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Romance / Re: In A Dilemma Right Now, Please Advise by syntekelite(m): 12:58pm On Sep 10, 2023
For you to bring these to nl shows it will take years fr you to be over her but try you must or your soul will waste away with the constant nagging thought that whenever she is away she is cheating, it will eat away at your sanity till all thats left is violence and even if you restrain from violence, a time will come when she is done using your shine and she will be the one to break up with you, i sincerely hope it doesnt destroy you utterly..
My advice- RUN and make sure you forget her totally delete her numbers/chats/texts/pics/then begin blocking any no she calls with.. go get busy and hve fun where u can with time you will jst think of her as a lesson learnt in the ghetto school of life..

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Health / Re: Lagos Community Turns Canal To Dumpsite, Battles Offensive Odour, Health Hazards by syntekelite(m): 12:38pm On Sep 10, 2023
iammolise:
This is not a function of failed govt, govt can only do so much, the problem bedeviling environmental sanitation is we the people of Lagos state, we are careless, reckless and negligent, not to mention stubborn too, we would cry govt this govt that but you as a lagosian what have you done personally to justify yourself and prove your environmental hygiene

If the past govts had done the right thing with the waterways such nonsense wont happen.. if our canals had been cleared and cleaned for commercial purposes like other water cities e.g france,italy e.t.c it will be hard for citizens to dump refuse there ..a canal that its waters flows freely will attract private investment cos there re a lot of benefits for a flowing canal,just so you know these same canal is interlinked up to surulere and iponri..
Health / Re: Lagos Community Turns Canal To Dumpsite, Battles Offensive Odour, Health Hazards by syntekelite(m): 12:34pm On Sep 10, 2023
kelvine:
This is the community they have LUTH one of the biggest teaching hospitals in Nigeria.

More money for the hospital.

Canal wey pass side of luth fence..very irresponsible hospital, armed robbers dey rob their students through the canal luth does nothing, canal and all the gutters around luth are blocked causing serious flood luth dont care.. imagine rushing someone to luth hospital when its raining or late night very very dangerous.. just metres outside their gate robbers have killed and gravely injured mostly visitors or students of the hospital yet they still havent done anything about the situation, campus area wey suppose safe for toasters, lovers, friends to stroll , have fun , mingle is now a dead zone from 9:50pm..
In fact luth has to be the most useless and corrupt hospital in the history of hospitals....
Family / Re: As A Newly Married Man How Much should he Give his Wife For A Good Pot Of Soup by syntekelite(m): 5:43pm On Sep 07, 2023
gentposh:
Pls married men in the house help him out here...

My friend just called men to as me . I am yet to reply him

Hw much dey hin account?? Hw much hin dey earn? How many kids? Hw many days do you want the soup to last? The answers to the above will determine how much fr soup cos its not set in stone, by the way if ur wife na igbo or calabar start from 10k upward depending on ur mood cos fish fit hungry you today make goat worry ur nose tomorrow...
Romance / Re: She Is A Lovable Person But Her Past Keeps Popping Up In My Head by syntekelite(m): 5:39pm On Sep 07, 2023
ebijimi7:
Good morning landers, its a beautiful thursday morning here in lagos,
Ok so straight down to the business without much hassle.

It goes like this, ok I have this girl I'm dating she has been a lovable soul a friend,partner,lover and mother.

She is caring also I have never met a girl like that in my life since I became an adult the only person that I know has those quality she possessed was my mum which is late now.

she is from kwale I think a town In delta state and I am from ondo so we have been together for couple of years now.

We had a heart to heart conversation she told me about her past and I also told her about mine.

Though I've dated some substantial amount of ladies sha, I don't want to mention before una call me (Ashewo or brostitute grin,

So in the long run while explaining she told me what transpired between she and some of her exes the ones that kept deceiving her and collecting money from her she mentioned about 10 of them which she actually supported to to travel out of the country but they neglected and dumped her after they got over sea, more of like she fell into the hand of bad guys.

What kept ringing in my head and making me scared was the fact she made out with some of them and I still get angry knowing that fact sometimes she would be crying that I'm using her past against her just because she was inlove and it didn't work out within she and any of her ex .

I love her but her past kept dragging me back and making me scared of taking the next step.

Not to mention all of what she has done for me but when I lost my mum she stood by me all through the difficult times she prays for me she was with me at the hospital for days until my mum passed out.

