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Chei , see traffic ooooo

Cease Fire ke ?? rara ooo ...Ogun kill them and rape their first born ..

BTW are they not concerned about losing their 70 virgins ??

RuuDie: Yeah, its an open secret... I recall the ucl game messi copped 5; alves had a 1v1 with the German goalie right at the edge of the 6-yard box but delayed till messi, who was running from deep, got in the box before laying it in his path.

I remember vividly 'cos I almost screamed myself hoarse that night... I thought alves had lost his mind.

Bro I remembered that game and lots more . Alves loves it when messi scores no doubt that's why Messi is more lethal when combined with Alves roaming the flank especially in a less counter-attack likely game compared to when Montoya or Adriano is used. A good thing though , as long as he's banging in goals . Na werin matter be dat , Shikena

jamez3d: "Its a fact known/ that I don't crack jokes/ and my bars coke/ but If you need some wack flos/ check the black bloke/ that calls himself dark smoke/"

Putting words together ain't rhyming
Let it flow from your heart -perfect timing

honeric01: Meaning?

Meaning :

1. They combine well (Even in training they are always paired together for their tiki taka passes )

2. Alves is always looking to pass to messi most times even when he had One on One chances

3. Messi benefits more from Alves passes compared to Pedro ,etc check the stats

Abeg i nor fit continue , it's something every cule know .

Since she's from China they should check well , those guys can adulterate anything .

OP you are are forked-in-the-ass ,Cum eater . Where's the pic to support these rants of a guy whose ass-hole has been bastardized by big deeks ? Eat rat poison man , it really sucks to be you . Damn !

logica: Except that it was Pedro that scored from Alves' assist.

Rarity . Messi gets more passes from Alves

Lol , seems like Alves is trained to pass to Leo though ..

Alexis' confidence is in shambles , after Leo scored the fourth goal he dropped deeper into midfield and tried to assist Villa and Alexis . I hope tito start the trio of Villa , Messi and Pedro but that Cesc guy's Up through ball is Dayum !!!

A quartet or a Pat-trick ?

salam001: shut Up

You are a tool

Learned a Lot , this should make front page

Leofric: leofric drove in in the latest range rover sport classics,wearing tommy hilfiger pants,gucci top,emperio armani jackets,prada shoes,rolex gold watch,ben carl sun glasses,wearing 10 different kind of expensive perfumes,join a three man table,bartender call the manager,na him go attend to me by himself,manager shows out,give me a bottle of champayne with 500 percent alcohol and an elephant head peper soup.......una don notice these things....1.Garri no get advert, but e sell pass
indomie...
2) No matter how Toms sell, e no
go sell pass slippers...
3) If you never thief meat from
pot b4, then your mama no sabi
cook...
4) A girl who laffs at your dry joke
during a first date doesn't have
transport money to get back
home...
5) The only woman who knows
where her man is every night is a
"Widow"...
6) Bowen university is the only
uni you find people kissing wif
there both eyes wild open, so as
not to get caught...
7) Say Hausa man poor, no mean
say him no fit afford to buy
transitor radio...
U can't kneel down to greet ur
parent but u can kneel to give ur
BF heads (Omoburuku lo wa), u
go explain 4 judgment day Oº°˚˚
°º...
9) If the alarm of a China fone
cannot wake you up.....Forget it
u're "DEAD"...
10) To listen to CoolFM, just put ur
radio in a Fridge...
11) It's a small world no mean say
u go trek from ur house reach
Malaysia...

Funny , very funny !

Okay @OP are you retarded ?

Damilola ...hmmmm one nasty dick-worshipper she is he he he she taught me :

The verious ways to satisfy a lady (sexually of course )

She taught me how to eventually eat Okro (used to hate it with passion)

She taught me that a WOMAN can never be satisfied! Even with my 9.3 inches cock this Dickliver twist is always begging for more ...

Naughty as she is, she is an Intelligent girl (dunno how) so I learnt a lot from her ....

So ADOLF HITLER got just one testicle ? No wonder the blood sucking sadist has no heart

Can we talk about some HUMAN interesting facts please ?

Typical Nigerian mindset , typical Nigerian attitude ,shamelessly displayed by a Nigerian site - you'll never be celebrated when on top ,they'll join the band wagon and dance to your downfall. where were you guys when they were trashing the teams and flaunting the banner of their unbeaten crusade ? And this made front page ? Nairaland is a joke , not surprised anyway since AZADUS' picture and story made the front page and was mocked .#spitsONthread

So seun and his cohorts are mocking this guy by letting this Idiotic and senseless post make front page ? I'm Utterly disappointed and I feel like Cursing those mocking him and the slowpoke of a moderator that's quick enough to let this make the front page . Woe betide you all mocking him AMEN #Disappointed

Well Malaga showed us how much they can rock the Our sailing ship , anyway we should see them off in their home with Busquet pulling the strings of defense and attack( Now you see how Important he really is ) Song still needs to learn more and Alexis has lost his confidence he should be offloaded somewhere on loan . It's seriously getting ridiculous how he squanders goal even Emily Heskey would've scored .Schoolboy Tello is Only good as a Sub , I've always said this but Tito won't listen . Anyhow I wish them the best . Forza Barca

Harsh one from the poster and besides who can't have a convo with an Okada man ? The guy has gone through lots , he lost his child recently as well and besides I saw him at Ikeja some months ago , he's cool . Though not very rich like others but he's comfortable because he came In a car and he related well . That's Azadus for you he relates so well that you will doubt him being a celeb. If truly he's down I wish him a fast recovery , Mock no one man the bell will toll for all of us but In different ways and it's soon .

Respect to the fallen ones , somehow they'll stand again .......@OP O ma Kan e oo

The fear of Michu ..................

Well , it's Official now and Trending on social sites Pep's going to Germany . Too easy a league for him Jorrr

^^^^ So there could be a Semi-Final El classico ? Eh he eh ...Can't wait

And they all have no Kids ? they could be homosexuals man . #JustSAYING

He (Valdez) want more money , that's the simple truth and he wasn't to blame for last season's 2:2 to real sociedad . He even saved the fair play ball with his everything, Villa should be blamed for that . I don't think we need a very "Phenomenal" goal keeper . He'll be very bored because our style of play will always limit his contribution defense wise .So they should Just add a little Zeros to his money . On a good day his passes are always accurate too .

If it's possible Madrid should trail behind by 30 points , I don't give a flying hoot about what other league fans will say.They know that when it comes to Quality,technical football La Liga is their boss. I want Mourinho disgraced completely and with the team's form at the moment , El classico will be very INTERESTING

Xavi Hernandez SHALL always be in every cule's heart . He is the fulcrum of our dynamism and he has everybody's respect even rival fans Just that it's Messi's era .He'll outshine whoever plays with or against him . Iniesta has always known this that's why he said that messi will win the fifth and probably the sixth Balon d'or .


More woes for Madrid , I hope we extend the gap tomorrow . Visca el Barca !

eyoniggar: ^^^^^ Thanks for believing in that, its quite a possibility. Plus why are you guys not remembering ur M-F maestro?

Hernandez ?

I tell you Fellas , we can go the whole season Unbeaten and record a feat never performed by no club in the history of football . #JustTHinking

Sunday's game will be a thriller I tell you

Forza barca !