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Nairaland GeneralRe: Eyoniggar: You Are An I-d-i-o-t by switch411(m): 5:10pm On Feb 11, 2010
michelin89:
Shut up! Your president stole your money. Did you have the courage to write him letter to tell him how pathetic he was? NO! And you know why? Because you are a coward!

You are free to say anything around the forum, but be careful when you come to CULTURE! That is my territory! cool
Osanobua lao !!!! Just as expected, you really did not fail to diss[/b]apoint. cheesy  my crime? i pointed out a moderator should not be stooping as low as you have been doing [b]transforming herself into an instrument of Insult, flaming and being a rule breaker yur self how do you handle PMs from members who hit the REPORT TO THE MODERATOR botton to report people who just insulted them??   just for the records though your insults to me is more like comedy. it doesnt speak well of Nairaland (since your boss Seun/admin stated clearly that the rules be followed) and to think he made you a moderator to be a custodian of such rules which you love so much to break. PATETHIC BECOMES AN UNDERSTATEMENT in your case. Yes it is your territory (even Whores have territories in Brothels too - yu should have clearly defined Territory asien)[/b]you should be ashamed of your self as a moderator .


@ [b]Seun

   Be carefull what you say when you chat with some of your moderators (this Ishan Esan Girl in particular) you just might see it on CNN, BBC, NTA website some day . 




Ps
Nairaland GeneralRe: Possible Smf Forum Change? by switch411(m): 9:41am On Feb 11, 2010
?? Ignorance?! The version of SMF no matter how obsolete goes beyond what you see, it depends on what you personally do with the software you have.the matter of security and bugs can be taken care of without upgrading besides----------- carry this matter to webmaster section. cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: Eyoniggar: You Are An I-d-i-o-t by switch411(m): 8:39am On Feb 11, 2010
And to think  Moderator started this thread? broke all the rules of insult and flaming, posted a Chatlog that was supposed to be private?  no matter what the " stalker" did  shocked shocked      pathetic!!
WebmastersRe: Please Review My Websites (i Have Done A Few Upgrades) by switch411(m): 3:46pm On Feb 10, 2010
@DHTML
    Hey! i need your contact or email address, i need your help/advice on some things.   how do i reach you ?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Recruitment Into State Civil Service. Interview Questions? by switch411(op): 3:02pm On Feb 10, 2010
Ondo state is currently recruiting into various state ministries and they are at the level of interview. What kind of questions should someone expect from this kind of interview? involving recruitment by the sate government? any experienced person in the house?
WebmastersRe: Nairaland Disintegration by switch411(m): 8:38am On Feb 10, 2010
@ Poster
    Na im make you say Nairaland disintegrate? i am sure the quality and the standard has dropped but e never disintegrate. let sleeping dogs lie. no form of monopoly lasts for ever, other communities are coming up. let Seun run his shows the way he wants. at least you guys told him your mind. if he refuses then let him and Nairaland be.its a privately owned forum afterall. some of the things he did like Anti spam bot may have a positive effect like improve Nairaland Ranking. but he lacks the ability to explain things to his members without getting mad at them at least if he cant find a better alternative to the anti spam bot. let the average members understand how it works and the advantages both short and long term. but it all comes down to Maturity, PR skills, manner of approach and ability to carry people along without losing your head and telling them to go to hell.
    contrary to what seun insinuated on the YAWA issue.  Volunteers for moderator positions are not in a master/Boss -servant position with Seun they have a life outside NL     Finally   let sleeping Dogs lie-  when serious competition comes up from other sites Seun will sit up. SO LETS LEAVE THE MATTER!! Seun sucks, abi ? Nairaland sucks, Nigeria sucks , Life sucks POINT s TAKEN!! now let life go on --------------- wink

@ DHTML
  no mind them, they have Aje ke la na omo ku leni mentality  grin   

@dominique
  That was prepostrous.  it can not be DHTML
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by switch411(m): 12:07pm On Feb 09, 2010
latest gist:


Ashley Cole was caught for overspeeding in the UK driving @ 150km/hr, when asked why he was overspeeding he said he heard John Terry parked in front of his house, abeg shey den don turn terry to woman snasher nihuh Yes!! grin grin
WebmastersRe: Unban Yawa And Dhtml Part 2 (disclaimer) by switch411(m): 8:24am On Feb 09, 2010
@dhtml
   Nice one.  not everything must be in the rules though, but nice one still.  all is well that ends well.   
film don end be that. nope. lets say end of part 1.  Spam bot has taken over the web master section       since Yawa is still missing Don dhtml is waxing stronger. Don seun is still protecting his kingdom  . rightly so but in an encentric way."you can feed a baby but not the way you fuel your car"  use a feeding bottle not funnel!! but dont forget the mentality is still " my site , my rules"  we are in his house so lets all dine with him still  Long spoons recommended   grin grin


