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Celebrities / Re: Omotola Falls Down At Lagos Airport by swagalish: 9:52am On Dec 24, 2012
What is the purpose of this thread?

Who does not fall down?

What is special about OMOTOLA's fall at the airport?
Religion / Re: Is It Right For Jonathan To Kneel At Redeemed Camp by swagalish: 10:01am On Dec 17, 2012
Am highly disappointed at this post.

Is a president greater than GOD ?

Why do people pick issues on everything the president does?

poster, Why do you kneel to pray and be prayed for?

Is it wrong to turn to God for help?

There is nothing wrong for a president to KNEEL and pray to GOD.

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Politics / Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by swagalish: 6:42pm On Jun 07, 2012
nice one.
But how do one sleep again?
Jokes Etc / Waffy Yan by swagalish: 2:40pm On Apr 19, 2012
UDUAGHAN: "Bros migwuo!!!…na wa o…dis pipo nor try o…I hear say na 13 yrs dem give you".

IBORI : "You dey crase for there u dey hear me so? Why u nor come here come show solidarity for court? U dey asaba dey form his excellency abi? Nor worry…e go soon red for u"
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UDUAGHAN: shuuu…bros whish levo (level) naa? why u dey harsh for me naa? Whish one be solidarity for the mata again?

IBORI : why I nor go harsh? U nor see wen dem carry dat okpolo-eye go court? U nor see say all im boys wey e make governor dem follow am go Abuja go show solidarity? U wey I expect to show for the background nor come, na all doz mumu dem u send come here come carey (carry) paper (placard). U nor see as dem pursue all of dem comot from the full court like shidren (children)?

UDUAGHAN: do’oo…nor vex abeg…next time I go try come…

IBORI : U nor well o…whish one be next time naa?

UDUAGHAN: errrhhmm…..

IBORI : nor worrey (worry)….na me dull maself sha…

UDUAGHAN: how bros?....

IBORI : u nor sheck (check) am? Like say dat day wey farida send all doz zombie dem come oghara I just respect maself follow dem ehn, by now I for just dey flenjor o…all dem olanipekun for don bail me dat year na…and na so so adjournment we for dey reach now o…dis yeye oyibo pipo nor just waste time…na na na na dem don give me free lodging…

UDUAGHAN: na so bros…

IBORI : na dat good for nothing Goodluck na im cause all dis one for me so o…

UDUAGHAN: errhhmm….bros…u know say I nor fit talk put for dat one…all dis SSS boys fit dey tap dis call so….

IBORI : anyhow sha nothing spoil…I hear say dem wan send all my money come Delta so…abeg ehn, just help me keep am well, wen I show for the background, I go just hol it (have it).

UDUAGHAN: bros e nor go easy o…I hear say if u do finish show back ehn, na kirikiri get you o…

IBORI : Ur fada!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Is Christiano Ronaldo Better Than Lionel Messi? by swagalish: 2:58pm On Mar 08, 2012
Messi is far better than ronaldo in all areas u can think about.

Even in country messi is still better, Argentina is yet to have a good coach like Portugal.

Character wise messi is better. Ronaldo hot tempered and easily frustrated when is team is losing.

But in messi u cannot find such.

U cannot compare both.
Forum Games / Re: Nigerian Indigenous Names In Alphabetical Order. by swagalish: 1:39pm On Feb 27, 2012
Q = QUADRI
Romance / Re: How Much Did You Spend On Your Wedding? by swagalish: 3:54pm On Jan 04, 2012
Question such as the tribe you are marrying from ? should be addressed first , if you want an honest answer to your question / post.
Romance / Re: Have U Ever Cheated On your Bf/gf? by swagalish: 2:07pm On Dec 29, 2011
NO , i cannot do such thing.
Why do pple want to sample like it is called.
Politics / Re: What Is Your Say About Lagos Roads? by swagalish: 3:56pm On Sep 21, 2011
BRF, kindly set up a pot hole filling committee or agency to fill up the roads from OWODE ONIRIN to AGRIC ( IKORODU ). or Ikorodu residents should stop paying TAX. Ur advice on this is highly appreciated.


Your promise on 6 lanes on Ikorodu road is yet to be visual. You can also dismiss the present advisers you have and bring in new set to advice you better. It will be pleasing to let you know that the best road we have in Lagos is around ALAUSA area.
Politics / Re: What Is Your Say About Lagos Roads? by swagalish: 5:46pm On Sep 20, 2011
The government of BRF has not done any work on Lagos roads dis regim. Ikorodu road that was used for campaign is yet to be worked on.

Instead they are busy pouring sand mixed with stones and cement on portion that has gone bad.

Imagine, an individual wanting to live a long life, will wake up to leave home at 4.30am all because of bad road. Then close from work at 6.00pm and staying in traffic for more than 4 hours everyday.

The road from Owode Onirin to Agric is not for vehicles carrying human beings. The residents of Ikorodu are also paying TAX like other citizens.
Romance / Re: Men, Do You Value Inner Beauty? (Be Honest) by swagalish: 4:31pm On Aug 18, 2011
how many of the ladies wish to give an unknown guy a chance to know her better for the inside beauty to be understood, analyze, etc. The answer is a big NO.


That is why the outer beauty is picked first.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid: 3 - 2 (2nd Leg Spanish Cup Final) by swagalish: 4:09pm On Aug 18, 2011
Real Madrid was not like this in the past. They were dominating the Spanish league. Now it is the season of BARCA. Madrid played good football in the first leg but luck was not on their side.

MOURINHO should accept that he does not have the solution for MESSI yet. He should also, tell his guys to play football and not rugby.

When Madrid won the COPA cup no excuse was heard , but on each game that BARCA wins ,MOURINHO cooks up excuses. The guy should learn to accept defeat in peace not by fighting.

