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PoliticsRe: Visit To Yar’adua Is Personal –oyedepo by switch411(m): 2:33pm On Apr 07, 2010
There is nothing wrong at all with the interview bishop oyedepo had, haters will always say something no matter what. all is cool jare. Those criticizing are worse than Devils and are lost inside, they specialize in name calling on the internet , they are frustrated and sick.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Arsenal Fc [4 - 1]On Tue 6th April 2010 by switch411(m): 7:23pm On Apr 06, 2010
arsenal qualifies!!   amen!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Arsenal Fc [4 - 1]On Tue 6th April 2010 by switch411(m): 6:54pm On Apr 06, 2010
~Borat~:
Jeez can we pause this thread till game starts?
This gaynner rants is killing me!
Thought it was the other way round!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Arsenal Fc [4 - 1]On Tue 6th April 2010 by switch411(m): 6:38pm On Apr 06, 2010
Wenger is backing his players to maintain an Easter tradition with their very own 'resurrection' in the Nou Camp tonight.

Arsenal have been written off in most quarters since they drew 2-2 with Barcelona in the first leg of their Champions League Quarter-Final. Barcelona were hugely impressive at Emirates Stadium and injuries to Cesc Fabregas, Andrey Arshavin, William Gallas and Alex Song have only lengthened Arsenal's odds ahead of the second leg.

But Wenger's team have defied the odds on numerous occasions this season. They have bridged 11-point and nine-point gaps to stay in the race for the Premier League title, rescued plenty of points with late goals and fought back from a two-goal deficit against Barcelona last week. Now Wenger believes his players can lift themselves once more at the home of the European champions.

"The players have come back from the dead once and can do it again," said Wenger. "They know they escaped being out of the competition and we have a chance we have to take tomorrow. It's Easter you know, a time of resurrection. That's what we want to do tomorrow night.

"The late come-backs this season show that this team has character. We've shown that consistently throughout the season. We were written off before the season started, but there are five games to go in the Premier League and we are still in there.

"In the Champions League it's the same. People have written us off, but we're halfway through and will give a good game to Barcelona." AMEN!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Arsenal Fc [4 - 1]On Tue 6th April 2010 by switch411(m): 6:22pm On Apr 06, 2010
Gunnaz007:
The Gunners Artillery Battalion have shifted base and are camped near camp nou to FIRE THEIR FINAL SALVO against d enemy base!!

When d Troops move into camp nou in an hour thirty minutes' time, they will leave many hearts of d residents broken and devastated tonite as d unexpected is gonna happen wink wink wink wink

See you at camp nou wink wink wink cool

RECALL THE ANNOINTED SEER OF THE ARSENAL SAID IT WHEN IT HAPPENS cool cool cool
grin grin grin grin AMEN IJN!! GOD be with Arsenal

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Arsenal Fc [4 - 1]On Tue 6th April 2010 by switch411(m): 6:00pm On Apr 06, 2010
BY FIRE BY FORCE!! ARSENAL WILL QUALIFY!! Arsenal will prevail !! all eyes shall see them. The God of soccer will favour them, it doesnt matter how many times Barcelona hits the bar or have the possession a man from Arsenal shall play the game of his life score WELLA like Arshavin did against Liverpool and the EPL side shall qualify . IJN. Amen!!


Let the children come to the lord and he shall give them victory even in the enemy territory. Amen

PoliticsRe: Police Are Arresting People Wearing A Fashion Brand Inscribed "police" T-shirt by switch411(m): 5:41pm On Apr 06, 2010
@ posters
please, how do i get those T-shirts with police boldly written on ithuh please house i need it badly. i will happily wear it to the police station!! grin grin Any police wey wan lose im job make he talk rubbish. buncha twats
PoliticsRe: Police Are Arresting People Wearing A Fashion Brand Inscribed "police" T-shirt by switch411(m): 4:21pm On Apr 06, 2010
Ikengawo:
[size=15pt]

Armed Forces Act

Chapter A20

(Decree No 105 of 1993)

