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Nairaland GeneralRe: Things To Do When Stuck In Traffic by swtchicgurl(op): 4:03pm On Aug 03, 2013
Enegod: that poo up there
What do u do in traffic?! Simple
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things To Do When Stuck In Traffic by swtchicgurl(op): 2:50pm On Aug 03, 2013
Enegod: this must b a joke
What is? huh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things To Do When Stuck In Traffic by swtchicgurl(op): 2:40pm On Aug 03, 2013
Emmyk: Sheykpe..... #justkidding
angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things To Do When Stuck In Traffic by swtchicgurl(op): 9:05am On Aug 03, 2013
Emmyk: Cuss till road is clear cheesy
What is cuss? undecided
Nairaland GeneralThings To Do When Stuck In Traffic by swtchicgurl(op): 8:55am On Aug 03, 2013
Driving or being driven through cities like lagos or portharcourt over a few years now, I've discovered that the amount of time I've spent while in traffic is enough to have earned ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ a professional diploma/certification of some kind. Then, I think it will better to spend tis time doing some fruitful business other than staring at passerby.

1. Read a book: this will save u the time u will spend at home/work reading the same book. If your hands are busy, play e-books or audio books.

2. Listen to inspiring messages: this can be a church sermon or motivational lecture by someone. Take dat time to build positively on what u'll learn frm the message.

3. Pray: yes, u can pray! Think about ur life and things in ur mind, then pray about them, that way, no time is wasted.

4. Sleep: if u aint driving and it is convenient, u can take a little rest or nap, then u are stronger to take up any other activity when u are out of the jam.

5. Make some calls: the time u'll spend making calls at work or at home can be used for some other priorities. Do the calls while u're in d jam and u'll gain a few minutes later.

Please add yours...
AutosRe: Things You Can Do When Stuck In Bad Traffic. by swtchicgurl(op): 8:46am On Aug 03, 2013
fflamingo: Na to they press my etimumu invented Techno
Well, it depends on what u're doing on the phone.
AutosThings You Can Do When Stuck In Bad Traffic. by swtchicgurl(op): 9:03am On Aug 02, 2013
Driving or being driven through cities like lagos or portharcourt over a few years now, I've discovered that the amount of time I've spent while in traffic is enough to have earned ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ a professional diploma/certification of some kind. Then, I think it will better to spend tis time doing some fruitful business other than staring at passerby.

1. Read a book: this will save u the time u will spend at home/work reading the same book. If your hands are busy, play e-books or audio books.

2. Listen to inspiring messages: this can be a church sermon or motivational lecture by someone. Take dat time to build positively on what u'll learn frm the message.

3. Pray: yes, u can pray! Think about ur life and things in ur mind, then pray about them, that way, no time is wasted.

4. Sleep: if u aint driving and it is convenient, u can take a little rest or nap, then u are stronger to take up any other activity when u are out of the jam.

5. Make some calls: the time u'll spend making calls at work or at home can be used for some other priorities. Do the calls while u're in d jam and u'll gain a few minutes later.

Please add yours...
CrimeRe: House Where Kidnappers Keep Their Victims In Lagos by swtchicgurl: 2:32pm On Jul 24, 2013
such a nice building! and some folks don't have houses to live in cry
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Have You Learnt From Nairaland? by swtchicgurl: 1:50pm On Jul 23, 2013
Abu Mikey: We have all been saying we love Nairaland,we
are addicted to Nairaland,Nairaland rocks and all
that stuff.Now,what have you learnt from
Nairaland?For me,I have learnt a lot.The good,the
bad and the ugly...
so please what have you learnt from Nairaland??
u've not said anything
Foreign AffairsRe: 12-yr-old Boy With Growth Tail Hailed As god In India by swtchicgurl: 1:44pm On Jul 23, 2013
Afam4eva: Why do strange things always happen in India?
because they just added one to the 300million gods which they already worship!
Jokes EtcRe: Guess The Profession Of The Poster Above by swtchicgurl: 1:33pm On Jul 23, 2013
^^^ male stripper lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: 9 Things Guys Shouldn’t Do If They Don’t Want To Marry Her by swtchicgurl: 1:31pm On Jul 23, 2013
owolabifunke14: Am not depending on anyone but I strongly believe that God created men to take care of women. He must not be my intimate boy friend before he pays for my meal. That's the point am trying to make
wake up sister and be strong!

