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smardray:
if u av the oppurtunity to become rich nw... Would u wait for 3year that isn't far?

how do u know am not rich now! ?

I remember when this guy was selling rice and stew by road side in Hillbrow jhb! When I was still bringing attachments to SA for distribution! This gal no go gree for am that time o! Now she go say I love him not because of money! Mtchew! All ladies marry because if money I swear! You're a broke guy? Abeg double your hustle o

smardray:
Bruh, how do u expect naija bae to wait 4 one akpos that went,promised to come back soon nd three years he's still dere...... So she shu wait for anoda december wait for another December that wil certainly change to three years..... This is about time not fear of some suntanned oyibo

bros! 3 years too far? For babe wey una dey yan steady?

AngelicDamsel:
Why won't I break up with u, when I saw ur different pics with foreign girls




Just kidding..
Sincerely speaking , If you can't wait for your bae who is away for at least 10yrs, then I doubt ur patience for JESUS 2nd coming....

10 years? Which lady fit try that? Haba lol

TrapQueen77:



What can i say?

Ur lady must never fear oyinbo sha...what she must fear is the same black ladies who are in abroad as well ... who are even more sophisticated, got a good curve who will gonna snatch her booboo anytime

@trapqueen! Nothing like that! Curves and shapes ain't the only reason u fall in love!

In 2014 I left Nigeria, having spent almost 2 years searching for jobs without any luck, I had a gal who was very 'loyal' despite my 'brokenness' ! We were so much in love despite the usual 'lovers' ish!

I told her about my plan to seek greener pastures abroad (since naija dey fall hands), she agreed with me though reluctantly coz of what she read and heard about distance relationships!

In short I was able to secure a visitor visa to finally leave naija and seek a better life! Hmmm, it was a mixture of joy n sadness! A lot runs through my innocent mind! The thought of leaving my parents behind, the thought of someone taking my 'boo of life' like she likes to call herself dominate my heart! But of course the though of living a better life, escaping the noises of 'molues' and danfo thrills me!

Finally I will be able to provide for my boo and my siblings! But! Hey I was wrong! 'Nowhere in the world where trees bring forth cash instead of fruits', you really have to work! I made a vow to my gal to be back in December that year! Lol! And promising never to cheat on her! We almost made blood covenant sef (no blame me o)

First few months was hell! It was extremely cold! Like there are AC every where! Infact AC sef dey learn gan! We have to wake up early morning daily to look for off jobs! Despite the coldness! Gradually! The little dollars I brought from naija don finish! I have to pay for monthly rents, electricity, water etc!

Hmmmmm! As a naija boy d hustling spirit keeps me going! And of course I maintain communication with bae! We chat on whatsapp most times am free! We upload and tag each other pictures on whatsapp and et al!

But gradually the December I promised was drawing near, yet no plan to go naija sef! Firstly due to paper issues (most of us are illegal immigrant until when luck smile on u) secondly no enough cash yet back home due to accumulated bills! Gradually reality begin to stare at my face!

Boo will call and tell me how her friends were laughing at her! How lonely she is! How boring it is! How badly she needed to be fvckd! Etc! Of course am in thousands of kilometers away! In a cold winter stricken environment wishing for a miracle!

Well! After almost two years of waiting, things changed! The pictures on FB says it all! Perhaps she can't hold on any longer! When I confronted her with my observations! She raised hell! Of course we men are always the usual suspect! I wept for days! But what can I do? Bae started frolicking with diff guys and yet some idiots back home will start shouting 'guys abroad are cheat'!

Of course my friends around laughed at me for believing there's still love in Nigeria! And she told anyone that cares to listen that she left because she's so sure I will end up marrying oyinbo!!

Fast forward! It's been three years now I left home! Paper issue sorted! Even though we ain't super rich, we ain't as broke as we use to be! Bae is still single! Getting older! Turning to churches! Updating heart aches on FB!!

Ladies! The fact that your bf left naija doesn't mean the union is over, stop this inferiority complex! No white lady is sexier than u! No oyinbo is sweeter than u! Don't let friends and gossips breaks your heart! Your man will always be your man if you're patient enough! Sorry if am boring! Just wanna share my experience with u

I have eaten ghana Jollof rice an I can tell u it taste quite awful! Not a good delicacy for a first timer at all! And of course the Thai fragrance rice they use make it taste even more awful! Like aboki food sha

Many are mad......Few are roaming

ScienceWatch:
WOW ! How refreshing to read the statements of an honest independant thinker.

Stay strong Sydney17 !

thanks

It's a shame! Majority of those criticizing this perfect gentle man don't even know him! They rely on newspaper stories written by a reporter using his or her own personal view to change mind set of the gullible ones! They rely on beer parlour gossips! They rely on what their pastors told them despite the fact that it's obvious other pastors are jealous of this man! Here's a man that doesn't own a private jet or any crazy bill paying university, here's a man that doesn't have a house of his own aside sleeping in the church or the prayer mountain, here's a man that doesn't drive any flamboyant car or SUV like his peers! The only sin he's committing from our own perspective is because he's healing the sick, the only sin he's committing is because he's helping the needy, the widows! The elderly! The disabled and of course he's casting out demons in the name of our Christ Jesus! If this man worship idols and do all these goods and our special Men of God with big grammers worship God, then something is wrong somewhere! Don't just join the bad wagon to crucify and condem someone u don't know! As a xtian u have the right to pray to God to show u who someone rather than ranting just because of what u heard or read! May The Lord help nigeria if we miss this man!