Looking at these are qualities I get confused the more because I dint know if I'm making the right decision by letting her go she rarely ask for anything

Please your candid advice I'd needed

Are you the father to the child born by her?? If yes then do the needful and marry your soul mate..what if she didn't tell u abt her past or she is in the category of its jst the guy that dis-virgin me that hve ever slept with you re the only one i hve opened up to ever since he broke my heart. @op if she wasnt doing runs/olosho/hookup i believe it shouldn't bother you after all you hve also dived into 40 something girls river to swim how come she isn't holding it against you??
Crime / Re: Missing FUOYE Student, Atanda Deborah Found Dead In Shallow Grave (Graphic) by syntekelite(m): 12:17pm On Sep 07, 2023
tivta:


The truth is, girls will always be the major causality cause of gullibility, greed, thirst for material things or just natural body weakness.

Most times its not even any of the listed you wrote.. serial killers abound everywhere the only diff with naija's own is the lack of forensic investigation reason why citizens term it all rituals..
Women are 90% targets of depraved serial killers due to the sexual and psychological nature of their persons coupled with their physical appearance which is feminine and delicate..
Majority of this killings re the work of deranged minds e.g violent rapists,straight sodomites,sexual sadists and psychotic minds.. the killing is usually an afterthought to protect their identity cos such people re rarely strangers to their victims.. and yes rituals might be involved as a means to earn money esp if they hve partners in the flesh business..
Crime / Re: Birmingham City Council Declares Itself Bankrupt Amid $950m Pay Claims by syntekelite(m): 11:48am On Sep 07, 2023
headboyprince:
please explain more. you were there when they were doing it.. you were the camera man abi writer... grin na your type go believe the 99-1 india - Nigeria story. mtcheew...

What re u replying fr if u know nothing abt history.. go read the story of nassau and the the east india company.. una no dey ever read or fact find just to come online and pretend to be intelligent by sounding intellectually hollow..
Emancipate yourself from stereotyped thinking not everyone on here watches nollywood ,big brother and listens to portable...
Crime / Re: Birmingham City Council Declares Itself Bankrupt Amid $950m Pay Claims by syntekelite(m): 11:44am On Sep 06, 2023
captainamiedi1:
But how is their currency still very strong? What do they sell? These whole thing I don't understand at all.

Na gold dem dey use prop am up... The resources they stole during the time of slavery mehnn e no fit finish for decades not only from africa self other small islands were also raped and raided by the greatest thieves of all time.. the united kingdom .

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Crime / Re: Birmingham City Council Declares Itself Bankrupt Amid $950m Pay Claims by syntekelite(m): 11:41am On Sep 06, 2023
dele1727:


shocked shocked shocked


I think many of us don't understand a thing or just choose to be plain stupid.....

The Uk has what it calls the waiting list....7.6millon people in the England are waiting to see the doctor....
In Wales 70,000 people are waiting to see the doctor for the past 18 Months...

The other day...doctors talk about Gambia paying $4000 to doctors....but they won't tell you that the cost of studying medicine in the Gambia is $4800 per year....

What is the cost of studying medicine in the UK? £9,000 pounds per year... people will go to ife or Lag or last for #25,000 per year and be asking to be paid the same with those that go to school with $4,800 and £9,000

What is the cost of housing? Or electricity or health insurance? Or transportation?
The only thing cheap in the uk is food and that is rising as well...
And when we talk of Minimum wage... what is the difference between the politicians and the Civil servants ? What most of them take home is far greater than their salary

Their system is no longer working...they now need new breds of Slaves....

You may curse APC and PDP or APGA....

But never curse Nigeria....when you compare countries do it holistically

No mind all those haters of their nation, ordinary southy na 500k per month fr rent, in fact how many eu countries collect rent per year, all they make goes back to the govt for providing them with a working economy&solid amenities albeit a capitalistic one,reason i dont blame folks who dont help much when they japa, it takes years of a stable good paying job along with side hustles to save something good to build something tangible back home..
Anyways if you must travel have the needed skills to survive,nothing is free in europe, they will give you car, wedding ring, social gadgets,debit cards,mortgages e.t.c( all on pay small small)it all seems so stress free but by the time they start deducting their monies lil by lil you will realise that our way of life in naija get hin own upside, we buy everything outright which makes us better financially and more rugged economically..

