xynerise:
*in spanish accent* You mean to tell me you came here to kill us? You insolent Bascard! Senator Anu, kill him

I will show u stuff am made of#heads to Akpo Market#

Kaxmytex: [size=28pt]u try [/size]

TAAAAAAAAA

e no try at all
2010 joke on nl

This is Senator Lagbaja from,Kano East and west....Am in charge of Genocide and Bokos.....

before i.....BRB

Get a life


Oga Ade pack well

larride: You be case you this pikin. I go carry you go BG Memorial Hospital now.

I no get ur time fish head

blit: not funny @all

must you comment?old goat

Peculiar ni: to bed

to do what on bed?

Mr.T Anonymous:
meare you talking to meLet me tell you something you don't know today











I'm in love with...........................









Hope you didn't blush
Just kidding!!!
Lol

Alaye u got me smiling...i don steal the pics anyway

OYA START LAFFIN I WILL BE BACK WITH THE JOKE



PLS DONT STOP AM SERIOUS

realsammie: Or postinol 2

Lagusta: Its better people wear red and yellow, so that they'll be named TETRACYCLINE!!!

na u talk am oh

skales: GIRLFRIEND: Honey, can I have your phone for a minute?
BOYFRIEND: Okay, wait lemme switch it on [he deletes messages, delete
photos, deletes videos, logs out from facebook, formats the memory card] here is the phone, I have nothing to hide.
GIRLFRIEND: Ok dear, just wanted to check the time so I can set mine.=))=D=D

oboi where av u been?

Wearing white and red tomorrow

Will only make you look

Like a Capsule

As you all knw now..is not easy now....as in like seriously...am still thinking....yes yes yes!


Sutoboy....You knw is not easy to be sutoboy....Mogulo Daniluv Bin Gbagbo Bunmiogun


Ekeroya

Am drunk pls

am i suppose to laf to dis?faraday ko raraday ni

Mr.T Anonymous:
then what happened next?

then preview

‎52" LG smart 3D TV for N30,000. Let me know if u r interested.the owner wan travel out. Here is a pic of same tv http:///IFRXA8

patrick-rose:
u lock sheybi? Then u stupidly open the door na are u a leaner

no u rock

Ruqaya: not funny

i know now

Dygeasy: Very touching story... *sobs

i love you

babarazy: What happened next after the woman hugged him?

he kissed her

sonikstargirl: is dis supposed 2 b a joke or a story, or wot

jokestory

abuaoyen: start dancin alinko

abi Azonto

ekeroyal: Translator please

Dani should be able to do that

A man and his wife quareled
and had a fight. After the
fight, the wife went into the
bedroom. A few minutes later,
the husband also trooped into
the bedroom and only to find the wife busy packing her
suitcase. He asked "You are
packing! Where are you
going??" She answered "To
my mother!" The man paused
for a while and also got his big brown pure leather suitcase
and started packing his
clothes. The wife angrily
stared at him and said "You
are packing! Where are you
going?" He replied " Oh ya! I am going to my mother!" The
wife "To your mother! And
what about the children! Who
is going to look after them?"
The man "You are going to
your mother! Fine. I am also going to my mother. The
children also should go to their
mother" The woman stopped
packing. She looked steadily
at the husband and was left
without any other option but just to shed tears of joy. She
then hugged the man and
said, "You are very intelligent.
No wonder I married you;

ITbomb: Climb chair, burst ceiling and stay there till light come

What if the snake came tru the ceiling nko?there might be anoda snake up there now

At a shop in Ibadan where they sell Zobo drink >> Man: Madam, sobo yin tutu?! Zobo seller: Obo iyalaya e lo ma tutu. =))=D =))...Good night

Lovethywilbedon: Open the door and run away.

can u even remember where the door is?

ITbomb: lol
Climb a chair

Climb a chair ke?

I pity u!

U Lock door then Trying to kill a snake in your room then PHCN take light""

Abeg wetin u go do?

ekeroyal: Hi Suto, how are you doing?

oh bro happy new year!is been a while

Vivly: Suto, Didnt ur mama tell you not to play with your food?

no she didnt

MR AKPORS: i no warn you?
ok. you be fo*ol.

no t all' you are very stup!d. and very slowpokish.

i no warn you?

idio*t.

mad fellow.

i no warn you?

worthless being.

you still dey here?
maggot!

aproko. MUMU
You still dey here?

goat.

yo mama yansh.

i no warn you?

sickler.

you still dey here?

dog.

scroll down
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so you scroll?

oh you be confirmed mumu.

scroll again
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smh you no get job. ashewo!

you still dey here? kai.

Wow,God is awesome,imagine this type of being!

keep it up bro one day u go make us proud!

Donalð Genes:
It is obvious the bears a yoruba name,if it was emeka or Aboki,I will still say the same,but it doesn't matter sha,everybody dey destroy grammar once in a while.

now i need to know your tribe