Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,152,478 members, 7,816,125 topics. Date: Friday, 03 May 2024 at 05:58 AM

Svovi's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Svovi's Profile / Svovi's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (of 3 pages)

Family / Re: My Brother's Wife Wants to Sleep With Me by svovi: 7:11pm On Oct 22, 2010
OCCULTIST:

@ poster:

Give it to her,she ask for it, if you don't your dream of schooling will be extended,this is your chance,Give her the bleep of her life,don't accept any check from her,you must go to school since your brother refuse to pay your school fees and his wife can,give her the sex in a hot way this is called Double blessings,money and sex. Women are always ready to have intimacy at any time with anybody,that is their nature,if you don't sleep with her you will be neglecting a call for help, you may be saving a soul.

Please do it fast,and when your in school she will still be coming to receive her annointing from you

l dont know who told u ''Women are always ready to have intimacy at any time with anybody,that is their nature'' GOD HAVE MERCY FOR UR SOUL OOOO cry cry
Romance / Re: What Does It Mean When A Guy Is Always Staring At You? by svovi: 11:19am On Oct 21, 2010
ZIM DRILL:

IT MEANS HE NOTICES YOU

but in his he has bleeped you in all positions he can think about

cheesy cheesy,lol
Romance / Re: Now I Have Seen The Reason Some Married Men Cheat On Their Wives by svovi: 11:06am On Oct 21, 2010
zionic:

Bc men can drill a hole and their undecided tools get sharper n more skilled, but women who get drilled get wider,nastier cryand eventaully get over drilled in their brains n they end up loosing it all, so i guess men gats to do wot men gats to do, sorry ladies! wink

shut the f@#ck up,l bet u use your little tiny diiiiiiiick and balls that are as small as peas to think grin grin grin grin grin

WackyJ1:

look at the third picture that was posted. Thats what happens to most women after marriage, they let themselves go' become fat and give excuses like ''that's normal, i've given birth''. Many of them are not as sexually appealing as when their husbands married them even without cloths. There is not one among the women in the third picture whose husband has not cheated on them or at least dreamed about it.

Same applies to men,dont they also let themselves go?l always see men who look like they are about to go in labour angry angry so u think its gud 4 men to look pregnant

@ZMDRILL,We call them MAHURE angry grin,MANJE INI NDINO MAMISA,zvese hure ne murume wacho,After beating the f@#ken day light out of them l'll then go to cut his diiick,fry it(ask both the biiiiiitch and the man if they want it rare or well done) and feed them.2 glasses of red wine will be ready for a quick wash down or rather celebration wink wink
Family / Re: My Brother's Wife Wants to Sleep With Me by svovi: 10:24am On Oct 21, 2010
eezzy:

undecided Haven't seen one response from the Poster, Where is he?

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

unit:

Maybe Soko's brother killed him when he found out he was sleeping with his wifey. cry
OR
Maybe Soko went into hiding to heed everybody's advise to run away from his sister-in-law. cool
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

francessby:

no be small nollywood

lol cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji vs. Halle Berry by svovi: 9:39pm On Oct 20, 2010
Mr-Cork:

PLISS DO NUT EVER EVER EVER COMPARE A LIGHT SKIN BABE TO A DARK SKIN BABE,

LIGHT SKIN WOMENS IS THE DEAL AND ITS ALL ABOUT HALLE,   BELEIVE THAT!!!!  wink




https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-487678.0.html

Mr Cork as usual,u think with your diiiiiiiiiiiiick,grow up and shut the f@#k up
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji vs. Halle Berry by svovi: 8:19pm On Oct 20, 2010
chyz:

People just sweatin Halle cuz she lightskinned grin tongue

You obviously have issues,its not about who's light skinned and who's not,its about BEAUTY AND beauty has nothing to do with skin complexion. grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji vs. Halle Berry by svovi: 8:12pm On Oct 20, 2010
Nayah:

Come on Chyz why in this forum it's always about light skin vs dark one, if th girl is fine it's not because of her skin but for her features or what's comes out from her what's the point? Some people seem to have a sort of inferiority complex non offense but it appears like this. Genevieve is a pure beauty too but not better than HALLE who's a real woman in every sense.