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Politics / Re: Strike Flops In Lagos As Workers, Banks Shun NLC by syntekelite(m): 11:24am On Sep 06, 2023
Daft nlc president.. so glaring he is a stooge fr emefiele and labour party.. new money policy and subsidy removal which was more destructive and a recipe for anarchy? I wonder why other nlc members haven't kicked the irrelevant joker out of the union, he has made nlc a total joke of the aluta activism...
Food / Re: Indomie Generation Doesn't Know The Drink Called Goldspot And Olo by syntekelite(m): 3:03pm On Aug 28, 2023
[quote author=Apus post=125159209]

True, but they are not that felt.

Drank Schweppes some time ago and was not that impressed.
Was a very big fan of Schweppes.

Hardly drank anything asides old Schweppes lemon then.

[/quote

Na tonic water i miss pass esp if u dey smoke small ... So gutted that it no longer exists...

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Food / Re: Indomie Generation Doesn't Know The Drink Called Goldspot And Olo by syntekelite(m): 3:02pm On Aug 28, 2023
Dr pepper nko?
Food / Re: Indomie Generation Doesn't Know The Drink Called Goldspot And Olo by syntekelite(m): 3:01pm On Aug 28, 2023
Throwback:


Exactly my point, since GenZ were born in the late 1990s onwards.

We need to realise that Indomie generation are now over 40yrs old for those who had Indomie in the 1990s as University teenagers.

On point.. but that indomie i think was diff,(called 2mins noodles or so)i may be wrong though, the aroma,the sauce and most especially the time to get cooked 2mins on dot..
But the sweetest part was its aroma and its long and thick strands..
The indomie of today abegi na total rubbish esp the sauce terrible health wise, i substitute mine with knorr if at all i must eat it...
Food / Re: Concoction Native Jollof Rice Recipe | Palm Oil Rice With No Tomatoes (Photos) by syntekelite(m): 12:30pm On Aug 22, 2023
Rice-800
Iru-200
Onions-200
Shombo,pepper&maggi-300
Palmoil-200
Scent leaves-100
Crayfish-200
Fish_600
Total-2600..
Verdict- not a concoction

Real concoction.
Local Rice-500
Grounded pepper-50 or fresh pepper-100
Palm oil or groundnut oil-100
Maggi&salt- e go dey house..
Egg-100..
Crayfish- totally optional
Total- 700..
Verdict- this is real meaning of concoction..

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Raids Drug Warehouse In Lagos, Recovers ₦‎4.8 Billion Worth Of Opioids by syntekelite(m): 7:35am On Aug 21, 2023
Imagine marwa as president.....
Culture / Re: Ifa Council Suspends Isese Festival In Ilorin by syntekelite(m): 1:15pm On Aug 18, 2023
Ifa wey most imams and alfas dey patronise steady, in fact most muslim clerics are staunch members...
Business / Re: Jumia Shares Drop 17% After Q2 Results, Investors React Negatively by syntekelite(m): 1:11pm On Aug 18, 2023
They re the cause of their problems dont pity them one bit,they dont monitor vendors, they have harsh return policies(i.e giving you vouchers of 5k on an item of 30k), their commission for marketers is the most terrible, too many fake items on there, terrible shop abroad stores all fake e.g nike,Adidas,ralph all substandard(dubai,china) and most importantly they have the most expensive items on simple/basic products and the most ridiculous shipping fees.. if u dont believe go order fr indomie or spaghetti and see the final price..items they sell outside your window and they want u to pay extra 1k or 1500 for..

