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Nadalmessi:
I need serious advice, Can Betis defeat Osasuna.

Over 2.5 @1.7

I thought this Idiota has died?

SirWere:
I'm just here to mock all the barca fans who derided arsenal yesterday.

Sorry Broo, your sorrow continues without Allies

LesbianBoy:
If barca should qualify this night, i will stop watching football

How far bro?

Koolking:
Barcans are sure going home. I can bet my balls on that.

PSG is not Eibar or Malaga

Bring those bean sized balls so we can sell and buy akara

Tjohnnay:
#BarcaOUT


All of una dey talk say barca go qualify, so psg come sell suya or chicken and chips for pitch abi?


Quote me after d game wen dm knock barca out

How far broo?

What if its these non removable battery phones ?

Nigerians and their wahala over everything. See the photos of those who visited President Buhari over the past weeks. The funny thing is that, some of them have been in Naija. Help me see oo Can you imagine 2baba abandoned the protest because he wanted to visit baba. What was he and Tinubu discussing?

Its a pity. We kogites understand your pain. What we want now is for you to go and tell your red eyed husband to pay wotkers . His mismanagement of funds is alarming. He has brought untold hardship to the good people of Kogi state. Crime has increased tremendously. In fact, his local government area of origin is a hub for kidnappers now. You can verify this claims if you want. It's the truth anyways.

[quote author= post=]..2016 had less number of flights, but, increased in passenger volume anticipated annually as we are still awaiting the last quarter 2016 data..[/quote]My own concern is, since 2016 when Buhari showed his true colours, flight dropped. What else do you expect?? He only fuels his private jet for ear treatment always!

yes na

If you are not a civil servant, a pensioner, a state salary earner in any form. you will not understand this evil called Bello. Just terrible! Yes Dino is bad and all that according to you but he was right when he stood up for the people of Logic state against this selfish Governor. Well, if the president himself can't perform, what will he tell his derailing governors. He started it with change. God help us

Dem don dey go, one by one! Secondary school rhymes replaying!

You are doing a great job! kudos!

14 Types of Chatters on Facebook and Whatsapp
1. Frequent Chatters
These are the group of people you can’t go a day without chatting with them. They are so close that you will always want keep in touch and chat them up. Family members, Boos and Baes, Romeo and Juliet, Love and Tomato Jos. I can’t go a day without chatting with my Onyinye.
2. Occasional Chatters
People in this category chat people up occasionally as the name implies. Some chat odd times, maybe when you cant repy the chats. Some of these chats may span up to one whole week. For Instance;
Me: Hello Grace, How you doing? Mon, 4-12-2016
Grace: Im fine, u? Thursday, 7-12-2016
Me: Im good, why you always replying late? Thurday,7-12-2016
Grace: Sorry, don’t mind me. Hope you fine? Sunday, 11-12-2016
Me:?
3. NEPA Chatters
This name was given as a result of the epileptic nature of NEPA in this naija wia we dey, if you know what I mean. These guys/babes just flash like the NEPA factor and zoom off. For instance they say Hi to you this minute, they are offline next minute. These sets of people are usually the ones that starts the convo but just goes off like NEPA without prior notice. Some even manage to tell you “BRB”..do yourself good not to wait because “BRB” means till next week in other persons dictionary.
4. Blackmail Chatters
Blackmail chatters begin the convo like:
Grace: Hello Mike, na wa you ooo..You just dey forget pelson. No wahala, as you don dey see money now, you no believe say person dey again. Know say God dey oo.
Me: Hello Grace, no be like that..no mind me
5. Business Chatters
These sets of chatters are the most active. They keep chatting and disturbing the day light out of your life just to convince you about a new business you need to join. They keep preaching these business to you till you may even give in to join. These guys can disturb for Africa. They are very nice people too if I may add, calling you sir upandan. Who sir self don epp?
6. Anonymous Chatters
Just like the name, you may be chatting with this person for even weeks without knowing who this person is because of using different display picture. Very common on Whatsapp but less on FB. Some will not just introduce themselves before commencing chats believing you will know them or even have their number. You in your own end will not want to ask who you are chatting with just in case its someone you should or are suppose to definitely have His/her number.So, the blind chats continues.. Him: How far naaaa Me: Fine oooo, E don tey ooo (Mean while, I no even know who be dat sef,. Wetin consign me)
7. Hooker Chatters
Hookers just pick numbers and begin to pull chats through to them expecting the could hook a fish. You hear stories like,
Hookers: Do you know Bimbo that’s not too short or too tall will chocolate maroon skin tone?? She gave me your number, she said she creating a circle of friends and want all her friends to know each other. So, can I know you better?
Me: I’m like, shey Bimbo did not tell you about me ni??
8. Update Chatters
These ones just come up anytime they like and be updating status anyhow. When they are done, they go off line. So, they circle continues. In the same category of this update chatter, we have people who only chat with you when even you have a new status update. After that day, forget it till you have a new status update. They only react to your updates
9. Stalker Chatters
These people stalk you like kilode? Bia, are you a monitoring spirit?? They keep checking everything about you online as if they want to give you a new job. After then na to broadcast am.
10. Poker Chatters
The pokers are the people who do not, in fact make the mistake of chatting with if you do not initiate a chat. You guys can be online for hours and nobody talks except someone pokes. If you initiate the chat, you guys will begin to chat as if you have been chatting since morning. Infact, they person might not even give you space to chat..na only her own chat go full everywhere. I be like, shebi you get talk like this nain you just cupple yourself keep dia..I will just go offline
11. Parasitic Chatters
The parasitic chatters can beg online ooo..they will just be begging for everything. Send me this or that upandan as if them put dia.
12. Group Chatters
These ones are the ones that will be active in a group chat but don’t talk when it’s a personal private message. They keep making noise in a group but lack words when it comes to a group.
13. “Were” Chatters
This one as the name implies are the “were”chatters I mean “mad”. They say all sorts of rubbish, crack all sort of dry jokes with you. They are the real “were”
Add yours, just for fun

