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RomanceRe: Her Weight Is Getting Too Much! Help by Swiftlee(op): 11:17pm On Jul 02, 2018
XhosaNostra:
Lol, would you wanna be told that you're fat though?
When people gain weight, they know. So it becomes annoying when they're constantly reminded of how big they've gotten.

Since December I've gradually put on weight & people have been pointing it out, much to my annoyance. Just this past weekend, someone who I consider to be just one bite away from being obese told me that we are now almost the same size. LMFAO. I know she was probably joking , but I FELT that. I almost exploded, not from being fat, but from rage. I was really angry & offended that she saw me that way grin

Weight gain is a sensitive topic. See I got touched when it was someone I don't even care about that said it. If she likes you & you put her on the spot like that, she'll either catch feelings (be hurt ) or hate you on the spot. Tread carefully smiley
Hmmm, thanks. This one is very strong o. How can someone say it so that any decision you make later would not be referenced to when you said she was over weight or me been misconceived.
RomanceRe: Her Weight Is Getting Too Much! Help by Swiftlee(op): 10:32pm On Jul 02, 2018
MrCork:
.......reduce what??...Bro. .please . ...if u don't wannto smash...let me smash! ((No ofeense )) smiley
Bia, everything is not about smashing this and that now! Calm down. Some of us still want the best for those we truly love not just infatuations up and down which gives less worry about how the person looks.. just hit and run.
RomanceRe: Her Weight Is Getting Too Much! Help by Swiftlee(op): 10:28pm On Jul 02, 2018
soberdrunk:
The fact that you are worried about her looks proves what you have for her is far from "love" and closer to "Lust".......... angry
No bro. The fact that am worried about her looks does not in any way show I lust after her. Love too has eyes and can see. Love too has reservations bro smiley
RomanceHer Weight Is Getting Too Much! Help by Swiftlee(op): 9:47pm On Jul 02, 2018
There is this lady I really like so much but one major turn off I have with ladies is been over weight or too fat or surplus! undecided I don't know how I can tell her to try and reduce her weight as ladies don't like been told that they are fat. I once did that and became an automatic enemy with one lady. Help me!!
CelebritiesRe: Davido Prostrates To Greet Ooni Of Ife As He Visits Osun State His Town by Swiftlee(m): 6:59am On Jul 02, 2018
Can this post actually send Buhari back to daura soonest?
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Croatia: What Advice Would You Give To Coach, Rohr? by Swiftlee(m): 11:08pm On Jun 16, 2018
Oya, go and look. Hope you people are happy now? The pig was killed. www.nairaland.com/4566080/breaking-news-angry-nigrian-killed
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PoliticsRe: House Of Reps In Rowdy Session Over Legality Of June 12th As Democracy Day by Swiftlee(m): 4:05pm On Jun 07, 2018
Buhari must go
SportsRe: Taribo West On 2018 World Cup And Super Eagles by Swiftlee(m): 12:33pm On Jun 06, 2018
We would win today 3:1
CultureRe: "Why Woman Cannot Be An Oba In Benin Kingdom" - Man Reveals With Photos by Swiftlee(m): 3:46pm On Jun 05, 2018
Boom
CelebritiesRe: ID Cabasa: How I Discovered Olamide As A 14-Year-Old Boy by Swiftlee(m): 1:03pm On Jun 02, 2018
See wahala grin, ..and now, ID Cabasa needs to be rediscovered by Olamide because dey guy done loss grin
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Swiftlee(m): 7:41am On Jun 02, 2018
tooawesome:
Please bro. You promised and the nature of promises brother is that they remain immuned to changing circumstances. Please bro, I'm on my knees cry cry
Its a surprise how you guys give that guy toilet paper such huge attention as if your lives depend on it. Yes I am not a regular poster on thread but can categorically tell you I have been here since around 2012. (I can quote one of my post) I have seen a lot of people like that on these thread and funny thing is how they loose relevance in a short time. People like toiletpaper will want to garner as much attention as possible; wanting people to kneel how to beg them.

Well only those who think their life depends on him will do that! There was one guy as at then that shares in play of not less than 2 odds and stakes at least $50 on it and wins an average of 3/5 sometimes 5/5 per day. This guy showed the house his won slips one day and guys saw him staking $500, 800 winning thousands of dollars, he did not want to anyways.Yet, that guy was so gentle and meek sharing how he won and even mentored a lot of people here on how to pick play over 2.5 goals and other great markets. He never canvassed for childish attention hiding stuff as if it will for ever.


