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@ nateevs & FBS

   chelsea mess up so tay una dey quarrel put dey take style dey insult una self ehn?? Interesting  but FBS wetin come concern mamagee for inside na?? Is she now synonymous with uninteligent analysis?? Na she talk say make Drogba no score or  is she responsible in anyway for chelsea's catastrophic inability to perform ?? She is probably some where thinking about a brighter color 4 her posts 2 make it more noticeable,so seun can make her a moderator,una dey here dey put her name for the topic "WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR CHELSEA'S FAILURE" insead of bracing your selves for no-distant future gargantuan calamity about to befall chelsea fc. Shioor

And Toress will soon be kicked out of champion league this season and will soon realise he wont be playing in next year champions league because chelsea wont make the top 4. Soön it will be "TORRES unhappy to be dumped out of champions league again cries like never before" chelsea is a waste!

@190 you said u have resigned from chelsea and therefore clubless so how come they are still "your team" please stay off cheap drugs. Stay-put in the sexuality section NOT HERE. Lol. Chelsea should fall tonight by a least 2 or 3 goal margin. Chelsea must fall

Chelsea is as good as dead. We await the final burial. The team is finished & deserves sympathy. By 8 45 pm today undertakers from danish capital Copenhagen will try put 3 more nails in chelsea's coffin. Chelsea is finished.

delegiwa:
@Switch47, ol boy free these guys na. Dem never suffer enough? Premiership - out! Carling - For where? FA cup - who dash them? Now you are wishing they crash out of the only thing they are still in contention for. Are u from Obi Akpor (a.k.a Obi kporo nku)?

Abeg, make Chelsea beat Copenhagen, make my best friend no hang this evening. Up Chelsea

hehehhehehehehe        No mind the guy, im talk say dissing chelsea over 3 years no make me move forward  like say im na my next door neighbor! if having less than 2500 posts on nairaland makes switch not progress in life  then the Moderators and guys that spends hours reeling out statistics (facts and figures) day in day out here are not only  standing still but on reverse gear    like say na me post pass for nairaland. the boy naive no be small.    ok         make i free chelsea abi??  not until they realise they are a fluke who only won something  (EPL) after 50 years because of heavy spending without which they are no better than CRAWLEY.
CHELSEA IS GOING DOWN TONIGHT!! please adive your friend not to watch the match if he is suicidal he can try playing pro-evolution soccer on Play station for a change because that is the only place chelsea can win.

VERDICT-   Fc Copenhagen all the way!!   CHELSEA WILL FALL!   3-0 !!


@FBS

  Will drogba play tonight?? he has been very dull lately. my regards to nateevs. hehehehehhehehe   prepare for more complaints and argument on the chelsea thread.  am so so enjoying every bit of the drama.   brace your selves    UCL elimination is as close as your PC screen.   Chelsea is falling tonight. 

arshy:
I have watched this Switch47 guy passionately hating on Chelsea for more than 3 years now, if the guy had applied the passion into something positive in his life I bet nobody can stand in his way to greatness. Unfortunately, he never see beyond hating Chelsea, and he remains on the same spot - posting their downfall every weekend while the boys keep making their millions and the club keep growing. Can u see life? The Secret of Masterminding is only reveal to few

@arshy
you are very funny,you have no idea of who is behind switch47, u don't know me!! I can't even finish listing what i have achieved since switch 47 was created. You are so naive to think posting on nairaland can make my companies/firms & business stand still. you talk about who u dont know. Well am not surprised.u are a chelsea fan!? Anyway ,as i was saying before the offtopic mosquito bite, chelsea is going down tonight, copenhagen fc all the way!! I hope it ends 3-0 against chelsea. CHELSEA WILL FALL TONIGHT!! CHELSEA cant survive this, Copenhagen is no pushover, you dont know them but i know they are good enough to beat chelsea 3-0
FC COPENHAGEN ALL THE WAYY!!

Chelsea will be traveling to the Danish capital to play FC Copenhagen Sports analysts says Chelsea is going there as favourites but we all know that Disaster looms for chelsea, a team on a free fall. hmmm Do you honestly think Chelsea can survive tomorow ?? I DONT THINK SO i am predicting a loss for chelsea and if Cpenhagen plays well it might end up as 3-0 !! against chelsea

20:45 FC Copenhagen ? - ? Chelsea

@akolawole haba!! Nateeve said that because he was probably aware of facts & statistics chelsea has only won 2 of their last 10(i think) shoot out. Nateeve is dull but i dönt think he is outrightly s.tupid. So its time to start pointing fingers and calling each other fake fans abi.na so e don bad reach? Anyway y'all are glory hunters. SHAME!! meanwhile start preparing the for more complaints tomorow.

Inter milan all the way!! Bayern munich going down. Everybody prepare for a mock party on the bayern thread.they are going down.

