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Its Bankieee dubuyu , Wash, Dry and Setting P I hail for thread where economy kill cocroach. From investigation, it can be deduced that the owner of the house killed it cos it was depleting the scare available food stuff. On a second thought, it might have committed suicide for lack of things to eat cos of the harsh economy

Its a pity this was killed by a nairalander. I also felt it committed suicide. End time roach :/

tobisco29:
Bro u suppose to chop slap...lol

I knew you will be serious while reading it. Your heart may have even skipped

Please help me thank God with me o. They
attacked me at about 4 am this morning. They came into my room while I was sleeping. I heard their sound as they moved across the room towards me; as I got up, I remembered that I should not leave my
self defenseless, besides wetin be dey use of all the action films I always dey watch. So as the sound was getting close, I got my self ready to attack. As one of them came at me to attack I had no choice but to defend myself. I quickly struck! I felt sorry but still had to do it, with a weapon. The second one also jumped at me. I couldn't believe what was happening. My neighbours heard the chaotic sound that was emerging 4rm my room and were wondering what was wrong. I was almost sure they were scared to even come out. I eventually hit the second one too; my hands were stained with blood. Oh my God! Could not believe this! They lay still so I wondered if they were still alive, but when I looked at them on the floor, I found out one was still moving, I struck again & this time I hit harder in anger. That's how I killed the two giant mosquitoes attempting to suck my blood o. Hahahaaa....Relax, nothing serious my pipo Happy sunday friends and loved ones.

As a Christian, I have not seen where this type of deliverance can be found in the holy books. This is definitely an end time deliverance. Dey guy just lie down dey sweat

I dont know what you are thinking, despite the fact this guy's criticisms he is still doing a lot of good things worthy of emulation.

Someone is gonno attend an interview with these, guess which industry Besides, can you rock this?

What is Oshobaba doing in this photo Describe this photo in one word The wife sef no even near the guy at all

Ladies come and tell us if he has succeeded in crushing your hearts

Over the years, experience has shown the upsurge in the programming business leading divergent arrays of youths of different calibres exercising their skills and talents in this lucrative industry. However, it is worthy of note that programmers have different agenda and goals set to be achieved. In view of the above, it is pertinent to keep in check the FOUR MAJOR TYPES OF PROGRAMMERS. Under listed are the descriptions;
1. Computer Programmers; These set of programmers use specific gadgets are equipments for their programming. Prominent among many is a computer set. An examples of a computer programmers are Nairaland Mods. Chineke, dem no dey sleep at all, even for night dem go ban you.
2. Broom Programmers; These set use a unique apparatus for their upper celestial navigation. The work usually is in the night when everyone is fast asleep. For instance.....Oya, call their name. They maneuver on the broom till they arrive at their destinations. Some usually get tired and sit on PHCN wires but something usually happens when they bring the light, you know what happens.
3. Armed Programmers; These group are special because they are armed. We call them programmers because they don't sleep especially in the night. Dem get luga oo. Oluwa o. They lay down/programme strategies on how to rob you off your possessions. Example of Armed programmers here are..you know them, oya call them.
4. Night Duty Programmers; As the name implies, they are on night duty in their respective places. Let me shock you. An olosho is a programmer because they don't sleep in the night. They are usually active and on duty in the night. You know them, you people that patronize them oya. These are the programmers I have observed and you may be one of those. Infact, some don't sleep at night not because the belong to these category but because the would be gossiping. Well, you are a programmer too.. I heard Programmers hate sleep, some even say to sleep is a sin, some say their body wants to sleep but their spirit rejects it..eleyi gidi gan!

Over the years, experience has shown the upsurge in the programming business leading divergent arrays of youths of different calibres exercising their skills and talents in this lucrative industry. However, it is worthy of note that programmers have different agenda and goals set to be achieved. In view of the above, it is pertinent to keep in check the FOUR MAJOR TYPES OF PROGRAMMERS. Under listed are the descriptions;
1. Computer Programmers; These set of programmers use specific gadgets are equipments for their programming. Prominent among many is a computer set. An examples of a computer programmers are Nairaland Mods. Chineke, dem no dey sleep at all, even for night dem go ban you.

