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Re: Fun time With Vicky by JojoArmani(m): 8:36pm On May 28, 2012
vicky ur jokes too make sence, laugh don make people dey ask weda i dey crazy. Pls incase of next time put caution so dat we will know wat we are about to read. Me like de joke jare, abeg more.

@ekeroyal. Thanks

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Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 8:03pm On May 29, 2012
mcnepow:
Egbon mi, bawo?


=)) =)) =))º°˚˚°º≈hahahaº°˚ ˚i°º≈º°˚wan˚°º≈º°˚laugh˚°º≈º°my˚˚°º≈belle =)) =)) =))tear» Vicky has officially gone crazy! grin


cheesy cheesy cheesy thanks jare

Jojo Armani: vicky ur jokes too make sence, laugh don make people dey ask weda i dey crazy. Pls incase of next time put caution so dat we will know wat we are about to read. Me like de joke jare, abeg more.

@ekeroyal. Thanks

thanks more on d way
glad that u like them
Re: Fun time With Vicky by daQueen: 8:26pm On May 29, 2012
~vicky~:
more jokes

A teacher gave d whole class an assignment to draw anything.

5 minutes later, Akpors gave the teacher a blank piece of paper.

Teacher: What is dis?

Akpors: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.

Teacher: (Looked at d paper) Where's d grass?

Akpors: The cow ate all of it.

Teacher: (Looked at d paper again)...then, where's d cow?

Akpors: It left because there are no more grass to eat na.
kiss kiss kiss kiss
nice jokes

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Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 2:31pm On May 30, 2012
daQueen:
nice jokes


wink wink wink wink cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
cool cool cool cool cool cool
grin grin cheesy cheesy


thanks
Re: Fun time With Vicky by mcnepow(m): 5:01pm On May 30, 2012
^enof of the tanks, paste more na smiley^enof of the tanks, paste more na
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 7:22pm On May 30, 2012
Teacher:All idiots stand up.
Akpors stood up.
Teacher: So u are an idiot?
Boy: No ma...I just can't bear u standing alone ma....lolz cheesy cheesy

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Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 7:31pm On May 30, 2012
A man walks into a jewellery store, looking at beautiful wedding rings.As he bends over the glass
counter to have a closer look at the ring he farts hoping that the shop assistant did not hear the fart,the man asks:"how much is the ring?".The shop assistant look at him and says:"if you farted by just seeing the ring won't you shit yourself if I tell you the price?"
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 7:35pm On May 30, 2012
THIS IS A VERY TOUCHING SHORT STORY.

A young boy was walking home after school when he saw a small puppy.

He picked it up & touched it.

Then he touched it again.

He touched it once again, touched and touched and touched...he then touched it again, then he finished touching.

Like I said in the beginning, A VERY TOUCHING STORY! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 7:36pm On May 30, 2012
LAUGH OUT
Prof buys the new Automatic
BMW X6 sport.
He drives the car perfectly well
during the day, but at night the
car just won’t move at all.
He tries driving the car at night
for a week but still no luck.
He then furiously calls the BMW
dealers and they send out a
technician to him.
The technician asks “ Sir, are you
sure you are using the right
gears?”
Full of anger skoro replies
“You fool, idiot man, how you
could ask such a question,
I'm not stupid!
I use D for the Day and N for the
Night........................LOL wink wink
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 5:53pm On May 31, 2012
In a Grade II class, after the teacher taught on TENSES, the class became interactive & she called on Akpors,

"Akpors, change this sentence to future tense: 'I have killed somebody.' "

Akpors replied with a smile,

"U will go to jail"

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Re: Fun time With Vicky by mcnepow(m): 7:56pm On May 31, 2012
~vicky~:
LAUGH OUT
I use D for the Day and N for the
Night........................LOL wink wink
.
~vicky~:
In a Grade II class, after the teacher taught on TENSES, the class became interactive & she called on Akpors,

"Akpors, change this sentence to future tense: 'I have killed somebody.' "

Akpors replied with a smile,

"U will go to jail"

Hahahaha grin
Re: Fun time With Vicky by swtchicgurl: 10:17pm On May 31, 2012
~vicky~:
In a Grade II class, after the teacher taught on TENSES, the class became interactive & she called on Akpors,

"Akpors, change this sentence to future tense: 'I have killed somebody.' "

Akpors replied with a smile,

"U will go to jail"


hahahahahahahaha vicky! U're d bestest!!! Hahahahaha u made my night! Lol
Re: Fun time With Vicky by JojoArmani(m): 11:32pm On May 31, 2012
I use D for the Day and N for the
Night........................LOL wink wink[/quote] Vicky dis time no be u go say thanks for me likin ur jokes na me go say thanks for makin my nite wit laughter.