I have learnt over the years that no strategy in punting is for ever, so we exploit them as soon as we see the prospect and vulnerability. So, treat people who behave immature like children no matter their age. It shows low exposure and a sign of only me should progress. People like that are unfit to stay in a group of progressives such as this. They create unhealthy rancour! S T A Y away from them! He might be a yahoo boy anyways. Stay away for your safety! You will beg him to some extent and he will give you conditions to get the stuff thereby inviting you somewhere! Boom! You will get kidnapped and God knows what next! Stay away from people like that! Experience teaches and teaches fine! Sorry for the long epistle, I just deem it necessary. Cheers!
PoliticsRe: Court Nullifies APC Congresses In Rivers State, Says It Is Fraudulent by Swiftlee(m): 3:54pm On May 30, 2018
Integrity party and Integrity President! I thought everybody in that party is righteous, how come the fraud??!
PoliticsRe: $16bn Power Project Fund Was Shared – Orji Uzor Kalu by Swiftlee(m): 7:11am On May 28, 2018
Criminal points criminal!
CrimeRe: Man Attempts Suicide In Port Harcourt, Climbs High Tension, Gets Electocuted by Swiftlee(m): 7:06am On May 28, 2018
Na wao..country tire this guy sha..The rate of suicide in this mans adminstration is just too high! Depression everywhere.
HealthRe: New Born Baby Goes Missing In Kogi Hospital After Delivery (Photos) by Swiftlee(m): 6:58am On May 28, 2018
Buhari + Bello = Bad governance and lawlessness in Kogi state.
CrimeRe: Fulani Herdsmen Butchered A Farmer With Cutlass In A Serving Senator's Home by Swiftlee(m): 6:56am On May 28, 2018
This graphic! Buhari must go! His boys are getting stronger by the day!
PoliticsRe: Heavens Won’t Fall If Buhari Prosecutes Obasanjo Over $16bn Power Project –Sagay by Swiftlee(m): 6:54am On May 28, 2018
Heaven won't fall but Buhari will fall if he only sees OBJ as corrupt without prosecuting his friends in APC

SportsRe: See How Ladies Welcomed Atletico Madrid Players After Landing In Uyo. Photos by Swiftlee(m): 9:14pm On May 21, 2018
I don't trust that lady on the right!! Check well, you will see that one that is almost coming forward. She go just wan make Diegoa abi Costa marry her before dem comot undecided undecided
RomanceHow To Know A Virgin Girl From Her Facial Skin Signature. by Swiftlee(op): 12:07am On May 18, 2018
[quote author=qoute= ]HOW TO KNOW A VIRGIN GIRL FROM HER FACIAL SKIN SIGNATURE.
A Chinese scientist who base in the UK has published his claims in London Times magazine and Voice of London magazine too that his six years research has finally come out with an impressive result which has made it possible to recognize a virgin girl without having sex with her.
According to his claims during an interview which took place at London, UK on 13 April 2018, he can recognize a virgin from two poles away and he has publicly revealed the tricks to this awesome discovery on a live TV broadcast.
During a 30 minutes live interview on BBC which also was re-telecasted on CNN and other VIP world TVs like Channels TV, he has this to say through his interpreter:
"Against popular believe, sagged breasts doesn't really imply a lost virginity and torn hymen does not also mean virginity is lost. Pimples on the face is not an express way of knowing a virgin. The only way to know a virgin is this...
When a girl is coming from about 3 poles away, watch her direction of movement and tactically move to the left which would by impromptu make her move to the right and quietly walk beside her, then pass and go your way. Her virginity is not your business. Go and get your PVC.
We need you to vote and ensure The right people are voted into power.
GO GET YOUR PVC TODAY!!!...........[/quote]No wait, so you actually what?? You have spoil! Some even came here to see if they can goan use the tactics to marry Innocent girl when they have paddled other canoes! Mod help this ministry, abeg! The permanent site will help alleviate tension grin
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Swiftlee(m): 1:36pm On May 13, 2018
75C7JTY
CelebritiesRe: Rosemond Brown: "My Breasts Are Very Small Because I Was A Footballer" by Swiftlee(m): 6:57pm On May 07, 2018
Hai..it is the flatness not the smallness! Even if it is not big, my sister, it shouldn't be flat! Period! I dey vez
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Swiftlee(m): 10:40pm On May 02, 2018
Phi001:
41m? shocked shocked

Congrats to the winner.

