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osinachukwu: Lame lines don't really work on a 21st century Girl,what I do is having invited the girl over just start teasing and touching she may be Like stop,notice the way she says the stop if it is in a violent way..dude u aint getting laid,but if says it in a medium tone,don't give up she just need to get horney try seducing her like"lemme see ur gstrings deep ur hand into it she may try to hold u out but don't stop deep ur hand boy!,note- by touching the laps she gets hornier talkless of touching the main thang also squEeze ha breeast till she gets weak note breeasts re also vital weakining spots so squezze dem till she stop struggling wif u,wif d stop stop stop and all dat bull shiit she would finally give in then u can do,I ve used this Technique on many girls.

This bros dey Vex gan .....


The ones that work for me are the Flattery and the Visualizing . As in I don flatter girl to the extent wey she Open her dumb eyeball look me foolishly dey ask me say "Am i that sexy" " Hmmm you be fine boy u're flattering me" .Mumu dem , they know say na flatter yet dem go Open Pkekus . It depends on how smart the girl is but I do follow Cassanova's word ---" The pretty ones are always the dumbest"

Don't know if Ya'all remember this song by Ola - Mabinu Ola , Eni mofe momo mi o mo eni ....... It channel rivers of emotion and fond memories , memories that push tear drops outta me . This life ehn ...

That person that asked if it is thunder he used got me laughing so hard that tears come outta my eyes .

I'm a biochemistry student of the mentioned school and I paid about 180K . The fees have so sky rocketed that it won't pay heed to gravity anymore , hence the protest . Aluta continue

So what ? Wish it is weed though .

Was very glad today , I screamed on the haters' head and I mistakenly intentionally poured Heineken on them which almost ruptured into a fight . The agony on their faces was so evident that they couldn't say a thing . All they did was fold their hands and sat dumbfounded like when a 65 years Old woman just confirmed she's pregnant and she'll be needing some kinda weird surgery. My fears were allayed , I hugged and shook fellow cules hands as if we're relatives . Great night I tell ya , Wembley here we come !. Viva barca

Front page material , O gara gan . Who want bet ?

oniwo: See ya life
Akindanidani

HE'S TELLING YA THE GOSPEL TRUTH YOU KNOW ? Ugly retardeen

Man that Mur'fucker was gunned down by one helluva big smoking gun I tell ya .Look at the big hole in his mur'fcking hand ? wtf

Barca all the way tonight

@Ajanlekoko I wish you the best out there at least we have a live reporter lol .

Can't wait to watch El-classico Live in Nou camp too . Very soon , yeah very soon

Forza Barca !

Get well soon dude . Safe

Same thing as the last match want to happen

Can't that Mr Jordi Roura manage the team in Tito's absence ? He'll just stand there with his Cartoon face and can't yell on them .

iamdsam: You don show me now. Make I keep the picture for house

I tire o

Can't wait for that mouth watering game to start man . I'll be watching with my bottles of Heineken .

Forza Barca !!

Man , this is some sad sutff . Shouldn't of read this post now my mood is spoilt . WTF ? !

Alexis played like a scared fat boy that has got some shits in his pants . Messi took the game in his hands and it paid off . Forza barca

Against all odds the dude still manage to grace the event and banky couldn't even acknowledge him? pure bullshaat !!

Okay , but what the f#$k is with you guys and Tonto Dikeh ? are you guys Obsessed and wanking about her ?

And some tools will say these news about BH demolition is all farce ? Make Una chop chicken

omg ! just seeing this after so long a time . Thanks much but Is it possible to download the song from youtube ?

Hehehehehe , bad guy

Frustrated soul . I feel your pains bro

Nigerians and their morbid rantings . If they don't get report about these Boko Haram guys they will be the first to abuse GEJ and say he's not working , now they are the same guys doubting the credibility of this News. What kind of pictures/videos are you expecting ? Sanguinary and harrowing pictures of busted brains or what ? and they'll be so gullible to release that Online ? The local government has been given and exact location , If you want to see how they are killed , then go and are people really thise Stooooopid ?

Damn , this guy drilled Owen real deep . Wheew ! but he made very good points seriously . When I heard about the Beckham the first thing that came to my mind was SCAM in capital letter.

Mcleo007: Good game I must say. We blew our chances at goal and so did they. Highpoint of the match:

1. Pinto is not Valdes. There's a reason he's remained no. 2 for a very long time.
2. The officiating was poor. Numerous foul calls were waved aside.
3. Pique-Puyol remains our best defensive pairing.
4. Cesc should never start against a fast playing side. He's sloppy in games of that magnitude.
5. Messi was easily mobbed, and for a large chunk of the game was unable to make meaningful impact, save for his goal assist.
6. We need MVP back. When he was crowded in the middle, Messi should have switched to any side of the flank and Villa stay up front.
7. The game is very open.
8. Varane is golden. MOM IMO

Bro that boy try no be small . Him carry Pepe and Ramos works On top hin head . Many a chance was wasted yesterday but we should see them off at the home of spirits -Camp Nou .

Our boys should show no Mercy (messi) tonight . Going to be a mouth watering game

Hello guys a fairly used PS3 console is needed before the middle of next month . My email is tuntoppp2000@yahoo.com , the price should be Included as well .

Olu Mose

But can't that Echiejile be replaced? and why's Ahmed Musa running around like a thunder bolt hit chicken ?