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I met this 20yrs old boy last week. All he was insisting on was to get laid. He was tired being a virgin ooo. I tried advising him otherwise, but to no avail. I felt like slapping him when we was going to ask if i was interested! Just too young a boy, besides sex outside marriage is bad and he's just one of the very few virgin guys out there!

What will u do?

crazy duo

[quote author=life_style]can't you read ?[/quote]no

mcnepow: I too urgly to dey your friends list. . . Don't want your oda friends running away.

lol

mtchew! Go and bleep her na, nansensical!

So dull, u can't even make a lie! Smh

bennyraz: u sound like u are wet U nid a real gud fcck

what did u say?

mcnepow: Nneoma, ole nke n'eme? Mon trip fun e ooo

then accept my fcbk request na

jmoore: What if it becomes a public disgrace for the man when the woman rejects the proposal?

then he faints!

mcnepow: Bro, huge differences abound ooo.
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U cannot compare one from d north with Nwanyi Asaba's own
*smacks her bum while laffing* hohohohoho!

u sound like u have loads of experience! Afterall, y not! Igbo-yoruba boy. Hmmnn. . .

mcnepow: Don't know ooo, they dissapointed me at one time. Had to 'rest' the sim

so, how much were u paid for d advert?

mcnepow: I can assure u 'we' love naughty gurls too

*rubbing is bald head and hairy chest and whispers* i knw u do.

change of subject pls! Lol

lalaosky: rushes over and gives a kiss...erm erm sorry..pours her petrol...heads back to bring matches...lol

this is not romantic! Certainly not! Mtchewwww

[quote author=Keneking][/quote]maybe u're right buh how does dat answer my question?!

how much is an etisalat sim again?

hehehehe many naughty boys in here. Lol

Idowuogbo: Hmmmm.... so dat place na tested and trusted for u abi? how long dem use cure ur epilepsy? also did dey manage to look into ur impotence? abeg go and do night vigil dia o! ur dead brain cells needs redemption.See dis product of animal surrogacy making noise like say na me get d monkey wey carry hin belle for yansh, abeg go drink petrol

Vagabon!

*faints*

ndahbros1: Mind wat u wish for. Do u know wat it means if the scenario u just created actually happens? I be superstar be dat na! Mehn, say I dey my own, babe dey come propose! E go sweet o. I go just cross leg dey smile dey feel like Brad Pitt. E easy?
Abeg no raise my expectations jare.

mtchew, as if u look dat good!

ndahbros1: I no get sister. But then, wetin I talk na lie? Where una see husband? Una dey discuss by faith, I knw. Well, amen to una faith. Sow more seeds and do more fsating. Nothing is impossible. Afterall, I wish una well.

i'm sure say na girl dey propose to you and not u doing d proposal! Smh

bennyraz: I can't exchange words with u cuz obviously, you are the bigger joker here. And whether i meant what i typed is non of ur fcckin business. I SMH for u raise to power 100. And na who etisalat no dey give free 15mb Infact, i no get ur time jare.

get panadol, its faster and easier!

mcnepow: U shuldav put on a smilling face wen saying dis.

dats d best he can offer.

[quote author=Mynd_44]Wetin do you?[/quote]wey u shi.t for bodi?

fluid26: huh? when? Where? This is libel! Perjury! Defamation! Calumny! Vilification! Traducement! Slander!

pls speak engrish! I just don't get!

mcnepow: After winning 'd tin', wetin she go use compensate you??

which tin? As if u didn't get more 'behind the scene'!

uhu?!? What's happening up there? Make una tok proposal jhoor! Mtchew

Idowuogbo: bad gal! wot do u no about jerking sef, pikin wey neva start menses dey romance sexshun ni?

*faints* hehehehe i bet, u need help fast! WTB!

bennyraz: Bin_gbagbo. U are d biggest fool on NL. Private messages are meant to be private. Why posting it out? Gullible somebody. Im sure cocoa just teased u and u fell for it. Men like u are very immature and cheap.

if u really mean this ^, then, u're a joke! Instead of 'enjoying' d thread, u're displaying ur anger due to inconsistent 15MB! Smh

mcnepow: After all d rigging wey u do u stil dey form ignorance??

he promised more dan a phone ooo na!

mcnepow: False accusation

mcnepow: *whispers in her ears* U berra say u were joking.

ok, wait i dey c um. . . . .

booqee: really?! So ur bf attends dat school with d funny name? Oh my.....then ur bf must be sooo razz. Where is d school located sef? Ilesha??

hehehe, at least its bera dan being raped by a g*y lecturer! #omgsoawkward# lol