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Nairaland GeneralRe: Ridiculous Names by sylvao2000(m): 1:46pm On Feb 22, 2008
@Poster

This are some names that keeps me thinking, what kind of names are this

HottFunmi ----- none be only hott na coldfunmi
Nautillus 
micklplus
ayeesha
blackmann
Busta 
OMO IBO
ibkaye
crazykid
chuckdee4
ifyalways
squad1
oziomatv
larekey
omega25red
nwando
eldee
FactorChic --- factor my foot
olay
Amiga
®~^Sly^~®
PERVERT9
tonia2000
jkpretty
ayeesha
efuah 
Gamine
Easybaby   ----- easy ko easy ni
Gamine
NOIBMUUL

Obasanjo
Olusegun
Yar'Adua
Babangida
Abiola
Abacha

Tell me how will this country grow with this name?
RomanceRe: The Perfect Woman by sylvao2000(m): 1:13pm On Feb 22, 2008
@poster

Just the first sentence you were able to prove your low brain,
l guess this is another Mu-slem coming,
RomanceRe: Confusion Among Sisters! by sylvao2000(m): 12:55pm On Feb 22, 2008
@Poster:

Dont tell me that is you on ur profile ok, abi na agbo girls dey go ur church.

my broda were you buy that shoe from, your way of dressing na die white shoe white car
with funny look. abegi go site down jo
RomanceRe: He Needs To Grow Up by sylvao2000(m): 11:20am On Feb 22, 2008
@poster

Please send him this Grow Up Greeting Flower l guess this will settle everything

RomanceRe: He Needs To Grow Up by sylvao2000(m): 11:19am On Feb 22, 2008
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RomanceRe: How Do You Describe Him? by sylvao2000(op): 8:20am On Feb 21, 2008
skyone:
yes i reckon he is, for a man to be so fascinated about another man, eeh he must have an element of gayness in him.
Whatever,
RomanceRe: How Do You Describe Him? by sylvao2000(op): 6:15pm On Feb 20, 2008
[quote author=D-Chair link=topic=114373.msg1977877#msg1977877 date=1203527251]r u gay[/quote]NO

NaJa HaJe:
r u ok?
THANKS
RomanceHow Do You Describe Him? by sylvao2000(op): 6:06pm On Feb 20, 2008
Please Nairaland Describe Seun in one word  it could be in your local dialect .


Please anything in this thread MUST be in one word, even when you want to insult someone


Ijebu
RomanceRe: What Name Did U Save Your Boy/girlfriend's Name As On Your Phone? by sylvao2000(m): 10:09am On Feb 20, 2008
AfricaFace:
Gold Digger
Stingy brat
Parasite

because he is too stingy to belong to human family, chei , in my whole life i have never seen a shameless stingy man like him
Nice definition of love and care keep it up
RomanceRe: What Name Did U Save Your Boy/girlfriend's Name As On Your Phone? by sylvao2000(m): 10:05am On Feb 20, 2008
@poster l call my Nairaland
RomanceRe: Will You Call Your Child Dick/dickson? by sylvao2000(m): 11:54am On Feb 18, 2008
girlie2000:
I was just wondering, why do people call their children Dick or Dickson?

If your name is Dick/Dickson how do u feel when u hear people call your name?

@ all, will call your child Dick?
YOU DONE BORN? MAKE YOU BORN FIRST MAKE WE SEE THE NAME WHEN YOU GO GIVE YOUR PICKIN, NA PEOPLE LIKE YOU DEY GIVE THEIR PICKIN CHELSEA, PLATE, PUMPIN
RomanceRe: Do Rich Guys Really Get Real Ladies That Love Them? by sylvao2000(op): 10:59am On Feb 18, 2008
Esss:
@ topic

