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 Nairaland General › Re: Have You Been Banned Before? Pls Share. by swtchicgurl(op): 12:31pm On Jun 22, 2013 |
Swaggot00: i got banned frm the romance section 3 days ago and d shit still activeare u sure u were banned or u're reporting urself for another ban? |
| Family › Re: Relocating To Ph by swtchicgurl: 6:57pm On Jun 16, 2013 |
Op, i stay in Ph. Please, since you're working at UNIPORT, stay around Rumuola (a friend got an apartment thr lately), this will give u a lot of rest. otherwise, ada george, agip, Rumuigbo/Mgbouba road are also fine. don't try woji, transamadi etc..because of terrible traffic!!!!!! peter odili is also ok but very expensive. all the best sis.  |
| Nairaland General › Re: Picture Of A Cat With 8 Legs! by swtchicgurl: 2:53pm On Jun 13, 2013 |
sabyna: see limosine cat♍Ɣ sentiments exactly! Hahahaha |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lionel Messi Investigated For Fraud In Spain by swtchicgurl: 3:39pm On Jun 12, 2013 |
IT IS A LIE OO: We communicate “We have just known through the media about the claim filed by the Spanish tax authorities. We are surprised about those news, because we have never committed any infringement. We have always fulfilled all our tax obligations, following the advices of our Tax Consultants who will take care of clarifying this situation.” SOURCE: MESSI'S FACEBOOK HOMEPAGE. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Deeply Attracted To More Than One man or woman at Once by swtchicgurl: 11:47am On Jun 12, 2013 |
donroxy: Momma,Ok. Lol @momma. Abeg, I'm a young lady. Lol 1 Like |
| Sports › Re: Namibia Vs Nigeria W-C Qualifier: (1 - 1) On 12th June 2013 by swtchicgurl: 11:17am On Jun 12, 2013 |
[size=14pt]i'm listening to "POWER OF NAIJA" by Tuface ft. Omawunmi Nigeria is winning this! I so know![/size] this is one of tuface's best ever!  |
| Politics › Re: Fashola Launches Eko Gas (LPG) PICS by swtchicgurl: 10:06am On Jun 12, 2013 |
AjanleKoko: Nice initiatives.It isn't rocket science. Gas fuel burns better than liquid fuel and a lot closer to stoichiometry, especially at a local level of consumption using a simple burner. U don't need any serious device to acieve an acceptable level of consumption by-product - co2. |
| Romance › Re: He Forced Me To Have Unprotected Sex With His Wife After Catching Me Red Handed by swtchicgurl: 9:43am On Jun 12, 2013 |
I can see ur pnis is doing more evil than good! Repent! But for now, run to a deliverance church (mfm), ask God to forgive u, promise not to go back to ur sins, let the ministers there pray for you after correctly narratinour ordeal. Remember he has d condom containing ur fluid, aside that, he has a 'right' over his wife's body! You can be serious trouble! |
| Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Deeply Attracted To More Than One man or woman at Once by swtchicgurl: 9:35am On Jun 12, 2013 |
donroxy: @mathew briggs welcome !!!There is nothing wrong in being attracted to two or more ladies @ the same time ......absolutely nothing,we re humanbeing we fancy varieties ...........Ok, go ahead and change partners like sanitary pads! It is well with you. |
| Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Deeply Attracted To More Than One man or woman at Once by swtchicgurl: 8:48am On Jun 12, 2013 |
Matthew briggs: ^^^^ I get ur point, will definitely keep that in mind.ok |
| Romance › Re: Ex Boyfriends... Please Help! by swtchicgurl: 8:43am On Jun 12, 2013 |
he knows you are vulnerable and 'broke up' with you to take his chances with other girls without being called a cheat. Sorry OP, its obvious you're vulnerable, otherwise you would have moved on and grown wiser. |
| Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Deeply Attracted To More Than One man or woman at Once by swtchicgurl: 8:36am On Jun 12, 2013 |
Uyi Iredia: Since you imply it's wrong to have an attraction for multiple ladies/men (as the case may be); lemme not catch you saying you like 2 or male Nairalanders, 2 or more females, 2 or more phones . . . catch my drift !Lol, I agree with u. I have one of somethings. Most importantly, even one God, the Almighty, Father of ♍Ɣ Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. |
| Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Deeply Attracted To More Than One man or woman at Once by swtchicgurl: 8:32am On Jun 12, 2013 |
