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Romance / Re: In A Dilemma Right Now, Please Advise by syntekelite(m): 12:58pm On Sep 10, 2023 |
For you to bring these to nl shows it will take years fr you to be over her but try you must or your soul will waste away with the constant nagging thought that whenever she is away she is cheating, it will eat away at your sanity till all thats left is violence and even if you restrain from violence, a time will come when she is done using your shine and she will be the one to break up with you, i sincerely hope it doesnt destroy you utterly.. My advice- RUN and make sure you forget her totally delete her numbers/chats/texts/pics/then begin blocking any no she calls with.. go get busy and hve fun where u can with time you will jst think of her as a lesson learnt in the ghetto school of life.. 1 Like |
Health / Re: Lagos Community Turns Canal To Dumpsite, Battles Offensive Odour, Health Hazards by syntekelite(m): 12:38pm On Sep 10, 2023 |
iammolise: If the past govts had done the right thing with the waterways such nonsense wont happen.. if our canals had been cleared and cleaned for commercial purposes like other water cities e.g france,italy e.t.c it will be hard for citizens to dump refuse there ..a canal that its waters flows freely will attract private investment cos there re a lot of benefits for a flowing canal,just so you know these same canal is interlinked up to surulere and iponri.. |
Health / Re: Lagos Community Turns Canal To Dumpsite, Battles Offensive Odour, Health Hazards by syntekelite(m): 12:34pm On Sep 10, 2023 |
kelvine: Canal wey pass side of luth fence..very irresponsible hospital, armed robbers dey rob their students through the canal luth does nothing, canal and all the gutters around luth are blocked causing serious flood luth dont care.. imagine rushing someone to luth hospital when its raining or late night very very dangerous.. just metres outside their gate robbers have killed and gravely injured mostly visitors or students of the hospital yet they still havent done anything about the situation, campus area wey suppose safe for toasters, lovers, friends to stroll , have fun , mingle is now a dead zone from 9:50pm.. In fact luth has to be the most useless and corrupt hospital in the history of hospitals.... |
Family / Re: As A Newly Married Man How Much should he Give his Wife For A Good Pot Of Soup by syntekelite(m): 5:43pm On Sep 07, 2023 |
gentposh: Hw much dey hin account?? Hw much hin dey earn? How many kids? Hw many days do you want the soup to last? The answers to the above will determine how much fr soup cos its not set in stone, by the way if ur wife na igbo or calabar start from 10k upward depending on ur mood cos fish fit hungry you today make goat worry ur nose tomorrow... |
Romance / Re: She Is A Lovable Person But Her Past Keeps Popping Up In My Head by syntekelite(m): 5:39pm On Sep 07, 2023 |
ebijimi7: Are you the father to the child born by her?? If yes then do the needful and marry your soul mate..what if she didn't tell u abt her past or she is in the category of its jst the guy that dis-virgin me that hve ever slept with you re the only one i hve opened up to ever since he broke my heart. @op if she wasnt doing runs/olosho/hookup i believe it shouldn't bother you after all you hve also dived into 40 something girls river to swim how come she isn't holding it against you?? |
Crime / Re: Missing FUOYE Student, Atanda Deborah Found Dead In Shallow Grave (Graphic) by syntekelite(m): 12:17pm On Sep 07, 2023 |
tivta: Most times its not even any of the listed you wrote.. serial killers abound everywhere the only diff with naija's own is the lack of forensic investigation reason why citizens term it all rituals.. Women are 90% targets of depraved serial killers due to the sexual and psychological nature of their persons coupled with their physical appearance which is feminine and delicate.. Majority of this killings re the work of deranged minds e.g violent rapists,straight sodomites,sexual sadists and psychotic minds.. the killing is usually an afterthought to protect their identity cos such people re rarely strangers to their victims.. and yes rituals might be involved as a means to earn money esp if they hve partners in the flesh business.. |