Beautiful wink
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Vs Omotola Who Has A Better Shape by svovi: 8:43pm On Oct 19, 2010
cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Vs Omotola Who Has A Better Shape by svovi: 8:33pm On Oct 19, 2010
jennykadry:

lol who be this wey no fit spell VILLAGE, yet u claim u r into celebrities 'how do you converse with them?with the help of a translator?

Dundee united,abeg waka

Yeah u're right,LOSER,purposely spelled ''VILLEGE'' that way so that fools like u who read words as they are will be able to understand what lm own about cheesy cheesy cheesy
AND ALSO TO GIVE A FOOL WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT wink wink

Less pegion english plse cheesy cheesy !!since u know your way around ENGLISH cheesy cheesy wink
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Vs Omotola Who Has A Better Shape by svovi: 2:57pm On Oct 19, 2010
jennykadry:

Who cares?
Long story/too much info. You talk too much

na mumu,which one is ur own,anywere WHO LET THE DOGS OUT l dont blame u,l blame those who have let u out!! cheesy cheesy cheesy

ceasyc:

Oh 4king hell u r sumtin else = a baboon/chimp. SEE YOU CONTRADICTING YOURSELF WITH BOTH POSTs ABOVE AND IN D PROCESS SHOOTING YOURSELF IN D ARSE. 1st u said ceasyc dont get invites to celeb parties like u N DAT PIC IS D CLOSEST I’VE BEEN 2 OMO. U ALSO SAID i shud lose my loser friends n hang out with celebs = ppl that matters n r all that in your world in order words na big deal 2 u dat u met dem. but your next post says dey aint all dat/no big deal & dat was AFTER I POSTED DAT DEY AINT ALL THAT/NO BIG DEAL. soooo bloody s.t.u.p.i.d n dumb

u b real villager mumu ode person scallywag fuckhead. hissesssss. c d names of ppl u work for/have seen, is dat it? & U DEY BOAST DEY RUN YA MOUTH LIKE SAY E GET DIARRHEA. I'M SO DISAPPIONTED. did i ever tell u wot village am from? u b real dummy. villager calling another person villager = pot calling kettle black

i no wan come dey make mouth here like u cos dis topic aint about celebs/ppl we've met which u have turned it into so if u gats d time check my posts on another topic n c d high calibre of ppl n important personalities dat i have met not "worked for" but mingled, dined, partied, celebrated with during their national day/independence day n dinner parties (u must have invitation cards from dem personally to b there/2 attend) & u dey here n there dey talk of dj wetin call, omo, uche, eastenders, etc = bull4kingshyt. lmfao


ta. i hope it sinks in2 svovi's brain dis time cos dats wot i was trying to point out 2 d mumu in my post b4 dis 1 but obviously an educated fool is in d building (if educated at all). jenny thank u jo. van cute there n tola aint bad either even with/without all d alleged "airbrush"


VILLEGE CHAMPION,are u still on that one cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

By the way have u ever heard of CORSODYL''ITS A MOUTH WASH''try it'(thats if u can afford it) cheesy :DWhilst u at it,try flossing as well that might help. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Vs Omotola Who Has A Better Shape by svovi: 9:40pm On Oct 17, 2010
ceasyc:

oh my dayz! golly gosh your post/highlighted is hilarious = DAMN! invites ko invites ni? bollocks! oh i guess u dey go so called celebs or wanna b celeb joints/bday bash so dat makes u sumtin or beta than me or d rest of us eh? lmfao! JOBLESSNESS. dem ppl (omotola, dj aka, so called 9ja celebs, etc) u claim to have met no even reach slippers of 1 beta person/celeb talkless beta beta ppl wey i don meet. kip it up. all your insults = back to sender = u. hissesssss

i dont bloody care if she's fat or skinny, just tot i'd post/reply dis thread n state wot i saw n put a link 2 back it up unlike PPL LIKE U who TALK TRASH N CRAP n attack ppl 4 no just cause. u have no 4kin proof or pix to show here that she is bloated but instead your yapping yapping yapping n barking like a dog. i guess in your world omotola n dj aka r ppl dat matters or r not loser friends. LWKMD. abegeeee

if i c any 9ja so called celeb (i have seen a few), i ignore dem, i wont even go near dem or say hi cos dem no dey feed me n dey aint important to me, these things dont freak/trip me like u. talk about american/uk/european/indian celeb = DEM STILL NO DEY FREAK/TRIP ME LIKE THAT LET ALONE so called 9ja celeb. i no get your time jo MR OR MRS TROUBLE MAKER/DIARRHEA MOUTH ABI NA HAND. LOL. silence is d best answer given to a FOOLISH FOOL like u. NEXT