locosis007:
Israel isn't like Nigeria

Israel is way civilised. he might lose permanent members, only tourist or pilgrimagers..

the visa policies of Israel is different from Nigeria where every tom dick and harry can enter without proper check up

dont say what u don't know! Nigeria visa is one of the hardest to obtain in the world! You people must stop this self destructing attitude

Wonder what we are celebrating here! Ain't we suppose to have pass this stage? A toy car and the nation is celebrating! Kids in china already manufacturing appliances!everything used in SA are strictly manufactured locally! Cars, TV , electronic appliances and et al! I thought they said out economy is ahead of theirs

Naija with misplaced priority! What's the essence of these jamboree if there are no crowd in attendance? All I see are empty seat and some olosho with heavy makeups plus this Churchill whatever trying to get popularity before obasanjo impose him politically! Oh yea am sure the guy so call charity is aimed at something n most likely political gain!

R.I.P gallant corp member! And if message was typed by a fellow corp member,then R.I.P to nigeria education as well

Some men grow wings whenever they have a lady by their side! As much as I would condemn the barbaric act of the police man, I will also advice fellow men to learn how to handle simple situation! Keeping quite wouldn't have made him a lesser man, and trying to show he's fearless doesn't make the lady love u more! My opinion though! Don't quote me if you don't have mature mind

Am I the only one thinking some other niggas go don dey chop this girl ponmo? Men are generally adventurous, some just wanna mark the register and confirm theirs curiosity!

I just hope that Igbo woman no put ogiri! The smell of that poo can make Abacha turn violently in his grave! Whoever invent that stuffs though mmmmmmm

Don't underestimate the power of Kwale Igbo

I was once detained in that room for over 7 hours on a cold winte morning! I can identify that room very well, it's at the O.R tambo airport Johannesbourg! Rude an very uncouth SA border police! My offence was having Nigerian passport even though I explained to them am on my way to Australia! I seriously wonder when nigeria will stand up and speak against this absolute nonsense! Black racists! I bet they won't come near you if you're white! Even if you bleach enough!

DollarAngel:
Good meanwhile what's that rope for?

to kill himself perhaps

In all honesty, I miss the military regime! All these thieves should be 6 feet below by now

DeRay98:
Omo, you go pay medical bills oh if I crack my ribs finish oh

lol

Any olosho wey marry! Na just sabbatical leave! She go ever come back to the street! Robert Mugabe 1975[color=#770077][/color]

MTN keep enjoying sympathy and wider Accross length and breath of nigeria. Meanwhile no single nigeria company is allow in SA! As I type this, there's huge violence against nigeria and more foreign national in Pretoria! All press men camera confisticated, no one dare bring out his phone to cover the whole barbaric scene! It's a serious crime against humanity! Please help reach out to South Africans! Our brothers are being hacked to death as I type! Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee! This is very serious

These kind of useless empty threat makes me hate naija government right now! In less than two years NIGERIA union in SA recorded over 200 murder cases and mostly perpetrated By South Africans! No doubt ones need to be law abiding and respect the constituted authority of your host nation, but I can say it emphatically that South Africa government are technically behind these attacks and whatever they says outside the country is hypocritical and should be taken as a huge lies! For people who knows SA very well, for quite some years now they've been refusing Nigerians reside vitals document to do legitimate work or grant them a business permit to enable them to open their personal businesses! The implication of these us that 80 % Nigerian living in SA are automatically an illegal immigrant! Not because they choose to but because SA government keep denying them the needed documents! The same can't be said about nigeria government to SA citizens! The business keep thriving in Lagos n Abuja because our figure head government know nothing about diplomacy n international relations! The plight of Nigerians in SA is quite pathetic! Some already stay there for over a decade with legitimate business n he stand to loose everything just like a flash in a pan! SA government or police won't protect him avid our great Nigerian government refuse to act! By the why is it that each time immigration officers comb naija houses asking for papers that's when u hear about xenophobic attacks! Naija enough is enough! If u don't fight fir your brothers nobody will! Expect more corpses back home coz no one will stop them from their planned attack today n tomorrow! Not even SA police will stop these lazy blood sucking Zulus

Any olosho that got married is only on sabbatical! Welcome back to the street jare !

Thunder fire you n your music! Next time you don't tweet after smoking Kwale weed Omo ale

Nigerian army always looking for pity! As a soldier man you knew what you are in for when u decided to join the force! All these posts calculated at getting cheap pity and popularity is baseless! No one forces you to join the army Abeg! Next story

Was in SA in 2015 when these guys were arrested majorly from Pretoria north! They were about 43 in total! The life style of our brothers makes it very easy to guess what dey do for a living! Shutting down all the clubs in Pretoria and Joburg and making noise as if they are in ikeja! I pity them though because potentials and very brilliant mind will be wasted behind the bars! However they serve as a huge lesson to us all! Hustle right and live right! Que sera sera! Not all of us will drive Mercedes's AMG or range rover sport

Southy is next to sodom n Gomorrah

brunofarad:
Happy birthday sir



More glorious years ahead

happy birthday sir? Ah

[color=#006600][/color]"not all women like money" that statement should end with JUST KIDDING