2. Broom Programmers; These set use a unique apparatus for their upper celestial navigation. The work usually is in the night when everyone is fast asleep. For instance.....Oya, call their name. They maneuver on the broom till they arrive at their destinations. Some usually get tired and sit on PHCN wires but something usually happens when they bring the light, you know what happens.

3. Armed Programmers; These group are special because they are armed. We call them programmers because they don't sleep especially in the night. Dem get luga oo. Oluwa o. They lay down/programme strategies on how to rob you off your possessions. Example of Armed programmers here are..you know them, oya call them.

4. Night Duty Programmers; As the name implies, they are on night duty in their respective places. Let me shock you. An olosho is a programmer because they don't sleep in the night. They are usually active and on duty in the night. You know them, you people that patronize them oya.

These are the programmers I have observed and you may be one of those. Infact, some don't sleep at night not because the belong to these category but because the would be gossiping. Well, you are a programmer too.. I heard Programmers hate sleep, some even say to sleep is a sin, some say their body wants to sleep but their spirit rejects it..eleyi gidi gan!

Dem never start?

Hope Nigerians can now see clearly the chanji they clamoured Two people who are not originally on the gemination slot of the party immerging as Governor and Deputy. Congratulations Bello, stay for a while and give space to the right full owner of that seat.

holuphisayor:
Use android browser.

Alright, thanks.Will try that, I ve been using opera and UC

Ganjafama:
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holuphisayor:
Use android browser.

Thanks bro

Someone should reply my comment please

Hello guys, Its been long I used my williamhill account so decided to login today and discovered some difficulty in navigating around the site. It seems it no longer mobile friendly. Whats the way out and are they other good mobile friendly international bukkies I can join please?

Anugod:
These twins too got married on the same day in Kogi State. #Igala twins rocks#

Wow! This is lovely, I was there too
God bless their home with Excellence and Peace

The allege missing of the National Budget has thrown the nations atmosphere into a gagantuan epic quagmire. What ever that means Many funny pictures and post regarding it. This is another

Thank God

Beautiful. Happy Newyear to you all. Remain blessed

I wish you all Nairalanders a Merry Christmas, may this season bring along side all the blessings meant for you

hinwazaka:
The people of Kogi should not allow the devil to destroy their lives. They should come out and organise bloody violent protests. They should attack the police, army and security personnel. They should defy the state and should not stop till a fresh poll is organised. If they do nothing and accept it as fate, God will strike the state with a deadly plague that will consume more than half the population. A word is enough for the wise.

Get behind us Satan! We Kogites reject violence in Jesus name. This your comment is from the pit of hell and we send it back by fire! This election is peaceful and so shall it be.Who wins is predetermined by God whether you like it or not!

heywhytech1:
Gov.WADA should be ready to put on that call and do it in Jonathan way, another hero of Democracy is about to emerge

Is it how you do it, atleast 70 percent of the results yet.

Ofu LGA :Ofakaga - Amuna Polling Unit, APC 126 - PDP 71.

Idah LGA Ojaina Polling Unit 006: APC 39 - PDP 39.

Ofu LGA
CSS Ochadamu Polling Unit, Olofu - Ochadamu: APC 149 - PDP 164.
Ogbakpedo Polling Unit, Ochadamu Ward: APC 80 - PDP 78. Please pardon me, its for the two major parties

Ofu LGA, aloji atokun unit 1 Apc 129 pdp 87
Lokoja LGA, Ward A: SUBEB/SPEB POLLING UNIT: APC 193 PDP 129

Ankpa LGA, ojoku ward bangele unit 1 pdp 346 apc 40

Vote wisely! Vote for someone who will not call your retired parents dead woods, someone who will not dethrown our royal highnesses for not operating before him, vote for someone who has more than one chair in his sitting room, vote for someone who will not retrench state workers, someone who will not insult his fellow contestants. If you are in Kogi, you know who to vote for. Vote for humility, vote for a humble achiever.