@topic my 16 yr old jnr bro said mercy's got a beta shape than omotola = i guess dats it


eeeh Ceasyc,which village are u from again? cheesy cheesy
For ur info,DJ AKA''whom u probably wont know as he's not from ur lil village''Happen to be a friend of mine from way way back.Celebs are pple not ellians they are pple like u and me and they do hang around with pple like u and me,GONE ARE THE DAYS WHEN HANDING WITH A CELEB WAS A BIG DEAL girl,

Just to fill u in,lm a Beauty Therapist by profession and l happen to work with celebs eg DJ AKA,Uche Jumbo,Rita dominic and a few others do pay a visit to my Salon,not in Nigeria but hear in UK darling.and by the way l only dont work with AFRICAN CELEBS l aso do work with celebs here eg Alisha Dixon,Kim from Eastenders and many more. wink wink

SO GET OVER IT VILLAGER,and start living cheesy cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Vs Omotola Who Has A Better Shape by svovi: 10:33pm On Oct 16, 2010
ceasyc:

"no offence" - wots up with all these d.um.b arse pricksss on nl saying no offence but go ahead n insult ppl anywayz
bloated n airbrushed my arse. so all dem pics in these links below were all airbrushed to make her look slim?

& dis pic taken with van vicker or tola's camera in d u.s.a last month was also airbrushed to make her look slimmer? or i guess its blindness again, she is bloated in d pic wit van abi? hissesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. who's "dat blind" now? = obviously u = no offence


http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=480188616110&set=a.334612071110.198397.309191261110

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=218714&id=144492566678



Plizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz,have no time to aurgue with groupies.
That pic is probably the closest u have bn to OMo,so l dont blame groupie you obviously werent at DJ AKA's birthday bash 3 wks ago.this is 2010 babes wake up an stop Naira dreaming,lmao cheesy cheesy

HAVE U EVER HEARD of A SAYING THAT GOES''BELIEVE HALF OF WHAT U C AND NONE OF WHAT U HEAR''. wink wink l think it would help u in future if u start practicing it since u dont get invites from , or should l say lose ur loser friends and start hanging out with pple who actually matter,then and only then u will not take pictures from links,magazines or papers that serious smiley smiley
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Vs Omotola Who Has A Better Shape by svovi: 5:10pm On Oct 16, 2010
ceasyc:

if it was who is more beautiful = omotola
or prettier = omotola, or finer = omotola, or more attractive = omotola
or who acts better = dey r both very good (nollywood/9ja/african style)

but who has a better shape? = a few months or yrs ago i'd say mercy johnson cos tola was going outta shape with lil saggy boobbbsssss (use a push up or wonder bra gal), big yansh n big belly (use girdle or do sit ups or lose weight jo), but tola don lose weight recently (c pic below) but havent seen her in tight hugging clothes so i cant say 4 sure

i think facially mercy is ugly but her shape na wa oh shocked shocked shocked

dont care if u have 20 pikins or no pikins. genny has a kid but she dey watch her weight. no b omotola (tola) start to dey have kids, no b only she get kids n she wont b d last. check out sum gals all over d world with kids or no kids not only in nollywood or bollywood or hollywood, just check d streets too


No offence to you but are you that blind that you cant see that the photo is airbrushed,Omo still is bloted cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Having an Affair With My Cousin by svovi: 11:16am On Oct 15, 2010
ficoram:

Regarding having an affair wit one's cuz,i reserve my comment.i ve a pressing issue at hand and i will welcome meaniful sugestns and advice.i am a young YORUBA MAN.i want 2 know what u all think for me to b in a relationship/wanting 2 marry the step sister to my uncle's wife.d girl's mother and sibilling have no problem wt it.my uncle wife and her dad are indifferent.my uncle and my dad condemed it and are now waging a minor war.i am disturb,this relationship has bin on for 8yrs(since my under graduate yr).i nid advice.it wont b fair 2 leave her now,she contributed immensly 2 dis relationship.