Crime / Re: Birmingham City Council Declares Itself Bankrupt Amid $950m Pay Claims by syntekelite(m): 11:48am On Sep 07, 2023 |
headboyprince: What re u replying fr if u know nothing abt history.. go read the story of nassau and the the east india company.. una no dey ever read or fact find just to come online and pretend to be intelligent by sounding intellectually hollow.. Emancipate yourself from stereotyped thinking not everyone on here watches nollywood ,big brother and listens to portable... |
Crime / Re: Birmingham City Council Declares Itself Bankrupt Amid $950m Pay Claims by syntekelite(m): 11:44am On Sep 06, 2023 |
captainamiedi1: Na gold dem dey use prop am up... The resources they stole during the time of slavery mehnn e no fit finish for decades not only from africa self other small islands were also raped and raided by the greatest thieves of all time.. the united kingdom . 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Birmingham City Council Declares Itself Bankrupt Amid $950m Pay Claims by syntekelite(m): 11:41am On Sep 06, 2023 |
dele1727: No mind all those haters of their nation, ordinary southy na 500k per month fr rent, in fact how many eu countries collect rent per year, all they make goes back to the govt for providing them with a working economy&solid amenities albeit a capitalistic one,reason i dont blame folks who dont help much when they japa, it takes years of a stable good paying job along with side hustles to save something good to build something tangible back home.. Anyways if you must travel have the needed skills to survive,nothing is free in europe, they will give you car, wedding ring, social gadgets,debit cards,mortgages e.t.c( all on pay small small)it all seems so stress free but by the time they start deducting their monies lil by lil you will realise that our way of life in naija get hin own upside, we buy everything outright which makes us better financially and more rugged economically.. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Strike Flops In Lagos As Workers, Banks Shun NLC by syntekelite(m): 11:24am On Sep 06, 2023 |
Daft nlc president.. so glaring he is a stooge fr emefiele and labour party.. new money policy and subsidy removal which was more destructive and a recipe for anarchy? I wonder why other nlc members haven't kicked the irrelevant joker out of the union, he has made nlc a total joke of the aluta activism... |
Food / Re: Indomie Generation Doesn't Know The Drink Called Goldspot And Olo by syntekelite(m): 3:03pm On Aug 28, 2023 |
[quote author=Apus post=125159209] True, but they are not that felt. Drank Schweppes some time ago and was not that impressed. Was a very big fan of Schweppes. Hardly drank anything asides old Schweppes lemon then. [/quote Na tonic water i miss pass esp if u dey smoke small ... So gutted that it no longer exists... 1 Like |
Food / Re: Indomie Generation Doesn't Know The Drink Called Goldspot And Olo by syntekelite(m): 3:02pm On Aug 28, 2023 |
Dr pepper nko? |
Food / Re: Indomie Generation Doesn't Know The Drink Called Goldspot And Olo by syntekelite(m): 3:01pm On Aug 28, 2023 |
Throwback: On point.. but that indomie i think was diff,(called 2mins noodles or so)i may be wrong though, the aroma,the sauce and most especially the time to get cooked 2mins on dot.. But the sweetest part was its aroma and its long and thick strands.. The indomie of today abegi na total rubbish esp the sauce terrible health wise, i substitute mine with knorr if at all i must eat it... |
Food / Re: Concoction Native Jollof Rice Recipe | Palm Oil Rice With No Tomatoes (Photos) by syntekelite(m): 12:30pm On Aug 22, 2023 |
Rice-800 Iru-200 Onions-200 Shombo,pepper&maggi-300 Palmoil-200 Scent leaves-100 Crayfish-200 Fish_600 Total-2600.. Verdict- not a concoction Real concoction. Local Rice-500 Grounded pepper-50 or fresh pepper-100 Palm oil or groundnut oil-100 Maggi&salt- e go dey house.. Egg-100.. Crayfish- totally optional Total- 700.. Verdict- this is real meaning of concoction.. 1 Like 1 Share |