NICE THREAD OP!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Guess The Profession Of The Poster Above by swtchicgurl: 1:02pm On Jul 21, 2013
^ CEO Microsoft smiley
Certification And Training AdvertsRe: Pdms 12.0 Trainings Across Lagos by swtchicgurl: 12:58pm On Jul 20, 2013
I stay in Ph and i'll like to have this training. also, is it available as private training?

what is the cost like?
RomanceRe: Married Couple Use Loaf Of Bread As Wedding Cake(pics) by swtchicgurl: 12:43pm On Jul 20, 2013
this is more honourable than borrowing or 'faking' a glamorous wedding.

if the marriage is beautiful, who cares about the wedding?
Jokes EtcRe: How Do You Pronounce This In Your Accent? by swtchicgurl(op): 12:18pm On Jul 20, 2013
tongue
illicit: really? now tell me how u manage to get that.[color=#990000][/color]
i have meta-physical abilities

Abu Mikey: Me call it Door-Blow-Yu
nice try grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Taliban Explains Why They Shot Malala by swtchicgurl: 6:17pm On Jul 18, 2013
Flytefalls: Worthy of her own news tab on the Guardian website: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/malala-yousafzai
tnx ma'am! wink
Foreign AffairsRe: Taliban Explains Why They Shot Malala by swtchicgurl: 4:37pm On Jul 18, 2013
what is a malala? undecided
Jokes EtcRe: How Do You Pronounce This In Your Accent? by swtchicgurl(op): 4:35pm On Jul 18, 2013
illicit: in EKITI
Dobiliyu
i've always known u're an ekitian! grin
Jokes EtcRe: Guess The Profession Of The Poster Above by swtchicgurl: 3:27pm On Jul 18, 2013
DONFAITH: toilet cleaner
fart-smeller! lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: Guess The Profession Of The Poster Above by swtchicgurl: 3:14pm On Jul 18, 2013
^ shi.t eater! grin
Jokes EtcRe: Guess The Profession Of The Poster Above by swtchicgurl: 1:51pm On Jul 18, 2013
^^^

goat banger! shocked
PoliticsRe: Lagos Commences Power Generation From Organic Wastes by swtchicgurl: 1:46pm On Jul 18, 2013
I forsee the ban of generator sales in Lagos...
Jokes EtcRe: How Do You Pronounce This In Your Accent? by swtchicgurl(op): 1:40pm On Jul 18, 2013
bin gbagbo: CNINESE: CHINCHYUUUUU angry
and to what do I owe the honour of hosting the jokes president on my thread?

for that takes this:






































*yawns* embarassed
PoliticsRe: Lagos Commences Power Generation From Organic Wastes by swtchicgurl: 1:36pm On Jul 18, 2013
interesting...

Mother Nigeria has everything she needs to feed her children.

But some sugar daddies and aunties in power just won't let her! cry
Jokes EtcRe: Guess The Profession Of The Poster Above by swtchicgurl: 1:31pm On Jul 18, 2013
^ yansh licker cheesy
Jokes EtcHow Do You Pronounce This In Your Accent? by swtchicgurl(op): 12:43pm On Jul 18, 2013
How 'W' is pronounced?

ENGLISH= Double U,

YORUBA= Doubly U,

IGBO= Doubelly U,

HAUSA= Doufley U,

CALABAR= Doubrey U".

cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Help Dont Know How To Aproach A Lady by swtchicgurl: 11:59am On Jul 18, 2013
there's no special way man. just learn to be urself...

if urself aint enough, look around and improve.
RomanceRe: I Know My Brother's Wife Is Cheating by swtchicgurl: 11:58am On Jul 18, 2013
bin gbagbo: yes, i have a concrete evidence and reason the witcch bitcch is cheating.
i am however cautious in reporting her demonic acts to my brother because i may cause their divorce.
If i dont tell him too, i am indirectly hurting my brother.
the truth of the matter is that, my brother is often away from home due to the nature of his profession, and i have on countless occasions caught his wife with another man. This is really giving me sleepless nights.
she even wants to tempt me.
what do i do?
smh undecided
Jokes EtcRe: The Royal Powder + bonus! by swtchicgurl(op): 6:18pm On Jul 14, 2013
illicit: switchy........... Where do u get all dis gaddem jokes? Are u a murdress? Why do u want to kill me wit laff b4 my time?
grin grin grin
RomanceRe: The Science Of Love. by swtchicgurl(op): 6:21pm On Jul 13, 2013
too many gurus in here! tongue

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