Fc Copenhagen all the way! Hopefuly they wont be lacking sharpness,i have been following their progress since the draws & i know they have been playing friendlies and hopefuly they will DISGRACE CHELSEA!! Fc copahagen 3 chelsea 0.

@post chelsea is currently on a free fall and i am sure they will not get a favourable result on tuesday. I pray copahegen will be at their very best because that is also a factor. But then what about copahegen 3 chelsea 0 chelsea is going down!

Who says chelsea is not moaning?? The chelsea thread has been turned into public complaint commission! What is happening on chelsea thread is worse than moaning! Infact a cöndolence register has been opened for chelsea! Chelsea is finished

Who cares if torres is human or ape.CHELSEA IS THE WORST CLUB IN EPL. The club is classless

nateevs:
I  fell off my chair. 

Epilepsy !!!! is a brain disorder involving repeated, spontaneous seizures of any type. Seizures ("fits," convulsions) are episodes of disturbed brain function that cause changes in attention or behavior. it can make someone all off a chair         sorry o!

rasputinn:
 

Kai see jubilation for Brisbane road because of the draw.E no easy jor,let them rejoice for now at least they have an opportunity to play footie at the majestic Emirates stadium for the first time in their lives  

hehehehehehehheehhee  all those  division 2 teams can sabi rejoice  o. did you not see crawly yeaterday  waving at the camera shouting MUMMY! Dad!! am on TV   two players fought for Rooney's shirt.  yeye leagues  if to say dem eliminate Arsenal or united  dem for   naked for stadium.  

[quote author=mr.official link=topic=607626.msg7769117#msg7769117 date=1298240442]Most especially from the guy switch47. He annoys me with his ranting on Chelsea.  [/quote]Wetin sef?? i beg ignore switch jare,  as per spyder[/b]man    na im sabi if he follow chelsea enter hell fire, me i go still dey talk dey go, the one i see and even the one wey i no see.  e even dey call football soccer sef, o[b]mo dem no talk say make crase person no enter farm o, but what will be his harvest be at the end of the season- the story of chelsea's life   


@ rasputinn

hehehhehehehehehhehehe i concur, you concur. to chelsea's fall ! ta lo loshi? iya la ya won!!

@ diggz how many times have you seen me resident on any particular thread as a so called "fan" oh yes i like arsenal and they still got more trophies more than chelsea, am also in love with barcelona of spain , the old lady of italy too,i am a fan of good football philosophy which chelsea the drowning team lacks even westham is better than chelsea fc. Chelsea sucks,chelsea stinks,chelsea is a big joke. And as for you- your attempt at insulting switch is like comedy. Thank 4 making my day. I don laugh tire. Some mothers do have them reloaded.

@hannie apologies to bluediva say wetin happen?? Even in d days when i still had her time and actually dissed her years ago i no apologise,now i only use simliey. Who she be?she get cutlass medicine? Happen sef?

@carlosvent well said !! Chelsea only won something (EPL )after 50 years because of roman's heavy spending. The team has no class,no philosophy,no tradition! The team was useless for 50 years b4 JM, but now like every quick fix solutions it does nöt last long and other Epl teams now know that chelsea is just an average team. Nothing special about the team. They may find themselves following the path of portmoth soon.chelsea is finished!

@OP the moment i said chelsea needs a cöndolence register on the chelsea-everton thread earlier today, i knew someone will get the inspiration to open such a thread- thanks to the first poster !! I hereby register my deep ,heart felt sympathy for chelsea. The management,the players,the true fans in Uk & the glory hunting fake fans here on nairaland, it is a pity that your chelsea an average team without history & class is a waste and is in the present state,and please take heart & brace your selves because the worst is yet to come.chelsea is being roasted on a slow fire dying a slow but painful death.oh! What a pity!

@uweh at least arsenal still got more trophy in their cabinet than chelsea & are still in all competition,did chelsea not wait for more than 50 years b4 JM gave them EPL title. Real madrid & chelsea should never ever be mentioned in the same sentence like comparing a laptop to a memory card!! Chelsea is a waste-get used to that!

@rasputinn bluediva comparing chelsea with arsenal? I saw that yesterday but chose to ignore.she sounded like a woman in labour bitterly blaiming her husband for her labour pain . Forgive her for she knows not what she was saying. The best we can do now open a condolense register for all chelsea fans. Chelsea is finished.

English FA Cup : All Time Table
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P W D L CS FtS F A GD Pt PPG
1 Manchester United 406 219 94 93 146 81 738 457 +281 751 1.85
2 Everton 397 213 78 106 141 72 716 444 +272 717 1.81
3 Arsenal 410 215 98 97 149 85 691 425 +266 743 1.81
4 Liverpool 400 209 91 100 168 102 655 379 +276 718 1.80
5 Chelsea 358 183 86 89 127 72 631 385 +246 635 1.77
6 Aston Villa 401 208 80 113 113 79 817 513 +304 704 1.76
7 Tottenham Hotspur 387 195 98 94 121 72 749 464 +285 683 1.76
8 Blackburn Rovers 384 187 84 113 123 82 723 454 +269 645 1.68
9 West Bromwich Albion 376 183 81 112 116 78 666 445 +221 630 1.68
10 Newcastle United 354 169 85 100 114 79 619 436 +183 592 1.67

common Arsenal is the best team in the world.

