₦airaland Forum

fluid26: chei! Lol! Dat was better, @ least u finally got me laffin! Lwkm!

hehehehe

adolfe bad: I'm sorry switch.
You dont qualify enough. . .
If ADOLFE gets you that fone he will do it for free

try harder, u obviously can't make the next round of contenders!

LesbianBoy: Younglady ur not that goodlooking! And to think u have a 'fine' username!

ur username already says it all

shymmex: Nah, that was a joke... You know I'm a loyal guy..

I already declared my e-love for you.. You're my omalicha nma.

u wish!

Goldieluks: #shaking your brain#?? easy easy ooooo.

shymmex: Afford it, ke??

You're the one with the oil money.. I'm from Lagos, and our oil is yet to be exploited..

All I have right now is ocean money from Epe beach, and I don't think that's enough..

palm oil, right?

fluid26:

o gial, na wa o.

i got a pix of u in d studio!

smb

Goldieluks: hey i thought you were trading your 'love' for a phone? any buyer yet?

*pulls her ear* shuuuu

shymmex: We can use your room, if you don't mind..

oya c um come lets go. . . me and you alone.

^^^^^ u two should get a room!

ITbomb: Yea , work on yourself before I put down such an investment

what about this?

Goldieluks: what??

MAULAG = UNILAG Jonathan College of Education

or, maybe the lame man is donkollione g ay

fluid26: I doubt, after reading ur joke. Crack anoda...it may yet heal me.

ok, wait, i dey c um come

2buff: Are you a starving model?

no, aint

Goldieluks: Is that you wearing a suit??

oops 'men only'? my bad!

next time, read instructions carefully!

hope u ain't a MAULAG student!

reloboy: Not hot & pretty enough

adjust ur contact lenses. . .

ayobase: What abt if she was
intentionally failed?

then let her intentionally re-write it.

ortopazz: really,!

yes!

fluid26:

*feels his temperature* are u ok?













laff jhoor!

I'm a model and i'm hot!

It's easy. . . just get me the phone in the picture and you'll be the last man standing!

My picture is also shown.

its a shame many guys here aren't half as what they want! smh!

be care ful what you wish for!

A blind man carried a lame on his back and this conversation ensued:

Blind man: I think we have many hot super sexy girls here!

Lame man: How did you see that na?

Blind man: Because i can feel your d*ck hard on my back!!!!



The lame man faints!

FILEBE: ehn! She b from warri.

u wish!

DAZZLING M: Looools @ akpos! Thanks swtchicgurl,dat was intresting.

thanks

bunmioguns: hmmmmmm. . .am speechless

u don't have to say anything

booqee: you be lesbian?! Lolz!

hey boooqeeeeee!

mcnepow: [s]and why u dey attack the guy??

abi u tink say na only u sabi strong face??[/s]


@Poster, i doubt if u can do anytin about it and its only 8 weeks, make she go re-write the exam.

how r u doing? long tym

who's jonathan?

i like girls with make-up

what is a hazard?

Keneking: So her 4.3 cgpa could not save her abi, only God knows how she got here in the first place. Let her resit and prove her mettle if she got it! I smell dead rat.

i think u left ur brain's drain valve open! something is leaking!

[quote author=~vicky~]is dat swtchicgurl?
long time how re u doing


thanks [/quote]u're welcome, i'm fine ooo....dis days too much activities oooo!

what's dis?

good jokes vicky!

i smell a rat