I'm not sure that option will even reach weekend.

Bet9ja no wan broke.
Oga oo..abeg, shebi person no fit see this options in other bookies? As in, that can be combined like bet9ja.. man need port o
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Swiftlee(m): 10:34pm On May 02, 2018
This one someone cannot combine the market on 9jabet again, which other bookie person fit do am abeg..man need port go dia..this thing must land angry
PoliticsRe: Court Orders Kogi Government To Pay Civil Servant’s Salary by Swiftlee(m):
ennysuccess:
U are not better than a dog... Go get a life..... Oloshi
You have lost it! Ode!! Only if I knew I have been wasting my time on this ewu!
grin since morning! I give up!
PoliticsRe: Court Orders Kogi Government To Pay Civil Servant’s Salary by Swiftlee(m): 1:21pm On Apr 29, 2018
ennysuccess:
U are such a disgusting, irritating, annoying, unrepentant goat, I don't have time for glorified idioot like you.... Go and find your match SCUM
I thought you said you are an English scholar? You really need to learn how to direct your insults! Try and be adding "a" so you can always personalise it! Ode!! Nothing good can come out of any body who supports someone like Yaya Bello of Kogi state. You are talking about not having my time and your slow poked brain did not tell you not to quote me on my comments which does not concern you!! Anoufia!

PoliticsRe: Court Orders Kogi Government To Pay Civil Servant’s Salary by Swiftlee(m): 6:58am On Apr 29, 2018
ennysuccess:
After going through your rants and grammatical errors I conclude the fact that your brain has been flushed with hypo or something.... I can't argue with brainless f00l like u
Look at this demented hypocrite!! We are talking about your zenith stupidity and this hungry dunce want to start picking grammatical errors as if that will still give you a safe way of escape!? Anuofia! Professor of linguistics! I initially wanted to spare some time to give you a little of my attention because you quoted my comment. However, I discovered you are an unrepentant infant butt licker! Come and and defend Kogi Governor halfwitted idiat! Lol.. oya! grin

PoliticsRe: 2019: Kogi Youth Have Spoken, Fayose by Swiftlee(m): 9:01pm On Apr 28, 2018
Click like to recall Buhari
PoliticsRe: Court Orders Kogi Government To Pay Civil Servant’s Salary by Swiftlee(m): 9:34am On Apr 28, 2018
ennysuccess:
Stop spilling trash on social media.... Bello resumed normal duties since last week Monday.... Get a brain....
In March 2014 Bello wasn't the Governor.... Use ur brain
Look at this one!! Someone with a functional brain will not defend a demon such as Bello owing several months of salaries! I pity you! Hope you see what is happening to your people in government?? Accidents!? The prayers of those he has been starving is working! Remember, he could not go to FMC lokoja when he had accident last time, I mean when his driver knocked him down! because Specialist hospital was there but not functional because he does not pay the workers in that hospital! It will be shame on him to visit FMC when he has specialist in his state! He ran to Abuja to get first aide! See young man! The end is near for your mentor and paymaster!! You can reply and argue with your ancestor and also deny the fact that you and Bello will get every thing in full! Your punishments!
CelebritiesRe: Checkout This Adorable Photo Of Ebuka And Toolz by Swiftlee(m): 6:08pm On Apr 27, 2018
Nice photo! In Nigeria today! The trending issues are how to impeach Buhari. How Governor of Kogi state will remain on sick bed in Abuja because of cluelessness and bad governance!
PoliticsRe: Court Orders Kogi Government To Pay Civil Servant’s Salary by Swiftlee(m): 5:06pm On Apr 27, 2018
Nigerian court?? I want to let you know that Bello is Buhari's personal boy! Aso rock house boy! He is a criminal! I assure you, no one can force him! Bello is currently not in Kogi state because Kogi people prayed for him to die and he was knocked down by his own driver in a cause of spraying money to the crowd he impoverished in the state. You can verify my claim.. Bello is currently receiving treatment in Abuja, soon to be flown abroad. Kogi people are still praying it gets worse for him cos he is a heartless leader!

CelebritiesRe: Mayorkun Meets His Father as ‘Mayorkun’ & not ‘Mayowa’ After 2 Years - Picture by Swiftlee(m): 7:23pm On Apr 23, 2018
I dont understand this, I think am lazy

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