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Politics / Re: PDP E-rats Mentions Nairaland In Their New Twitter Hashtag Campaign by SylarsMcQuins: 12:11am On Feb 12, 2016
The way u guys call mods is jst funny I swear....
Politics / Re: APC, PDP Reps Clash Over Amaechi by SylarsMcQuins: 12:07am On Feb 12, 2016
Bubu the Dullardo will soon Probe Nigeria as a country...
Politics / Re: You Must Fight Corruption Within Ambit Of Law, NBA Tells Buhari by SylarsMcQuins: 12:05am On Feb 12, 2016
Buhari is above the LAW and there's natyn we can do about it coz Wailers gonna wail and Zombies gonna follow....

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Politics / Re: APC Congratulates Ishaku's Supreme Court Victory by SylarsMcQuins: 11:07pm On Feb 11, 2016
Good for him...
Phones / Re: Where In Nigeria Is Pank Shin? Truecaller App Keeps Giving That Location. by SylarsMcQuins: 11:01pm On Feb 11, 2016
True caller aint needed in this part of the world...

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Romance / Re: How To Spot Girls Looking For Boyfriend At Lagos Restaurants by SylarsMcQuins: 3:21pm On Feb 11, 2016
Naijasinglegirl:
I see them all the time in high brow restaurants in Lagos. Usually, they announce their presence in a group of four, three or two in some cases.
Guys reading this, you are part of the problem in Nigeria if you notice the first thirteen signs without approaching their table.

Here we go.

1. They pick the most visible spot in the restaurant to seat.
2. Then study the menu like they are studying for JAMB.
3. It takes roughly thirty minutes to an hour for them to decide an item on the menu they want.
4. And when they do, it’s usually the cheapest. Malt, coke, cranberry juice or orange juice.
5. They take a lot of selfies while waiting for their order. A lot of selfies!
6. They laugh a lot to nothing in particular…and very loud to attract the attention of prospective boyfriends seated.
7. It is common to find them laughing loud one minute and sober the next minute when they feel a potential lead may never approach their table.
8. Their eye lashes looks like they are ready to fly. Heavy makeup is the costume. Pushup bra and waist trainer is the dress code. Add a strappy sandals & ombre wig to that.
9. They are usually with power banks cos they know it’s going to be long wait. And of course, that time can be spent in achieving the next level in Candy Crush.
10. They keep staring around anytime anyone walks in as though they are human drone cameras.
11. They make quick dashes to the rest room every fifteen minutes to remind candidates seated that they are still waiting.
12. And of course, to retouch their lipstick and rearrange the foam in their bra.
13. Accent fluctuates between American, British, and pidgin depending on who is walking past their table.
14. When it’s time to pay for their drinks using POS after an unsuccessful outing, they pull out up to four ATM cards and contribute in fractions like church offerings.


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/spot-girls-looking-boyfriend-lagos-restaurants/


The topic should be

How to spot Olosho's looking for clients.

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Politics / Re: Atiku & John Oyegun At Abuja Airport. (Photos) by SylarsMcQuins: 3:14pm On Feb 11, 2016
Money train, where ever the money go they follow......
Politics / Re: What The NewYork Times Said About Nigerians. Photo Attached. by SylarsMcQuins: 2:37pm On Feb 11, 2016
Some people will still come and derail this thread.
Especially those that have nightmares of IPOB youths and Wailers...

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Politics / Re: Senate Turns Down Budget Proposal For Information Ministry by SylarsMcQuins: 1:11pm On Feb 11, 2016
Budget frm the Dullard to the Zombies....

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Politics / Re: Buharri Should Resign Now by SylarsMcQuins: 11:26am On Feb 11, 2016
Ain't no Zombie buh let Bubu finish his tenure....
He tried for so long and now let the Tourist enjoy his tenure..
Phones / Re: CPC Orders MTN To Pay 1.85m Naira To Promo Winner by SylarsMcQuins: 11:24am On Feb 11, 2016
Lol.. MTN with Gbese eveywhere...