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Crime / Re: Drug Baroness, Four Kingpins Arrested As NDLEA Busts Three Syndicates In Lagos by syntekelite(m): 9:14am On Aug 14, 2023
The only organisation working.. i wonder why this marwa no contest for election.....
U see that NLC mehnnn na dem useless pass.....
Politics / Re: Ali Ndume: N2 Million “Holidays” Allowance Not Unusual, May Move Against Akpabio by syntekelite(m): 9:11am On Aug 14, 2023
All part of the game,nigerian senators are the anchor dragging nigeria down for decades,their salaries&numerous allowances are too bloated no single bill that favours the people,no social constituency projects except fr maybe 1 or 2..
The plan is to direct nigerians righteous anger to where it resides the H.O.R's. & SENATORS they are the public servants representing the people directly..aso rock too far and too secure but your senators&reps come to the streets after 4 years to throw 2million out their car windows and share rice and garri while you all shout twale&then begin abuse the president..
Abeg wht does the president want to do when he said everyone should sacrifice but the senators insist on latest prado and leave allowance during this trying times its not a military regime so the game has to be played to perfection i.e the leaking of memos, the akpabio so called slipup&the leaking of convos showing they insist on buyin latest prado no matter what, very soon the senators will have no choice but to cut down their allowances when the people start seein them for who they really are...
Properties / Re: Lawrenco Antonio Cardoso Family Takes Possession Of Apapa Land With 300 Houses by syntekelite(m): 4:52pm On Aug 11, 2023
leanonme82:




Not true. Those are saros dt came back after the slave trade. Awori, ijebu and Egun lagosians dt were never returnees have full traditional names. Those are the real owners and are way more in number.

But yorubas accepted saros back in lagos. They are also part of us.

I wonder for the matter ohh , na only foreign names i dey see.. That guy no know real lagosians.....although most on his list are lagosians also but for him not to mention the ancestral lagos names e dey one kind..

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Travel / Re: Family Regrets Selling House And Borrowing Money To Relocate Abroad,Now Stranded by syntekelite(m): 11:18am On Jul 31, 2023
That same funds will have been used to buy the right land like 2plots at ikorodu environs or ibadan e.t.c start a catfish pond with like 20,000 fingerlings in about six months they will be smiling ..cat fish market is always available with ready buyers as long as you know how to cater for the fish to make its weight large..whatever loss comes is minimal compared to like chicken and co.. even pig husbandry self is a better investment for someone with that kind of money and family.. from the profits you send one child abroad to study if na abroad dey hungry them..

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Suspects Supplying Lagos Night Clubs’ Patrons Drugs by syntekelite(m): 11:11am On Jul 31, 2023
ecolime:

Those guys are legends. Don't forget to add Ribadu.

Marwa has been a performer since day 1. His days as military administrator of Lagos was pure bliss.

People like them plenty but shy away from naija politics cos they know how dirty it is and thats the main problem of our country.. the main people with integrity rarely join parties cos of the dog fight and backstabbing politheifcians and their illiterates in the trenches can do.. europe and usa got it right cos the right people are allowed to contest fairly and there is a spending cap during campaign..
Health / Re: Please How Do I Get Rid Of This Stubborn Infection??? by syntekelite(m): 2:42pm On Jul 22, 2023
SosoTakemypain:


My Sugar level is normal,I have been having this frequent urination since last year.
If it was kidney infection why did it not show In the result??

I started having frequent urination since last year,the first time I went to lab to do test.
The infection it showed was (Proteus spp).
I took the drug it didn't work.
Did another test ,the infection it showed (klebsiella app)took the drug recommend,it didn't work.

Did the test again for the third time it showed staph.then I went to another lab to redo another test, cos all those three tests I did was in one lab .
I did the fourth one in a different lab and It showed staph again.

I'm depressed, sometimes I urinate more than times in a single day

Am sorry you going through this but you need to be positive thats the first step.. also how many times do you urinate to make you feel its more than normal .
Health / Re: Please How Do I Get Rid Of This Stubborn Infection??? by syntekelite(m): 10:59am On Jul 22, 2023
Paradigms:
Staphylococcus can be contacted from the toilet as well. I got the infection when I never knew woman. It consumed my savings without mercy. It's a very stubborn disease.
Finally I got a solution. I mixed lime with clove, tumeric, garlic and ginger. All in the lime water. I take a glass morning and night for a very long time before I stopped seeing the symptoms and it eventually disappeared.

What were the symptoms ??
Health / Re: Please How Do I Get Rid Of This Stubborn Infection??? by syntekelite(m): 10:58am On Jul 22, 2023
theophorus:


Frequent urination is associated with Kidney infections. Are you sure it's Staph?