The truth is the BARCA of now will continue to beat Madrid.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Sunderland (1 - 1) On Saturday 13th August 2011 by swagalish: 4:39pm On Aug 12, 2011
Watch out liverpool this season. Am confident they will beat sunderland. never walk alone.
Culture / Re: Nigerian Tribes And Their States by swagalish: 10:58am On Aug 04, 2011
igbo boy:

anuofia stop saying what u dont know , 90% of Ika is in Delta state, the other 10%, the igbankes are in Edo state, Anioma na ethnic group? a name that was formed by one chap about 60 years ago is now the name of an ethnic group?



NZUZU u just open ur elephant mouth to talk any how . can't u offer ur opinion rather than picking on some other person's quote. then wht is ENUANI. I believe u can't read well, otherwise u would ve seen the slash sign ( \ ) between ANIOMA & ENUANI. bingo.
Culture / Re: Nigerian Tribes And Their States by swagalish: 7:08am On Aug 04, 2011
Good work, but u missed out ANIOMA/ENUANI. They are from delta state and some, while IKA is in EDO state. Thank u
Business / Re: Should Pure Water Be Banned? by swagalish: 9:09am On Jul 21, 2011
The issue here is, individuals should not throw / dump the satchet bags on the streets. Imagin an adult in a moving vehicle buys pure water in traffic , drink the water and throw it out of the vehicle, this is crazy.
Politics / Re: What Can Be Done To Stop The Flooding In Lagos? by swagalish: 9:11am On Jul 12, 2011
Good topic.

the first has to do with individuals in dong the following;

people should pay PSP charges regularly
People should stop patronizing cart pushers
people should not dump refuse in canals and rivers.

Then the second is the government,

govt should identify houses built on drainage paths
govt should frequently visit the canals to see how they flows.
govt should make the payment of PSP charges accessible in every location
govt shld arrest cart pushers dumpimh refuse in canals.
Sports / Re: Sports Festival: Lagos Ready For 2012 Games – Fashola by swagalish: 4:37pm On Jul 04, 2011
Haba, Lagos is ready to host the games. but please , bros FASH, take them on a tour to IKORODU to experience the BAD ROADS, they do not have to go to amusement park for any enjoyment ride, IKORODU has it.

Also , they need to see the FLOODS in IKOYI, AMUWO ODOFIN, MILE TWO , ETC.
Business / Re: TRIBUNE: Phcn’s New Tariff Takes Off Today - N40 Per Kilowatt by swagalish: 3:26pm On Jul 01, 2011
What is the difference in the name NEPA & PHCN. same bad eggs were gathered and put in a new crate without washing them.  the bills are prepared without consulting the meter, what will it look like now a home will be charged millions in a month.

It will be better if pple will be allowed to contest the bills before making payment, because one will be charged for consuming light for 12 days in a month , while it was actually for 7 days.

The tariff is increased when the new minimum wage is yet to be fully implemented, how do they want the civil servants to survive?

If the light is constant the rebranding we are talking about will be carried out by all. this is robbery in broad day light.
Politics / Re: Fashola (eko O Ni Baje ) Updates (pics) by swagalish: 7:23am On Jun 23, 2011
No doubt u are trying ur best, but kindly divert attention to ikorodu road. The road from owode onirin to ikorodu garage is bad, the residents of ikorodu also pay tax to the state government. Most Lagos state government officials reside in ikorodu and they see the terrible state of the road and keep mute about it.

How on earth will an individual wake up as early as 3.30 am, leave the house at 4.30am all in the name of avoiding traffic along the road and coming back in the evening to also experience traffic of not less than 3 hours on the road in ikorodu.

Vehicles plying ikorodu road is also sufferring from the bad state of the road. The rain is here again , BROS FASH PLS DO SOMETHING TO IKORODU ROAD & TRAFFIC ALONG THE ROAD TOO. Most times , i wonder if ikorodu is not part of Lagos State.
Family / Re: What Should A Woman Do To A Drunk Husband? by swagalish: 3:03pm On Jun 01, 2011
Some good slaps will do. Cos under such a condition whn she applies force to the slap the hubby's eyes will be cleared of alchol.
Events / Re: Happy Children Day! by swagalish: 2:28pm On May 27, 2011
Happy pikins day to all naija pikins. grin
Politics / Re: Four-year Term Short, Says Jonathan by swagalish: 2:25pm On May 27, 2011
In a  country like Nigeria,  a 4 year term is not enough to stabilze the state of the economy. The perfect gentleman should be left alone. He has only told the world that His agenda might not be fully accomplished in 4 years . I will only advice him to bein first.
Romance / Re: Should Women Change Their Phone Numbers After Marriage? by swagalish: 4:08pm On May 25, 2011
@poster & fellows, if u all agree that the women change their numbers , what happens to old numbers of guys ( husbands ) too? . This is selfish. Am shocked at ur post.
Properties / Re: Is It Possible To Get An Accommodation Directly From Landlord by swagalish: 3:44pm On May 19, 2011
@afrobaby  , u can try areas such as agric, isawo , ijede. but i knw of a 2 bedroom that is vacant and is frm d landlord.
Properties / Re: Is It Possible To Get An Accommodation Directly From Landlord by swagalish: 3:24pm On May 19, 2011
In Ikorodu area of lagos u can get a 2 bedroom for 150k a year direct to d landlord , if u so desire buzz me back
Properties / Re: Is It Possible To Get An Accommodation Directly From Landlord by swagalish: 2:54pm On May 19, 2011
Guys is very possible and it will still be at the same rate.
Properties / Re: Is It Possible To Get An Accommodation Directly From Landlord by swagalish: 2:39pm On May 19, 2011
yes it is possible to get such. But it depends on the area u er looking at.

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