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Re: Fun time With Vicky by JojoArmani(m): 8:36pm On May 28, 2012 |
vicky ur jokes too make sence, laugh don make people dey ask weda i dey crazy. Pls incase of next time put caution so dat we will know wat we are about to read. Me like de joke jare, abeg more. @ekeroyal. Thanks 1 Like |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 8:03pm On May 29, 2012 |
mcnepow: thanks jare Jojo Armani: vicky ur jokes too make sence, laugh don make people dey ask weda i dey crazy. Pls incase of next time put caution so dat we will know wat we are about to read. Me like de joke jare, abeg more. thanks more on d way glad that u like them |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by daQueen: 8:26pm On May 29, 2012 |
~vicky~:nice jokes 1 Like |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 2:31pm On May 30, 2012 |
daQueen: thanks |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by mcnepow(m): 5:01pm On May 30, 2012 |
^enof of the tanks, paste more na ^enof of the tanks, paste more na |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 7:22pm On May 30, 2012 |
Teacher:All idiots stand up. Akpors stood up. Teacher: So u are an idiot? Boy: No ma...I just can't bear u standing alone ma....lolz 1 Like |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 7:31pm On May 30, 2012 |
A man walks into a jewellery store, looking at beautiful wedding rings.As he bends over the glass counter to have a closer look at the ring he farts hoping that the shop assistant did not hear the fart,the man asks:"how much is the ring?".The shop assistant look at him and says:"if you farted by just seeing the ring won't you shit yourself if I tell you the price?" |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 7:35pm On May 30, 2012 |
THIS IS A VERY TOUCHING SHORT STORY. A young boy was walking home after school when he saw a small puppy. He picked it up & touched it. Then he touched it again. He touched it once again, touched and touched and touched...he then touched it again, then he finished touching. Like I said in the beginning, A VERY TOUCHING STORY! |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 7:36pm On May 30, 2012 |
LAUGH OUT Prof buys the new Automatic BMW X6 sport. He drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night the car just won’t move at all. He tries driving the car at night for a week but still no luck. He then furiously calls the BMW dealers and they send out a technician to him. The technician asks “ Sir, are you sure you are using the right gears?” Full of anger skoro replies “You fool, idiot man, how you could ask such a question, I'm not stupid! I use D for the Day and N for the Night........................LOL |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 5:53pm On May 31, 2012 |
In a Grade II class, after the teacher taught on TENSES, the class became interactive & she called on Akpors, "Akpors, change this sentence to future tense: 'I have killed somebody.' " Akpors replied with a smile, "U will go to jail" 1 Like |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by mcnepow(m): 7:56pm On May 31, 2012 |
~vicky~:. ~vicky~:Hahahaha |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by swtchicgurl: 10:17pm On May 31, 2012 |
~vicky~: hahahahahahahaha vicky! U're d bestest!!! Hahahahaha u made my night! Lol |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by JojoArmani(m): 11:32pm On May 31, 2012 |
I use D for the Day and N for the Night........................LOL [/quote] Vicky dis time no be u go say thanks for me likin ur jokes na me go say thanks for makin my nite wit laughter. [quote author=~vicky~]In a Grade II class, after the teacher taught on TENSES, the class became interactive & she called on Akpors, "Akpors, change this sentence to future tense: 'I have killed somebody.' " Akpors replied with a smile, "U will go to jail" each time i see dis akpors name, my face will start smilling cos dis akpors name will always do sometin funny. Lolz |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by dbrightest: 9:35am On Jun 01, 2012 |
am really enjoying your jokes they got me smiling whenever i read them nice effort keep it up |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by dbrightest: 9:59am On Jun 01, 2012 |
In an English exam. There's an essay writing. The title was "What is laziness?" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Akpors left 3 pages blank and wrote in the end - THIS IS LAZINESS. rate me |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 11:38am On Jun 01, 2012 |
d-brightest: ηḯ¢℮ σηℯ тσσ |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Dagods(m): 11:59pm On Jun 01, 2012 |
Tanx "kahlan"sorry vicky,confess me my lady,,, |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by jackpot(f): 1:37pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
~vicky~:na lie jor! She didn't say that |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 9:49am On Jun 04, 2012 |
jackpot: na lie jor! She didn't say that shut up |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by bright007(f): 11:50am On Jun 04, 2012 |
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Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 1:41pm On Jun 04, 2012 |
bright007: This post has been hidden hidden by who? re u the moderator my friend get a life and stop typing nonsense on my thread u no see wetin happen yesterday |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by bright007(f): 1:58pm On Jun 04, 2012 |
~vicky~:By Dr who |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 2:03pm On Jun 04, 2012 |
bright007: ask |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by ekeroyal(m): 6:06pm On Jun 04, 2012 |
someone appears to be in love with Akpors. Pls identify yourself. |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 11:45am On Jun 05, 2012 |
ekeroyal: someone appears to be in love with Akpors. Pls identify yourself. |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by ekeroyal(m): 7:14pm On Jun 05, 2012 |
^^there u are |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 2:16pm On Jun 06, 2012 |
Ajibel: Op try small 1%I saw ur profile pic, it's lukin exactly as ur posts. A friend of mine whom I shared ur rudeness wit saw ur pic n asked, ''can anytin gud come out 4rm Ajibel'' a fool is alwayz a fool, I'm nt d only one complaining abot u ooo! ''ewu'' |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 2:44pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
MONEY SPEAKING A lady was praying at church and she was like, "Oh Lord I don't want to marry a short man, any short man that's coming my way, I bind him with the holy fire! Next to her was Mr. Kpekus who was also praying for a wife, 'Oh dear lord I'm a billionaire but very short, please lord I need a wife, a wife that will take me for who I am. The lady then kept silent for a while and gave a new topic for her pray. Now she prayed.... "LORD I know your ways are not our ways, you know what's good and you give them to us, is that your voice I'm hearing? Father speak for thy servant is listening, yes Father, who am I to say NO, I know you're blessings are disguise. I'll marry the CONTENT and not the CONTAINER." |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Ajibel(m): 8:52pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
peeps into thread |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 12:19pm On Jun 11, 2012 |
Ajibel: peeps into thread bush pig |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 12:21pm On Jun 11, 2012 |
Akpos brings back his school report and once again, he did it! He scored a very round zero over 10! Papa got very angry, ready to beat the hell out of him. Papa screams at Akpos: Is Chinedu not your mate? All Akpos could do was to whisper in his mind, and under his breath, he whispered out: 'IS DANGOTE NOT YOUR MATE?' |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by mcnepow(m): 12:33pm On Jun 11, 2012 |
Oh lawddd! |
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