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I use Zombie, Mumu or Mugu depending on the kind of shark i catch for river!

A strippy black eight pieces short skirt
white fitted shirt
black & white ankle strap heels (i'm at work)

yemivictor:
ARE YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A GUY _{hmm na wa o!}

So??

olrotimi:
@ sylvex, those things don't stimulate or naija girls

I sure know very few will appreciate that bt personally i go craze for that kind guy

raxikool:
[color=#770077][/color] since none of u wants 2 propose, then i will, iice will u marry me?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

yes! there alot of ways but the most romantic of all is by Sky-wirtting 'I LOVE You' in the air space or better still get a tattoo with her name written on it. Bet she'll love u than u do (love) her

my2cents:
here goes mine, though technically I wouldn't call it a break up:

a few years ago, I was hooked up on a blind date. I got to her house to pick her up. She was wasn't that attractive to me. I had to get out of this thing. Wetin vex me pass na say I had to drive for a while to get to her place. So what did I do? Trust naija now. Read on

I made some small talk. Then the moment came. She excused herself to get something from her room. I held her around her waist and said something like, "baby, I have a surprise for you". She said, "wow! i wasn't expecting this". I said, "Whenever a girl I want to date is pretty, I always like to give her something before we go out. Give me a minute. It's in the car. I'll be back before you know it". You could tell she really couldn't wait. To cut a long story short, I went outside, pretended to look for the gift in the trunk (her apartment was such that she could see where I was parked), scratched my head, opened my side of the car, sat down, reversed and drove off

Cruel? I guess, but I couldn't in all honesty go out with her.

Na wa ooooooooooo another TKO. I feel for the poor girl sha

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Abasi mbok!

dedication, explore new opportunities, to be more tolerant and patient above all to establish a good relationship with my Creator

Cuz' they are damn too sexy and are less materialistic

sure y not, afterall i didn't come to dis world to please anyone!

Classical VIRGO and everything written by the poster seems to be directed at me! I'M PROUD TO BE ONE. Go Virgo! Go Virgo!! Go Virgo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fashi her jare! She doesn't deserve your kind. Guess what? since u re inexperienced in the game called love she go jus manipulate you and before you say jack, the damage has been done. 

love is colourless. So forget it! there is nothing like 'love colour' or 'colour of love' xpecially when it sucks

With bad guys there can never be a dull moment. Think of the adventure, the toughness, the hardness, the roughness in fact everything little crazy thing they tend to do. To cut it short,  they are brewed for the weaklings like eemmmmmmmmm,

Cool bucks, Luvly taste, High class and a Heartbreaking, Knee weaking Physique! (Gosh! the meer thought of these makes me drool)

Siena:
Dating, and not interested.

Are u sure?

Nope! there's no big deal in xpressin' ur feelings but wit a typical Nigerian Man (or an African Man) that smells trouble.

20, it was so consuming but things got out of hand (Still cant find another to fill the empty void he left behind). Though we're still best of friends.

hmmm, love and lust. (since he's digging outside wit some b***h, then I can slug it out rite in the house wit a gigolo or a handsome hunk) afterall 2 can play the game!

9star:
I don't even kia about them runs girls.
my advice to guys is this:if u notice a girl is not sincere,
pretend u love and care for her while u take your time and gv
her long long tin.
if your 2 broke not to afford good rubber,the last time i checked Gold cycle
is jst 20naira.
Women no mata hw u see it are more vulnerable not the men.
so if she is loose,help her loose her self well.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

lamskyblue:
It has never been a woman's world before our birth, so it can never and we wont allow it be a woman's world in our own generation. ladies stay behind your men and follow as we instruct.

Says who?

@poster

Hit her up style. Give her a taste of her own meat. Hmmm, women-when the going's smooth u'll see them adoring you, worshipping the ground you walk on etc but when the situation is the other way round chei,

biko oooo wat is 'honey pot'?

iz2much:
Am one! serious i have never tasted any lady before and am okay scientifically and mentally

shooo, me no know say we get handsome lair for nland. Na waoooo

zignor:
@sylvex . . .I quite agree with you . . .women can breakheart even much better

Not jus dat, they have the dexterity and capability to squash it, pierce it, wringle it and crush it to pieces thereafter discarding it into the trash bin (boy i love that). Hey, it's still the womens' world

saucekid:
else what? . . . . . .

patient bird misses the warmrod?? . . . . . .wetin be the answer??

else, i go file for!!!!!

zignor:
He doesn't want to spend his pepper




@sylvex . . .Patience bird misses the warm

warm wat??

sorry guys, it's quite unfortunate we are not in the 18th, 19th or 20th century-when men were still the head. A change has come, it's high time men accept the fact that 'what a man can do A WOMAN CAN DO MUCH BETTER' and there's nothing, I mean ABSOULTELY NOTHING you (men) folks can do about that.

saucekid:
rockie na smart boy. . . .
he knows what up

hmmm, he had better not know watz up else,

Hi Ify and Bblak, missed u both, guess u are doing great. Merry X-mas in advance

Please did anyone help me find my rockie? ROCKIE Dearie where art thou? X-mas is on the corner so dont abscond from me ooooo