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EducationRe: Juju Scare In LASU by switesthart(f): 12:11pm On Oct 27, 2015
Oboy.. Education don suffer
FashionRe: Meyiwa Omatsola, Winner Mr Universe Nigeria, 2015 by switesthart(f): 11:54am On Oct 27, 2015
Where flavour?

I thot he has this thing for pageants

Oh sorry! He's straight afterall



Okay..
Well sculpted body

He looks sterile tho

Maybe castrated ?

But the ojorbor is not just impressive

#shikena
CelebritiesRe: Drake Responds To Wizkid's Birthday Message. by switesthart(f):
Am I d only one that noticed a internet fraudstar tryin to reach out to drake too?

All dis yoloba yahoo boys no go stop to fall our hand

Ofe mmanu piips

Falling our hand since awo days
CelebritiesRe: Davido And Olamide Show Off Their Rolls-Royce by switesthart(f): 11:45am On Oct 27, 2015
Op.. Did poverty make you post this?
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Senate Continues Ministerial Screening - Live Update by switesthart(f): 11:33am On Oct 27, 2015
Ghen ghen

1st time ever .. Ministerial screening don pass 1 month.

Senate been forming busy while dogara dey share comittee ...

Zombie country

All dem nominees would come and blow grammar and when dey are given portfolios .. Dem go dey do thanksgiving up and down

Please .. Make una round up this screening make we know wetin dey happen next..

Shey baba don go collect jazz for india ?

Make we see as e dey go...

In other news ..
Just one month back.. Wike was given a new acronym ..
"Sleeping governor"

Tribunal and supreme court don clear sleep from him eyes ..

Oga wike .. The evil you did in min of education would definitely come back to haunt you ..
PoliticsRe: Buhari Leaves Nigeria For New Delhi, India (pics) by switesthart(f): 11:33am On Oct 27, 2015
Go well bros
Christianity EtcRe: Buhari’s Anti-corruption War, A Step In Right Direction —kumuyi by switesthart(f): 11:27am On Oct 27, 2015
go
CelebritiesRe: Basketmouth And MI "Who Said MI Is Short ?" - See Photo by switesthart(f): 7:12pm On Oct 26, 2015
Atmmachine:
Dry joke.
M.I can feed your family for 100 years.
Deranged fellow ..
See what poverty has done to you...
Your low self worth and esteem is quite rare .

You are the definition of low life

Scoundrel
CelebritiesRe: Basketmouth And MI "Who Said MI Is Short ?" - See Photo by switesthart(f): 8:51am On Oct 26, 2015
Anyone now knows y MI is called "chairman"?
This is it. Na ontop chair him stand so.

In 2005, MI had 2 failed suicide attempts

Reason being say .. Him hand nor reach D rope wen iceprince tie for fan make him use kpai.




Nigerians and vain things

So now na MI and BM .. Who shortpaSs be breaking news for naija on a monday morning ...


OP has got Diarrhoea of the Brain
CelebritiesRe: Photos From 2face Book Launch "A Very Good Bad Guy" by switesthart(f): 2:46pm On Oct 20, 2015
Naso
CelebritiesRe: Photos From 2face Book Launch "A Very Good Bad Guy" by switesthart(f):
2face has kept it real over the years

A VERY GOOD BAD GUY

Tuface might be abraham in so many ways . But he is also solomon in other ways .
Humble but wise?
So yeah .. A very badt sharp niccur would have been better .

But I go find d book read, I go like see wetin happen true true wen him and faze first jam for one okpo joint for benue ..



Sabi man.

CelebritiesRe: Uche Jombo Looks 16 In This Photo (adorable Photo) by switesthart(f): 11:27am On Oct 20, 2015
After dem go say aki and pawpaw na d only midgets for nollywood
..

16yr old wen dey like dis .. Na for passenger seat inside senator jeep we dey see dem
HealthRe: Faeces Take Over Premises Of Lagos General Hospital by switesthart(f): 10:11am On Oct 20, 2015
Ofe mmanu and dorti...na wah

A friend of mine who served in ibadan gave me a gist of how she was almost hit on d face by a flying shotput on her way to cds .. But for d strap of her snickers which was loose and as she bent to adjust it .. A black nylon bag flew past her just above her head..

Na so she for don get mary-kay shit as foundation dat morning ..

It is only an ofe mmanu dat would shiit, wipe arse with handkerchief, pocket d hanki and still use it to blow dem nose...

If ofe mmanu mess for hia eh..
Buhari go resign . #no-offence-intended
RomanceRe: See What Guy Did To Girl That Refused To Visit Him But Asked For MTN Card by switesthart(f): 9:49am On Oct 20, 2015
Your father is a guy..
Annapecky:
Guys can b very wicked cryGuys can b very wicked
RomanceRe: She Has No Paints On, Can U Imagine? by switesthart(f): 7:29pm On Oct 19, 2015
lurlah2014:
I understand people like u that only deals with other people's mistake and lose focus on their way of finding fame, well have fun quoting my mistakes
#hope you will find one on this one too
Heaven knows I found many more gbagauns here too but I would keep it to myself too..

He who has eyes, let him see..
I have seen my own.
CrimeRe: 80-year Old Woman Arrested In Edo For Selling Live Cartridges by switesthart(f): 5:18pm On Oct 19, 2015
And dats how me and my edo friend went to visit his grandmother 125yrs old

As we were walking inside d compound .. Mama waka comot from inside house with pump action .. Throway 3 times
Tuaai Tuaai Tuaai!!

