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Politics › Re: Uzodimma Rates Tinubu 100%, Says Administration Saved Nigeria From Collapse by Switruth: 11:04am On May 31
Uzodinjo that deceived that fat dummy chief priestess. The guy carry 40 billion give uzodinjo and he failed. Now he is blaming his village elders.

Mad people everywhere
Health › Re: Why Sleep Paralysis Feels Like A Spiritual Attack — Expert by Switruth: 11:02am On May 31
MindHacker9009:
Having a Bible under your Pillow defends against it
This is so true.... Someone told me this and I followed it... It works so well.
Politics › Re: Makinde Meets Families Of Abducted Oyo Teachers & Students, Promises Safe Return by Switruth: 9:54am On May 31
Lithiumite:
After how many days,all for politics,he couldn't even visit the place but had them brought to him like an emperor......obidients wouldn't condemn this but will wail for tinubu meeting with families of victims in the last jos killings at the airport,they misconstrued his "you have no light"comment claiming he was insulting them for not providing electricity but what he meant was runway lighting wasn't available and his aircraft wouldn't be able to take off at night.
Wetin come concern Obi for the matter now...
Politics › Re: I Never Promised To Release Nnamdi Kanu From Prison – Abia APC Candidate, Opah by Switruth: 5:36am On May 29
APC are known to deny deny and deny...

Mad people everywhere
Romance › Re: Physical & Behavioural Traits I Am Most Attracted To In A Man by Switruth: 9:52pm On May 28
Goldrosewine:
This does not imply sexual interests, abeg o just bored today on this holiday and I have decided to rant here, since I saw a similar post recently about a guy saying confidence is what a lady cannot resist in a man. I won't appreciate any unsolicited messages🙏

Dentition: Gap teeth (you know what I mean, especially a small one right between the central incisors) or just between the lateral incisor and canine)

Thick wrist (not fats deposit, just wrists with a wide circumference)

Minimal or no bodily hairs. Yeah a lot will hate me for this, just my opinion which may change or not. But those beards, chest or armpit hairs? Taah!

Height. However you must not be too tall. I am 5:9 so anything from 5:6 to 5:11 is perfect.

Modesty and awesomeness (not extreme masculinity) I am not a feminist abeg. I like guys that are gentle, pull the chair for you at the restaurant, hold an umbrella for you, hold the door open for you, just being a gentleman. Absolute modesty and simple too. Not a show off dude haha!

Healthy lifestyle. There is nothing I dislike more than a guy who smokes or drinks or do both. I don't just dislike them, I h-word them. Take your good health seriously guys, go for rehab if you need to.

Small inner circle. Guys with few or no friends. The introvert who enjoys his own company.

Respectful. The guy that still prostrate to greet his dad at 30 years, still run errands for his mom at 35 (not necessarily because he is living with them, but maybe sometimes when he visits or when they give him an emergency call) that level of respect is the norm for every omoluabi.

Not bald. As much as I dislike body hairs, e no reach head abeg🤣

Belly fat. (Not pot belly) I love belly fat in a man, especially the type that gives him the wealthy boy vibe when he's in a native. I don't know but in Benin republic, I once saw this muscular, six pack guy that bullied people and he had an altercation with this gentle guy who looks ordinary, he even had a fatty belly. Against what people thought, it was the muscular guy that needed saving o, see blue black beating. Lol. It kind of left an impression on me.

Speech intelligence. Even if you no know book, just have good oratory skills and be eloquent. I would like to see my man on a podium speaking with great eloquence while I sit in the crowd or assembly just admiring him and looking at how other ladies are admiring him😊🥰🥰🥰 aiish

Phobia. Scared of snakes or rats or spiders or cocroaches lol even my cousin would tell me I will never find this trait in a Nigerian man. But I am not scared of those things. So I would really like a guy that has such fears, that way I would be able to do something for him and it would make me feel good🤦🙈 it's hard to explain honestly.🥲🥲


Ambitious. he dreams big, not jealous of success, just envying it and ambitious to reach the top too.

Laughs a lot. That would be golden!

