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Car Talk / Re: Ford Cars Quite Explicit by SWG1: 5:54pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
Femtopford: It's Great how u deploy medical science to further drive home your point, it really appeals to me. Welldone |
Car Talk / Re: Ford Cars Quite Explicit by SWG1: 5:44pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
Femtopford: I plan on buying a ford focus 2012, is it a reliable Model yr to buy? Please add me to the ford watsapp group 09030988040 |
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SWG1: 1:53pm On Nov 09, 2019 |
Toluway: Men are still here buying stocks, i need to come back and learn. ... Morgan Capital come and gimme my login details |
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SWG1: 2:46pm On Nov 08, 2019 |
PETERiCHY: PETERiCHY: |
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SWG1: 9:18pm On Nov 17, 2017 |
I am back. Wats been happening here for the past 2 yrs. Manie, Agba, Joysmart, Mercilicious, and other BNSITL |
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SWG1: 1:26pm On Dec 18, 2016 |
cadno: I'm still watching, since u said I'm a trader. times are changing if u must know 1 Like |
Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by SWG1: 10:27pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
Epphy: At this time, u are still asking about MMM, time is of the essence oo. Do the needful 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Angry Nigerians Blast Bayo Onanuga Over Insensitive Post by SWG1: 10:55pm On Sep 06, 2016 |
freemanbubble: Don't mind him, when level 9 health worker they collect 90k as basic plus call duty in state hospital here. So the person will use 40k for feeding and transport, no rent, no investment, no responsibility to family. well I guess he is made. 1 Like |
Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by SWG1: 6:06pm On Aug 22, 2016 |
Pls can I terminate my Treasury bill b4 maturity. One fellow in diamond bank is telling me I can't terminate it cos it's CBN but I insisted I bought it from their secondary market (@ 8% for 181 days). She reluctantly accepted to patch my letter through to their head quarters. |
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SWG1: 3:29pm On Aug 13, 2016 |
PETERiCHY: So are you saying, a David is coming soon? I'm glad u quoted the good book of the Lord but in most of ur post in NSEMPA , u leave out the part that says "let the righteous say it's well... "The Just shall live by faith" "when men say there is a casting down we should say there is a lifting up. "Pray for the good of the land" 3 Likes |
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SWG1: 10:17am On Jul 23, 2016 |
locodemy: The problem is that men mocking u, will come and buy it now u are experiencing a little loss and sell it @ N10 and crash it again in a constant circle as it's taking u to your promise land. Some Coy are so cursed, that this kind cometh out but by prayer and fasting or targeted prevailing prayers at the satanic strong man holding the company at ransom. legendary, Ground/record breaking loss of the year COY needs more than typed prayers ... joke of the decade 2 Likes |
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SWG1: 4:54pm On Jul 16, 2016 |
cadno: It is Mr investor, what u get 2yrs from now in Fbn or in either zenith/Gtb is ur call. anything that works for though, Afterall u are not a newbie. |
Business / Re: Why You Should Stay Away From MMM Nigeria by SWG1: 4:14pm On Jul 16, 2016 |
tarajohn: It will be good if u browse about mmm global. Have u considered the concept of a closed system where profit is made but no business is done to support the profit. It's paying quite alright and will continue as long as more ppl are providing help more than ppl getting help. meanwhile the person that created the system can create a dummy account that will overule (proxy) the programming to allow him to continually cash money (get help) out of the system leading to deficit in future, and thereby creating a halt in the system cos their is limited or no provision of help I'm a registered member though but not a criteria for anyone to join. 1 Like |
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SWG1: 1:23pm On Jul 16, 2016 |
fxuser: I noticed it's hard when it's Oando, easy to buy not easy to offload tru brokers. newbies stay away from this one even if it's upside potential is juicy. stay away from skybank too. meanwhile u mustn't invest in firstbank if bank is ur preference. How have my BNSITL been, so many new monickers around. i |
Nairaland / General / Re: Heartfelt Lamentation Of A Regular Nigerian by SWG1: 2:42pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
last episode I talk am! Shey dem don carry the thread go put for front page. Person no kukuma get privacy again! No where is safe to even lament again. Abeg, make I go my diary go lament, make I see who go carry am put front page again. make I go hustle kerosene warm indomie. www.nairaland.com/3210525/nigeria-finished-me |
Nairaland / General / Re: Heartfelt Lamentation Of A Regular Nigerian by SWG1: 1:36pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
Episode 9 I for say make you go church for dileverance as e be like say them follow you from village. But when you go church, the pastor wey get 3 private jets, countless cars and houses go still tell you "you must sacrifise something". First fruit, tithe, vat, tax, new month offering, first son dues, till them collect all the money wey you save from NYSC The painful part be say you ar more likely to be " blessed" with riches playing baba ijebu or bet9ja than for the scamming pastors prayer to wok for you. By the time you dey go house and you enter bus wey be one chance.....by the time them search you no see money.....carry you go ATM and na 200 naira dey your account....your own don be. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Heartfelt Lamentation Of A Regular Nigerian by SWG1: 1:34pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
