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Enegod: that poo up thereWhat do u do in traffic?! Simple |
Enegod: this must b a jokeWhat is? ![]() |
Emmyk: Sheykpe..... #justkidding ![]() |
Emmyk: Cuss till road is clearWhat is cuss? ![]() |
Driving or being driven through cities like lagos or portharcourt over a few years now, I've discovered that the amount of time I've spent while in traffic is enough to have earned ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ a professional diploma/certification of some kind. Then, I think it will better to spend tis time doing some fruitful business other than staring at passerby. 1. Read a book: this will save u the time u will spend at home/work reading the same book. If your hands are busy, play e-books or audio books. 2. Listen to inspiring messages: this can be a church sermon or motivational lecture by someone. Take dat time to build positively on what u'll learn frm the message. 3. Pray: yes, u can pray! Think about ur life and things in ur mind, then pray about them, that way, no time is wasted. 4. Sleep: if u aint driving and it is convenient, u can take a little rest or nap, then u are stronger to take up any other activity when u are out of the jam. 5. Make some calls: the time u'll spend making calls at work or at home can be used for some other priorities. Do the calls while u're in d jam and u'll gain a few minutes later. Please add yours... |
fflamingo: Na to they press my etimumu invented TechnoWell, it depends on what u're doing on the phone. |
Driving or being driven through cities like lagos or portharcourt over a few years now, I've discovered that the amount of time I've spent while in traffic is enough to have earned ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ a professional diploma/certification of some kind. Then, I think it will better to spend tis time doing some fruitful business other than staring at passerby. 1. Read a book: this will save u the time u will spend at home/work reading the same book. If your hands are busy, play e-books or audio books. 2. Listen to inspiring messages: this can be a church sermon or motivational lecture by someone. Take dat time to build positively on what u'll learn frm the message. 3. Pray: yes, u can pray! Think about ur life and things in ur mind, then pray about them, that way, no time is wasted. 4. Sleep: if u aint driving and it is convenient, u can take a little rest or nap, then u are stronger to take up any other activity when u are out of the jam. 5. Make some calls: the time u'll spend making calls at work or at home can be used for some other priorities. Do the calls while u're in d jam and u'll gain a few minutes later. Please add yours... |
such a nice building! and some folks don't have houses to live in |
Abu Mikey: We have all been saying we love Nairaland,weu've not said anything |
Afam4eva: Why do strange things always happen in India?because they just added one to the 300million gods which they already worship! |
^^^ male stripper ![]() |
owolabifunke14: Am not depending on anyone but I strongly believe that God created men to take care of women. He must not be my intimate boy friend before he pays for my meal. That's the point am trying to makewake up sister and be strong! NICE THREAD OP!!! |
^ CEO Microsoft ![]() |
I stay in Ph and i'll like to have this training. also, is it available as private training? what is the cost like? |
this is more honourable than borrowing or 'faking' a glamorous wedding. if the marriage is beautiful, who cares about the wedding? |
![]() illicit: really? now tell me how u manage to get that.[color=#990000][/color]i have meta-physical abilities Abu Mikey: Me call it Door-Blow-Yunice try ![]() |
Flytefalls: Worthy of her own news tab on the Guardian website: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/malala-yousafzaitnx ma'am! ![]() |
what is a malala? ![]() |
illicit: in EKITIi've always known u're an ekitian! ![]() |
DONFAITH: toilet cleanerfart-smeller! ![]() |
^ shi.t eater! ![]() |
^^^ goat banger! |
I forsee the ban of generator sales in Lagos... |
bin gbagbo: CNINESE: CHINCHYUUUUUand to what do I owe the honour of hosting the jokes president on my thread? for that takes this: *yawns* ![]() |
interesting... Mother Nigeria has everything she needs to feed her children. But some sugar daddies and aunties in power just won't let her! |
^ yansh licker ![]() |
How 'W' is pronounced? ENGLISH= Double U, YORUBA= Doubly U, IGBO= Doubelly U, HAUSA= Doufley U, CALABAR= Doubrey U". ![]() |
there's no special way man. just learn to be urself... if urself aint enough, look around and improve. |
bin gbagbo: yes, i have a concrete evidence and reason the witcch bitcch is cheating.smh ![]() |
illicit: switchy........... Where do u get all dis gaddem jokes? Are u a murdress? Why do u want to kill me wit laff b4 my time? ![]() |
too many gurus in here! ![]() |
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