[quote author=~vicky~]In a Grade II class, after the teacher taught on TENSES, the class became interactive & she called on Akpors,

"Akpors, change this sentence to future tense: 'I have killed somebody.' "

Akpors replied with a smile,

"U will go to jail"

each time i see dis akpors name, my face will start smilling cos dis akpors name will always do sometin funny. Lolz
Re: Fun time With Vicky by dbrightest: 9:35am On Jun 01, 2012
am really enjoying your jokes

they got me smiling whenever i read them

nice effort

keep it up kiss kiss kiss
Re: Fun time With Vicky by dbrightest: 9:59am On Jun 01, 2012
In an English exam.

There's an essay writing.

The title was "What is laziness?"
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Akpors left 3 pages blank and wrote in the end -

THIS IS LAZINESS.
grin grin grin
rate me
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 11:38am On Jun 01, 2012
d-brightest:
In an English exam.

There's an essay writing.

The title was "What is laziness?"
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Akpors left 3 pages blank and wrote in the end -

THIS IS LAZINESS.
grin grin grin
rate me

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Re: Fun time With Vicky by Dagods(m): 11:59pm On Jun 01, 2012
Tanx "kahlan"sorry vicky,confess me my lady,,,
Re: Fun time With Vicky by jackpot(f): 1:37pm On Jun 02, 2012
~vicky~:
A man walks into a jewellery store, looking at beautiful wedding rings.As he bends over the glass
counter to have a closer look at the ring he farts hoping that the shop assistant did not hear the fart,the man asks:"how much is the ring?".The shop assistant look at him and says:"if you farted by just seeing the ring won't you shit yourself if I tell you the price?"
na lie jor! She didn't say that tongue
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 9:49am On Jun 04, 2012
jackpot: na lie jor! She didn't say that tongue



shut up tongue
Re: Fun time With Vicky by bright007(f): 11:50am On Jun 04, 2012
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Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 1:41pm On Jun 04, 2012
bright007: This post has been hidden


hidden by who?

re u the moderator

my friend get a life and stop typing nonsense on my thread

u no see wetin happen yesterday lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Fun time With Vicky by bright007(f): 1:58pm On Jun 04, 2012
~vicky~:



hidden by who?
By Dr who
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 2:03pm On Jun 04, 2012
bright007:
By Dr who

ask WWW.Google.com
Re: Fun time With Vicky by ekeroyal(m): 6:06pm On Jun 04, 2012
someone appears to be in love with Akpors. Pls identify yourself.
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 11:45am On Jun 05, 2012
ekeroyal: someone appears to be in love with Akpors. Pls identify yourself.


Re: Fun time With Vicky by ekeroyal(m): 7:14pm On Jun 05, 2012
^^there u are cheesy
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 2:16pm On Jun 06, 2012
Ajibel: Op try small 1%
I saw ur profile pic, it's lukin exactly as ur posts. A friend of mine whom I shared ur rudeness wit saw ur pic n asked, ''can anytin gud come out 4rm Ajibel'' a fool is alwayz a fool, I'm nt d only one complaining abot u ooo! ''ewu''
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 2:44pm On Jun 07, 2012
MONEY SPEAKING

A lady was praying at church and she was like,

"Oh Lord I don't want to marry a short man, any short man that's coming my way, I bind him with the holy fire!

Next to her was Mr. Kpekus who was also praying for a wife,

'Oh dear lord I'm a billionaire but very short, please lord I need a wife, a wife that will take me for who I am.

The lady then kept silent for a while and gave a new topic for her pray.
Now she prayed....

"LORD I know your ways are not our ways, you know what's good and you give them to us, is that your voice I'm hearing? Father speak for thy servant is listening, yes Father, who am I to say NO, I know you're blessings are disguise. I'll marry the CONTENT and not the CONTAINER."
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Ajibel(m): 8:52pm On Jun 07, 2012
peeps into thread lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 12:19pm On Jun 11, 2012
Ajibel: peeps into thread lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

bush pig
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 12:21pm On Jun 11, 2012
Akpos brings back his school report and once again, he did it!

He scored a very round zero over 10!

Papa got very angry, ready to beat the hell out of him.

Papa screams at Akpos: Is Chinedu not your mate?

All Akpos could do was to whisper in his mind, and under his breath, he whispered out:

'IS DANGOTE NOT YOUR MATE?' cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Fun time With Vicky by mcnepow(m): 12:33pm On Jun 11, 2012
Oh lawddd! cheesy

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