Matthew briggs: That's the weird part, I know what I want.... the 5 of them have my dream quality at varying degrees...Let ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ make an illustration: After an interview session, the panel shortlists a panel of four or five potential candidates for a job position. These canditates have met the technical requirements, but they can only take one of them. Then they consider other less-important things like marital status, sex, confidence, even religion, depending on job, just to create a narrow advantage. So, look closely at the five of them, little details count. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Deeply Attracted To More Than One man or woman at Once by swtchicgurl: 7:09am On Jun 12, 2013 |
When u're attracted to two or more persons at the same time, then something is wrong. It simply means you don't know what you want and you can't prioritize your needs. As a matter of fact, if u break up with someone you claim to love or have loved, it is only expected that you take a while before you start another one, the lessons learnt from the previous should guide you and make u wiser in the next relationship! That's why it bothers me when people say they've been in three, four or more relationships before! It's a shame when you're beaten once and you're not shy at all. |
| Romance › Re: Has Any Relationship Been Found Through 'nairaland'? by swtchicgurl: 8:29am On Jun 11, 2013 |
ikekings:  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Chemistry And Biology by swtchicgurl(op): 9:16pm On Jun 10, 2013 |
In a Sunday school class one Sunday morning, after a very interesting topic,the teacher asked, ”Any question?” Akpors raised up his hand looking very confused Aunty: What is your question Akpors? Akpors: Aunty, you said the children of Israel escaped from egypt? Aunty: Yes Akpors: The children of Israel also crossed thered sea? Aunty: Good Akpors: The children of Israel also sinned against God Aunty: Yea Akpors: The children of Israel pulled down the mighty wall of jericho? Aunty: What exactly is your question Akpors Akpors: Aunty, when the children of Israel were doing all these, where were the adults of Israel |
| Jokes Etc › Chemistry And Biology by swtchicgurl(op): 9:01pm On Jun 10, 2013 |
Akpos and teacher Akpos Asks teacher: Excuse ma, if you mix Omo and klin , will there be foam? Teacher respond: Yes of course, why ask such a silly question at the beginning of the year, are you going to pass this class at all? Akpos laughs and whispers to the other kids, such a dumb teacher, how can u get foam without adding water, are we going to know anytin at all wit dis teacher?! One word for Akpos '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' B4 going to bed, i had to eat something. I opened the fridge & yes, all d things in my fridge were iced; the light had been on for 8 years without going off. Oh! I have to reduce the speed of this fan, the voltage is so high. I woke up very early in the morning to the sound of classical music. I casually strolled into the bathroom. Oh! the cold is too much this morning, i turned on the hot-water tap. While toweling myself dry, i turned on the radio and heard the presenter speaking of how Nigeria is now one of the most developed countries in the world and how the Nigerian president yesterday declared his asset and all he had to boast of was N20 million naira and a duplex in his village. I finished dressing up and took my time to eat. I had no reason to rush, afterall the road is always free and there are no potholes. On the way, i saw a few policemen patrolling and I greeted them. I stopped to chat with them for a few minutes after which i drove off laughing. In my workplace, i saw some people loitering in the waiting room and discovered they were here to be interviewed. I saw the son of the permanent secretary. I also saw a young man with tattered shoes and patched-up trouser; he graduated recently from one of the government universities, but everyone could testify to the fact that he's brilliant. While going home that day, i saw the man with the tattered shoes smiling and i asked him why. "Sir, i've been given the job." "What! What of the Permanent secretary's son, didn't his father call beforehand?" "No" the man said, "He didn't". That evening, in the neighborhood, i saw Adamu and Obinna discussing the recent trend in the country, of how Mallam Danjuma is now the governor of Rivers state, Senator Abifarin Oluwafemi is now the governor in Borno state, Mr Chijioke Okoro is now the governor of Oyo state. Then ..... ....I had a Mosquito bite on my nose as I slap the spot, I realised it was a dream. Pls give me Lonart. Malaria don show! |
