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what kind of thread is this that has nofin to offer humanity!
mtchew

what's all these na?

my lie: this thread is fanny!

mtchew!

hehehe, now i can laff too
mtchew

ekeroyal: so I've been dinning with kids jambites all this while. SMH!

not so fast! chill

skales: I'm still thinking about coming back fully to jokes section for the sake of my fans, and well wishers

Excluding boogee, mikuz and bingbagbo cuz they're Ibo

Ibo people are too lousy and jealous's talent like me

i think u're wrong with the bold name!
besides, r u a northerner, southerner or westerner or cross-breed?

olawalebab: The 2 kids around. hmmmmmmm

yet another joke!

mcnepow: A man went into a museum and mistakenly broke a statue,

the museum keeper said to him, "that is five hundred year old piece you have just broken"

the man answered, "gosh! thank God it is not a new one!".

i'm chuckling because it's you ooo, u can do bera than this!

dani1luv:
ori e o da
where is yinkalink?

backfire! stop saying rubbish, moderator my yansh!

besides, i am!

what's all these trash i'm reading?
these aint gonna make me laff!

dani1luv: Thanks
So, should I continue with my story??

yes pls

hardleyC: 1 You can't touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2 You're reta'rded cause you just tried it.
3 Now your smiling cause you're an i/di/ot
Laff it off!

^ mad man boy

dani1luv: <id removed> add fast!!

ok, done

olawalebab: It is because of your incompetences (All the ladies) that make me miss these ladies, when they are rocking joke section, I believe you will be in primary school. You are a bad mod

now, this another joke!

y don't u take some time and read thru my posts and comments b4 u conclude! he-goat! mtchew

dani1luv: Please nah
oya your facebook Id??

i can't put my details here sir! r u on 2go?

mtchew

very funny, good one suto!

skales: The reason why I left was because people hate and jealous me n these section ........ I Swear!

Why me?

u must be joking

olawalebab: This is not a joke but facts, where are these ladies. Kemisuga and Yinkalink (El should answer me on this). urgently expecting your replies.

in my suckaway
now, this is a joke!

dani1luv: Seriously??
Are you also there??
chai..forward me your email sharply pls,
or facebook id..
or your phone number!!
accept my friend request sharply!!
No Time!!

no, i'm not a student of unilorin.
i've accepted ur request, u can mail me via nairaland

Excelboi: The way your reply to people's comment with your other joke clowns, you think people will take you serious? Take time ooo

who?

dani1luv: Unilorin!
Anything??

dani1luv: see this blind pig

chairman!! its my first choice jor
Moreover I have changed to a less competitive course

i have a brother there and another one going in with u! nice one!
maybe i can help

dani1luv: becoz your already losing?

no, cos i don't care

dani1luv: am dani

mtchew daniel

dani1luv: U stup..id woh
Are you buying or not?

now, i knw who's broke

dani1luv: oou na case. . ah dey fear the cultism of a thing
well sha. .I pick am as 2nd Choice. .any oou'ite in the house??
I need ur help oh

so, wat's ur first choice?

dani1luv: why what??
Switchcgirl must WIN

thank you jare

but, i don't like stupid comparison and competition!

dani1luv: chai..dont tell me your so broke. .you
cant even afford just N100

is this d amount u're going to sell ur account?

dani1luv: i'ld soon resign, wen admission clicks
or I sell my account
Interested??

*thinking mode activated*

dani1luv: ode!!
I have not finished my story!!
FYI this my 2nd jamb
My o'level fcked me up last year

Now back to my story
where was I?

ok, u can go ahead

[s]but, how do u combine nairaland and academics, and pass well[/s]

dani, why na?

dani1luv: Baby I suffered that day oh

eyah, sowie
i only wrote jamb once, but without aid

hope d result was good sha