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Car TalkRe: Ogun FRSC Rallies Residents To Embrace Cycling As Eco-friendly Transport Option by Switruth: 7:41am
This idiots state is burning and they're riding bicycles to finally end up in the bush. Mad people everywhere
EducationRe: Osun: Schools shut as bandits allegedly drop letter. Adeleke, Police react by Switruth: 8:03pm On Jun 02
Nnamdi Kanu warned everybody oh.

Mad people everywhere.
PoliticsRe: US Congress' Resolution On Nnamdi Kanu Urges Fair Trial by Switruth: 6:55pm On Jun 02
FSBoperator:
In short, they said nothing.
Keep misbehaving all over this place. You go soon cry.

Mad people everywhere
PoliticsRe: Buratai Outlines Path To Defeating Insecurity After Oyo School Abductions by Switruth: 1:42pm On Jun 02
This man should just go and take his snakes. He couldn't do Jack when he was the COAS..

Mad people everywhere
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi’s Followers Tigers Of Social Media – Daniel Bwala by Switruth: 10:37am On Jun 02
This one wey no fit answer questions on media dey talk. Na Obi body Dem dey get power.
PoliticsRe: Makinde’s Govt Orchestrated Oyo Abduction To Blackmail Tinubu – Fayose Alleges by Switruth: 10:35am On Jun 02
Omo talking no dey hard these people....See as them dey play with people's life.
PoliticsRe: Kano Youths Harass Kwankwasiyya Over Obi/Kwankwaso Ticket (Video) by Switruth: 4:48pm On Jun 01
Lies! Lies and Lies...

Mad people everywhere...
PoliticsRe: How Biafra Remembrance Day Was Celebrated All Over The World - Pictures by Switruth: 2:10pm On Jun 01
Gotocourt:
Supreme leader is enjoying his watery beans in sokoto tongue
Body just dey pepper you. Guy rest na... You just dey fool yourself everywhere.
PoliticsRe: Kwankwaso, NDC React To PSG's Champions League Win by Switruth: 11:33am On May 31
Jayhome24:
Imagine these stew-pidity walahi black man is in trouble.

So Nigeria politics now about Arsena and PSG ba?

Ok why not say Arsena with our citizen lost the very day that useless man won NDC shit primary, he always wth bad luck, so what about it?
Go school you say no.
Foreign AffairsRe: Americans Injured In Iranian Missile Strike In Kuwait by Switruth: 11:05am On May 31
Nairaland has been supporting iran from the onset.
PoliticsRe: Uzodimma Rates Tinubu 100%, Says Administration Saved Nigeria From Collapse by Switruth: 11:04am On May 31
Uzodinjo that deceived that fat dummy chief priestess. The guy carry 40 billion give uzodinjo and he failed. Now he is blaming his village elders.

Mad people everywhere
HealthRe: Why Sleep Paralysis Feels Like A Spiritual Attack — Expert by Switruth: 11:02am On May 31
MindHacker9009:
Having a Bible under your Pillow defends against it
This is so true.... Someone told me this and I followed it... It works so well.
PoliticsRe: Makinde Meets Families Of Abducted Oyo Teachers & Students, Promises Safe Return by Switruth: 9:54am On May 31
Lithiumite:
After how many days,all for politics,he couldn't even visit the place but had them brought to him like an emperor......obidients wouldn't condemn this but will wail for tinubu meeting with families of victims in the last jos killings at the airport,they misconstrued his "you have no light"comment claiming he was insulting them for not providing electricity but what he meant was runway lighting wasn't available and his aircraft wouldn't be able to take off at night.
Wetin come concern Obi for the matter now...
PoliticsRe: I Never Promised To Release Nnamdi Kanu From Prison – Abia APC Candidate, Opah by Switruth: 5:36am On May 29
APC are known to deny deny and deny...

Mad people everywhere
RomanceRe: Physical & Behavioural Traits I Am Most Attracted To In A Man by Switruth: 9:52pm On May 28
Goldrosewine:
This does not imply sexual interests, abeg o just bored today on this holiday and I have decided to rant here, since I saw a similar post recently about a guy saying confidence is what a lady cannot resist in a man. I won't appreciate any unsolicited messages🙏

Dentition: Gap teeth (you know what I mean, especially a small one right between the central incisors) or just between the lateral incisor and canine)

Thick wrist (not fats deposit, just wrists with a wide circumference)

Minimal or no bodily hairs. Yeah a lot will hate me for this, just my opinion which may change or not. But those beards, chest or armpit hairs? Taah!

Height. However you must not be too tall. I am 5:9 so anything from 5:6 to 5:11 is perfect.

Modesty and awesomeness (not extreme masculinity) I am not a feminist abeg. I like guys that are gentle, pull the chair for you at the restaurant, hold an umbrella for you, hold the door open for you, just being a gentleman. Absolute modesty and simple too. Not a show off dude haha!

Healthy lifestyle. There is nothing I dislike more than a guy who smokes or drinks or do both. I don't just dislike them, I h-word them. Take your good health seriously guys, go for rehab if you need to.

Small inner circle. Guys with few or no friends. The introvert who enjoys his own company.

Respectful. The guy that still prostrate to greet his dad at 30 years, still run errands for his mom at 35 (not necessarily because he is living with them, but maybe sometimes when he visits or when they give him an emergency call) that level of respect is the norm for every omoluabi.