Laws of the Federation of Nigeria
[/size]


http://www.nigeria-law.org/Armed%20Forces%20Act.htm


I'll post all the specific sections prohibting it when im doing with homework and working, but lol i always win cause everything i say is backed by facts and proof and you ppl just speculate and exaggerate.
First i guess we were talking about the Nigerian POlice, you move to bring in the above mentioned Statutory authority will eventualy bring out your ignorance. for the avoidance of doubt i am a British and nigerian trained attorney. so please teach me what i dont know about IMPERSONATION!!  bring out the relevant section(s) NOW!!
PoliticsRe: Police Are Arresting People Wearing A Fashion Brand Inscribed "police" T-shirt by switch411(m): 3:39pm On Apr 06, 2010
Ikengawo:
nah douche bag, fact 1. [size=20pt] is it is against the law to wear anything indicating you are policy or military in the federal republic of Nigeria if you are not police or military. [/size]
Please mister, quote the exact law you are refering to and state how  wearing a designer T-shirt that does not carry NPF and NOT police or military uniform  affects the Nigerian police uniform or impersonation. bearing that Nothing shall be classified as a criminal offence except it is in written form. PLEASE WHAT LAW ARE YOU REFERING TO?? answer now or for ever remain silent!!!!





NB
 People wear, Designer  gears/wears that carries Police, US ARMY in developed countries where there are laws against impersonation  but you UNEDUCATED and UN ENLIGHTENED POLICE daftts in Nigeria are just too dumbb to know the difference between inpersonation and harmless inscription on the shirt
PoliticsRe: Police Are Arresting People Wearing A Fashion Brand Inscribed "police" T-shirt by switch411(m): 1:38pm On Apr 06, 2010
Insert Quote
@ poster
The Nigerian Police has no right to arrest you and you can infact press charges for false imprisonment ,police brutality and illegal arrest. if you are interested in doing this contact me. i will offer you free representation!! In the civilised world shirts carry 'ARMY' USARMY 'Police' as brand names with no stress. contact me if you want a redress. contact me if you want to enforce your right. mail akinomoakin247@gmail.com its pro bono (FREE)

PoliticsRe: Police Are Arresting People Wearing A Fashion Brand Inscribed "police" T-shirt by switch411(m): 1:32pm On Apr 06, 2010
@ poster
   The Nigerian Police has no right to arrest you and you can infact press charges for false imprisonment ,police brutality and illegal arrest. if you are interested in doing this contact me. i will offer you free representation!! In the civilised world shirts carry 'ARMY'   USARMY   'Police'  as brand names with no stress. contact me if you want a redress.



NB

 infact i intend to go and buy those type of T-shirts ans start wearing (set traps for mumu Nigerian police) make dem come lose their job. last two weeks i took on 3 MOPOLS and they ran away eventually. so i doubt if they will even have the liver to arrest me in the first place. i sympathise with NIgeria.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United (4) Vs Bayern Munich (4) Live From Old Trafford, 7th April, 7:45pm by switch411(m): 12:37pm On Apr 06, 2010
MANCHESTER UNITED IS OUT OF THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!! already!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Arsenal Fc [4 - 1]On Tue 6th April 2010 by switch411(m): 12:31pm On Apr 06, 2010
Nothing is impossible!! Arsenal came back from two goals down to level up at the Emirate, They sure can score. more than one goal against the great Barcelona.
lets enjoy the game!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Etisalat Sim Reg. Officers Calling? by switch411(m): 8:55am On Apr 06, 2010
They started calling people long long long time ago!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal vs Barcelona [2 - 2]on Wed, 31st; 7.45pm by switch411(m): 6:39am On Apr 01, 2010
NICE game !! Arsenal was impressive by putting themeselve together and equalising when people thought it was over, now they can still fight another day. take it or leave it. there is hope!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Champions League Debate: If Wayne Rooney Is Injured, Are Bayern Munich Favourite by switch411(m): 5:47pm On Mar 31, 2010
nice write up. unfortunately man united fans are forming ignorant. dem go see fire.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (In Arsenal We Trust) by switch411(m): 5:39pm On Mar 31, 2010
May almighty God be with the gunners!! God luck
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal vs Barcelona [2 - 2]on Wed, 31st; 7.45pm by switch411(m): 5:28pm On Mar 31, 2010
otokx:
May the better team win.
The better team does not always win. The gods are wise. let the children rise today above the opposition!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Fans Thread. by switch411(m): 4:51pm On Mar 31, 2010
Parable of DR SWITCH he has hear let him hear!!