l dont see any reason why u shouldnt merry the girl,coz if really spade be spade,u have no relation with her at all,dont mind your uncle and her wife. wink
After all are we all not related?didnt we all come from Adam and Eve cheesy cheesy
Crime / Re: My Wife Slapped Me ( 'cos We Are In America ) by svovi: 2:29pm On Oct 14, 2010
check ur skills in bed ,ARE U GOOD?if not thats probably the reason why she slapped the hell, out of you.its unfortunate that an argument brought the opportunity and she took all her tensions,unsatisfactory and lack of pussy licking to your face. smiley

l suggest u bend her over and shove it with re-theme and passion,b4 the shoving in lick her clintolis and breast for about 15-20mins tongue tongue tongue

Hope l've helped wink
Politics / Re: Why Is America So Blessed? by svovi: 1:53pm On Oct 14, 2010
You all fools the reason is simple ''THE WHOLE NATION TITHE'' for those who dont know what Tithe is IT IS 10% OF ALL THAT U EARN.unlike other countries Tithing in America is compulsory.READ MALAKAI CHAPTER 3,IT TELL U WHAT GOD WILL DO FOR YOU WHEN YOU TITHE.
Romance / Re: Having an Affair With My Cousin by svovi: 10:24am On Oct 14, 2010
TRUSTEDGUY:

This one na talk.

Who fooling who?

Why didn't give him everything?

Of all the one million male na your cousin you wan show affection good luck ooo carry go.

NONSENSE. angry angry angry

Plain rude
Romance / Re: Having an Affair With My Cousin by svovi: 8:39pm On Oct 13, 2010
^^^^ they sure do
Romance / Re: Having an Affair With My Cousin by svovi: 7:27pm On Oct 13, 2010
CHINEKE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ABOMINATION WOOOOO,If l catch u l'll be the 1 to throw the 1st stone at both of u. shocked shocked

I suggest u do it with a cousin's partner and whilst u're at it be wise, try not to get caught as it will just lead to shame and also dont share it with friends as they will be the ones to disclose it, its more fun that way tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Romance / Re: ss by svovi: 7:11pm On Oct 13, 2010
MOBO444:

You have no right to judge me.

if u dint want to be judged u shudnt hav started this thread,mumu sad sad sad sad sad sad
Romance / Re: Virgin Boyfriend/husband by svovi: 5:40pm On Oct 13, 2010
DJA:

WHETHER MALE OF FEMALE,VIRGINITY IS AND REMAINS A GODLY AND MORALLY COVETED VIRTUE.SO STAY A VIRGIN ,BUT AND IF U'VE LOST YOURS,REPENT GENUINELY,ASK GOD 4 FORGIVENES,AND GOD WILL FORGIVE YOUR PAST.
DONT JOIN D BAND-WAGONS,THERE IS UNENDING HONOUR N BLESSINGS IN OBEYING GOD.
AMEN
Family / Re: For Nigerian Mothers Who Gave Birth Abroad by svovi: 3:29pm On Oct 13, 2010
tpiah:

children have rights to smoke weed @ 10 years?

ae you thinking straight here because it's comments like these that send people into panic mode and make them fedex their kids to the remotest village they can find in africa.

so you're saying social services would ignore you feeding weed and p.ornography to your kids because you're invisible perhaps?

abeg let's not drag this thing.

where do you say you're located. Just curious.

are you into child soldiers and the like.

i'm very sure you're either ghanaian or nigerian btw.
Nawao for some pple, so it has come to u nationalising me and wanting to know were l live.Shame on u snitch.It it you who is into child soldier,l have worned u DO NOT INSULT ME.