I hope the person diagnosed you is not a Carpenter claiming to be a Doc. Sha. Make you no go dey use Blood Tonic for Malaria ooo

Frequent urination most common causes re cold weather, high sugar, alcohol intake, accumulation of waste from food ingredients, after eliminating all the above thats when we can be certain its kidney infections..
Politics / Re: Why David Hundeyin Was Arrested, Detained And Deported From Zimbabwe by syntekelite(m): 11:04am On Jul 20, 2023
Probs with david is his journalism never exposes atiku or obi always apc/tinubu/buhari... So the rest are so so clean that hin no see one stain?? Every one of them re politicians and dem get who dey pay dem,same with yesufu,oby and oseni.. real journalism doest take sides it tells the truth as it is..
Same david wey don cast for cambridge after hin wan scam dem..

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Politics / Re: Why David Hundeyin Was Arrested, Detained And Deported From Zimbabwe by syntekelite(m): 11:00am On Jul 20, 2023
renderme:
This one don use obedients do refugee visa scam like DJ switch and rinu oduala.

Obedients mumu no be small. Just dangle their blokos. tongue Just talk full basket and they'll lick Ur ass. No achievement or movement forward necessary. grin

Lol.. just like that american man wey tel dem say hin don go chicago go get tinubu transcripts, next thing hin drop aza sey e go take huge money to get the transcripts and fbi files..😁😁

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Romance / Re: What I Discovered About Women After Break-up With My Ex by syntekelite(m): 11:00am On Jul 14, 2023
Any girl you have to pay to keep is a b***h and there is nothing wrong with that as far as u man enuf and emotional sound to handle such chicks. moreover na runs girl you been dey date, thank your stars and shine your eye well next time..
Romance / Re: What I Discovered About Women After Break-up With My Ex by syntekelite(m): 10:55am On Jul 14, 2023
Depriest2020:

Guy you've lost her to the senator. The person that rented and furnished the room for her warned her not to bring another manchi there.

If am to advise, you don't have to be upset with her, she just upgraded her status. Just see her as a f**k mate and not a girlfriend, as long as you sabi knack her well, she will always come to you for good f**k and to the senator for the money. She can introduce you to the senator as her brother, through the senator you will get better job, meet more senators and more contacts + connections.

If you assure her you won't cause trouble for her and her man-friend, then she would be free to answer her calls in your presence. Am telling you from experience, I got most of my contacts & connection through that way.

Bleep mate for abj The wrongest advice.. the level wey senators/politicians dey spiritually for north its not advisable to stick with the chick at least for his own safety both physically and spiritually ..
As for the girl she is a goner... No free meal in any part of abj.. she will be used to entertain foreign dignitaries or their aides, she will be used in orgies or degrading sexual performances and when she is less appealing she will become the liaison to get other fresh meat..

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Busts Skuchies Factory In Sagamu, Photo by syntekelite(m): 2:56pm On Jul 09, 2023
anonymous1759:
grin

Free skuchies 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 it helps to sleep and doesn’t make someone hyperactive to engage in crime I don’t consider it as a drug abuse It’s more like alcohol drink responsibly. grin grin cheesy grin

Its cos of the weed and lean used in its production.. if you check out the guy caught you wld see he mass produces meaning link to a major weed and lean supplier..thats who they probably after

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Education / Re: How We Falsify JAMB Results — Culprits Confess by syntekelite(m): 9:34am On Jul 09, 2023
Throwback:
Where is the Igbo lawyer that gave JAMB 24hrs ultimatum or risk law suit?




https://www.nairaland.com/7752315/johnmary-maduakolam-jamb-apologize-mmesoma

His phone number is even there so we patriotic Nigerians can 'thank' him for his uninformed legal services.

I pity who would employ the services of a law firm that cannot do thorough investigation.


Igbos never tire with ultimatums.

He has become a ghost on twitter, the other one anambra first son wey dey form obidient mouthpiece threatened everyone who said jamb was right with fire and brimstone has changed the narrative to tribal sentiments saying agbado started it,while female oby has said the girl needs counselling not punishment even innoson chief of communication wey refuse to withdraw scholarship done keep shut as oga innoson don know say na empty skull hin be..
Checkout how they all not remorseful nor apologetic after using the poor minor for political clout she has been dumped and left to face the music

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Agriculture / Re: My Snail And Vegetable Backyard Garden by syntekelite(m): 10:35am On Jun 27, 2023
Zubby2005:
The bucket was covered with something to reduce sunlight, I also but a wood there and 2 tree branches for them to commute.
I put scent leave and utazi inside the bucket to observe if they'll eat it
I'll update soon...

Pawpaw leaves is their favourite.....

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