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mikuz: I love the joke,just as the poster.

say something reasonably! bush rat!

dani1luv: ACCREDITATION
after scaling through the first stage of searching
I went to thumbprint, unknown to me my fingerprints
has faded. .due to the constant pressing of booo.bi.e
I was told to press the thing. .I pressed it hard ehn
I tot it was booqee's thing
My picture appeared. .but it was upside down
how come?? I thought to myself??
The is spiritual
I started speaking in tongues in my mind. .
robroscrapshiranagurundi
i later discovered that the glass i wore was upsidedown
I did the accreditation successfully. .and went on!!
All this while my fone was inside my kpekus oh

I got to the 2nd stage. .i scaled through. .but at the final stage
of searching. .a gurls fone rang in her private Holy Shit!!
She was doomed!!. .I was scared!! i started screaming!!
PARACETAMOL!!! PANADOL!!! ASPIRINE!!

There was a line!!! This time around they started searching underneath!
when I noticed we were asked to pull off trousers. .
I immediately asked for where the toilet is . . . .TO BE CONTINUED

funny yet stupid!

sutoboy: slap me and let me see what switch girl looks like!

are u always this dumb

mcnepow: U and who go follow chop dat nAnsence food

mcnepow, trust me na, i will put my own spice! u should kbw berra
ven't i been cooking well for you?
oya, make my head swell jhoor!

Izecson3D: only 4? Y u no cook i[color=#990000][/color] carton?? Lmao

pls speak english!


[quote author=~vicky~]she dey show herself[/quote][quote author=~vicky~]wetin be ur own na na me say make u no fit cook?
she dey show herself[/quote]

[quote author=~vicky~]Girlfriend Called her
Boyfriend
GF: Honey where are you ?
BF: I'm at the bank
GF: Dear, please I need 5k
to activate my blackberry, 3k to do
my hair and 10k
to buy a dress.
BF: Sorry, I meant I was at
the "bank" of a river..
Do you want fish ? [/quote]another good joke! thumbs up!

hehehehehe
vicky this is good!
he resemble dani wella!

[quote author=~vicky~]come on switchic dont be rude nw

lets welcome him

Mummy's boy welcome to NL

D RULES WOULD be given to u when my husband comes back 4rm United state

b4 i go ....is dis a joke? [/quote] birds of a feather!

[quote author=~vicky~]am nt giving him morale.....jus trying to comment ad cheer u guys


come to think of it...u re fond of each other

u can make a better team u know
jus settle ur difference [/quote]no! mcnepow is a better person than mikuz!
mcnepow is richer handsome than him!

RocksQueen: @swtchigurl. Tnx hon

u're welcome

RocksQueen: @olawalebab. Brother Olawalebab, I have a feeling that u think everyone knows ur FB page....WELL I DON'T!,U'R NOT THAT POPULAR! And I didn't copy dis from anywhere so stop tryna claim ownership!

that's all he knows how to do

olawalebab: devil of the typing

i think u shld be typing this in ur profile as ur description

[quote author=~vicky~]mikuz ad switchic

oko ati iyawo


always fighting romantic fights [/quote]y are u giving him hope and morale!
he does not deserve someone as good as i am!

i just bought four packets of indomie and they all have seasoning.
anyway, i will cook it like that if otherwise.

DONkollione: @bitter-chic-boy.. dont dare me to my unbareable minimum... olofofo!


chei!

why is it so hard for u to impress with a simple regular joke!
mtchew

very very great jokes!
well done!

dani1luv: bros!! where you drop from?
like seriously are you??
just chilax. .mah go drink alomo

its taking too long na, contnue the torey jhoor!
i dey wait ooo

Vivly: Hi five rocksqueen. *goes back to watchin 90210*

hope u're thinking of a liposuction or br**st augumentation ooo

watch ya back

mikuz: una sure say this babe get sense at all?

monkey!

stale, but still funny
nice try

ekeroyal: ^you'll finish your saliva for nothing.

i just wish the joke was funny

olawalebab: is it a crime to say your mind. I don't have any skeleton to hide like you. The earlier you say your mind the better for you

bunmioguns: dont mind dt Eediot.

wat's with d barking?! mtchew

DONkollione: dont let me re-cycle ur menstural cycle u dis UGWU seller!

buglar!

na only mouth u get jhoor! bush rat!

strolls by

mtchew! mtchew! mtchew!

mtchew

mcnepow:

oh mcnepow! it's not wat u think oo

it's just a drama rehearsal oo

ekeroyal: Naughty gal.

what r u talking about?

robinhoodd2: pls change the "where" to "were".i know is a mistake

that should be the least of ur worries, he can't do better than that!

Rextab: Everyone put ur hands together 4the new kid in the joke forum...Rextab.
Drop ur welcome msgs below.
The ''were is the joke posters'' u are also welcome.pls dont be shy show Rextab some love...

new kid? in ur tiny mind! mtchew
anyway, u berra reveal urself fast before i slap u!

that's my way of saying welcome

but really, is this a joke?!

ekeroyal: Hope this hug doesn't cause trouble. Making it tight & warm ain't the issue.

*hugs her real tight & pecks her on the forehead*

Feelings better?

much better, but, whats chucking my legs na

DONkollione: YES! what and what will you do first

yes i mean if you where picked to be the president of nigeria for just 2day what will you do and undo during ur short tenure? lol

lets be seriouz peeps!

dis is not funny! besides, move to politics section!
mtchew