He cries. Like, weep Take this from me. If you ever express your sadness in tears while in your girl's arm, it does something to her heart... she'd start clutching to you so hard. Don't be manly all the time. Sometimes, just let the feelings flow. Life is already hard for everyone, talkless a man.🥺 I feel u guys.

Straight legs No vex but I dislike wobbly legs... and many guys have come to have a sort of disfigured legs due to bad walking posture, trying to copy one silly trend or so, etc.

Gentle with kids and pets That would be another golden trait!

Extremely decent with words and actions when in public The way he eats, talks, interact, just everything. Especially in Nigeria where people judge you by your countenance and how you 'carry' yourself.

You know the sort of guys that gleefully talk about women's body parts in public? That's so uncouth and all ladies detest such.

Gold🌹🍷


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-95cqxPow4?si=RfwAJTJ6f6g1w_fg
I guess that was how your dad looks before and after meeting your mom. Ozuwor....
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Mobbed In South Africa (video) by Switruth: 12:40pm On May 28
keemsleek:
You will come with a keg of palm wine, isi ewu, bush meat and ugba. I will come with banga soup, cricket, groundnut and coke.
lol....
Politics › Re: 2027: Jonathan’s Declaration Will Disrupt Entire Political Environment – Agbedi by Switruth: 12:27pm On May 28
simpleseyi:
Jonathan is our boy. He is working for us. He is in the race to reduce Peter AdaObi to nothing. JAGABAN is the Gid of Politics, Strategy and Infrastructure
At this point you evil people can't even spell God's name correctly. Evil and mad people everywhere. Shame on you guys.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Mobbed In South Africa (video) by Switruth: 11:53am On May 28
keemsleek:
Lol...oya make we meet for borno....
Mention the place. I dey bornu like this.
Politics › Re: NDC Primaries To Hold Nationwide On May 29 by Switruth: 11:52am On May 28
Tjra:
Order of Primaries on May 29
The primaries on May 29 will be conducted in the following sequence:

1. Presidential affirmation


Obi finally got where he won't do primaries. Na to dey kneel down dey wash plates for Seriake Dickson in appreciation now.

That man is a spineless weakling yet his supporters always have the mouth to insult Ambode, GEJ and Fubara.

Tueh undecided
Your liver dey pain you sha.... You go cry tire... Mad people everywhere
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Strikes Iran Targets For Second Time In Three Days. by Switruth: 11:45am On May 28
Nwaokunkpara:
US is the devil of the world causing problems here and there and perfectly convincing dumb people to people they're saints
You just dey write rubbish.
Celebrities › Re: VeryDarkMan Will Face The Law For Posting Tinubu’s Fake Audio – Bayo Onanuga by Switruth: 4:13pm On May 27
Has yahaya belle and okowa faced the law. ?

Mad people everywhere
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Mobbed In South Africa (video) by Switruth: 4:11pm On May 27
keemsleek:
You flog me? lol Are you sure you will be able to lift the cane if u see me?
lol. You get luck say here na faceless forum...
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Mobbed In South Africa (video) by Switruth: 1:26pm On May 27
keemsleek:
But in lagos and UK it was paid crowd. He was mobbed by his own people, d was Amechi was mobbed or Atiku was mobbed. It's not a new thing...
bad grammar. Correct this shit before I flog you.
Politics › Re: Youth Leader In Enugu Set Tinubu's Billboard On Fire by Switruth: 5:22pm On May 22
yarimo:
create thread for that, this thread is about destroying APC billboard
so okowa and Bello no be apc members? Na wao
Politics › Re: “play Fair, Our Party Is Strong Nationwide"— Kwankwaso To NDC Aspirants by Switruth: 10:48am On May 22
yarimo:
Kwankwaso Stop deceiving yourself, NDC is only strong in NDC headquarters
Always writing rubbish
Politics › Re: Labour Party: We Have Commenced Distribution Of Free Nomination Forms - Abure by Switruth: 7:48pm On May 18
Abure! You're damn nobody....
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Is Playing Modern Day Oppositional Politics by Switruth: 7:47pm On May 18
Tjra:
Tell Obi to save his money and stock up his supermarkets. He and Kwankwaso won't get up to 3M votes.
You're noted! Terrorist... You're being monitored... Continue.
Politics › Re: Nigerians React As Peter Obi Wears “OK” Shirt While Kwankwaso Doesn’t by Switruth: 6:06am On May 10
Richtaiwo:
The funniest political fantasy flying around today is the idea that Kwankwaso would agree to deputise Pitobi. The gap is simply too wide. Kwankwaso is a 2-term governor, former legislator, former minister, and a PhD holder with decades of political structure and experience behind him.