Simply amazing! Kudos to you guys. We join you soon. How do one mine after purchasing the packages and its been splited. Can someone who knows little or nothing about algorithms succeed in it? Can someone easily learn how this works..seems complicated to me.

Luga, Incase of this bad boys blocking your way to collect your hard earned cash!

You see, Nigeria's Glo is reducing the tariffs in different counties but MTN from another country keep increasing its tariff in Nigeria..you people can see for yaself

Lord have mercy on us. Extremes this days!

People, I just have this burden on my mind of recent. Reading through several threads on this platform especially in family and romance section has proven some points about the opinion of an average today youth pertaining sex before marriage.

I kept observing people which is something I do most times. Youths keep saying without remorse even comfortably than ever how the have sex with their girlfriends before the alter. Well, who am I?! I am not infallible and not perfect either but seeing and reading how several of us have gone out of the way is really disturbing.

You may want to castigate and say the log in your eyes should be thrown away first or even say, this person has a holier than thou personality. Well, the holy books see it as sin, your conscience too sees it as sin except your heart has been seared with ungodliness. Purge your heart from all form of ungodliness. Flee is what the good books tell us about immorality, meaning no amount of prayer prevents your body from reacting like a normal person but the self control you have covers all.

Sexual immorality today has led many into early graves, destinies thwarted, ambitions destroyed, plans scattered because of indulging in the act.

You may have been in it for a long time thereby making it seem normal sleeping with ladies or men anyhow without remorse for the bad act. I tell you today, desist! The act is wrong and seen as fornication and adultery before marriage! Stay away from sex before marriage and prove your self control over your body.
This is the truth, bash as you like but the message can never change. God bless you, Nairaland, and Nigeria.

Sickness sha ,Buhari sef, just dey make people dey behave anyhow..if not! Umbrella for night? wyen sun and rain no dey? He must be suffering from Buharic syndrome..Money no fit solve am, cos em get money.

You cant solve a spiritual matter physically The true story is, he was slapped by a spirit and he slumped and was flown to India unconscious. Real sources from the states government house can confirm this fact if you disbelieve it.

The post above the picture says doaula for cameroon, you dey say na Lagos!? Op, Nigerians no bush like this abeg! Dont insult us please!

Helloo Joysmart..

The prayers of sincere genuine civil servants and pensioners unpaid avails much! Na so dey tin dey start. India is the next! If em like let him not pay and be claiming he is screening. God dey

Had a teacher that can combine those words in just one single question. " In few words, xray and juxtapose why the Nigerian economic system is in a waterloo critically examining the specific pros and cons of the rabrazled elements of a vibrant look alike"

RoadsAndGreen:
Apologies my friend. i didnt mean it that way.

Yeah, alright. Cheers

RoadsAndGreen:
This just reminded me when i went to work on some ihs installations in idah and ankpa anyigba. ofugo, Dekina, mozzumbaga, checheleche, and some other weird villages inside thick bushes. OP that ankpa na useless place oh, i mistakenly went there with less cash meeehn i had to sleep over cos the ATM cue there na die. even the next day before i could withdraw it took me 7hrs. Great experience though

Weldone! Ankpa na useless place shebi? You could have passed a more matured comment without been derogatory about that place! Its not useless

Hello shaxxjesse , I just stumbled on your thread, what was your decision and how are you faring broda?

NegeduGrace:
thanks alot dear I appreciate

Yeah, thanks, God bless. I am a bit acquainted your family. So happy when I saw your testimony. One of your brother's Salis was my secondary school mate and first degree mate too. Let me stop there since this is an open platform.

@ NegeduGrace May God keep you strong in faith. May he use you as a pillar and shinning light to your entire family in Jesus name.