There will be a part two some day maybe with other set of actors  seun will always be seun. and i hope it ends well too.  the most important part is the peace  (that is after war sha) . PEACE!!  God bless !!
WebmastersRe: Unban Yawa And Dhtml Part 2 (disclaimer) by switch411(m): 3:21pm On Feb 08, 2010
i know seun ! but Who is this ?? huh    Oh!!  DHTML?? Baba ni yen!!  whats up man?   Am not a fan of seun's way of doing things in fact i am not his fan at all but then lets handle every thing in the spirit of maturity and peace.       Seun wants to give a dog a bad name so we can hang it.      the boy can lie------but let sleeping dogs lie   ok?  cheesy  let there be peace so that everybody will be happy.


as per YAWA forget Yawa, she too like seun sef B4, but its preposterous for seun to say she wants to lure people to that mumu dot ning site . a whole web master? lure ke ? na slave trade?
meanwhile am fully on your website full force!! i have lots of things to learn o!! many things!! i know you as one of the greatest guru s on the net.






by the way   Can you help clone Y'adua or better still  Fashola  ?  grin grin
CareerRe: Recruitment Into Federal Ministries And Salary Structure. by switch411(op): 12:52pm On Feb 08, 2010
exponent22:
Well, I have no idea becos I am not a civil servant. I am an internet business man. I run and site called www.ictsolutionstech.com you can check my site and see some useful information that will make you become rich without putting your hands in 419 or yahoo run. but before that go to my blog http://big-dreamblog..com to read about my dreams before.
i already have enough information on making money on the internet, and even if i need more i know where to get info. besides this thread is not about your blog. its about something serious. go find other ways to promote your blog. and in between - i have been bloging for 5 years . not some free .

@ topic Hi guys,
When and what is the procedure for recruitment into federal ministry? and what part does federal civil service play in this? any interviews? tests? and what is the salary structure for federal civil servants from level 08 upwards?
Jobs/VacanciesRecruitment Into State Civil Service. Interview Questions? by switch411(op): 12:27pm On Feb 08, 2010
Ondo state is currently recruiting into various state ministries and they are at the level of interview. What kind of questions should someone expect from this kind of interview? involving recruitment by the sate government? any experienced person in the house?
CareerRecruitment Into Federal Ministries And Salary Structure. by switch411(op): 12:18pm On Feb 08, 2010
Hi guys,
When and what is the procedure for recruitment into federal ministry? and what part does federal civil service play in this? any interviews? tests? and what is the salary structure for federal civil servants from level 08 upwards?
SportsRe: Korea Republic Vs Nigeria U-17: [1 - 3] by switch411(m): 11:29pm On Nov 09, 2009
zamzekx:
hope they continue in this spirit to show us how much difference there is between them and the super "chicks"
Yes. spain will be a tough one- says the bookmakers. but they will go down easier than Korea. Nigeria for life.


@damola1
  You are welcome my man!! cheesy cheesy Tiket is availaget if you get to the stadium on time. say 30 min bfore (since i dont know the fan turn up situation in Lagos!! cheers man. Up eaglets!! grin grin





when time reach to talk other issues we go talk am, no be for here!! all these small children needs parental guide on the net cheesy cheesy cheesy

Dat mumu shag mite cyber cafe ticket don finish!! grin grin grin  i ready for am till day break b4.
SportsRe: Korea Republic Vs Nigeria U-17: [1 - 3] by switch411(m): 11:14pm On Nov 09, 2009
YEs o.!! shey you are one of the Directors?? grin grin i go act o. i wan to do o. shey me with Girl go do HULU HULU HULU for the Movie?? ehn?? see your mouth likefowl nyansh!! grin grin grin  i know say you must talk rubbish. na your way. intellectuals use facts and logic. yes . and theyare also aware that there is one thing called off topic. you put S in stupidity. but what makes it unique is your imbecility and idiocy is funny. your matter be like BABA SUWE, ALUWE, MR BEAN,Frank Spencer Some mothers do have them of Nairaland   grin grin grin grin  Too much talent. keep it up!!  cheesy