Yes, they are called whores, hustlers and moochers. wink
l dont understand.
RomanceDo Rich Guys Really Get Real Ladies That Love Them? by sylvao2000(op): 5:39pm On Feb 17, 2008
Rich Guys am not saying jst rich but also occupied position do they really get ladies that love them not because of what they have or the position they occupied? sometimes l feel ladies say yes because of the cash and position some guys handle not because they really have that feeling for them. am sorry ladies that's jst how l feel and why that?
RomanceRe: How Long Does It Take To Fall In Love by sylvao2000(m): 4:29pm On Feb 14, 2008
less a minute
RomanceRe: if it were you, how will you respond? by sylvao2000(m): 12:00pm On Feb 14, 2008
@Poster

Which of this will you prefere either.

1) Your girlfriend or wife sleep with your uncle or brother ?
2) Your girlfriend or wife sleep with your best friend or your enemy ?
3) Your girlfriend or wife sleep with your houseboy or gateman ?
4) Your girlfriend or wife sleep with your pastor or choir master ?

Please avoid the use of foul language or insulting words thanks you and happy valentine
EventsRe: Are You Interested In Charity? Please Read This by sylvao2000(m): 5:25pm On Feb 13, 2008
uspry1:
No thank! My church in the USA has its own Africa missionary where my congregations always donate and contribute things including plane tickets to UGANDA, NIGERIA, and few other East/West Africa countries.

Twelve teams on Africa missionary every year since 1990s, they can afford purchasing round-trip plane ticket that cost them $2k US dollar (2007 price) and hiring Ugandan/Nigerian interpreters with them on missionary journey. Most are pastorial and ministerial staff and few are true Christians with strong prayer warriors.

Last year (2007) informed us at church that they stopped going UGANDA anymore, change different Africa country, because of dangerous travel to UGANDA. (too many orphans turn into youth miliants---my Africa missionary staffs no fit trying to educate them and safely escaped from harm they all visited in the same village they went in the past---suddenly last year was changed) cry

That is how I got influenced by my church as I joined in deaf church in the major city in the USA two years ago---discovering how friendly my church congregations care about Africa unlikely my hometown rural church congregations are (too stingy!). I got respect Africa too much!!!

My church is working on hosting new country, Kenya. My church got relived from my other pastor with his son just escaped from Kenya during Christmas holiday left Kenya on January 2, 2008, it was released on the Washington Post as well as among Potomac area newspapers spreading around the state.

Now it is wrong time for this year 2008, just wait until everything in Kenya calm for my church's new Africa missionary.
Why this long stories? l advice you get better working doing,
EventsRe: Are You Interested In Charity? Please Read This by sylvao2000(m): 3:14pm On Feb 13, 2008
@aisha2

They are not interested abeg haba
EventsRe: Are You Interested In Charity? Please Read This by sylvao2000(m): 9:33am On Feb 13, 2008
@aisha2

You done start another level abi, well l will love to be part of it though
RomanceRe: Guys Are All Over Me? Who Do I Choose? by sylvao2000(m): 7:28pm On Feb 12, 2008
@adeboo and @waleab

l must say thanks alot guys you got the day done am so happy and laughing here like a 2yrs old baby,

once again thanks and God bless
RomanceRe: Guys Are All Over Me? Who Do I Choose? by sylvao2000(m): 7:02pm On Feb 12, 2008
@adeboo

I digg your style, you sound like a happy woman jst like my happy sisters and mama keep it up and more blessing to your generation,

infact let me pray for you

You will find a fine husband like me AMEN.
RomanceRe: Guys Are All Over Me? Who Do I Choose? by sylvao2000(m): 6:49pm On Feb 12, 2008
@waleab

wetin concern you? na ur babe aproko see as you go let am no na, make you take time ooo , como for here jo hissssss grin

