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sexkillz: [color=#000030]Falls from bench. [/color]

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[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Kindly reread the content, that's not his point.

He wrote the joke, 6hrs later the joke was posted by dan1luv and then sent to the front page without credit to the original owner.[/quote]i agree with u, i'ld prolly be angry too. but i may not open a thread to vent my anger.

i probably would have 'pm'ed dani

now dis is serious!

i never imagined making the frontpage can be this important to some people oh!

see vexing!

i've made the frontpage several times without even knowing until later sef...

anyways, s.hit happens!

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get Lost.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the kings underwear. The king immediately summoned Nick.....

hell no!

lalaosky: Nah. Saw it on facebook

nice and honest.

lalaosky: She has that siggy way before I joined NL

She's never gonna change it. Lol

baibijay: hahahahahhahahahhahahhahhah,
lmao! really cant stop laffing @ ur remarks swtchicgurl. . . . i xo agree!

thanks!

ejifranks: OP dis na FP topic for sure ;Djust wait and see

i don't think the mod is happy with this?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Who made me a star? [/color]

c'mon cheer up! you're a star

OP, u don't have to explain too much! if he doesn't agree, then let him go cos he doesn't deserve nor respect you!

I'm on your side on this! Let him go!

enough of all this sex in pre-marital relationships! mtchewwwww

if gbege happen finish, u get all the blame! girls, wise up pleeeaaaseeee!!!!

Caracta: Awww.

She likes my siggy!

*sniffs*

i sure do!

Idowuogbo:

i tot u'ld have changed it by now

lalaosky: Awww, thanks switchicgurl, I appreciate


As for the withdrawn words, you can whisper it to me *winks*

you're welcome buh, did u really come up with those words?

otooro:

hope u don't get a ban for laughing?!

And here are the top 5 weirdest signatures in this order:

5. Idowuogbo: "Never mistake my endurance for hospitality" Now, this' harsh on a friendly forum!

4. Onila: "REALITY101♥♥ Bittyend♥♥ Team-change-ofe-manu girls-attitudes training the next generation of Nigerian girls to be virgins, teamvirgin patriotic Nigerian, onila is cool " i agree, tonto dike is a virgin!

3. Sexkillz: "Mi o raye shìt mehn. . . I am 3310. . . . O Jabo, ko fo. ~<<|- Ignoring fools since 1887. . . -|>>~" since 1887? something about you must have attracted them.

2. Mrs Chima: "Africa is taking over Europe one womb at a time...A white chick." now, this leaves me more worried than the first time i read it.

YES, GIVE IT UP FOR!!!!!

1. Okija Juju: "The Mods called Sexkillz & Maclatunji are both genetically marked fucktards that molest little boys... " lmbo!

#nooffence, justfun#

I'll start with the top 5 coolest signatures in this order (just the way they wrote it and my opinion in italics):


5. CFCFan: "Proudly King of sheba | Am a proud member of Africa's largest discussion forum!" Hmmn, never heard of a king of sheba but the later is nice tho'

4. Mukina2: "Everyone has a photographic memory, Some just don't have films." I actually wrote this as a signature in my official mail, i later removed it when i remembered i'll be sending mails to my bosses!

3. Caracta: "A rich person is not the one who has the most but the one who needs the least." I couldn't agree more.

2. Lalaosky: "No one is rich enough 2 buy yesterday,but if you hustle hard tomorrow can be yours street is the name,hustle is the Game,money is †ђξ gain,God is the way." This is just very beautiful. There's something about this guy I...

AND GIVE IT UP FOR!!!

1. Kadiikane: "Live, Love and Pray" Wow!!! I just can't stop doing these three things!

^^^google is ur friend

[quote author=sexkillz][/quote]nice one sexkillz! ogugua is really very beautiful with nice hair.

i can't compare her with bassey akan, neither should you. they are different people with peculiar beauty.

ogugua deserves better than being compared with anyone at all, and the same goes with all ladies.

that's the result of keeping a company of 'fools'. #nooffence#
just show me ur friends and.....

James Lucia: a good job is a job u love doing with passion.

buh, make there are other rewards aside "happinness"....except u have anoda source of income that pays the bills

ItsModella: you call those Nigerian hairdressers specialists? tufia!!

a few of dem are.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]I know a nigerian girl here on Nairaland with longer hair and she doesn't scream for attention this way. [/color]

c'mon, you're bigger than this type of reasoning. the girl u're talking about would probably appreciate media attention if opportuned.

Abdul Adam56: Shes cute send her no/ping to me.

she deserves better than you.

She is Bassey Akan! From akwa ibom and cross river parents.

Stunning hair! Let ladies learn to keep themselves natural, like me!

You can go the link to know how she made it this far!

Save all the brazillian hair money and guy your man a break!





Source: http://www.bellanaija.com/2013/02/25/meet-akan-bassey-of-lushstrands-blog-the-nigerian-girl-with-waist-length-hair-find-out-how-she-did-it-how-you-can-do-it-too/

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Fadelex: My present pays d bill (not all d bills sha), secured and gives me tym to do other tins bt painfully there's no career fulfilment

Eyahhh, u can still make ur way back after u've invested enuf to keep out of d current job safely

[quote author=Akin-David]A good Job is the one provided by God. [/quote]True, but u have a part to play! Equip urself

DICKtator: POLITICIAN JOB

Thiefry u mean?

nikkyshyne: A to F answers the question.

Can u pls give ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ an example of a job like dat? Lol

Phonon: Well,those at the bottom of the organogram have to work a lot to make their boss's life easy.Of course,you would do all the physical work but the decision-making responsibility lies with someone higher.You might not be paid as much as your boss considering all your work but when the 's*** hits the fan',your boss would be taking a greater hit.In the end,the experience garnered doing the work will provide monetary rewards eventually.

True

Phonon: One that utilizes your skills and talents to the optimum and pays you an amount commensurate with your efforts.

True that! Ehhmmm, but in most companies, those at d bottom of the organogram work more but gets paid lesser than those higher on the organogram. Is certificate or experience d effort u're talking about here?

I've heard people describe a Good job in several ways. Which of these describes it best:

A. One dat pays the bill
B. One dat has a Good job security
C. One dat gives u career fulfilment
D. One dat gives u tym for other things
E. One dat increases ur competency
F. One dat gives ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ more than I can spend in a month
G. A combination of any two above
H. none of the above.

Which of these is ur current job, then which one is a 'Good' job?

alutacontinua: Try and get to know her first! Be nice to her, get her attention as a friend...you can proceed from there. If a guy i've only seen twice talks to me about marriage too, i'll be scared of him and there's no way on earth I would agree to it. Even if I know he's the one...worst case scenario, i'll tell him 'NO PROMISES YET'. My advice: move closer as a friend, get to know her and let her get to know you, you can then proceed from there!

♍Ɣ tots exactly but I think the OP said he stays in a different state. Besides, the girl not making out tym to see him makes matters worse. Poor boy!

leatherman: Many thanks!

I stay in a different state, tho' I travel a few times to whr she is. She doen't make out tym to see ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥. She should have told ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ there is someone else and I would have stayed clear. And I really don't flaunt ♍Ɣ finances. And all I did was to ask for a relationship which I believed would grow into something more.

Awww! Nice man! Don't worry time will tell. Pray harder. As long as she's not married anything can still happen. Wait o, with ur story, ow old are you and are u still a vurgin? :-x

leatherman: She's not married yet.

Then there's hope!