I did not say all 10yr old should be smoking weed,if you go back and read again u will find me saying if the kid is being bullied or harassed,oooh for goodness sake are you that dum
Family / Re: For Nigerian Mothers Who Gave Birth Abroad by svovi: 3:13pm On Oct 13, 2010
tpiah:

^^ok!

just go easy on the jokes.
u think everything is a joke wait till u get social services knock on ur door,thats when u probably realise kids have rights grin grin sad sad
Family / Re: For Nigerian Mothers Who Gave Birth Abroad by svovi: 2:50pm On Oct 13, 2010
tpiah:

^^i pity any child in your grasp.

let me assume your comments are tongue in cheek, albeit in very bad taste
Plse Tpiah dont insult me,l am allowed to air my views without fear of being judged by the Tpiah's of this world. grin grin
Family / Re: For Nigerian Mothers Who Gave Birth Abroad by svovi: 2:42pm On Oct 13, 2010
tpiah:


ok, can nlers this thread get any weirder.

see post:

Whats weird about it,the whole point is to help other parents struggling with kids and what to do with them,the little ones are really suffering in the wrong hands.l dont like it when pple rush to judge and pass coments with no sense,if you are following my threads you will totally understand what lm on about

l bet you one of those pple who would stop a 10 yr old from reading a pornographic magazine,as if they will do anything with it grin grin
Romance / Re: ss by svovi: 2:28pm On Oct 13, 2010
MOBO444:

^^^ You need to experience what i experience in Nigeria for those 11 days first hand to know what i am talking abut, our Black ladies in Nigeria are finished, yes i mean finished, they have no diginity, if only you knew how i degraded them back home for those 11 days.
finished just like your own mother and sisters who are Nigerians,UR MOTHER WAS WORSE ,SHE SLEPT WITH A MAD MAN AND GAVE BIRTH TO U cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Family / Re: For Nigerian Mothers Who Gave Birth Abroad by svovi: 12:14pm On Oct 13, 2010
@freshera,don't know why u're shocked,Its pple like you who have driven our youngsters into gutters doing shocking things,Havent u heard of a disease called STRESS,do u think kids are immune to it?would u rather a kid take their stress on street violence than to graciously weed away their problems in their bedroom?

plse lets think with our hearts and responsibly,
Family / Re: For Nigerian Mothers Who Gave Birth Abroad by svovi: 11:34am On Oct 13, 2010
Sprumbaba:

I mean about 10 of 15. Not age.

Point taken,l thot it was age coz there is really nothing wrong if at 10 one wants to stimulate their mind with weed
Family / Re: For Nigerian Mothers Who Gave Birth Abroad by svovi: 11:06am On Oct 13, 2010
Sprumbaba:

I will send my pikin back home to be raised. I will actually be there. I have 15 cousins that were born and raised in the US by 5 different parents.2 turned gay. About 10 dey smoke weed.2 get complete tattoo design that resemble T shirt for there body. They are begging some to marry because they are getting old. I can only point to 2 that are okay. You cant eat your cake and have. The case study is bad for me. My cousins in the Uk are better off and they are well behaved.
I think things start getting worse from the high school in the US.
I am not saying you cannot raised a good child in the US, Yes You Can. My pikins will thank me for there naija values.

whats wrong with a 10 yr old smoking weed?will it kill them?what if they are being bullied or harassed at school don't u think weed can take their mind off the whole matter and easy their little burdens.the only think that's bad is guns and knives or stealing.Kids have their rights as well lets not 4get that
Celebrities / Re: Grace Amah And Dakore, Who Is The Hosttest? by svovi: 10:52am On Oct 13, 2010
hackney:

Dakore gets it.
she's clearly prettier.
THE.AMAKA:

yeah.
to me, grace seems to have more artificial beauty.
like without the hair and makeup and wardrobe she wouldn't be all that.
dakore doesn't need all that and she is still fly and she has cocoa smooth skin. smiley
I SECOND THAT,dakore all the way tongue
u all haters of Dakore are sick,Grace Amah is not in the same league as Dakore,its like comparing a 1 bed flat in Enugu and a Mansion in Beverly Hills grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Virgin Boyfriend/husband by svovi: 10:39am On Oct 13, 2010
you guys should really stop it ain't nice to keep having a go at each other,PEACE BE STILL,it really shouldn't come to this.WE ARE ALL ENTITLED TO OUR OWN OPINIONS,please lets behave like adults that we are and have fun

this goes for INKED_NERD,YORKE and Ur crew

(1) (2) (3) (of 3 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 69
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.