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ekeroyal: Ok dear. So you're still around, missed you.

yea

Flytefalls: hehehe

why are u laffing?

none, if you knw where and how to find them. also, if u deserve any of them.

still funny tho' i've read it b4.

illicit: when u r @ a 100 degree fahrenheit

kandiikane: When you have acid poured on you.

funny.

i've seen the both of u use this term severally. so, what did u mean when u used it?

It may sound funny, but many people just say it with knowing what it exactly means including me

Other people think it's synonymous to pretty, sexy or well-dressed.

so, can someone kindly describe what it means to be 'HOT' and its benefits.






On a lighter serious note, someone also said:
Half-naked dressing is hot, decent is beautiful. Hell is hot and heaven is beautiful.

CrazyMan: Can you post a bible verse to back up this statement...?

The passages you posted about God being a consuming fire has nothing to do with the eternal torment in hell.

All I'm confirming to you is that fire can be spiritual.

But, I'm glad you didn't have to contest that man is a spirit.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Man has no spirit. Man is a soul.

After God formed man out of dust, the bible said. "God blew into his nostrils the breath of life, and man became a living soul."

Breath = air.

God breathed into him and his lungs got activated and his heart starts beating. If you remove that air from man, what happens?

He dies.

So where did "spirit" come from?

If now you argue that there is a spirit that is sent to hell, can spirits feel pain, since they have no flesh and blood? [/color]

"So then, brethren, we are under obligation, not to the flesh to live according to the flesh -- for if you are living according to the flesh you must die; but if by the Spirit you are putting to death the deeds of the flesh, you will live. For all who are being led by the Spirit of God, these are sons of God. For you have not received a spirit of slavery leading to fear again, but you have received a spirit of adoption as sons by which we cry out, 'Abba! Father!' The Spirit Himself bears witness with our spirit that we are children of God, and if children, heirs also, heirs of God and fellow heirs with Christ, if indeed we suffer with Him that we may indeed be glorified with Him." (Romans 8:12-17).

Sir, Man is a spirit. He has a soul. The breathe of God made man a 'living' soul. The 'breathe' brought life.

Psalm 23:3 "He (God) restoreth my soul" Here, David was well alive and hearty, if he was just a soul without a spirit, then how come he needed restoration?


Secondly, Hell is a place of spiritual and eternal torment. Have you ever heard of 'spiritual fire'?

Remember, God is a consuming fire. Hebrews 12:29 and God is a Spirit. John 4:24.

That is where the mystery lies.

Being logical with the Bible has never paid off. The Holy Spirit is the best Teacher.

May God, in His infinite mercy help us all.

[quote author=Ijele-igbo] Thanks Swtchicgurl![/quote]

I aint contesting. my mammy will beat me

OP, that's interesting. But i think you should replace "the" with "some" at the beginning of each point.

Where's sexkillz and ogugua sef? Dem neva wake up, come and settle fight o!

Op, relax, don't let nairalanders spoil ur day, just enjoy d publicity. Ednut1, two wrongs don't make a right, you shouldn't have uploaded his pix.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Buy him another shirt.


And are you seriously telling me that because of this PIG hitting on you, ALL GUYS wear clothing repeatedly for days? Is everything ok? [/color]

Op, buy him another shirt. Show some sisterly love, tell him u 'love' him like a brother and that u're worried he comes too often except he's coming to see one of ur siblings.
Ladies, lets learn to say our minds nicely and mean it.
Don't call him a pig because u don't knw tomorrow.

which of the blackberries is this? bold, curve or z?

larayat: One word!excellent!....dis joke actualy made me rmbr d joke section of den....

True! Tnx lol

Slow venom: Have read this joke up to 5 times and always can't stop laffin but i ddn't wana coment. Now i cn't hold it anymore. Baby de joke too much....kudoos jooor.

Awww, how sweet. Tnx

pro01: I suppose anyone that knows Kim also knows Angelina. . .which means they are in the same league, fame-wise. In any case, my grandmother knows neither of them, so they both can't be as famous as they think.

lmao! quite harsh

Symphony007: What an insult, angelina jolie who works with world leaders on charity issues, a u.n ambassador, gets invited to G20 and G8 summits is being compared to a qwasi porn star..how revolting!!

Lol

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brings out his alomo and pours it on the joke

Nice joke.[/quote]Tnx

Yuzedo, u need God! Lol

Smartie gurl: lolzzz!! But whats the relationship here?

Maybe there's none dis tym, but at some other times you may 'hook' up.

titiann: Wot exactly 'ȋ̝̊̅§ kim's problem??she and her family never do or enjoy anyfin normally, aℓℓ their life 'ȋ̝̊̅§ based on profit and loss...nawa o,kim mite B̶̲̥̅ε more famous,but jollie 'ȋ̝̊̅§ better respected

True! I couldn't agree more. But jolie initially like kim, getting attention thru sex appeal.

funny girl! i started smiling frm the first letter u wrote!

but please, ladies lets avoid unnecessary relationships....there's enough problems already.

bintabybe: Great joke. Permission to copy n share wit ma BBM friends

pls go ahead!

ikekings: Hahahahahahahaha... Very funny...

Thanks!

Lagusta: Q: why hasnt this classic joke hit the frontpage yet

A: because the mod posts only his own crappy jokes there, since he is a dictator....

#LOBATAN

I wonder ooo

illicit: ooooooooooooo my gosh, this is murder

More like suicide! Dani, do ur job na

whalexyy: Nice one fella

I still haven't gotten over dis joke

SLIDE waxie: curve II na 8k for computer fillage!
I jes bought mine 3months ago!

Guess wot: e dey ping. Jes like Z10!
Can u biliv dt?

*faints* lmfao!!!

Op, abeg u get nokia pin charger?