So how exactly do people expect a man with such credentials to line up behind someone who finished third despite all the online noise and turned a 4- academic year course into a six-session struggle? Apart from the court judgment that handed him the governorship, what exactly is the intimidating political achievement here? Social media hype is not governance.
shut up
Celebrities › Re: Ilebaye Odiniya Allegedly Beaten By Her Father (Video) by Switruth: 11:36am On May 09
Olatara:
I am not poor and definitely not a feminist. Just saying you can't 'beat' an adult and restrict her movement.
mtchew. What's an adult doing under my roof..? As long as I'm still feeding her... My Mama dey slap me as an adult when she was alive and I don marry oh.... I went to buy a car without letting my wife know. She reported to my mom and the woman as she was then tear me slap..
Celebrities › Re: Ilebaye Odiniya Allegedly Beaten By Her Father (Video) by Switruth: 8:44am On May 09
Olatara:
You can't beat your adult children or restrain their movement.
She is an adult already. Everything no be gragra.
I was expecting you poor feminists to come defend thrash. Them no born you well if you misbehave for even my mama presence. And by the way what's she doing in her father's house instead of her spouse's place. Una no just get sense this generation. We are here to reset una brain. Wait you go hear wetin the girl do.
Celebrities › Re: Ilebaye Odiniya Allegedly Beaten By Her Father (Video) by Switruth: 8:44am On May 09
EponObi:
What are you saying? You all are assuming this beating was because she dances naked online.

If that's the case, then the father is an hypocrite.

The same father came online to thank Nigerians for voting for her daughter after she won the BBN competition, after doing all sort of immoral acts on the show. The same father was on video at a fancy resturant feasting with the same Ilebaye weeks ago.

Abeg talk another thing.
I was expecting you poor feminists to come defend thrash. Them no born you well if you misbehave for even my mama presence. And by the way what's she doing in her father's house instead of her spouse's place. Una no just get sense this generation. We are here to reset una brain. Wait you go hear wetin the girl do.
Celebrities › Re: Ilebaye Odiniya Allegedly Beaten By Her Father (Video) by Switruth: 7:29am On May 09
If I in any way see my daughter dance naked or make a sex video with someone... Omo this girl beating will be a child's play.... Okro no dey big pass the owner.
Politics › Re: Obi On The Move Again After Kwankwasso Declares Intention To Contest NDC Ticket by Switruth: 4:32am On May 06
DomPerignon:
Kwankwasso that Obi's I.P.O.B friends reported to the US being a major financier of terrorism and Christian genocide?

You guys think people are not paying attention to your madness.
You just dey misbehave all over nairaland. Na go u dey so o
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Meets U.S. Consul General Rick Swart, Discuss Bilateral Relationship by Switruth: 8:03pm On May 05
madridguy:
Obi should be serious for a while and stop parroting around like a baby. Others people met the same man and they didn't go around with vuvuzela.
whats wrong with you? Leave Obi alone and focus on jagaban your lord and Savior. Una no dey tire. ?
Politics › Re: Most Northerners Won’t Vote For An Igbo Presidential Candidate — Sarki by Switruth: 6:26pm On Apr 17
They don bribe this one since wey e talk himself into problem. It's always Peter Obi.

Mad people everywhere
Crime › Re: 20 Prostitutes Arrested In Awka, Anambra Brothel, 18 Male Customers Arrested by Switruth: 8:12pm On Apr 14
Soludo should focus on his gay so and leave people alone.

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