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Lol, my only use for weed Is For my hair treatment

Boiled plaintain and egusi soup

odion81:
All fans of the TV series Jane the virgin. Let us meet here. This is one very hilarious comedy that there is never a dull moment. My favorite character is this show is Rogelio ( Jane' s father ). That man is such a funny egocentric man

I love Rogelio n Petra

Lmao

bewatours:
How will you spend the upcoming holidays?

Are you tired of going to the cinemas and beaches with loved ones to have fun? Want something a little more adventurous and unusual?

Bewa Tours invites you to a tour of the ancient city of Abeokuta, Ogun State. We’ll be taking you on an exciting tour of Olumo Rock and the ancient Itoku market, the center of the indigenous Abeokuta industry of tie-and-dye, locally known as Adire.

Catch sights of carvings in the rock, cowrie-studded statues and the ancient abode of the priestesses who live in huts on the rock. With climbs on irregularly sized rocks or ladders which are now thankfully provided, through a narrow corridor that leads to the top of the rock, climbing the Olumo Rock is tough and testing, but the rewards are undeniable and exciting. There’s the feeling of absolute freedom and adventure.

Included in this package is:
- Transport from Lagos to Abeokuta and back
- Entrance ticket into the Olumo Rock Premises.
- A dedicated guide with vast knowledge of the history of Olumo rock and the culture of the people of Abeokuta
- A tour of the making of Adire by the Adire crafters in Itoku Market
- Refreshments – Water, Energy drinks and light lunch/snacks
- A dedicated Professional photographer to capture the memories.

Price: #5,000 (Please contact for group bookings)
Date: Saturday, September 26th, 2015.

We have limited spaces so if you’re up for the challenge, shoot us an email to reserve a space.
Bewa Tours,
bewatours@gmail.com

PS. We also have a 2-day package to Olumirin Waterfalls in Erin Ijesha and Ikogosi Warm Spring in Ekiti State this weekend

This is nice

Mtcheeewwwww

DTOBS:
it is now Sweetie....Your eminado is not working on Missworld!...
Amodu, a strong contender for your choice and taste is on the prey oooooo.....

So I'm the prey now, , **runs off without looking back**

Kbs468:
Sweet Sweedie Sweetyie, if you don't know what it means for your moniker to be mentioned by me, then just exercise patience as a virtue ok while amodu comes online ko.

hmmmn ORENTE to sweet *In the voice of amodu* I can see you smile with my mentioning of his moniker and that is for real because we are protective and accommodating here OK

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Kbs468:
See

#1
In the law court that I Spearhead, bt is bt, As such can never and will never stood for 'but'

#2
I don't know you as any padi and you not remembering her moniker says it all. Besides you are only claiming padi now because of her reaction to your calling me Sweedie, isn't it?

#3
Now tell me, that Sweedie you called me, was it from ur heart or not cos you said it's in a friendly way then

#4
All I have been calling you are TRUE and SINCERE unlike amodu who is thinking of how to 'nail' you *Imagine the choice of word, so he is seeing you as a log of wood* No wonder he went after Sweetyie immediately he said that.

#5
Even DTOBS acknowledged the sweetness of my words as a Man, Now why won't you whom has been harbouring the attraction from me

#6
Yes they might call me LADIES SPANNER but I don't Fuction in the physical like the life-less tangible spanner for mechanical Bolts and nuts but for the intellectual coupling

MissOyin.........Look me in my eyes

What did you see?

OK, so what's my name doing in ur post.

amodu:
Let me appreciate her in anticipation as I regard this response of yours "as an acceptance of my proposal"

Those quoted words thou, speechless for now

....... Still Thinking

amodu:
That's because she is so special

The feeling will become regular if she accepts to be the ORENTE of this distinguish senator of our highly placed republic

LOL, Orente Indeed

amodu:
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Armynu, I sight you. Where have you been

I dedicate this to my sweetyie as I welcome her back

Tnx dear, I'm feeling so special right now

amodu:
I laff

I guess your eyes is pushing you

BTW, why are you not constant here

I have Mb now, so I guess I'll be constant

amodu:
Really

Which remote village is that

LOL, I won't answer that

amodu:
I pray the authority grant our wishes so that it doesn't end on the pages of nairaland.

Where have you been for the past few days now

No mb n poor village network connection

amodu:
Then I will be adding Kebbi into my list

Kebbi here 'we' come

Aiit then

amodu:
Love Kebbi? Have you been there before?

Well, I am having a rethink of my previous takes. It seems I will be opting for Kano and Abuja.

But I can follow you to Kebbi if you don't mind

Follow me to kebbi, hian, no problem

Jamesdman:
Here you go...

OH my, tnx

amodu:
An honorary welcome to GLAMOROUS Amaka

I admire your states pick as you touched from the regions.

I am seeing Kebbi for you

I love kebbi tho, I just want to experience life there what abt u

Jamesdman:
Welcome Nne.

*checks refrigerator*

Should I serve you small stout, Smirnoff or malt?

Sprite pls

amodu:
Okay.

It is a norm to do so by following this procedure:

Name
Institution
Course
Graduation year and
Your preferred 3 states.

Amaka, 2015,UNN, Mass Com, Lagos, Akwaibom, Kebbi

amodu:
You're welcome dear

As you honour me, the whole world will honour you.

Have you introduced yourself?

No, I haven't

amodu:
Sweetyie, please step in majestically.

I am waiting to receiev you as the Governor of our time

Huh

Reminds me of Johnny Bravo

Space booked

Too bad, death is inevitable

After all these bombings ppl still stay in Borno

Jesus!!!!! Worrisdis

RIP Mama Alice, rest in the bosom of GidGod

Objectives:
Hi everyone, I understand some of you received incomplete or empty mails, sorry about that, please let me know if you were affected so I can re-send.

Pls