Crime / Re: NDLEA Raids Drug Warehouse In Lagos, Recovers ₦4.8 Billion Worth Of Opioids by syntekelite(m): 7:35am On Aug 21, 2023 |
Imagine marwa as president..... |
Culture / Re: Ifa Council Suspends Isese Festival In Ilorin by syntekelite(m): 1:15pm On Aug 18, 2023 |
Ifa wey most imams and alfas dey patronise steady, in fact most muslim clerics are staunch members... |
Business / Re: Jumia Shares Drop 17% After Q2 Results, Investors React Negatively by syntekelite(m): 1:11pm On Aug 18, 2023 |
They re the cause of their problems dont pity them one bit,they dont monitor vendors, they have harsh return policies(i.e giving you vouchers of 5k on an item of 30k), their commission for marketers is the most terrible, too many fake items on there, terrible shop abroad stores all fake e.g nike,Adidas,ralph all substandard(dubai,china) and most importantly they have the most expensive items on simple/basic products and the most ridiculous shipping fees.. if u dont believe go order fr indomie or spaghetti and see the final price..items they sell outside your window and they want u to pay extra 1k or 1500 for.. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Drug Baroness, Four Kingpins Arrested As NDLEA Busts Three Syndicates In Lagos by syntekelite(m): 9:14am On Aug 14, 2023 |
The only organisation working.. i wonder why this marwa no contest for election..... U see that NLC mehnnn na dem useless pass..... |
Politics / Re: Ali Ndume: N2 Million “Holidays” Allowance Not Unusual, May Move Against Akpabio by syntekelite(m): 9:11am On Aug 14, 2023 |
All part of the game,nigerian senators are the anchor dragging nigeria down for decades,their salaries&numerous allowances are too bloated no single bill that favours the people,no social constituency projects except fr maybe 1 or 2.. The plan is to direct nigerians righteous anger to where it resides the H.O.R's. & SENATORS they are the public servants representing the people directly..aso rock too far and too secure but your senators&reps come to the streets after 4 years to throw 2million out their car windows and share rice and garri while you all shout twale&then begin abuse the president.. Abeg wht does the president want to do when he said everyone should sacrifice but the senators insist on latest prado and leave allowance during this trying times its not a military regime so the game has to be played to perfection i.e the leaking of memos, the akpabio so called slipup&the leaking of convos showing they insist on buyin latest prado no matter what, very soon the senators will have no choice but to cut down their allowances when the people start seein them for who they really are... |
Properties / Re: Lawrenco Antonio Cardoso Family Takes Possession Of Apapa Land With 300 Houses by syntekelite(m): 4:52pm On Aug 11, 2023 |
leanonme82: I wonder for the matter ohh , na only foreign names i dey see.. That guy no know real lagosians.....although most on his list are lagosians also but for him not to mention the ancestral lagos names e dey one kind.. 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Family Regrets Selling House And Borrowing Money To Relocate Abroad,Now Stranded by syntekelite(m): 11:18am On Jul 31, 2023 |
That same funds will have been used to buy the right land like 2plots at ikorodu environs or ibadan e.t.c start a catfish pond with like 20,000 fingerlings in about six months they will be smiling ..cat fish market is always available with ready buyers as long as you know how to cater for the fish to make its weight large..whatever loss comes is minimal compared to like chicken and co.. even pig husbandry self is a better investment for someone with that kind of money and family.. from the profits you send one child abroad to study if na abroad dey hungry them.. 1 Like |
Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Suspects Supplying Lagos Night Clubs’ Patrons Drugs by syntekelite(m): 11:11am On Jul 31, 2023 |