my first wife (Arsenal) dey prepare to fight my second wife( Barcelona) the first one sabi cook food pass the second but she vever born for the past five years though she sabi do for Bed too. the second one can sabi Bed room matter well ,well and she dey born many pikin (trouphy)for me who i go follow today?? i know say all my in-laws like eyoNiggar, Khanye ,RuuDie fit vex but today o, na food i want Egusi and pounded yam at the EMIRATE. i am for food only tonite.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by switch411(m): 4:45pm On Mar 31, 2010
Chelsea player will sure injure manchester united, WIN or LOSS for united this energy sapping encounter with chelsea will render man united impotent against a machine like business oriented Bayern!! united should make do with the worthnothing cup carling cup.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal vs Barcelona [2 - 2]on Wed, 31st; 7.45pm by switch411(m): 4:33pm On Mar 31, 2010
Parable of DR SWITCH he has hear let him hear!!


my first wife (Arsenal) dey prepare to fight my second wife( Barcelona) the first one sabi cook food pass the second but she vever born for the past five years though she sabi do for Bed too. the second one can sabi Bed room matter well ,well and she dey born many pikin (trouphy)for me who i go follow today?? i know say all my in-laws like eyoNiggar, Khanye fit vex but today o, na food i want Egusi and pounded yam at the EMIRATE. i am for food only tonite. grin grin


and the lord said let the children come unto me, for they shall inherit the silver ware. oh lord of foot ball bring the laws of averages to favor your children shame those who clainm to be the [i]messi[/i]ah Amen!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal vs Barcelona [2 - 2]on Wed, 31st; 7.45pm by switch411(m): 4:27pm On Mar 31, 2010
Parable of DR SWITCH he has hear let him hear!!


my first wife (Arsenal) dey prepare to fight my second wife( Barcelona) the first one sabi cook food pass the second the second one can sabi Bed room matter well well and she dey born many pikin (trouphy)for me who i go follow today?? i know say all my in-laws like e[b]yoNiggar[/b], Khanye grin fit vex but today i go na food i want Egusi and ponded yam at the EMIRATE.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by switch411(m): 4:14pm On Mar 31, 2010
Mr_TA:
You also need to be reminded this is Manchester united not Chelsea.
sum total it is the team sprit on the day that matters, any thing can happen. not so? mean while it is manchester united who needs to win!!


and to tell you your opinion hardly affects outcome i shall quote
Re: Bayern Munich Vs Man Utd On Tues. 30th, March At 7:45pm Nig Time.
« #66 on: Yesterday at 07:15:28 PM »

~Sauron~ said
A draw?
United have won their last SIX UCL games. . . . .they haven't lost a UCL game away from home since 2007.
This is surely a stroll in the park for us.
Even Bayern fans have given up on this tie.

SWITCH SAYS

Did this statement in anyway affect the two goals Baten scored?? NO!! Neither will it affect or prevent any old trafford tragedy. it only takes a below par perfomance by one or two united players and a few after thought excuses. end of story.

@tkb417
your opinion will in no was make united qualify. by wednesday all your Roma story will end just like the Man united hasnt lost away at UCL since 2007 story. The devil is a liar!!

@ all

1. I like manchester united but its a pity the Devil shall fall before The most holy hour On wednesday next week. may the lord of football have mercy on their souls next season. Amen.2. Behold I see satan fall like lightning acrooss the ancient trafford.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by switch411(m): 12:25pm On Mar 31, 2010
Mr_TA:
You also need to be reminded this is Manchester united not Chelsea.
sum total it is the team sprit on the day that matters, any thing can happen.  not so?  mean while it is manchester united who needs to win!!


and to tell you your opinion hardly affects outcome  i shall quote  
Re: Bayern Munich Vs Man Utd On Tues. 30th, March At 7:45pm Nig Time.
« #66 on: Yesterday at 07:15:28 PM »

~Sauron~
A draw?
United have won their last SIX UCL games. . . . .they haven't lost a UCL game away from home since 2007.
This is surely a stroll in the park for us.
Even Bayern fans have given up on this tie.

    Did this statement in anyway affect the two goals Baten scored?? NO!! Neither will it affect or prevent any old trafford tragedy. it only takes a below par perfomance by one or two united players and a few after thought excuses. end of story.