@damola1
  Usaualy the stadium is your best bet!!
SportsRe: Korea Republic Vs Nigeria U-17: [1 - 3] by switch411(m): 11:03pm On Nov 09, 2009
@Sagamite
 yes you have educated me on how to unseatle, imbeciles, challenge anything they say and they will get defensive like Taribo. you are so funny, very funny. though the bad part is i am wrong to take on the a less priviledged,mentaly challenged person like you. That is discrimination. grin grin grin




so sorry for that ehn? pele. there is room for improvement. you will get there someday. at least you go wan nearly be better person. and like FBS (who is Human said) have a nice day!! grin grin grin hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!     Okoro na 50 years!!! we don hear so tay you now sound like a broken record!!. go call police!! grin grin grin  MR OFF TOPIC  . go create your own topic.   this thread was for live score and game analysis.



Good day!! Mr comedian!! very funny guy!! all your posts be like comedy. get serious men HAHAHAHAHA!! grin grin grin
SportsRe: Korea Republic Vs Nigeria U-17: [1 - 3] by switch411(m): 10:53pm On Nov 09, 2009
@ shagmite
   This thread is for LIVESCORE!!   anything else na OFF TOPIC!! Na for hia you wan come show patrotism like Totoise? abi? this thread is for Live score. No be for age debate. if you want to start yourage atter, go and create a thread for it. grin grin grin    as long as you are more retarded. Am cool!! cool

with this way you are going, you are likely to end up like----em---Judas!! grin grin  

you even dey qoute wiki for me. see see, see seee, dey quote becomrich grin grin    your post and your dumb offtopic distractions speaks for its self.  What is switch to you. i normally dont engage in direct contact or exchage of words with idiots, but you are worse than one, words fail me to qualify your folly. grin grin but for the comedy and fun your post gives me.   grin grin   laff wan kill me for hia, you are so daft- it is ridiculously funnyyyyyyy grin grin  and to think YOU EVEN WENT TO GOOGLE RETARDATION!! keep it up man. youare so foolishly funny. you be big joke.  oya talk again. coconut head!! grin cheesy cheesy
This is fun!! cheesy won fie sere, on dahun-, Obo!! grin grin grin
SportsRe: Korea Republic Vs Nigeria U-17: [1 - 3] by switch411(m): 10:42pm On Nov 09, 2009
Sagamite:
As long as you keep on admitting your retardation, I am cool.
What is RETARDATION? is it English, German or French?  Oghene Jesus grin grin grin you no go kill person with Laff for internet  grin grin grin      Ok!! and as long as you are worse than me- i am Cool.  e don tay wey i follow mumu talk reach like this for internet. cant you at least pretend to be inteligent? grin grin    retardation ko retardgnant ni? olodo!! book you no know, sense you no get. English you no sabi. your matter wan resemble cliford Oji own. only that clifford is a celebrity and you are just a non compos mentis. grin grin cheesy
SportsRe: Korea Republic Vs Nigeria U-17: [1 - 3] by switch411(m): 10:32pm On Nov 09, 2009
Sagamite:
No wonder your brain smells.
Yes  my brain smells. and you can percive it through your computer right?? grin grin grin  Jesus wept!!
 Is it some kind of Mental condition? delusion ? your own brain actualy activated your sense of smell that you can actually percive somebody's brain first thru the skull, then thru the sixteeth century PC you are using.  grin grin now every body knows who is a slowpoke. your mumu no get part two!! grin grin Odoyo!! thanks for making my day!! grin grin laff wan kill me for hia.

YOUR AGE CAMPAIGN IS OFF TOPIC!! go start a thread if e dey pain you. and it must come with reason and proof. grin grin
SportsRe: Korea Republic Vs Nigeria U-17: [1 - 3] by switch411(m): 10:22pm On Nov 09, 2009
@shag mite
   slowpoke abi wetin you call switch??  O boy ask chelsea fans- i am worse than a slowpoke!! i am an slowpoke whose level of stupidity is colosal.     but to think you are worse than me.  makes you what?

i blame you? i dey forum , you sef dey forum, why you no go dey pretend say you be human being. water wey dem take wash yansh na waste of time- because yansh na yansh and it must to smell.
SportsRe: Korea Republic Vs Nigeria U-17: [1 - 3] by switch411(m): 10:12pm On Nov 09, 2009
FBS:
Em. . .let's see. . .Okoro is 40, Chukwudi is 36 and the average age in that team is 32!

Do you all feel better now?