Episode 8 If u deh do part time come dey think say - shey make leave work wey graduate dey find go school den later later come join the graduates dey look for work? No try am oo! No be we wey pack our load go live for school like say school na career. We been dey mock people wey dey do part time those days like say our own better. Most of them dey work like u come dey manage part time. As we don laugh them finish, how body be us?, nothing dey campus so no try am! Na only small-small children wey their Papa dey send small money go come dey chase u upandan like say dem fit afford all their fake effizy. If to say I learn mechanic with the 11yrs+ I spend for secondary school and university, I for don be specialist for car maintenance like oga Gazzuzz, mayor and siena them. We carry paper certificate, laminate am like say na precious paper come store am inside folder go hide for inside bag make rat no chop am. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Heartfelt Lamentation Of A Regular Nigerian by SWG1: 1:33pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
Episode 7 This one hunger dey show for person face like say na tribal mark, oyibo go look u one eye for embassy realise say hunger don reset ur brain, say if him stamp your visa now, u fit go pregnant all the girls wey dey him country so him go stamp rejection for ur application. Na so I just play-play go apply for one abroad university for masters like say I get shishi to fund am. 24hrs later, dem don approve my application sharp-sharp, grant me provissional admission come dey even call me for phone to go pay school fees sharp-sharp. Na him I realise say the huzzling is real and don dey enter international level. The guy come dey call me for phone every 2 hrs like say him Papa dash mE money for abroad school fees. As I dey so, my brain don block. I know no wether I go even fit find 'x' again for any mathematical equation. Na so we look for 'x' everyday for secondary school like say na we throway am. We come enter university come dey find 'Dee x' like say the one wey we find for secondary school no do them. Shey we don find all 'x' and 'Dee x' finish like say tomorrow no dey, now to get better work na wahala. Na him den dey call me to go pay abroad school fees for masters... I don ask the guy for scholarship. The guy say dem go give me 10% off if I pay within 1 month. I don calculate the 10% come tell am make him send me the 10% as cash so that I go complete an with my own money go pay the 100%. Ee be like the guy don realise say na scam me self be. Him don respect himself no call me again. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Heartfelt Lamentation Of A Regular Nigerian by SWG1: 1:31pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
Episode 6 Person go finish school, after the struggle to go night class everyday, spend better money for seminar and project..struggle graduate with 2.1....spend one long year dey serve him country....yet he no go see job after everything..na this kind life person suppose to dey live? Some of us don even vex do MSC join...yet no level... E come be like say we just dey fool ourselves for this country.. some mumu go come here dey shout PDP and APC yet money no dey enter their pocket..them just dey here dey form political analyst..no level.. All the better jobs wey dey this country na for big men children.. if your papa no get money, the chance of you being anything/anybody eventually slim pass broom.. Which kind life be this?? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Heartfelt Lamentation Of A Regular Nigerian by SWG1: 1:23pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
Episode 5 Na for harsh times na him talent dey come out oo. The most amazing talents are born out of hunger and survival instincts. Me self don dey try nuture other talents, I don dey discover say I get small ability to control my dream, like say na script me dey write and act am at the same time. Anytime hunger too wire me, I wash my plate and spoon, keep am under my pillow and sleep off. When I land for dream, food go show! I come extend this my talent to robbing banks in the dream. I don rob almost all Nigerian banks even cbn for dream; the problem be say the money no dey gree follow me wake up. I still dey work on perfecting this my skill. Who knows, one day I can be able to drag my stolen wealth from dream to my bed side. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Heartfelt Lamentation Of A Regular Nigerian by SWG1: 1:20pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
Episode 4 Na so one mumu dey send me txt say him don deactivate my ATM, say make I call one number make dem unblock am. Person wan scam broke ar'se dude like me. If him see my account t balance, him go weep for me. I don receive that same txt from 5 different people, I come dey wonder how many other guys dey hussle like dat, everybody don turn bank customer care wey dey block people ATM card. Ee come be like say yahoo no pay again. These ones dey dey shout self employment like say dem papa get bank wey dey dash people capital. They will tell you "Think of a need and fufil that need, then you will be a rich man". The only need wey I don see na poverty! |
Nairaland / General / Re: Heartfelt Lamentation Of A Regular Nigerian by SWG1: 1:19pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