Not bald. As much as I dislike body hairs, e no reach head abeg🤣

Belly fat. (Not pot belly) I love belly fat in a man, especially the type that gives him the wealthy boy vibe when he's in a native. I don't know but in Benin republic, I once saw this muscular, six pack guy that bullied people and he had an altercation with this gentle guy who looks ordinary, he even had a fatty belly. Against what people thought, it was the muscular guy that needed saving o, see blue black beating. Lol. It kind of left an impression on me.

Speech intelligence. Even if you no know book, just have good oratory skills and be eloquent. I would like to see my man on a podium speaking with great eloquence while I sit in the crowd or assembly just admiring him and looking at how other ladies are admiring him😊🥰🥰🥰 aiish

Phobia. Scared of snakes or rats or spiders or cocroaches lol even my cousin would tell me I will never find this trait in a Nigerian man. But I am not scared of those things. So I would really like a guy that has such fears, that way I would be able to do something for him and it would make me feel good🤦🙈 it's hard to explain honestly.🥲🥲


Ambitious. he dreams big, not jealous of success, just envying it and ambitious to reach the top too.

Laughs a lot. That would be golden!

He cries. Like, weep Take this from me. If you ever express your sadness in tears while in your girl's arm, it does something to her heart... she'd start clutching to you so hard. Don't be manly all the time. Sometimes, just let the feelings flow. Life is already hard for everyone, talkless a man.🥺 I feel u guys.

Straight legs No vex but I dislike wobbly legs... and many guys have come to have a sort of disfigured legs due to bad walking posture, trying to copy one silly trend or so, etc.

Gentle with kids and pets That would be another golden trait!

Extremely decent with words and actions when in public The way he eats, talks, interact, just everything. Especially in Nigeria where people judge you by your countenance and how you 'carry' yourself.

You know the sort of guys that gleefully talk about women's body parts in public? That's so uncouth and all ladies detest such.

Gold🌹🍷


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-95cqxPow4?si=RfwAJTJ6f6g1w_fg
I guess that was how your dad looks before and after meeting your mom. Ozuwor....
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Mobbed In South Africa (video) by Switruth: 12:40pm On May 28
keemsleek:
You will come with a keg of palm wine, isi ewu, bush meat and ugba. I will come with banga soup, cricket, groundnut and coke.
lol....
PoliticsRe: 2027: Jonathan’s Declaration Will Disrupt Entire Political Environment – Agbedi by Switruth: 12:27pm On May 28
simpleseyi:
Jonathan is our boy. He is working for us. He is in the race to reduce Peter AdaObi to nothing. JAGABAN is the Gid of Politics, Strategy and Infrastructure
At this point you evil people can't even spell God's name correctly. Evil and mad people everywhere. Shame on you guys.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Mobbed In South Africa (video) by Switruth: 11:53am On May 28
keemsleek:
Lol...oya make we meet for borno....
Mention the place. I dey bornu like this.
PoliticsRe: NDC Primaries To Hold Nationwide On May 29 by Switruth: 11:52am On May 28
Tjra:
Order of Primaries on May 29
The primaries on May 29 will be conducted in the following sequence:

1. Presidential affirmation


Obi finally got where he won't do primaries. Na to dey kneel down dey wash plates for Seriake Dickson in appreciation now.

That man is a spineless weakling yet his supporters always have the mouth to insult Ambode, GEJ and Fubara.

Tueh undecided
Your liver dey pain you sha.... You go cry tire... Mad people everywhere
Foreign AffairsRe: US Strikes Iran Targets For Second Time In Three Days. by Switruth: 11:45am On May 28
Nwaokunkpara:
US is the devil of the world causing problems here and there and perfectly convincing dumb people to people they're saints
You just dey write rubbish.
CelebritiesRe: VeryDarkMan Will Face The Law For Posting Tinubu’s Fake Audio – Bayo Onanuga by Switruth: 4:13pm On May 27
Has yahaya belle and okowa faced the law. ?

Mad people everywhere
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Mobbed In South Africa (video) by Switruth: 4:11pm On May 27
keemsleek:
You flog me? lol Are you sure you will be able to lift the cane if u see me?
lol. You get luck say here na faceless forum...
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Mobbed In South Africa (video) by Switruth: 1:26pm On May 27
keemsleek:
But in lagos and UK it was paid crowd. He was mobbed by his own people, d was Amechi was mobbed or Atiku was mobbed. It's not a new thing...
bad grammar. Correct this shit before I flog you.
PoliticsRe: Youth Leader In Enugu Set Tinubu's Billboard On Fire by Switruth: 5:22pm On May 22
yarimo:
create thread for that, this thread is about destroying APC billboard
so okowa and Bello no be apc members? Na wao
PoliticsRe: “play Fair, Our Party Is Strong Nationwide"— Kwankwaso To NDC Aspirants by Switruth: 10:48am On May 22
yarimo:
Kwankwaso Stop deceiving yourself, NDC is only strong in NDC headquarters
Always writing rubbish
PoliticsRe: Labour Party: We Have Commenced Distribution Of Free Nomination Forms - Abure by Switruth: 7:48pm On May 18
Abure! You're damn nobody....

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