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Politics / Re: Buhari, Time We Stopped Lying To Ourselves - Abimbola Adelakun by SylarsMcQuins: 11:19am On Feb 11, 2016
iamodenigbo1:
you won't see the lying lier's here.Op don't dream of FP it won't get there

Eat ur words...
Politics / Re: Fayose Tears Olukere's Portraits, Unleash Mayhem In Ikere Ekiti by SylarsMcQuins: 9:46am On Feb 11, 2016
Street ti take over...
Celebrities / Re: Waje: At A Point In My Career, Only Ebuka & Noble Igwe Supported Me by SylarsMcQuins: 9:35am On Feb 11, 2016
HoldenCaulfield:
Family of Wailers
Lol! A Niccur PAINED!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Waje: At A Point In My Career, Only Ebuka & Noble Igwe Supported Me by SylarsMcQuins: 9:28am On Feb 11, 2016
Moral of the story: A gud hustle always pay...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: T-mart by SylarsMcQuins: 8:15am On Feb 11, 2016
generalfag:

How was it people?
I didn't turn up...
Career / Re: Is My Boss Forcing Me To Marry His Only Daughter? by SylarsMcQuins: 1:35am On Feb 11, 2016
Cutehector:
Chei.. shocked why do people like to dull in dis life na

Bro I jst tya, God doesn't wanna pick my calls yet with dz kinda offer...

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Career / Re: Is My Boss Forcing Me To Marry His Only Daughter? by SylarsMcQuins: 1:33am On Feb 11, 2016
Hero ko Legend of the Seeker ni....

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Aptitude Test From T-mart Wholesale by SylarsMcQuins: 8:15pm On Feb 10, 2016
obinoral1179:
to what?

I actually work though and was suppose to be free today buh sumtyn came up so I had to attend to that need..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Aptitude Test From T-mart Wholesale by SylarsMcQuins: 3:02pm On Feb 10, 2016
obinoral1179:
what's up about the test?
Agarum joor, changed my mind...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Aptitude Test From T-mart Wholesale by SylarsMcQuins: 2:58pm On Feb 10, 2016
obinoral1179:
what's up about the test?
Agarum joor, changed my mind...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Voda Paints Test Invite by SylarsMcQuins: 8:28am On Feb 10, 2016
Best of luck u guys
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: T-mart by SylarsMcQuins: 8:28am On Feb 10, 2016
Best of luck u guys
Politics / Re: IMF Has Listed Nigeria As The World’s 22nd Largest Economy In The World by SylarsMcQuins: 11:00pm On Feb 09, 2016
Zombies and. Vampires would destroy this before their tenure runs out....

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Politics / Re: APC National Chairman Visit Gov Rochas Okorocha Picture Update by SylarsMcQuins: 10:53pm On Feb 09, 2016
As usual, went to visit him so they could take pictures....

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Romance / Re: Valentine: This Is What Happens Before And After Valentine (pics) by SylarsMcQuins: 10:12pm On Feb 09, 2016
This is so stale
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Aptitude Test From T-mart Wholesale by SylarsMcQuins: 8:45pm On Feb 09, 2016
obinoral1179:
wish u the best
Same to u, Aint u coming?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Aptitude Test From T-mart Wholesale by SylarsMcQuins: 5:32pm On Feb 09, 2016
obinoral1179:
have u decided?
Ajah its gonna be....
Politics / Re: Toyin Saraki Spotted With 50cent - Pictured by SylarsMcQuins: 10:45am On Feb 09, 2016
kay29000:

Done.
Send a mail to Sylarsquins@hotmail.com Yet to get ur PM

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Education / Re: Education: Why South-west And North Should Be Worried by SylarsMcQuins: 9:03am On Feb 09, 2016
Some pple won't like this.. I.E the Zombie Nation

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