile*.

Let be sincere on here!

Let talk about when we stop attedning sunday school class!

Am very sure pple like BG attend sunday school class till 20 years!


As for me I stopped that when I was 14 years old!






Drops urs