@tkb417
your opinion will in no was make united qualify. by wednesday all your Roma story will end just like the Man united hasnt lost away at UCL since 2007 story. The devil is a liar!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by switch411(m): 11:35am On Mar 31, 2010
tkb417:
Just read the match thread
so people actually think we are out cos of a 2-1 loss shocked shocked shocked

i tot we lost to Roma 2-1 and supplied 7 goals in the return leg

we shall see
people also thought Chelsea will come back after losing 1-2 at inter. grin grin but the away goal did not count after all everyday is not christmas Bayern is not Roma. grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal vs Barcelona [2 - 2]on Wed, 31st; 7.45pm by switch411(m): 10:52am On Mar 31, 2010
big father:
Wenger: Messi is from another planet!

ARSENE Wenger knows Arsenal face a monumental task trying to stop Barcelona superstar Leo Messi.

And he freely admits: "He is on another planet."

The Argentinian World Player of the Year, 22, poses a monstrous threat to the Gunners' Champions League dream.

European Champions Barca come to the Emirates today with Messi in explosive form ahead of the quarter-final.

And Wenger readily reveals he is in awe of the Argentina genius.

He said: "You go to football to watch players like Messi. What he does is so beautiful it becomes art. What he does at his age, has never been seen before. To take the ball in the middle of the pitch and go score goals like he was in the school playground, it is just incredible.

"I was thinking a couple of years ago he couldn't go any higher but I am conscious that today, he's on another planet."

Messi was crowned European and World Player of the Year after leading Barcelona to an historic Treble last year.

He banged in 38 goals, including the clincher in the 2-0 Champions League final triumph over holders Manchester United in Rome.

This year he is again favourite to retain the World Player of the Year title - with United's Wayne Rooney his main rival.

Messi already has 32 goals this term, including back-to-back La Liga hat-tricks and a Champions League brace against Stuttgart in recent weeks.

And he fired the winner in the final of the Club World Championship against Estudiantes.

sunnews.co.uk .
@ big father

I was one of the few that gave Bayern the chance and it happened!! if statistics and form isnt important . why did you post that. dont look for its two post above you hypocrite.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal vs Barcelona [2 - 2]on Wed, 31st; 7.45pm by switch411(m): 10:38am On Mar 31, 2010
2.25 – The Gunners’ average goals per game in Europe this season. More than any other side - including Barcelona, who have notched up only a measly average of 1.5 goals per game.

18 – The number of goals scored by Arsenal in the Champions League so far this season. They are the tournament’s joint top scorers

5 – The number of assists by Andrey Arshavin in this year’s Champions League – more than by any other player in the tournament.

67 – The number of shots on target by the Gunners. That's more than any other Champions League club; Barcelona are third with 59.



If the north London side can maintain these impressive stats over the next two legs then those willing to bet on the red could come up winners – just like Cesc Fabregas & Co.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by switch411(m): 9:58am On Mar 31, 2010
Some blind guys keep hammering on one sided example of a 2-1 first leg meet. Arsenal -Porto.
Have you thought of what inter milan did to chelsea? of what use is one away goal (against two) if like chelsea you cant score or like fiorentina you win 3-2 (in the return leg) but fail to qualify on away goal rule.
in this Bayern case

0-0 , score draw and even losing 3-2 QUALIFIES Barern and eliminate Manchester united!! and with the way the germans played yesterday if the bench does it work very well you cant stop them from scoring at old trafford. it remains a 60- 40 % chance in favour of Bayern!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Man Utd [2-1] On Tues. 30th, March 2010 by switch411(m): 9:41am On Mar 31, 2010
THEY CAN BEAT MAN UNITED AT HOME!! why quote only Arsenal porto, why not chelsea inter? tongue tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal vs Barcelona [2 - 2]on Wed, 31st; 7.45pm by switch411(m): 12:12am On Mar 31, 2010
Na wa o!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Man Utd [2-1] On Tues. 30th, March 2010 by switch411(m): 12:03am On Mar 31, 2010
INTER 2  Chelsea 1
  Chelsea 0    Inter    1


Bayern 2 Man united 1

Man united 3   bayern 2       grin grin      Man united is going out!!
CareerRe: Bad Experiences You Encounter Within Your Office. by switch411(m): 8:54am On Mar 29, 2010
None!! before i Formed my own company and became the CEO of my own firm, i never had any stress at work, trust the 48 49 laws of power obeyed to the letter!!

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