| Romance › Re: Has Any Relationship Been Found Through 'nairaland'? by swtchicgurl: 10:40am On Jun 10, 2013 |
ikekings: Lmfao...Hi sweet. |
| Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland June 2013 is LUPEY by swtchicgurl: 8:26pm On Jun 07, 2013 |
I vote graise 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland June 2013 - Elimination Round 3 by swtchicgurl: 5:32pm On Jun 05, 2013 |
Finally, I vote GRAISE! The most eligible beauty. |
| Career › Re: Learn How To Use Excel Spreadsheets For Beginners by swtchicgurl: 11:15am On Jun 04, 2013 |
THANK YOU OP!!! GOD BLESS YOU. DON'T STOP! I'M FOLLOWING YOU AND THIS THREAD LIKE TWITTER!!!!!!!! 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: A Thread For All The Young Men by swtchicgurl: 1:12pm On May 31, 2013 |
How touching. Anyways OP, I take exception to that. I aint one of those kind of 'ladies'. We may be few but exist. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My Experience In Medical School. by swtchicgurl(op): 3:54pm On May 29, 2013 |
valicious1: i pray u break ur skull & spinal cord from d fall. Seriously.why d hate nah? be happy for an intelligent young man. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My Experience In Medical School. by swtchicgurl(op): 6:44pm On May 28, 2013 |
Emusan: Great relief from work's stress.i couldn't agree more. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My Experience In Medical School. by swtchicgurl(op): 6:41pm On May 28, 2013 |
akpors.
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| Jokes Etc › Re: My Experience In Medical School. by swtchicgurl(op): 6:27pm On May 28, 2013 |
CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIES Mary: hello, Sarah: hello my dear how are u today? Mary: am fine swidy, i've missed u alot. Sarah: and me too Mary: i am calling just to inform u that i will pay u a visit this afternoon. Sarah: wow, that's ok my lovely pie, it will be a great pleasure to me. I will be expecting u my angel. {*After dropping the call*} Mary: am going to visit that prostitute again Sarah: this idiot is coming here again, she thinks i will buy her drinks with my money again, she dey lie. CONVERSATION BETWEEN GUYS Akpors: hello bastard Ibro: hello goat wad up? Akpors: am fine, do u know that u are mad, how can u say that in public. Ibro: hahaha u are a mumu. I said that to save myself. But i am coming ova this afternoon. Akpors: ok fine, am waiting for u mr mad man. {*After dropping the call*} Akpors: that guy is funny shaa at times but a great friend, he's my personal person ibro: thats my man. I like him very much haha always cracking me up  1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My Experience In Medical School. by swtchicgurl(op): 6:20pm On May 28, 2013 |
| He made three wishes: 1) a car, he got it, 2) money, he got it, 3) to be irresistible to ladies, he turned to a Brazilian hair 21 inches."  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My Experience In Medical School. by swtchicgurl(op): 5:36pm On May 28, 2013 |
A Food and Nutrition Lecturer decided to give his students a test. Instruction: CANCELLING IS NOT ALLOWED. Question 1: What's your favourite food? The female students were writing, Pizza, Chicken Peri peri, Hamburger, Ice cream, sharwama and all sorts of Chinese cuisine..... Question 2: How do you prepare the food? Immediately they started cancelling and changing to: beans, cocoa yam and abacha, bolee and porridge yam, white rice no stew!!! 3 Likes |
| Jokes Etc › My Experience In Medical School. by swtchicgurl(op): 5:34pm On May 28, 2013 |
When I was young I decided to go to medical school. At the entrance exam we were asked to rearrange the letters P N E I S & form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect. Those who answered SPINE are doctors today, while the rest are on nairaland, Whatsapp and viber, twitter & the likes... 2 Likes |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Royal Powder + bonus! by swtchicgurl(op): 12:39am On May 27, 2013 |
pendusky:  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Royal Powder + bonus! by swtchicgurl(op): 8:25pm On May 24, 2013 |
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| Romance › Re: Why Are These Girls So Nice To Me Nowadays? by swtchicgurl: 1:02am On May 20, 2013 |
[quote author=Xavier's]Y do you keep punching dis on ur keypad? @op.... You r so not alone in this!..just got off a 16mins call rht now from a cutie like dat!...[/quote]uhn? just 16mins and u're feeling cool?  besides, i hope you made the call! smh |
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