As we comot from wia we run go hide .. He ask her
Zino: maale . Na wetin happen na

Granny: My pikin ..nor fear , d place been too dul .. I just want make area busy small

..
Anyways ..I have never visited edo state again
RomanceRe: She Has No Paints On, Can U Imagine? by switesthart(f): 5:16pm On Oct 19, 2015
lurlah2014:
i choose to use paints and not pant #ITS wasn't a mistake, thanks
In trying to defend a simple mistake
You have made a fool of yaself

If "paints" wasn't a mistake ... How about
#its wasn't a mistake

Iti bolibor
Mgbeke feeling funky
RomanceRe: She Has No Paints On, Can U Imagine? by switesthart(f): 5:10pm On Oct 19, 2015
OP .. I just checked your profile ... My sister .. You and dat gal resemble ...

Either. She's related to you or na you
Period!
HealthRe: Best Dental Clinic In Abuja. by switesthart(f): 8:42am On Sep 19, 2015
Hello @ makzeze, have you started the procedure, if yes, how is it going?

makzeze:
I hope to start month end.
HealthRe: Best Dental Clinic In Abuja. by switesthart(f): 2:53pm On Jul 07, 2015
Maybe mine is more complicated than yours, hence the price difference. My treatment would be in 2stages, the first is 950k wle d second stage is abt 450k and will take abt 24months to complete. Well am gld that ur fee is fair. Have you started the treatment?
Bestwishes.

makzeze:
I was also there to see Dr. Amy on that day. but the estimate you gave here is high. I was given an estimate of 650k for the invisalign.
HealthRe: Best Dental Clinic In Abuja. by switesthart(f): 6:37pm On Jun 29, 2015
makzeze:
no. do they have orthodontist
@makzeze, I went to see the orthodontist on d 12th of just. The procedure is very expensive. I just need to chill nd raise d money then I can go nd start d procedure.
Roughly 1.5m

Cheers
HealthRe: Best Dental Clinic In Abuja. by switesthart(f): 4:24pm On May 21, 2015
@makzeze, I just called them and the confirmed to me that the orthodontist comes every 6wks to see clients in abj and her next visit is june 12 but you need to visit there office to make an appointment b4 june 12. So hopefully, I will be going there nxt wk or there about.
I just thought I should let you know. There office is in Abia house by secretariat.
Consultation and assessment fee is 25k.
Abj no: 08073643895
Lag no: 07068828001
U can call dem to confirm.
Cheers.


makzeze:
where can I find a good dental clinic in Abuja to do invisalign treatment?

Thanks as you respond.
HealthRe: Best Dental Clinic In Abuja. by switesthart(f): 9:21am On May 13, 2015
Pls don't forget to keep me posted on any new development or update.

makzeze:
tnx
HealthRe: Best Dental Clinic In Abuja. by switesthart(f): 9:19am On May 13, 2015
Uw

makzeze:
tnx
HealthRe: Best Dental Clinic In Abuja. by switesthart(f): 6:51am On May 13, 2015
Smile360 dental clinic and dental choice

makzeze:
pls can you name the clinics.
HealthRe: Best Dental Clinic In Abuja. by switesthart(f): 6:19pm On May 12, 2015
I just went tru d net, nd saw abt 2 dental clinics dat do invisalign but dey r based in lag. I ask abt d estimated price but dey cldnt giv me an actual figure. But dia consultation fee is 15k. I want to see if I can work out anytin by d end of dis year.

makzeze:
i HAVE NOT. I am looking at going to Lagos to get it done. Orthodontist seem to be scarce in Abuja.
HealthRe: Best Dental Clinic In Abuja. by switesthart(f): 4:48pm On May 12, 2015
@makzeze, have u done the invisalign, cos I am considering it.

makzeze:
where can I find a good dental clinic in Abuja to do invisalign treatment?

Thanks as you respond.
EducationRe: Free Tuition University Guideline (ftug) For International Students by switesthart(f): 7:34pm On Apr 02, 2015
veronix:
My dear, if you are looking for scholarship, contact me and we will talk. You shld knw that schools hardly give scholarship and if they do, it will be an irrelevant course. Add me on whatsapp lets talk.
Wats ur no let me add u?
EducationRe: Free Tuition University Guideline (ftug) For International Students by switesthart(f): 8:22pm On Apr 01, 2015
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freetuitn:
It's a book that contains a list of foreign tuition free universities, 100% scholarships and application practicalities.
Pls does anybody have this book, pls help a sister!
TravelRe: General New Zealand Student Enquires by switesthart(f): 9:20pm On Feb 22, 2015
solomoncater:
Finally got the visa after 15 days.
Hi @ solomoncater, did u apply for ur NZ visa in naija or did u av to travel all d way to SA. Ur response will be appreciated. Cheers
TravelRe: Nigerian Trained Midwives Working Abroad by switesthart(op): 6:19am On Feb 22, 2015
switesthart:
Hello nairalanders, please is there any nigerian trained midwife who has successfully registered with any midwifery council of any developed country and is presently working in the said country. I tried for UK but it dint work out so I am considering newzealand or australia or any other developed country. Pls if you are a midwife or you know any midwife that has copleted the process, please share with a sister. Hope to get feedback from my nairaland family. Cheers.
Pls keep d info coming

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