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 Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by swtchicgurl: 7:51pm On Mar 29, 2012 |
jackpot: ^wetin person fit find for that your dark cave-like hairy anus?mtchew |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Hall Of Fame! Red Carpet Events! Must-see! by swtchicgurl: 7:50pm On Mar 29, 2012 |
mcnepow: Thumbs up!  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Barber by swtchicgurl: 7:42pm On Mar 29, 2012 |
seen it before, buh funny small |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Decent Jokes For Decent People! by swtchicgurl(op): 7:39pm On Mar 29, 2012 |
jackpot: ^never mind dear, hugging and squeezing your soft cushion-like chest apples will do the magic!idi ot  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: First Nl Joke Premier: Ramatu Parts 1 To 11 by swtchicgurl: 7:36pm On Mar 29, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: u wanna know? well scroll downpoint of correction, its not my faeces, its ur scrotum! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Your Phone Number by swtchicgurl(op): 7:34pm On Mar 29, 2012 |
thanks guys! luv ya'll! more to come. . . . . . |
| Romance › Re: Men On Bbm Dp by swtchicgurl: 4:51am On Mar 29, 2012 |
chiteny: What is Dp?[b]d[/b]ull [b]p[/b]oster |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Your Phone Number by swtchicgurl(op): 4:48am On Mar 29, 2012 |
Joeblis: Ave hard d 1st one b4.sha u try...apkos name don sufer 4 jokeThanks |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Why I Don't Trust Ibo People With Moiney by swtchicgurl: 1:40am On Mar 29, 2012 |
boring |
| Jokes Etc › Your Phone Number by swtchicgurl(op): 1:39am On Mar 29, 2012 |
A girl scrolled thru her guy's phone & saw funny girls name saved in d contact list......... Such as Rachael Stingy, Gloria Small Breast, Mary Long Teeth, Nancy Big Ear & She was having fun laughing at all d names she saw. She decided 2check out wat her own number had been saved as & when shen she dialled her line, wat she saw was JULIET MOUTH ODOUR!!! LOLZ Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. Johnny asked his mom, “Where’d he come from?” “He came from heaven, Johnny.” “Wow! I can see why they threw him out!”.... One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orangutan was reading two books: the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. Surprised, he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books?" "Well," said the orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother." Men who kiss there wives in d morning tend to live 5-years longer than expected. A US survey said. Is it true?  NOW TAKE THIS![color=#990000][/color] TEACHER: Akpos, what is 4+4? AKPOS: Aunty, I nor know. TEACHER: Ok, I know u love snacks so listen; If I give u 4 balls of puff-puff in ur hand, and I give u an additional 4 balls, wat will u have? AKPOS: 8 puff-puff. TEACHER: Bravo! We r making progress here. So wat is 4-4? AKPOS: I nor know! TEACHER: (sighs) ok, if I give u 4 balls of puff- puff in ur hand, and I collect all of dem back from u, what will be left in ur hand? AKPOS: Na oil naa! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Celebrating Virtue by swtchicgurl: 1:19am On Mar 29, 2012 |
what's all these? is dis a joke? mtchew 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Akpos "Boys Re Not Smiling" by swtchicgurl: 11:41pm On Mar 28, 2012 |
bunmioguns: |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Dinner Table by swtchicgurl: 9:15pm On Mar 28, 2012 |
nice  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Drunk!!! by swtchicgurl: 8:59pm On Mar 28, 2012 |
this is disturbing! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Wicked Husband by swtchicgurl: 8:55pm On Mar 28, 2012 |
AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Hall Of Fame! Red Carpet Events! Must-see! by swtchicgurl: 8:41pm On Mar 28, 2012 |
[quote author=~vicky~]am jus seeing it 0[/quote]eyah, so, wat do u think? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Hall Of Fame! Red Carpet Events! Must-see! by swtchicgurl: 8:38pm On Mar 28, 2012 |
[quote author=~vicky~]i don miss 0 see commotion in d house[/quote]don't tell me u are just seeing this! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Akpos "Boys Re Not Smiling" by swtchicgurl: 8:36pm On Mar 28, 2012 |
vicky, ur boyfriend looks hott! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by swtchicgurl: 8:28pm On Mar 28, 2012 |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Which is your birth month?Lie!  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: All D Way by swtchicgurl: 8:16pm On Mar 28, 2012 |
^ what's all these? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 3 HYMNS by swtchicgurl: 8:14pm On Mar 28, 2012 |
bunmioguns: you need deliverance cos dts wht u kip typing on every threadseconded |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Hall Of Fame! Red Carpet Events! Must-see! by swtchicgurl: 7:55pm On Mar 28, 2012 |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]The One Wey E Dey now an Life?  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Decent Jokes For Decent People! by swtchicgurl(op): 7:40pm On Mar 28, 2012 |
thanks peeps! i'm glad u like them! |
| Romance › Re: Men On Bbm Dp by swtchicgurl: 5:55am On Mar 28, 2012 |
maybe the OP isn't so handsome and she's not proud of it |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Hall Of Fame! Red Carpet Events! Must-see! by swtchicgurl: 11:52pm On Mar 27, 2012 |
jackpot: *rushes to press her booobs, puts my hand there and discovers everything is flat*smh, na dat thing go kill u! El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]I have a Confession -- swtchicgurl Dont take it Personalyes bawss! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: First Nl Joke Premier: Ramatu Parts 1 To 11 by swtchicgurl: 11:43pm On Mar 27, 2012 |
what is this? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Answers That Work by swtchicgurl: 11:23pm On Mar 27, 2012 |
what kind of joke is this? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Decent Jokes For Decent People! by swtchicgurl(op): 11:21pm On Mar 27, 2012 |
MORE JOKES: A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?" The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times. When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move.The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What do you want on your back?" "I will take nothing!" says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch." What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American. He responds, "I'll take the Mexican. Mother-in-law's Funeral A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to cry, his wife punched him and said: Why are you crying, you never liked my mother anyway. I know he replied, I thought I saw her move! Blonde weighs baby At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first. "That won't work," countered the woman. "I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt." |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Decent Jokes For Decent People! by swtchicgurl(op): 9:19pm On Mar 27, 2012 |
booqee: Thank you swtchicgurl! U just made my day! Ruqaya: Very funny and nice jokes. More grease to ur elbow.[quote author=~vicky~]cool and nice [/quote]thanks girls! u're the bestestssss |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Decent Jokes For Decent People! by swtchicgurl(op): 3:50am On Mar 27, 2012 |
Once two ladies came before King Solomon, fighting over a boy. “He’s my son-in law” one said “No he’s mine” countered the other. After thinking for a few minutes the King finally decided on a ruling. “Bring me my sword and we will cut the boy in half, they will each get half.” “No” the first lady screamed “don’t cut him in half I would rather the second lady get the whole son-in-law.” Ah Hah said King Solomon with a big smile I now know who is the real mother-in-law. For a only the real mother-in-law would stand quietly while her son-in-law gets cut in half.” |
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