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sutoboy: Aunty? u get fault oh!


i dont have one!

can u bi mine?

prove to me dat u deserve an aunt as good as i am!

dani1luv: Wore a pair of Pencil Jeans, rainbow-colored shirt and a dunlop slipper
We all boarded a bus going to Caleb University Imota,
unknown to us we had an invigilator in our midst
he was the odd one out. .
so we continued making calls, sending & receiving texts
and sharing answers. .
I got all answers with me except chemistry!
so I had no choice than to take smuggle my fone inside

THE SEARCHING BEGAN!!
Imagine wetin old woman wey get mark for face
wey dun born like 12pikin dey find for my kpekus
arena like switchgurl she touched it!!
but she thought it was my thing!! she thought it was long
she then whisphered to me "your gurlfriend is enjoying oh"

Not knowing it was my Nokia c1

I scaled through the first stage of searching even with
my fone around my kpekus arena.. . .TO BE CONTINUED

now, this is stupidly funny

mtchew

mtchew

sutoboy: something is smelling here!


who yawn?

have u checked ur jamb rsult?
to ur question, ur aunty
he-goat!

mikuz: no, its your autobiography. Mtchew

i hope u passed ur jamb, results are out
he-goat

ode mtchew

mikuz: Switchic i wonder wetin for happen if to say you fine. We for don run comot from NL.
Thank God for babes like Booqee and Vicky.

*yawns*

mtchew

with all those outdated jokes?
mtchew

mikuz: Vicky is second to none in jokes section. How can you compare her to mumu switchic?
Mtchew

looser!

mcnepow: mstcheewww

That primitive cave

don't mind jare mcnepow

this aint funny

dani1luv: ehen nah. . .nah my boxerz she dey reside now

u're daydreaming! mtchew
i only went to remove wat i kept there

mcnepow: I aint beefing u sisi
For the records, SwtChic is My Love

Awww! Mcnepow

ok

take this:

Question: Why is a room full of married people empty?
Answer: There isn't a single person in it.

more to come. . . ..

nice stuffs

otajipopo: If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed and dry cleaners depressed?

Laundry workers could decrease, eventually becoming depressed and depleted even more, bedmakers will be debunked, baseball players will be debased, landscapers will be deflowered, bulldozer operators will be degraded, organ donors will be delivered, software engineers will be detested, the BVD company will be debriefed and even musical composers will eventually decompose.

On a more positive note though, perhaps we can hope politicians will be devoted.

now, this is good! thumbs up!

mcnepow: I know u r high on me

leave me jhoor

booqee, good girl!

skales: Listen up pusssy,
Dem no ban me.

I stopped comming to jokes section since seun dey disturb me with mod job wey I still dey turn down till today.... I swear!

and why u talk sey I dey seek for your attention.. Are u madd?

U wan start again abi?
Why u dey beef me?

is this her name?

booqee: if swtchicgurl catch us nko? :-/

booqee how can u do this to me?

bin gbagbo: shut ur small mouth up dia u thief!

jackpot: shut ur small mouth u 45-year old virgin! ! !

what are these things saying?

mtchew

mcnepow: low

eyah, sowie oooo

me, i am high sha

dani1luv: foolish girl
i can see you're impotent

what did u say?

mikuz: Switchic,
you should thank your God someone like me called you such romantic name. With the way you are i wonder how many guys would want to even say hi to you not to talk of chyking. You are not a fine girl and you know it,so stop forming and fronting. I wonder if you really have a bf. What is wrong with you? Atleast If babes wey make sense like Vivly and Booqee dey yarn the way you dey yarn now e for dey different cos they got the goods/commodity wey fit move market. But your case is far different,you cant even seduce a Maniac! If rubbish girls like you come dey mumu like this how babes wey get am like Vicky go behave?
Yeye babe

is this a letter, an essay or a poem?

mcnepow: SwtChicGurl

hi

hehehhe

never seen them before!

blackboi: yes,

YES?

mcnepow: Thank you
God bless u. .

MCNEPOW