@adeboo

Am so sorry ok, wasnt with my medicated glasses then but have it on now , oh girl you too much see beauty, were you see am buy abi na saturday them born you?  grin grin
RomanceRe: Guys Are All Over Me? Who Do I Choose? by sylvao2000(m): 6:20pm On Feb 12, 2008
adeboo:
Gbam!
Seconded with ma whole fine sef.
So you fine too with that pic when l dey see for there abi na ur grama be that, hmmmmm make una come see beauty ooo with a thousand dollars make up. grin grin grin
CareerRe: Why Do Most Female Secretaries Sleep With Their Bosses? by sylvao2000(op): 6:10pm On Feb 12, 2008
gentledove:
May God have mercy on us.
AMEN OOO
RomanceRe: Guys Are All Over Me? Who Do I Choose? by sylvao2000(m): 6:04pm On Feb 12, 2008
@poster

For your mind abi why do ugly girls show them sef l jst dey tire for them
RomanceRe: sms/text frnd by sylvao2000(m): 5:46pm On Feb 12, 2008
@poster

what do you guys take nairaland babes for? everyone come here saying l need a babe are they for sales abi them tell una say them they find husband or boyfriend? you better find something good to keep ur life busy from all this you call life, l need a lady ko l need a lady ni, hisssssssssssssssssss and relase with a glass of pineapple juice
RomanceRe: Help Needed! by sylvao2000(m): 4:46pm On Feb 12, 2008
ayeesha:
@ sylvao2000

you better mind yourself o you this boy grin

*i`ve not been conned afterall*
Dey there are you gone for it, pls add ur house address to it am sure he is on with you now and pls dont come back to nairaland for help oo grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Help Needed! by sylvao2000(m): 3:53pm On Feb 12, 2008
Another level of toasting, this guy is too much he got this girl dedails shap shap. no time

l trust some guys none be all those once when dey talk say l need babe like say ways of getting them done finish.

boy cary her go jo na the level. grin grin
CareerRe: Why Do Most Female Secretaries Sleep With Their Bosses? by sylvao2000(op): 9:56am On Feb 12, 2008
Aladunni:
A female secretary that sleeps with her boss:

will do the same as a marketer to get customers for her organisation.

will do the same as a cleaner to be favoured by staff within the company.

will do the same as a student to sail through school.

will do the same as an officer in any organisation to be promoted.

in short she had been and would still be anything to get her desires

have done and will do anything to get to the top.

I have been a secretary/personal assistant with nothing less than 7 years of work experience in 5 different organisations. I had cause to work for male bosses in all these years. The ones that were randy were done away with ASAP without my giving a single thought to what they paid or condition of service they would likely offer if i agreed to the deal.

Be very good at what you do as a secretary or personal assistant, don't lazy around, be firm in your decisions for your boss and you will see that no matter how unreasonable he is, he will rather look outside because your conduct will likely make you a forbidden fruit for him. If he is the crazy type that cannot reason then run

I hope secretaries in the career section are still alive in Nairaland.

MyPeace where art thouhuh
Well said gurl
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Looking For Jkpretty! by sylvao2000(m): 11:28am On Feb 11, 2008
@Easybaby

Ok, but tell her to take her time next time
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Looking For Jkpretty! by sylvao2000(m): 11:12am On Feb 11, 2008
@
Easybaby

But na true na am sure she spend more time on mirrow every minute and that is giving her alot of problems SHE NONE FINE and nothing can be done about that.


@jkpretty

Am chaning your user name na to jkugly   and that is who you are take it or leave it or better go hang urself, l dey vex all this aproko girls when dey show them because them dey fit buy 100 naira colour paint to pain there ugly face na who una they decieve sef? , hisssssssssssss
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Looking For Jkpretty! by sylvao2000(m): 10:40am On Feb 11, 2008
@ jkpretty

For your mind you fine abi abegi go sit down for one side jo
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Is A Drug Peddler! by sylvao2000(m): 10:16am On Feb 11, 2008
@poster------ story that touch, l feel so sorry for her but l will advice she stay by him am sure he will soon be set free and have his life and business back online, he must be a big boy drug dealer and am sure she being enjoying the money with him.

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