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geniuspaul: @poster
mmmnh...fantasy...awww..did u just say sweet lips...probably maybe she meant to say baboon-ish lips...lol!

it's not for you to knw or decide. Abi are u **y? Smh!

[quote author=Mynd_44]O wasted money on popcorn jorh. This auction is boring[/quote]because u didn't win? Not that bad! U were 5th runner up. Lol

:Dthank goodness my cute boyfriend is a MAULAG student!

Idowuogbo: see wankstar! ode u bera stop jerking off ur little monkeys over babe wey no send ur circumcision.

idowuooooo!!!!! Hehehehehhehe i wish i didn't see this! Lol

[quote author=~vicky~]In a Grade II class, after the teacher taught on TENSES, the class became interactive & she called on Akpors,

"Akpors, change this sentence to future tense: 'I have killed somebody.' "

Akpors replied with a smile,

"U will go to jail"[/quote]hahahahahahahaha vicky! U're d bestest!!! Hahahahaha u made my night! Lol

Idowuogbo: Wetin happen? Y u dey provoke? We no ur sisters dem no get choice but no carry ur kuruno come hia my friend!

Mstewwww!!!!

i share ur opinion!

[quote author=Kevin_II]abi o my broda. no mind them. shakara oloje [/quote]have u ever proposed before? Smh

:Dthe winner is fluid26!!!!

mcnepow: Nwannem, mba nu!
Mofe kini yen to ti ku

u speak yoruba and igbo, yet u won't accept my fcbk request. Sign of a lagos man!

smh

even time can't change you! Warrapity! Smh

[quote author=Mynd_44]I thought you wanted to contest?
More Popcorn oooooo[/quote]he's shy

and the winner is. . . . . . . .

Fhemmmy: Nice buy.
Great resale value
Easy maintenance
Good on gas
And above all, performance is great . . . .

thanks!

Ikenna351: Toyota Matrix has the same platform with Corolla. Only difference is that you are sitting in Matrix. The same engine, and I belive the same electrics too. But I dont know how available the exterior body parts are. Though, the two cars look similar, but not identical. Matrix is Toyota's product produced solely for North American market, i believe. The Matrix is more like a sporty Corolla. I dont know how reliable and durable they are. You will have read and decide for yourself. Go through the link below. Its a previous and present owners review of Matix world wide, from 2002 to 2009 models. Enjoy!

http://www.carsurvey.org/reviews/toyota/matrix/


Hope that helps?

Ikenna.

many thanks! Well Noted.

pendo89: What a GREAT and NICE question.

This I love.

mmh.PRIVATE.

are u sure? I smell something!

[quote author=Mynd_44]This is nice[/quote]tnx! So, wat's ur choice? Public or private?

MaxDick9ja: Eh... *walks to the pulpit, grabs the mike*
Praise tha Lord!!! The Lord is Good... All the time...
Well I don't actually have a testimony... I just wanna make an important announcement...
*knees*
Palina (who's daughter of our daddy in Christ) please open the book of songs of Solomon, chapter one
*she does and the ring is there staring at her...*
Will ya marry me?...


*wakes up*
Whew that was close, I been sleeping at work again...

Err what was the question again? Oh okay no thnk you very much I'd rather it was private parts

hahahaha if u try this with me i'll fall ur hand big time!

Innocentia Etoh: Pls why dis noise about renaming Unilag. Does d name change the quality of education? Or is it just becos the name sounds funny. GEJ well done jarre

i wonder ooo, wat if he had called it Stella Obasanjo University?! SOULAG! In honour of the woman dat wants nigerian women to be super models! #omgsoawkward# hehe

i've been admiring this car for some time now and i intend to get it very soon. But, i don't much about cars, especially this brand and model. Toyota MATRIX.

Can anyone pls advise. Its kinda urgent. Many thanks.

Sadly, i find public proposals (as in marriage), which most ladies think is cute, funny and disturbing too, cos i'm kinda shy . But, that's me.

Guys, do u think ladies prefer public proposals?

Ladies, which is your choice and why?

Positive comments please

fluid26: what does the winner get to win?
withered cunt?

hehehehe, naughty boy, what do u knw? Smh

the finalist are: mcnepow, lifestyle and freshdude! i'll announce d winner soon!

maybe this will teach nigerians a lesson to pray and think well before voting! Besides, was there a better contestant?! Smh!

nyigogi: mo0st guyZ that demand much give less hey easy
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and that's a shame!

oseiwe: @swtchicgurl,
Dats just a gold_coloured earpiece attached to a nokia e63. I found out frm d man himself. So, u want the nokia fone?

both! u look like a finalist already

tellwisdom: Madam are u serious or just kiddin? U need that fone? get me the name

The fone appears strange to me

Lagusta: How much does d fone cost, in dollars pls

u have to find out cos no tym!

tellwisdom: Yes, just wanna confirm the type and see if i cld get it fr the poor gurl to boost her model thingy- Btwn, i dont put money in the pocket, i carry it! #send me ur location if i cld fly down

don't forget the earpiece handpiece too ooo, take a good look at d phone

LesbianBoy: am not my username younglady! Anyways i forgive u....So whats your number again?

mtchewwwwww! next pls

Goldieluks: Stick out your thumb and sit on it, Ode!!!

hehehehehe

i already have 40 nairaland friend requests! still counting. . .

a shortlist will be out very soon

shymmex: I don't do daydreaming - I'm a daywalker, and a nightdreamer.

obviously! little wonder u're still awake

aneldaking: 1 she must b beautiful
2 she must b an obedient wife complete submission 2 d husband.
3 b a graduate in orthe 2 defend me both finacialy and orther wise
4 she must love me at all cost
5 very gud in bed very very gud.

u wish u were a tenth of all these!

shymmex: Crude oil money from delta.. Palm oil isn't bad, tho..

daydreaming