The misfortune continued into the penalty shoot-out.

'We do a lot of practice on the penalties and I think we had very good shooters for them - Lampard, Drogba, Anelka, Essien and Ashley Cole, they were the best.

'I decided who would take the penalties but Cole wanted to take one.In the sessions Anelka tried a lot to shoot the way he did and always scored and obviously penalties are a lottery.'

Extra-time followed by the disappointment of a cup exit were by no means ideal before an away Champions League game on Tuesday. There will then be a week before facing Manchester United at home in the league.

'We wanted to repeat our FA Cup success, it is a very important competition for us, but now we have to move forward and use these days to recover energy and prepare the next games,' said Ancelotti.

'It is not an easy moment because we have to play very important games but sometimes it is good to play tough games because you are more in focus, so we don't have be afraid to play against Copenhagen and Man United, it could be a good motivation.'

     WORDS OF Ancelotti.








Champions league SHOCKER!!! coming soon!!

   SWITCH 47 on WHY I HATE CHELSEA 




Ancelotti was reported in 'The Guardian' today as saying that he will never coach a non Champions League team.

Chelsea currently sit 5Th in the league. Is he putting a message out to the public on his intentions this summer if Chelsea finish outside the top 4 spots?

It is simple:

1. Chelsea was bought by Roman and installed Ranieri as coach. The Italian started building a formidable 'English' team. He bough Carlton Cole, Johnson, Scott Parker, J Cole, Wayne Bridge and had John Terry and Frank Lampard. He had a plan. The Russian was not satisfied with slow, steady, future-proof projects.

2. Italian was fired, a must-win-at-all-cost coach who has never known to last more than 3 years at any club [not a recipe for long time, steady, future-proof development] came in, bought big players and went about winning everything. Chelsea's fan base grew,  marketing went up, Global merchandising doubled, t[b]he club began rubbing shoulders with the big boys for the first time in 50 years.[/b] in Nigeria " the rant " my blood is blue" became normal especially among drug addicts and shot sighted educated illitrates, spare part dealers and bus conductors.

3. The must-win-at-all-costs coach was fired, like 14 billion coaches have come since then. No SINGLE player from the £30m academy made it into the 1st team. All the English players bar 2 were sold. The players grew older.meanwhile the Nairaland fans are still filling their thread with intelligent rubbish day in day out.

4.2011 rolls by, ALL the top coaches in the world have come to the Bridge and gone [The sensible, self respecting ones like Van Gaal etc stayed away], those players have grown even older. The decline has started and will continue as CHELSEA IS BOUND TO FINISH OUTSIDE THE TOP FOUR ACCORDING TO SWITCH 47 PROPHECY!

I told you about 3 years ago [or was it you I told?] that Chelsea's reign will not go beyond 4 years if some things are not put in place. Those things are yet to be in place. Little wonder why Chelsea is failing in this way,   and CHELSEA WILL SOON BE IN THEIR RIGHT PLACVE- A MIDDLE TABLE TEAM THAT WILL BE WITHOUT SILVERWARE FOR ANOPTHER 50 years!!



Next is the CHAMPIUONS LEAGUE SHOCKER!! coming on tuesday

only 5/6yrs ago u were an average team at best, all of a sudden now it is unheard of for u not 2 win?
Let me tell u,quick fixes only bring positive results in d short run and dats what u are seeing here.  Chelsea is just an ordinary team and their performance under JM was a fluke all because of hjeavy spending. it cant continue for ever every team in the premiership are aware now that chelsea is no better than shefield wednesday. an average team and any team can bewat chelsea home and away!  LETS SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO CHELSEA ON TUESDAY!! Champions league SHOCKER!!! coming soon!!


I pray it will take you guys another 50yrs to find another Messiah like Mourinho

@4llerbuntu the chelsea fans here are clueless. I have been with them for a while and i have come to how their minds work.they are a confused bunch of glory hunters they think chelsea is a team worth following,now that is error in reasoning in the first place because Chelsea is a joke!! Wait till tuesday and see what copahegen will do to the blues.

Crawly gave a good account of themselves.am sure they can beat a team like chelsea. Nice game.

@hannie go & check my posts on the barcelona thread. Even if Barcelona lost 10-0 i wont ever make jest of them because barca has got class,history,brand,and a solid football philosophy ,chelsea is a useless average club who has got only the "blood money" tactics which has now failed them!!

If chelsea likes hire neo of the matrix as goal keeper, voltron as defender, superman as striker,spider man as midfielder and FIFA president as manager.chelsea being a classless team will still mess up. Chelsea is dead ,chelsea stinks!

One united !!