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Ajibel: I thought I was going to find something creative but as always you've disappointed me @op like oda jokers
I dunno,this is neither a joke nor a riddle....arghhhhh...smh

hahahahahahahaha

mcnepow: They are Swtchic n Swtchic
.
Wia have u been?

where else, in your boxers na but i couldn't find you in my bumshot

lilkech: why una too dey '4LK 4LK' every day ?

rubbish!

mcnepow: two Sweethearts missed me

who are they?

should i choose a date and venue?!

besides, i hope it doesn't fall on a day when i'll having my next modelling walk

hope u guys are fine

dike dike, mosa mosa, borrow borrow, laba laba, etc

[quote author=Ben-10]Girl: how much do you luv me?
boyfriend: I love u so much, I cant measure.
Girl: no just tell me naaa...
Boy: okay I am like a phone and you are my sim card, there's no me without u
Girl: aaaaaawww that is so romantic
Boy: (says 2 himself) see mumu!!! What if I'm a china fone wit 3 sims? [/quote]lol

choi! boys are bad gan ooo

mess mess

no bori missed me?

hello my people!

bunmioguns: Why do we like saying some words twice? E.g. Mago mago, copy copy, begi begi, follow follow, yama yama, chin chin, kuli kuli, waka waka, moi moi, jedi jedi, sharp sharp, yori yori, gbomo gbomo, mu mu, borrow borrow, lie lie, fear fear, talk talk, jigi jigi, holy holy, jaga jaga, scatter scatter...

drop urs..

mtchew!

wats this?

mtchew

[quote author=~vicky~]how re u[/quote]fine sis! ow r u too?

ok

cool

mcnepow: No body missed me

are u sure?

mtchew

Lucario007: Just passing by..

lucky say something nice na

ekeroyal: ok, but am not doing anything bad I hope.

Hugs switchgurl 'n' number of times (real tight), gives a 'n' number of hot kisses .

Carries her and swings her as well.

Hope you're happy.

not yet, some more nicer and cuddlier, u knw

ekeroyal:

Pls explain more to me? I thought I gave you a handful of hugs & kisses the other day. What am I to do still?

i want some more

how i wish these were funny!
*yawns*

dani1luv: I swear this is monomaniacy

meaning?

ekeroyal: PARROT SHOP

A lady went to the store to buy a parrot and asks the sales person "What's so special about the parrot ?"
Sales person: "this parrot can talk" So the lady asks the parrot "how do I look?" The parrot replies "you look like a phucking Slut?"
The lady gets pissed off and tells the sales person that its a very rude parrot and she cannot buy it.
The sales person tells her to please wait for 2 mins.
The sales person takes the parrot to the back of the store and shoves the parrot into a bucket of water and when he pulls the parrot out he says "if you disrespect the lady out there I'll soak you in water again" and takes the parrot back outside.
The sales person asked the lady to ask the parrot another question.
Lady: "if i come home with 1 man what would you think?"
Parrot: "he's your husband"
Lady: "2 men"
Parrot "your husband and his brother"
Lady: "3 men"
Parrot: "your husband, his brother & your brother"
Lady : "4 men"
Parrot: "bring the phucking bucket of water, I already told you she's a slut!"

its not funny! i will not laff at to ur joke until u yansh me do ur resposibility! mtchew

ok, be nice. no insults pls

what kinda joke is this?
it's either the joke aint funny or the poster aint funny

rubbish! crazy and dumb post!
mtchew

next pls

dabrake: I just must laugh.

tnk u jare

ekeroyal: Ole, it has been proven several times, your case can't change anything

mtchew, coward!
u beta step up to more responsibilities!

Vivly: I bin dey do all until ma bf catch me dey dip bread for tea. Chai. Shame catch me

i bet he does it too