Episode 3 Wen I bin dey small dey tell us sey we be the leaders of tomorrow na we don grow finish go school finish still yet nothing dey, those old men we rule my papa still dey rule us now and dey fit rule our unborn children join, emerging buhari wey rule naija for 1984 dat time dey never born me still dey rule uptill now na Obasanjo I go talk aby na TY danjuma or IBB? Dey tell us we be d minority still yet dey no wan leave us mek we go fine our way, for dis country to better make dem divide am, leave us Biafrans mek we fine our way, abeg if u get Niger Delta Avengers contact abeg help me with am na them be d only people wey dey give me joy. my brother, I don reason all these things I don tire.. Assuming say them say make biafrans go their way..u know say the poor no go still get any level? na dem ekeremadu and rochas go still dey the helms of affair... we go start the 'e go better' song all over again... the reason why we dey shout Biafra shey na because everywhere don cast for the con3.. the thing dey affect Igbo, Yoruba , Hausa ...we all dey in this mess together... |
Nairaland / General / Re: Heartfelt Lamentation Of A Regular Nigerian by SWG1: 1:17pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
Episode 2 If I no complain, who go complain?? Money, I no see, food don turn to 0-1-0. Ask person for money, he go look you like say you be visitor for this country. Na now I understand why Buhari say him go dey give us 5k monthly. Him been plan to turn all of us to beggars. The last time, na so I waka enter orange market. People Begin shout thief thief, I dey look back because wetin dey my mind na to thief wetin I go chop that afternoon but instead, wetin I see humble me. Na cos of ordinary one mudu of rice them nearly late one man for Mararaba o. Person wey dey hungry dey follow beat the man. No food and to thief self, people ready kill you. We go survive sha. Na how I go move my neighbour food dey hungry me so abi na to go sell myself make I see food eat!! |
Nairaland / General / Heartfelt Lamentation Of A Regular Nigerian by SWG1: 1:15pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
Some of us might have missed this topic when it appeared on the front page. The thread which was centred on the hustle of a regular Nigerian soon attracted sympathy and got some concerned Nigerians donating money to NL within the thread. I will post some of the extract in episode for us to see how their adversity showcased their comedy and writing skills, admist bringing laughter to readers and good sum of money to the broke. *NIGERIA HAS FINISHED ME* Episode 1 Ee come be like say everything for this country dey harsh, mosquitoes come harsh pass. No insecticide dey kill them again, abi dem don mutate come develope resistance for insecticide. I don spray tire, pour snipper sotey na me the snipper wan come kill. To breathe na wahala, still mosquitoes dey bite, sulk and even chew. The other day I no sabi as rat take run enter my kitchen. I no even border myself to look for am. I just secure my certificate them because I know say if hunger finish with am for that my kitchen, the next thing him go do na to dey find my certificate. This morning, na so I see the rat lie down for my kitchen. I been think say him don die until I notice say him dey breath small small and dey blink him eyes. I just use broom sweep the thing comot. The huzzling is real! |
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SWG1: 7:27pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
feelamong: Bros, na person weh see tomato chop indomie deh use 7up wash down food. Abi u no known how many sachet of pure water e buy soo! |
Family / Re: How Do I Handle This Without Overdoing It by SWG1: 5:04pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
rolled: Exactly. GOD said u should commit u ways to Him and He will direct your path. It was God all through when that idea of making yourself happy came up, it was him that turned the heart of your husband towards your new tactics. Problem with people is not going by the spirit prompting, they prefer to castigate their husband and wallow in self-pity. LET YOUR OBEDIENCE BE COMPLETE AND I WILL AVENGE EVERY DISOBEDIENCE THANK GOD YOU GATCH UR MAN BACK |
Career / Re: SNAP A Picture Of Your Workspace And Upload Here. Simple!! by SWG1: 7:20pm On May 23, 2016 |
[quote author=MizMyColi post=45810232][/quote] No wonder you were bored. I'm bored already looking at that workspace, it's like it's just u and those gadget all day long right? |
TV/Movies / Re: 15 Movies You Ought To Have Watched In The First Quarter Of This Year by SWG1: 7:51pm On May 19, 2016 |
joey150: I concur, maybe I expected it to look better than Avengers or captain America (winter soldier) |
Phones / Re: Data Resellers At Loss As Our ISP Providers Now Offers Better Data Plans by SWG1: 8:49am On May 14, 2016 |
David25: Funny enough some are still buying cos they don't trust or care about such desperate msgs from mtn. while some are still loyal for some reason and advising us to do sth about it. when Grace sets in, every human perceived fact is OBVIOUSLY suspended. Better Days ahead for us. 1 Like 1 Share |
Sports / Re: Nigerians Blame Sunday Oliseh For Nigeria's Failure To Qualify For AFCON 2017 by SWG1: 8:17pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
eleojo23:Exactly, to show it's not by might or power but by the spirit of God upon a Moses. That's the spirit we need upon NFF and some coach that lacks wisdom to choose players according to situation and perfect timing to change |
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