₦airaland Forum

Booking space cos I don't trust Vivian and Seun

She looks sick, I know that guy will be thanking God that she has shielded off some fat

braine:
With Mr Azolibe. I really hate those people!!! My inbox is full of their crap.

Not just urs alone

Op, u didn't mention Nairaland

Op, u didn't mention nairaland

McBrooklyn:
What If I Told You I have something for you Sweetie

Like

Fine woman

Mtcheeewwwww, nonsense, I'm a proud Chelsea fan n there is nothing u -OP can do about it

OK. We ve met u

angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun

Lol

op dnt end it na, u guyz shud go 4 a holiday or trip

ginggerxy:
ooh you are even married nawao

no i mean my bf

Nigerians eh

ikombe:
You never wan baf dey dere dey snap soap

Lol

Chaii

Different height, Different Church, Different Skin Colour, Different month of birth, different football clubclub, Different ethnic group but share same love, there's love in diversity

Trashit

Well I don't blame him, Lord's chosen pastors and most members looks wretched

Chaii, I for pity for una life if to say Na female UNN students catch una

Nawaoooo

Following

I love this senator ita Giwa, she's always hanging out with these celebs, Inother news, Jenny rocks

WTF, is that a Nokia 3310 I sight on that table

Do the right things at the right time

Dharniel:
sent, check your mail...

Tnx dear

coolsamba:
location Onitsha....20k deal?

Sold

coolsamba:
location Onitsha....20k deal?

SpldSold

Hmmm, the way people are doing court wedding nowadays eh

Chimaritoponcho:
sister i swear u no fine .how did u manage to get those likes..there are truly asslickers on nl

Hope u dropped urs

Dharniel:
sent, check your mail...

Pls send