ecolime: People like them plenty but shy away from naija politics cos they know how dirty it is and thats the main problem of our country.. the main people with integrity rarely join parties cos of the dog fight and backstabbing politheifcians and their illiterates in the trenches can do.. europe and usa got it right cos the right people are allowed to contest fairly and there is a spending cap during campaign.. |
Health / Re: Please How Do I Get Rid Of This Stubborn Infection??? by syntekelite(m): 2:42pm On Jul 22, 2023 |
SosoTakemypain: Am sorry you going through this but you need to be positive thats the first step.. also how many times do you urinate to make you feel its more than normal . |
Health / Re: Please How Do I Get Rid Of This Stubborn Infection??? by syntekelite(m): 10:59am On Jul 22, 2023 |
Paradigms: What were the symptoms ?? |
Health / Re: Please How Do I Get Rid Of This Stubborn Infection??? by syntekelite(m): 10:58am On Jul 22, 2023 |
theophorus: Frequent urination most common causes re cold weather, high sugar, alcohol intake, accumulation of waste from food ingredients, after eliminating all the above thats when we can be certain its kidney infections.. |
Politics / Re: Why David Hundeyin Was Arrested, Detained And Deported From Zimbabwe by syntekelite(m): 11:04am On Jul 20, 2023 |
Probs with david is his journalism never exposes atiku or obi always apc/tinubu/buhari... So the rest are so so clean that hin no see one stain?? Every one of them re politicians and dem get who dey pay dem,same with yesufu,oby and oseni.. real journalism doest take sides it tells the truth as it is.. Same david wey don cast for cambridge after hin wan scam dem.. 11 Likes |
Politics / Re: Why David Hundeyin Was Arrested, Detained And Deported From Zimbabwe by syntekelite(m): 11:00am On Jul 20, 2023 |
renderme: Lol.. just like that american man wey tel dem say hin don go chicago go get tinubu transcripts, next thing hin drop aza sey e go take huge money to get the transcripts and fbi files..😁😁 5 Likes |
Romance / Re: What I Discovered About Women After Break-up With My Ex by syntekelite(m): 11:00am On Jul 14, 2023 |
Any girl you have to pay to keep is a b***h and there is nothing wrong with that as far as u man enuf and emotional sound to handle such chicks. moreover na runs girl you been dey date, thank your stars and shine your eye well next time.. |
Romance / Re: What I Discovered About Women After Break-up With My Ex by syntekelite(m): 10:55am On Jul 14, 2023 |
Depriest2020: Bleep mate for abj The wrongest advice.. the level wey senators/politicians dey spiritually for north its not advisable to stick with the chick at least for his own safety both physically and spiritually .. As for the girl she is a goner... No free meal in any part of abj.. she will be used to entertain foreign dignitaries or their aides, she will be used in orgies or degrading sexual performances and when she is less appealing she will become the liaison to get other fresh meat.. 4 Likes |
Crime / Re: NDLEA Busts Skuchies Factory In Sagamu, Photo by syntekelite(m): 2:56pm On Jul 09, 2023 |
anonymous1759: Its cos of the weed and lean used in its production.. if you check out the guy caught you wld see he mass produces meaning link to a major weed and lean supplier..thats who they probably after 1 Like |
Education / Re: How We Falsify JAMB Results — Culprits Confess by syntekelite(m): 9:34am On Jul 09, 2023 |
Throwback: He has become a ghost on twitter, the other one anambra first son wey dey form obidient mouthpiece threatened everyone who said jamb was right with fire and brimstone has changed the narrative to tribal sentiments saying agbado started it,while female oby has said the girl needs counselling not punishment even innoson chief of communication wey refuse to withdraw scholarship done keep shut as oga innoson don know say na empty skull hin be.. Checkout how they all not remorseful nor apologetic after using the poor minor for political clout she has been dumped and left to face the music 2 Likes 1 Share |
Agriculture / Re: My Snail And Vegetable Backyard Garden by syntekelite(m): 10:35am On Jun 27, 2023 |
Zubby2005: Pawpaw leaves is their favourite..... 1 Like |
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