Damn its irritating when some holier than thou homo erectus come here and spew nonsense. Heck, you guys are enemies of progress. It's easy to sit behind your laptop and complain about everything and anything.
Get your ass up and DO something about it.  Write to FIFA, NFF, NBA, UEFA, WHO, UNICEF. . . (did I miss any  group out)?

You people have forgotten that it is easy to parade 30 year old players in a competition for U-17 and still fail.

What attracted me to this competition aside the fact that Nigeria is the HOST is the WILL these boys are showing. They run for every ball. They are playing with passion, grit and above ALL getting the necessary result. What else do you want?

Heck, if I were you, I will take this matter to the very top and any thing short of that will be considered an act of cowardice.
Spot on!! am with you on this one!!    thaey can as well write to CBN and EFCC tell Google about it. make custom T-shirts, distribute hand bills. point is most who are typing the rubbish do so for lack of something better to say. idiots and shediots grin  Eaglets for life!!


@ Shag mite

There is time for everything!! age matter no be for this thread. if you wan discuss age. go start thread for your age campaign. dont you think you can do that after the tourney, and with proof too. there are ways to intelligently put things without sounding like bad belle whinchy wey wan come throw way soup.
SportsRe: Korea Republic Vs Nigeria U-17: [1 - 3] by switch411(m): 9:45pm On Nov 09, 2009
Eaglets for life. i no send wetin bad belle people dey talk. thay can BURN in HELL for all i care. i love this eaglets.
SportsRe: Korea Republic Vs Nigeria U-17: [1 - 3] by switch411(m): 8:40pm On Nov 09, 2009
@ cristals
  wont you change the scores, na still 1-1 for nairaland livescore. huh
SportsRe: Korea Republic Vs Nigeria U-17: [1 - 3] by switch411(m): 8:35pm On Nov 09, 2009
Cristalz:
Not every ref with a bald head is Ovrebo.

It's Howard Webb.
it looks like fish, moves like a fish, tastes like a fish, it must be a fish even if it has feathers!! at least the bald head brings back good memories.






i staked 1 $ on korea @ odd 51       if una lose , my jackpot  go conpensate me!! grin grin grin if una win the win will conpensate for the insignificant dollar!! grin grin
SportsRe: Korea Republic Vs Nigeria U-17: [1 - 3] by switch411(m): 8:28pm On Nov 09, 2009
is that cardinal Tom Henning Ovrebo i mean   SAINT Tom Henning Ovrebo ?? at the center? wow   God bless the best ref in the universe!! grin grin tormentor of the blue demons!!
WebmastersRe: Why And How To Remove Google Restricting My Website. by switch411(m): 5:24pm On Nov 09, 2009
@ post
Ask Google!!
Use their Support forum.

Alternative
Tell Google to go to hell like john chow did for 3 years buton a second thought dont do that- you are not john chow!! grin grin find out the reason, et rid of it, then file your appeal.
WebmastersRe: I want to Sell my Website by switch411(m): 2:17pm On Nov 09, 2009
@ dual
Yes. man gat to go. i have a young forum of my own to grow. so gtg man.
WebmastersRe: I want to Sell my Website by switch411(m): 1:45pm On Nov 09, 2009
@Dualcore
    Na me and you o!! grin grin grin  it is the two both of we!! grin grin whether na jew or arab.

meanwhile check this out

http://web.archive.org/web/20050525023838/http://www.nairaland.com/
WebmastersRe: Posting Rights by switch411(m): 1:36pm On Nov 09, 2009
@poster
# IT is not only when you refer to a link or another site.my posts has been  hidden more than four times today. with no link or website. The anti-spam bot has simply gone mad!! oh sorry. it has always been insane anyway. no be today. na who send cat after rat i blame. . so poster what is banning you is not human, but a useless Robot that is indiscriminately assualting users and spam bots alike. Like the cure for headache is cutting the head off!!
WebmastersRe: I want to Sell my Website by switch411(m): 1:20pm On Nov 09, 2009
@ Dualcore
     Seun loves the anti-spam bot too much, he tried using a software to post on the home page automatically, it failed him- because the thing started putting too much 'useless topics' i dont know why he is sticking with this one. he says it helps NL ranking. cant a Human do it better?  or the guy wan find time look for woman? wife? grin grin
WebmastersRe: I want to Sell my Website by switch411(m): 1:03pm On Nov 09, 2009
@Dual Core
you mean ANTI- spam bot? That thing is so whacked and i tell you it is doing more harm than good on the forum. artificial un-intelligence at its best!! getting people banned for nothing.

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